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(Press & Sun Bulletin)   The woman you kidnapped, imprisoned, beat and raped has faked a medical emergency and escaped from the ER. Do you (c) call the FBI to report her? Yes, but don't forget to (d) sue her in family court for the medical bills   (pressconnects.com) divider line 37
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2013-08-16 02:13:41 AM
I didn't need the article to tell me that the guy is a complete psychopath. There is something very wrong with his eyes. I believe it is the lack of a soul.  Couldn't get through the article, there is just too much farked up sh** going on in this world.
 
2013-08-16 07:57:41 AM
so the guy was unarmed until after he took her to walmart to get a machete... and she didn't think of screaming for help at walmart? Did she believe that a guy named Brandon Todd was actually in the Latin Kings? Imma go out on a limb here and assume that Brandon Todd is not a Puerto Rican name.  Sure... there's a chance that he's that white guy that hangs out with a Latin or Black crew cause he's baddass crazy (he sure seems to be crazy enough for it)... but the odds of that are still pretty low.
 
2013-08-16 09:40:07 AM

danielscissorhands: I didn't need the article to tell me that the guy is a complete psychopath. There is something very wrong with his eyes. I believe it is the lack of a soul.  Couldn't get through the article, there is just too much farked up sh** going on in this world.


He's got a psychotic Alfred E. Newman look about him.
 
2013-08-16 11:17:18 AM

Marcus Aurelius: danielscissorhands: I didn't need the article to tell me that the guy is a complete psychopath. There is something very wrong with his eyes. I believe it is the lack of a soul.  Couldn't get through the article, there is just too much farked up sh** going on in this world.

He's got a psychotic Alfred E. Newman look about him.


Yep.

Btw, how the heck do you have over 1,000 links approved? That must be very time consuming.. or you have an extremely high success rate...?
 
2013-08-16 11:17:58 AM
ps: Correction.. almost 1,500, actually!
 
2013-08-16 12:16:30 PM

danielscissorhands: Marcus Aurelius: danielscissorhands: I didn't need the article to tell me that the guy is a complete psychopath. There is something very wrong with his eyes. I believe it is the lack of a soul.  Couldn't get through the article, there is just too much farked up sh** going on in this world.

He's got a psychotic Alfred E. Newman look about him.

Yep.

Btw, how the heck do you have over 1,000 links approved? That must be very time consuming.. or you have an extremely high success rate...?


Pretty sure he has one of the Fark ModMins held captive in his bedroom.

;-)
 
2013-08-16 12:26:19 PM

danielscissorhands: Btw, how the heck do you have over 1,000 links approved? That must be very time consuming.. or you have an extremely high success rate...?


I have a fairly high green rate, maybe one in ten?
 
2013-08-16 12:27:29 PM

Amos Quito: Pretty sure he has one of the Fark ModMins held captive in his bedroom.


Of course that helps.  But it's not the panacea you might think.  My beer bills are through the roof.
 
2013-08-16 12:50:38 PM
That is one colossally stupid woman.
 
2013-08-16 12:58:36 PM

SecretAgentWoman: That is one colossally stupid woman.


She escaped in a bath, that takes some ingenuity.
 
2013-08-16 01:02:46 PM

I_Am_Weasel: SecretAgentWoman: That is one colossally stupid woman.

She escaped in a bath, that takes some ingenuity.



healthyinfluence.com

Or a really BIG can of this
 
2013-08-16 01:18:54 PM

kbronsito: so the guy was unarmed until after he took her to walmart to get a machete... and she didn't think of screaming for help at walmart? Did she believe that a guy named Brandon Todd was actually in the Latin Kings? Imma go out on a limb here and assume that Brandon Todd is not a Puerto Rican name.  Sure... there's a chance that he's that white guy that hangs out with a Latin or Black crew cause he's baddass crazy (he sure seems to be crazy enough for it)... but the odds of that are still pretty low.


How do you get kidnapped in San Diego and taken all the way to New York on a bus without the chance to escape?  The dude has to sleep or take a dump sometime.
 
2013-08-16 01:19:01 PM
String him up by his toenails and let the crows eat his liver.  Anything else is too good for that piece of waste.
 
2013-08-16 01:19:43 PM
After all the men who have been financially raped by family court, this is a weird reversal.
 
2013-08-16 01:24:51 PM
I think he's got something else to worry about. Being in prison with that fake "LK" tattoo on his neck is going to go over real well.
 
