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(YouTube) Video Best four minutes of Brazilian female soccer. Ever. (Possibly Not safe for work for uptight workplaces)   (youtube.com) divider line 103
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2013-08-16 12:45:37 PM  
In no way is this a bookmark.
 
2013-08-16 12:55:45 PM  
Shirts over bikini tops?

What happened to you, Brazil? You used to be cool.
 
2013-08-16 12:57:47 PM  
I'll wait for the Fark reviews before opening the link.
 
2013-08-16 12:58:50 PM  
ah, just as boring as regular soccer.
 
2013-08-16 01:01:05 PM  

Odd Bird: I'll wait for the Fark reviews before opening the link.


Here's my review
img.fark.net
 
2013-08-16 01:05:44 PM  

Odd Bird: I'll wait for the Fark reviews before opening the link.


Well, it was missing the "lesbians kissing Girl kissing beauty beautiful hot teen kissing girls", and I noticed a distinct lack of "adriana lima hot american kate upton victoria secret BlackBerry Features", so only 3 stars.
 
2013-08-16 01:07:02 PM  
Ah Sabado Gigante. One day Jezebel is going to find you and the outrage will pour from the internet like a Golden Corral Chocolate Wonderfall. But for now keep it up.
 
2013-08-16 01:09:32 PM  
So repressed.
 
2013-08-16 01:15:54 PM  

Treygreen13: Ah Sabado Gigante. One day Jezebel is going to find you and the outrage will pour from the internet like a Golden Corral Chocolate Wonderfall. But for now keep it up.


Isn't Sabado Gigante Mexican? I know it used to be on Telemundo. The show in the link is Sabado Total, which is Brazilian.
 
2013-08-16 01:17:08 PM  

great_tigers: In no way is this a bookmark.


Nor for me.
 
2013-08-16 01:17:59 PM  

SkittlesAreYum: great_tigers: In no way is this a bookmark.

Nor for me.


A bookmark? what is it?
 
2013-08-16 01:19:16 PM  
That ref was farking blind.  Worst officiating EVAR!
 
2013-08-16 01:20:24 PM  
demasses
 
2013-08-16 01:21:17 PM  

Odd Bird: I'll wait for the Fark reviews before opening the link.


It's hideous, your avg. Brazilian is far hotter, etc.  Or some sh*t.

/I'd go ahead and open the link
 
2013-08-16 01:23:51 PM  
Not as much scissoring kicks as I expected.

/I know it's horribly sexist and exploitative...I would still watch this if they broadcast it
 
2013-08-16 01:26:58 PM  

js34603: /I know it's horribly sexist and exploitative...


you say that like it's a bad thing
 
2013-08-16 01:27:46 PM  

Crewmannumber6: SkittlesAreYum: great_tigers: In no way is this a bookmark.

Nor for me.

A bookmark? what is it?


It's a strip of fabric or leather used to remember what page you're reading in a book, but that's not important right now.
 
2013-08-16 01:28:18 PM  
How many of those women got poked by a falling woman's toenails?
 
2013-08-16 01:37:32 PM  

ten foiled hats: Odd Bird: I'll wait for the Fark reviews before opening the link.

It's hideous, your avg. Brazilian is far hotter, etc.  Or some sh*t.

/I'd go ahead and open the link


Based on feedback from degenerate-afro and puckrock2000 , I opened it.
It was nice, not doing a studman69, but too long for a quick view at work and not quite what I had expected.
Thanks for the help, guys.
 
2013-08-16 01:38:28 PM  
I think the hottest was the two players on the white team @4:38
 
kab
2013-08-16 01:48:37 PM  
That was good, there was far less diving than in a typical match.

Have them all sent to my chambers for further inspection.
 
2013-08-16 01:49:23 PM  

puckrock2000: Odd Bird: I'll wait for the Fark reviews before opening the link.

Well, it was missing the "lesbians kissing Girl kissing beauty beautiful hot teen kissing girls", and I noticed a distinct lack of "adriana lima hot american kate upton victoria secret BlackBerry Features", so only 3 stars.


HA! I read all that, looked at the youtube logo and was like "over-promise, under-deliver." Didn't even bother watching.
 
2013-08-16 01:50:24 PM  
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The people who write these descriptions, how dumb do they think we are?

[watches anyway]
 
2013-08-16 01:51:11 PM  
Eh.  Watching hot girls fall down?  Why bother?  There's real porn to watch.
 
2013-08-16 01:52:41 PM  
cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2013-08-16 01:55:53 PM  

under a mountain: [cdn2.holytaco.com image 400x518]



que bumbum!
 
2013-08-16 01:57:27 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-16 01:57:53 PM  
Now all they need is a bunch of hot rioting babes.
 
2013-08-16 01:59:10 PM  

skrame: Treygreen13: Ah Sabado Gigante. One day Jezebel is going to find you and the outrage will pour from the internet like a Golden Corral Chocolate Wonderfall. But for now keep it up.

