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(Deadspin)   Full frontal streaker goes 85 yards during the Lions-Browns. Security credited with the end zone tackle (w/moderately Not safe for work video)   (deadspin.com) divider line 25
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1693 clicks; posted to Sports » on 16 Aug 2013 at 10:08 AM (49 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-16 10:12:36 AM
Lions still can't tackle for shiat.
 
2013-08-16 10:13:16 AM
It's all fun and games until you wind up as a registered sex offender.
 
2013-08-16 10:17:06 AM
I'm sick of this kind of behavior, hope they come down hard on this guy and ban him from Browns games for life.


oh wait....
 
2013-08-16 10:17:27 AM
I like towards the end of the video we get to see his buddies recording of his run.  I wonder if there was money on if he would score lol
 
2013-08-16 10:19:33 AM
Will probably be the loudest cheer you will ever hear at the Factory Of Sadness.
 
2013-08-16 10:21:26 AM
Also:

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2013-08-16 10:23:17 AM
The Browns groundskeeper should be signed to the practice squad.
 
2013-08-16 10:26:12 AM
What is it about white people feeling the need to streak during a professional game? Doesn't seem worth the trouble even if anything you're charged with in court gets pleaded down. Get arrested, get a police record and that's it.
 
2013-08-16 10:32:09 AM

jankyboy: It's all fun and games until you wind up as a registered sex offender.


He shouldn't be on a sex offenders list. We really need a different list for people like this. An ignorant farktard list. We still should have him and his brahs on a searchable database though so everyone can know if they are moving in next door to an ignorant farkitard and take reasonable precautions to protect themselves. Also whenever something really stupid happens, like the Bob's Big Boy statue gets stolen or somebody does donuts on the grass in the park the police can round up all the ignorant farktards in the area and find out which one is responsible.
 
2013-08-16 10:39:13 AM

angrymonday: Lions still can't tackle for shiat.


Bell apparently put the guy down twice, but he still managed to get to the endzone. This tells you everything you need to know about the Lions.

/doomed to be a fan of this shiat team.
 
2013-08-16 10:46:56 AM
I got distracted by the Erin Andrews/Charissa Thompson video. I'll be back in 20 minutes.
 
2013-08-16 10:48:56 AM
Where's Mike Curtis when you need him?
 
2013-08-16 10:56:15 AM

usttsdw: angrymonday: Lions still can't tackle for shiat.

Bell apparently put the guy down twice, but he still managed to get to the endzone. This tells you everything you need to know about the Lions.

/doomed to be a fan of this shiat team.


The Lions are farking terrible, but the Tigers are awesome, the Wings have been great for a long time, and every once in a while the Pistons win a championship.  In all, not so bad.

I mean, we could be Cleveland.
 
2013-08-16 11:27:42 AM
Longer TD run than the cancer kid had a couple weeks ago.
 
2013-08-16 11:59:40 AM

mikaloyd: jankyboy: It's all fun and games until you wind up as a registered sex offender.

He shouldn't be on a sex offenders list. We really need a different list for people like this. An ignorant farktard list. We still should have him and his brahs on a searchable database though so everyone can know if they are moving in next door to an ignorant farkitard and take reasonable precautions to protect themselves. Also whenever something really stupid happens, like the Bob's Big Boy statue gets stolen or somebody does donuts on the grass in the park the police can round up all the ignorant farktards in the area and find out which one is responsible.


This is one of the best ideas I have heard in a long time.   It is always the same farktards in every community isn't it.
 
2013-08-16 12:12:06 PM
They really need to END the experiment of not showing this kind of thing on tv so as not to encourage it. it's not working, and as a fan, I can say I WANT to see it. You could tell, even the announcers were amused.
 
2013-08-16 02:05:06 PM

Anderson's Pooper: Longer TD run than the cancer kid had a couple weeks ago.


But still not as fast as Travis Benjamin.

/And if not for Joe farking Haden, he'd have two punt return touchdowns this preseason.
//Josh who?
 
2013-08-16 02:06:53 PM

weiserfireman: mikaloyd: jankyboy: It's all fun and games until you wind up as a registered sex offender.

He shouldn't be on a sex offenders list. We really need a different list for people like this. An ignorant farktard list. We still should have him and his brahs on a searchable database though so everyone can know if they are moving in next door to an ignorant farkitard and take reasonable precautions to protect themselves. Also whenever something really stupid happens, like the Bob's Big Boy statue gets stolen or somebody does donuts on the grass in the park the police can round up all the ignorant farktards in the area and find out which one is responsible.

This is one of the best ideas I have heard in a long time.   It is always the same farktards in every community isn't it.


The problem is, someone will use the list as an excuse to deny them firearms, and then the NRA will have a huge shiatfit over it, even though said banning will save hundreds of lives a year.
 
2013-08-16 02:14:47 PM

skinink: What is it about white people feeling the need to streak during a professional game? Doesn't seem worth the trouble even if anything you're charged with in court gets pleaded down. Get arrested, get a police record and that's it.


Depends. Did he cum?
 
2013-08-16 02:28:24 PM

Cybernetic: The Browns groundskeeper should be signed to the practice squad.


And for breaking a run as long as he did, so should the streaker. T-Rich needs a backup.
 
2013-08-16 02:58:05 PM

mikaloyd: We really need a different list for people like this. An ignorant farktard list


I assume you're referring to people willing to attend a Lions-Browns preseason game.
 
2013-08-16 04:55:44 PM
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"Good news sports fans!  There's signs of life in Browns Stadium for the first time in years!  As a matter of fact it appears they're cheering on a streaker."
 
2013-08-16 05:00:59 PM
Don't look, Ethel!

But it was too late... she'd already been sacked.
 
2013-08-16 06:38:21 PM
Well, when is it not funny when somebody rushes on to the field?
 
2013-08-17 03:28:09 AM

angrymonday: Lions still can't tackle for shiat.


True, but it is only the pre-season.  That being said, I was disappointed that it was only a grounds keeper that took him out.  It it had happened during the regular season, they would've had to pry his naked carcass off the turf with a spatula.

/Welcome to the NFL, biatch!
 
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