2013-08-16 01:31:06 PM
A stupid psychopath finds a much stupider woman to keep for his very own. How dumb do you have to be to fall for all this shiat? And while we are at it, the grandparents should be in jail for helping him, or at least negligence. You can't tell me they didn't hear him beating her or think it was at all unusual that he brought a stray HUMAN to keep as a pet. They are assholes too. They deserve him as a grandson.
 
2013-08-16 01:31:13 PM

FrancoFile: kbronsito: so the guy was unarmed until after he took her to walmart to get a machete... and she didn't think of screaming for help at walmart? Did she believe that a guy named Brandon Todd was actually in the Latin Kings? Imma go out on a limb here and assume that Brandon Todd is not a Puerto Rican name.  Sure... there's a chance that he's that white guy that hangs out with a Latin or Black crew cause he's baddass crazy (he sure seems to be crazy enough for it)... but the odds of that are still pretty low.

How do you get kidnapped in San Diego and taken all the way to New York on a bus without the chance to escape?  The dude has to sleep or take a dump sometime.


My understanding is she believed his threats against her family.

Bonus points:  look for the civil suit after conviction to take away this guy's parent's home...how didn't they realize there was someone held prisoner in the bedroom?
 
2013-08-16 01:35:27 PM

FrancoFile: kbronsito: so the guy was unarmed until after he took her to walmart to get a machete... and she didn't think of screaming for help at walmart? Did she believe that a guy named Brandon Todd was actually in the Latin Kings? Imma go out on a limb here and assume that Brandon Todd is not a Puerto Rican name.  Sure... there's a chance that he's that white guy that hangs out with a Latin or Black crew cause he's baddass crazy (he sure seems to be crazy enough for it)... but the odds of that are still pretty low.

How do you get kidnapped in San Diego and taken all the way to New York on a bus without the chance to escape?  The dude has to sleep or take a dump sometime.


Probably because she bought the story about his gang going after her and her family if she ran. Based on what she said to the cop about how she would only talk to the FBI, it sure seems she also bought the story about him being an informant. Imma guess that she is either stupid or suffering from some sort of folie a deux and she was sucked into his delusions.
 
2013-08-16 01:43:05 PM

danielscissorhands: how the heck do you have over 1,000 links approved?


He's Marcus farkin' Aurelias! You don't get to be emperor of farkin' Rome without getting a few links approved.
 
2013-08-16 01:43:12 PM

Marcus Aurelius: Amos Quito: Pretty sure he has one of the Fark ModMins held captive in his bedroom.

Of course that helps.  But it's not the panacea you might think.  My beer bills are through the roof.


You're doing it all wrong, you're supposed to give them minimal food and water, keep them barefoot and preg..., never mind.
 
2013-08-16 01:45:53 PM
This kind of thing really ought to be illegal
 
2013-08-16 01:49:04 PM
This was the worse written article I have ever read.  Seriously, it was bad.
 
2013-08-16 01:49:15 PM

Latinwolf: Marcus Aurelius: Amos Quito: Pretty sure he has one of the Fark ModMins held captive in his bedroom.

Of course that helps.  But it's not the panacea you might think.  My beer bills are through the roof.

You're doing it all wrong, you're supposed to give them minimal food and water, keep them barefoot and preg..., never mind.


I had to grab the first one I came across, so I couldn't be real choosy about their gender.
 
2013-08-16 01:51:27 PM
There is a whole lot of incredulity in this story. Either all parties involved are pitifully stupid, or they're all low lifes trying take advantage of each other.
 
2013-08-16 01:57:02 PM

kbronsito: FrancoFile: kbronsito: so the guy was unarmed until after he took her to walmart to get a machete... and she didn't think of screaming for help at walmart? Did she believe that a guy named Brandon Todd was actually in the Latin Kings? Imma go out on a limb here and assume that Brandon Todd is not a Puerto Rican name.  Sure... there's a chance that he's that white guy that hangs out with a Latin or Black crew cause he's baddass crazy (he sure seems to be crazy enough for it)... but the odds of that are still pretty low.

How do you get kidnapped in San Diego and taken all the way to New York on a bus without the chance to escape?  The dude has to sleep or take a dump sometime.

Probably because she bought the story about his gang going after her and her family if she ran. Based on what she said to the cop about how she would only talk to the FBI, it sure seems she also bought the story about him being an informant. Imma guess that she is either stupid or suffering from some sort of folie a deux and she was sucked into his delusions.


According to the article he actually called the FBI daily for two weeks and put them on speakerphone  while she was in the room, while he informed them about a human trafficking ring he was involved in (with his main victim being her).  The FBI confirmed that he was calling them, but it sounds like they didn't know she was there.  I don't know why she would believe talking to other police officers about herself being a victim, but after the repeated beatings and rapes she probably wasn't in a completely rational state of mind.

