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(Patch)   Mayor Filner hits rock bottom: he's hitting on 400-pound great-grandmas now   (lajolla.patch.com) divider line 41
    More: Sick, Mayor Filner, Senior Citizens Service Desk, City News Service, San Diego Mayor Bob Filner, mayors  
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2013-08-15 06:48:52 PM  
or you know.. it could totally be a pr money grab stunt.
 
2013-08-15 06:49:22 PM  
She also said the mayor walked by her after the sexual harassment allegations became public and put a finger to his lips.

his butt lips
 
2013-08-15 06:50:38 PM  
Ha ha ha ha ha!! I hope there are pictures.
 
2013-08-15 06:52:21 PM  
Totally impossible. By definition of being 400 pounds, she wouldn't leave any milkshake which brings boys to the yard.
 
2013-08-15 06:53:00 PM  
I'm not sure who to show sympathy for...
 
2013-08-15 06:53:27 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Totally impossible. By definition of being 400 pounds, she wouldn't leave any milkshake which brings boys to the yard.


THIS (made me puke)
 
2013-08-15 06:53:42 PM  
I also was sexually harassed by this man.

Please fill up my empty wallet now and I shall be healed.
 
2013-08-15 06:53:53 PM  
i29.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-15 06:55:05 PM  

ultraholland: She also said the mayor walked by her after the sexual harassment allegations became public and put a finger to his lips.

his butt lips


This "butt lips" response gets funnier with every re-reading.

/I don't know why.
 
2013-08-15 06:55:40 PM  
Nope. Don't believe it.
 
2013-08-15 06:56:30 PM  
Maybe he just didn't want her to feel left out--and was actually being NICE to her? "Awww hell I gotta go harass Belinda too, or she'll be all jealous...that'll be an HR nightmare."

That's what people like me really believe!
 
2013-08-15 06:56:57 PM  
I really hope that city can find any excuse to keep him from returning to work.  That dude needs long-term supervised care and treatment, possibly even institutionalization.
 
2013-08-15 06:57:20 PM  
Everyone loves pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich once in a while.
 
2013-08-15 06:57:38 PM  

itsaidwhat: ultraholland: She also said the mayor walked by her after the sexual harassment allegations became public and put a finger to his lips.

his butt lips

This "butt lips" response gets funnier with every re-reading.

/I don't know why.


buttFilner < buttfumble
 
2013-08-15 06:58:26 PM  
Well, nobody farks like a fat girl . . .
 
2013-08-15 06:58:52 PM  

FarkinHostile: Nope. Don't believe it.


Have you seen the other women he's accused of harassing? Dude doesn't seem to be very discriminating.
 
2013-08-15 07:00:37 PM  
media.utsandiego.com
media.utsandiego.com


1.bp.blogspot.com

sondrak.com
 
2013-08-15 07:02:42 PM  
UT did a pretty bad cover of Blurred Lines about him resigning...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qRh e2WojCg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
 
2013-08-15 07:05:42 PM  
No way. I'm not buying it. Not unless he's pleading insanity.
 
2013-08-15 07:30:11 PM  
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2013-08-15 07:32:03 PM  
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wtf filner.  400 pound grandmas?
 
2013-08-15 07:37:21 PM  

fusillade762: FarkinHostile: Nope. Don't believe it.

Have you seen the other women he's accused of harassing? Dude doesn't seem to be very discriminating.


Have you seen HIM? He wouldn't discriminate if he could!
 
2013-08-15 07:39:49 PM  
she ugly.
 
2013-08-15 07:40:03 PM  

fusillade762: FarkinHostile: Nope. Don't believe it.

Have you seen the other women he's accused of harassing? Dude doesn't seem to be very discriminating.


If the guy is a real, serial sexual harraser, he wouldn't be. For guys like that, it isn't about obtaining attractive partners for sex, it's a way of pushing people around and feeling powerful, and an unattractive, insecure person is actually a preferred target.
 
2013-08-15 07:45:11 PM  
There is nothing rock-like about that bottom.
 
2013-08-15 07:52:51 PM  

UNC_Samurai: I really hope that city can find any excuse to keep him from returning to work.  That dude needs long-term supervised care and treatment, possibly even institutionalization.


THIS.

Dude's waaaay past the point where 'therapy' is going to do any good...
 
2013-08-15 07:56:57 PM  
Sounds like someone has an addiction to sexohol.
 
2013-08-15 07:58:36 PM  

fusillade762: FarkinHostile: Nope. Don't believe it.

Have you seen the other women he's accused of harassing? Dude doesn't seem to be very discriminating.


No, I haven't. I...I just can't see how or why.

I need to go home and hug my dog now. I feel different.
 
2013-08-15 08:11:44 PM  
Stay classy, San Diego.
 
2013-08-15 08:20:26 PM  
He reminds me of the Senator in The Godfather II.
 
2013-08-15 08:21:56 PM  

thedx8: Stay classy, San Diego.


A whale's vagina?
 
2013-08-15 08:35:43 PM  

syzygy whizz: UNC_Samurai: I really hope that city can find any excuse to keep him from returning to work.  That dude needs long-term supervised care and treatment, possibly even institutionalization.

THIS.

Dude's waaaay past the point where 'therapy' is going to do any good...


Him and Wiener have the same issue, they want the power so they can use that power to please their dicks. And for Filner, why does he care anymore?
 
2013-08-15 09:00:12 PM  
GGILF
 
2013-08-15 09:52:12 PM  
Great-Grandmother Says Filner Made Advances, Hinted of '8-Hour' Sexual Prowess

This reminds me of the Richard Pryor bit:

Anybody who says "I can fark eight, nine hours, jack!" is a lyin' mother farker...I can do 3 minutes of serious farking, then I need 8 hours of sleep...and a bowl of wheaties!
 
2013-08-15 10:24:09 PM  
Filner's got his own hotline number - for women to to report being sexually harassed specifically by him ...

Nice!
 
2013-08-15 11:20:41 PM  

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She is a Great big ol Great Grandma.
 
2013-08-15 11:29:39 PM  
Is there ever a single solitary minute in Filner's life where he's not sexually harassing a woman?
 
2013-08-16 12:27:29 AM  

Max Awesome: Is there ever a single solitary minute in Filner's life where he's not sexually harassing a woman?


Probably when he's asleep, and then he's dreaming of being harassed by muscular hairy women with whips.
 
2013-08-16 03:30:28 AM  
The same over-inflated ego that tells these d-bags they should runs for public office also tells them they can get away with this BS.
 
2013-08-16 06:36:34 AM  
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Hai guys what's going on in this thread?
 
2013-08-16 10:02:58 AM  
This confirms it.  The guy has a legit mental condition. Case dismissed.

/ IANAL
 
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