Isn't Sabado Gigante Mexican? I know it used to be on Telemundo. The show in the link is Sabado Total, which is Brazilian.


I believe Sabado Gigante is from Chile, actually. Anyway doesn't really matter it's the same format and style - Gigante has just been around forever.
 
2013-08-16 02:00:18 PM  
that had so much potential, but fell so flat.
 
2013-08-16 02:01:27 PM  
Yeah, the tags might bring HR down on you. And what was on the pitch? It looked more like powder than water.
 
2013-08-16 02:02:22 PM  

zerkalo: Yeah, the tags might bring HR down on you. And what was on the pitch? It looked more like powder than water.


On second, more thorough inspection, soapy, frothy water
 
2013-08-16 02:06:16 PM  

HairBolus: I think the hottest was the two players on the white team @4:38


You fool.  This clip is only 4:27 long.  Assuming you had mis-typed, I was forced to check it at 0:38, 1:38, 2:38, and 3:38.  Never do that again.

It was 1:38.
 
2013-08-16 02:13:36 PM  
1. Really needed a Yakety Sax soundtrack.

2. Lotta handballs in there.
2a. Lotta handballs in my pants, too.
 
2013-08-16 02:23:02 PM  
What's this all about?
 
2013-08-16 02:24:47 PM  
Damn, I REALLY need to go to Brazil......
 
2013-08-16 02:32:02 PM  
Really? We're getting all worked up over a bunch of jumbo doublewide bum-bums?

I'll never understand the fascination with enormous buttocks. Yuck.
 
2013-08-16 02:34:26 PM  
I'd slot one up high in their box.
 
2013-08-16 02:35:36 PM  

AteMyBrain: Really? We're getting all worked up over a bunch of jumbo doublewide bum-bums?

I'll never understand the fascination with enormous buttocks. Yuck.


Look, there's nothing wrong with being gay, OK? Just don't ruin it for the rest of us.
 
2013-08-16 02:38:50 PM  

AteMyBrain: Really? We're getting all worked up over a bunch of jumbo doublewide bum-bums?

I'll never understand the fascination with enormous buttocks. Yuck.


if you somehow thought those were 'jumbo doublewide bum-bums' maybe you should try to understand your fascination with child-sized buttocks.
 
2013-08-16 02:39:49 PM  

AeAe: What's this all about?



I......this.....is........brb.
 
2013-08-16 02:41:24 PM  
Just want to point out that apparently all soccer players flop at the same rate no matter the playing surface
 
2013-08-16 02:46:33 PM  
Hey, look at 3:40, it's Lenny Kravitz!
 
2013-08-16 03:01:28 PM  

The Flexecutioner: AteMyBrain: Really? We're getting all worked up over a bunch of jumbo doublewide bum-bums?

I'll never understand the fascination with enormous buttocks. Yuck.

if you somehow thought those were 'jumbo doublewide bum-bums' maybe you should try to understand your fascination with child-sized buttocks.


They were. Absolutely enormous and disgusting. Sorry. Enjoy them, though!

I get off on false dichotomies, so I'll be whacking to your post all day.
 
2013-08-16 03:04:44 PM  

mainstreet62: AteMyBrain: Really? We're getting all worked up over a bunch of jumbo doublewide bum-bums?

I'll never understand the fascination with enormous buttocks. Yuck.

Look, there's nothing wrong with being gay, OK? Just don't ruin it for the rest of us.



I wouldn't think of trying to ruin it. Please feel free to enjoy those ridiculously burly assflaps to your heart's content.

I'll be over here trying to recover from your brilliant jab.  You know...the "you're gay!" thing. Genius!
 
2013-08-16 03:04:45 PM  

AteMyBrain: Really? We're getting all worked up over a bunch of jumbo doublewide bum-bums?

I'll never understand the fascination with enormous buttocks. Yuck.


I like big butts and I cannot lie.
 
2013-08-16 03:07:28 PM  

The Flexecutioner: AteMyBrain: Really? We're getting all worked up over a bunch of jumbo doublewide bum-bums?

I'll never understand the fascination with enormous buttocks. Yuck.

if you somehow thought those were 'jumbo doublewide bum-bums' maybe you should try to understand your fascination with child-sized buttocks.


calling it a "bum-bum" is a dead giveaway... where's chris hanson?
 
2013-08-16 03:10:08 PM  

degenerate-afro: Odd Bird: I'll wait for the Fark reviews before opening the link.

Here's my review
[img.fark.net image 610x412]


Agreed 100%. The one with the ponytail at 0:46... just... wow...

As an ass-man, I need to get my own ass to Brazil.

Pronto.
 
2013-08-16 03:11:32 PM  
I can't believe I just watched 16 minutes of that.
 
2013-08-16 03:15:40 PM  

AteMyBrain: Really? We're getting all worked up over a bunch of jumbo doublewide bum-bums?

I'll never understand the fascination with enormous buttocks. Yuck.


Yes.  Yes, we are.

Fine.  Don't let the door hit you...
 
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