I'm wondering if either his grandfather or one or both of his parents were involved in sex trafficking, especially since the grandfather seems to have had some idea from his behavior when he picked them up. His whole plan of abducting a woman as a sex slave and then informing on himself to the feds is completely nuts to begin with but I'm thinking he must have gotten some of the ideas from somewhere else.

   Also wondering if she's really petite or something because he doesn't look that big and threatening despite his attempt to make a bad-ass face in his mugshot.
 
2013-08-16 02:01:45 PM

kbronsito: FrancoFile: kbronsito: so the guy was unarmed until after he took her to walmart to get a machete... and she didn't think of screaming for help at walmart? Did she believe that a guy named Brandon Todd was actually in the Latin Kings? Imma go out on a limb here and assume that Brandon Todd is not a Puerto Rican name.  Sure... there's a chance that he's that white guy that hangs out with a Latin or Black crew cause he's baddass crazy (he sure seems to be crazy enough for it)... but the odds of that are still pretty low.

How do you get kidnapped in San Diego and taken all the way to New York on a bus without the chance to escape?  The dude has to sleep or take a dump sometime.

Probably because she bought the story about his gang going after her and her family if she ran. Based on what she said to the cop about how she would only talk to the FBI, it sure seems she also bought the story about him being an informant. Imma guess that she is either stupid or suffering from some sort of folie a deux and she was sucked into his delusions.


She went to a hotel with the guy after he was harassing her on the bus. I'm going with "not the sharpest bulb in the race" on this one.
 
2013-08-16 02:22:14 PM
Brutal horrible story.

One possible escape route may have been to use his phone to dial 911 at night while he slept, since he kept her in his room. But on the other hand, he had her convinced that she was working with the FBI somehow and that her mom was in danger from a gang.

Still, she should have gone Lorena Bobbit on him.
 
2013-08-16 02:27:28 PM
I'm not usually one for corporal punishment, but this guy sounds like he deserves something like 'breaking on the wheel'.
 
2013-08-16 03:01:45 PM

duenor: There is a whole lot of incredulity in this story. Either all parties involved are pitifully stupid, or they're all low lifes trying take advantage of each other.


Yeah - none of these people will be getting an application from MENSA in their mail any time soon. But there is a definite victim and a definite perpetrator here - and there is no ambiguity about that. The fact that some one is weak and stupid doesn't make it permissable to commit crimes against them.
 
2013-08-16 04:14:15 PM
No woman goes to a hotel with an unknown man just because he won't 'leave her alone'. I'm going with drugs were promised.
 
2013-08-16 05:20:27 PM

kbronsito: so the guy was unarmed until after he took her to walmart to get a machete... and she didn't think of screaming for help at walmart? Did she believe that a guy named Brandon Todd was actually in the Latin Kings? Imma go out on a limb here and assume that Brandon Todd is not a Puerto Rican name.  Sure... there's a chance that he's that white guy that hangs out with a Latin or Black crew cause he's baddass crazy (he sure seems to be crazy enough for it)... but the odds of that are still pretty low.


From reading the article I get the impression the woman may have been mentally impaired in some way. This psycho probably was able to single her out as a good victim due to conversations with her on bus trip to San Diego.

She wasn't necessarily in on it, and we shouldn't blame the victim. The most vulnerable in society are often the most victimized.
 
2013-08-16 06:08:59 PM

danielscissorhands: Btw, how the heck do you have over 1,000 links approved? That must be very time consuming.. or you have an extremely high success rate...?


He gets bonus greenlits for shrilling for people to pay for totalfark.
 
2013-08-16 06:26:40 PM

Satanic_Hamster: danielscissorhands: Btw, how the heck do you have over 1,000 links approved? That must be very time consuming.. or you have an extremely high success rate...?

He gets bonus greenlits for shrilling for people to pay for totalfark.


I couldn't help but notice you're not an UltraFARKer....
 
2013-08-16 07:25:32 PM
the boy shows some real moxie, i'd hire him!
 
2013-08-17 01:03:19 AM

Marcus Aurelius: I couldn't help but notice you're not an UltraFARKer....


Not by choice and you never see me making adorable (just ADORABLE) rants how on what scumbags the hordes of unwashed liters are, sweetheart.  Sweetie.  Honey.  Sugarlips.
 
2013-08-17 01:03:34 AM
WTF...?!?!
 
2013-08-17 04:20:39 AM
That was weird. I clicked the link and it redirected me to one of those Cams sites, which is probably featuring a sex slave. Irony? Sort of.
 
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