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(Engadget)   Stock ticker app now available for Google Glass. Because when you're busy stalking women and taking pictures without their knowledge you still need to know how your portfolio is doing   (engadget.com ) divider line
    More: Strange, Google Glass, Google, mobile apps, portfolios, tailor-made, Google logo  
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2013-08-16 10:41:49 AM  
Google Glass came out?
 
2013-08-16 10:48:58 AM  
Yeah, I wouldn't be able to do that. I would get so distracted.

/checks her portfolio enough during the day as is
 
2013-08-16 10:50:15 AM  
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2013-08-16 10:56:51 AM  
A device designed for retrieving information from its surroundings and displaying relevant information from the internet has a mock-up of an app that would retrieve information from its surroundings and display relevant information from the internet?

Choose your own adventure:
Duh (1)
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*http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=K1eeZr2WKKE * (42)
 
2013-08-16 11:28:48 AM  
Sell Mortimer, SELL!

/The glasses said so!
 
2013-08-16 11:39:05 AM  
You also need the gym timer app, so that you can know how many minutes there are until you have to be there.
 
2013-08-16 11:56:26 AM  
I remain uninterested until release of an application that notifies the user when they are due at the gym in twenty-six minutes.
 
2013-08-16 12:05:20 PM  

lordargent: You also need the gym timer app, so that you can know how many minutes there are until you have to be there.


Dimensio: I remain uninterested until release of an application that notifies the user when they are due at the gym in twenty-six minutes.


wow. and super wow.  That was close.
 
2013-08-16 02:18:25 PM  
The real money in Glass apps will be those designed for use in mom's basement.
 
2013-08-16 04:10:33 PM  

BafflerMeal: lordargent: You also need the gym timer app, so that you can know how many minutes there are until you have to be there.

Dimensio: I remain uninterested until release of an application that notifies the user when they are due at the gym in twenty-six minutes.

wow. and super wow.  That was close.


I also assume there will be a dangerous chair overlay for warning a glass user of poor slat spacing...
 
2013-08-16 05:08:33 PM  

Elzar: BafflerMeal: lordargent: You also need the gym timer app, so that you can know how many minutes there are until you have to be there.

Dimensio: I remain uninterested until release of an application that notifies the user when they are due at the gym in twenty-six minutes.

wow. and super wow.  That was close.

I also assume there will be a dangerous chair overlay for warning a glass user of poor slat spacing...


Its high resolution will allow you to inspect surfaces for the touch of a cat's anus by sight, no more need for lipstick!  The future is upon us!
 
2013-08-16 05:22:00 PM  
Considering that every Android phone running Jellybean can display a Google Now card with stock quotes, I'm a little surprised this isn't already built in.
 
2013-08-16 08:22:40 PM  
I nominate this for most clumsily written headline of the year!
 
2013-08-17 07:31:28 AM  
Wow. The iFans are gonna pile on against Glass (and any tech) until Apple has a version.

And then it will be revolutionary and visionary.
 
2013-08-17 08:28:59 AM  

Without Fail: Wow. The iFans are gonna pile on against Glass (and any tech) until Apple has a version.

And then it will be revolutionary and visionary.


Its a rare moment when I'd side with iFans against something that's essentially handing your entire life over to Google's mining operation as a 24/7.  Not just your life though mind you, you and everyone you hang around with's too, whether they like it or not.  If this was any company but google I'd be much more interested.
 
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