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(CBS Detroit)   Modern-day Detroit hobo suggests emulating the Japanese: "the whole point is to be a ninja"   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Detroit, corpses, Japanese, resistance group, Sterling Heights, WWJ  
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2013-08-15 07:02:20 PM  
Great.. now its mainstream. Ive got to find somewhere else to wear my white belt.
2013-08-15 07:18:03 PM  
Diemon Dave, the Hillbilly Ninja, would take him eight days of the week.

/csb: the guy who does the hillbilly ninja schtick lives near me, bumped into him a year or so back
2013-08-15 07:18:17 PM  
One kid just rolled what????
Or did Kozmo fall off at that point?
2013-08-15 07:30:11 PM  
Black belt: JC Penny. Started out white.
2013-08-15 07:32:56 PM
If you can stand "Jimmy Crack Corn" on repeat
2013-08-15 07:37:29 PM  
Wait till Shack gets ahold of him.
2013-08-15 07:49:01 PM  
Why does every goddam local news station website in the country insist on cramming as many scripts as possible on their pages?  This one had 26 scripts.  Jesus tap-dancing Christ.
2013-08-15 07:57:55 PM  
I thought this would be more like Ghost Dog. Instead he's just some guy who hitches a ride on freight trains.

Misleading headline, Subby.
2013-08-15 08:28:14 PM

Tricksy ninjas
2013-08-15 08:28:30 PM  
Train Jumping no Jutsu.
2013-08-15 09:06:27 PM  
Well, that explains why pictures of Detroit always look so empty. The population hasn't changed at all. They're just THAT GOOD! :o
2013-08-15 09:18:28 PM  
CSB time: A few weeks ago I went to a Pirate vs. Ninja Party with my sister, out in a shack in the woods.  The party was okay, mostly skantily-clad 'pirate wenches' (not that I was complaining) and a single ninja spinning the beats.  Nevertheless, I was thinking, "This is a pirate AND ninja party.  Where are all the ninjas?"  I even made a joke about how they were probably hiding somewhere in plain sight.

So, after a while, me and the sis decide its time to head out, and we start towards my car.  I see some movement under my car.  Then a see some movement in the trees.  Then... a dozen ninjas come silently out of the trees, sneaking up on the partying pirates.  One of them was even doing flips and handstands going tree trunk to tree trunk.  The best one was the ninja who was sneaking around with a six-year old girl in a pink party dress holding tight on his back, all completely silently (it was a kid-friendly party).

It was one of the most amazing, hilarious things I have ever seen.  Apparently ninjas are real, and they like to party.
2013-08-15 09:37:39 PM
2013-08-15 11:07:09 PM
2013-08-15 11:38:20 PM  
For reference purposes, a ninja:
2013-08-16 09:42:21 AM  
I like to avoid hobos if I can

♪One evening as the sun went down and the jungle fire was burning
Down the track came a hobo hiking and he said, "Boy, I'm not turning
I'm headin' for a land that's far away beside the crystal fountains
So come with me we'll go and see the Big Rock Candy Mountains."

The punk rolled up his big blue eyes and said to the jocker, "Sandy
I've hiked and hitched and wandered too, but I ain't seen any candy
I've hiked and hiked till my feet are sore, I'll be god damned if I hike any more
To be buggered sore like a hobo's whore on the Big Rock Candy Mountains."♪
2013-08-16 04:55:38 PM

DAMN she got nailed with the ugly stick.

/reporter who did the article.
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