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(Uproxx)   Wash away that weird feeling of finding out Jennifer Lawrence just turned 23 today with a bunch of animated GIFs of her being awesome   (uproxx.com) divider line 144
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2013-08-15 05:29:00 PM
Freakity frakk fark, the things I would do to her

(make her really uncomfortable with the staring and drooling)
 
2013-08-15 05:36:18 PM
fine, I'll post it again:

img.fark.net
 
2013-08-15 05:39:53 PM
Why weird? 23 isn't that old.
 
2013-08-15 06:34:35 PM
You could be 41 and a half and she'd be in your "okay to date" category.
 
2013-08-15 06:36:41 PM

zabadu: You could be 41 and a half and she'd be in your "okay to date" category.


I'll be 45 soon and believe me if I had half a chance with her I'd take it.
 
2013-08-15 06:38:37 PM

calbert: fine, I'll post it again:

[img.fark.net image 156x292]


I'll be in my bunk, for a very long time.
 
2013-08-15 06:40:04 PM
Ugh, what do you people see in her beefy face? It's Natalie Portman all over again.
 
2013-08-15 06:41:53 PM
Her 43 will still be a soft 23.
 
2013-08-15 06:42:27 PM

Fank: Ugh, what do you people see in her beefy face?


I'd be glad to coat her beefy face with some of my homemade hollandaise sauce.
 
2013-08-15 06:42:55 PM
Just seeing which ones of these I might be able to use in the future. Look out, Politics threads!

cdn.uproxx.com


cdn.uproxx.com

cdn.uproxx.com
Eh, 3 out of 6 isn't bad.
 
2013-08-15 06:45:09 PM

calbert: fine, I'll post it again:



bleh.  generic White Girl Booty.  I need something to get all up in on, sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.  Need to be crushin' me some HAMS, ya heard?  i ain't down with that Gwyenth Paltrow stuff, son.  Playboy needs some junk in that trunk.  That's my kind of party.  UNNNNNFFFFFF.
 
2013-08-15 06:49:20 PM
I believe Jack Nicholson goosed her in that one gif.  Lucky bastard.
 
2013-08-15 06:49:37 PM

zabadu: You could be 41 and a half and she'd be in your "okay to date" category.


I am 41 and half and she is in that category, but to be fair my standards aren't that high anymore.  What I'm saying here is hell ya I would!  But really any halfway attractive women will get that from me.  Not that she is halfway attractive, because she is very very attractive.  I just wouldn't have much of chance with her is all.

I'm beginning to see why my dating life sucks.
 
2013-08-15 06:50:16 PM

Fank: Ugh, what do you people see in her beefy face? It's Natalie Portman all over again.


You must be a woman.  Both of those women are drop dead gorgeous.
 
2013-08-15 06:51:25 PM

rickythepenguin: calbert: fine, I'll post it again:


bleh.  generic White Girl Booty.  I need something to get all up in on, sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.  Need to be crushin' me some HAMS, ya heard?  i ain't down with that Gwyenth Paltrow stuff, son.  Playboy needs some junk in that trunk.  That's my kind of party.  UNNNNNFFFFFF.


You can have the ghetto booty.  Nice and tight is the real deal.
 
2013-08-15 06:54:19 PM
Now I want candy, too
 
2013-08-15 06:58:45 PM
Quick question: what am I supposed to have a weird feeling about?  Is 23 too young, or too old?
 
2013-08-15 07:02:58 PM

zabadu: You could be 41 and a half and she'd be in your "okay to date" category.


I thought the rule was "half plus seven years?" Considering she follows that rule perfectly for me, it certainly feels right...
 
2013-08-15 07:03:35 PM
Since I'm not Pedo Bear, I don't really feel weird about ogling 23 year old women.
 
2013-08-15 07:04:06 PM

ten foiled hats: Quick question: what am I supposed to have a weird feeling about?  Is 23 too young, or too old?


Really. It's not like we're talking about Chloe Moretz.
 
2013-08-15 07:14:26 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-15 07:21:20 PM

calbert: fine, I'll post it again:

[img.fark.net image 156x292]


Dayum.

www.impactlab.net
 
2013-08-15 07:28:11 PM
Who? She's average at best and borderline chunky. You can see it in her face.
 
2013-08-15 07:29:51 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Who? She's average at best and borderline chunky. You can see it in her face.


i.telegraph.co.uk

you're winning the race.

/she's not bad
 
2013-08-15 07:31:57 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Who? She's average at best and borderline chunky. You can see it in her face.


Studman69-like typing detected....
 
2013-08-15 07:36:35 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Who? She's average at best and borderline chunky. You can see it in her face.


www.miataturbo.net
 
2013-08-15 07:40:04 PM

calbert: fine, I'll post it again:

[img.fark.net image 156x292]


One of the many things my boyfriend loves about Miss Lawrence is that she has butt dimples.  Actually, I think they're called sacral dimples, but if you look above the waistband of her pants when she turns around, you can see them.  He actually dragged me to see Silver Linings Playbook about four times, just so he could drool over her.

He's precious.
 
2013-08-15 07:43:27 PM
"I still want candy"

i736.photobucket.com


"We should totally make out right now"

www.reactionface.info

/images too big to load :(
 
2013-08-15 07:43:35 PM

Coco LaFemme: calbert: fine, I'll post it again:

[img.fark.net image 156x292]

One of the many things my boyfriend loves about Miss Lawrence is that she has butt dimples.  Actually, I think they're called sacral dimples, but if you look above the waistband of her pants when she turns around, you can see them.  He actually dragged me to see Silver Linings Playbook about four times, just so he could drool over her.

He's precious.


I call those thumb grips.

/Awwww yeah.
 
2013-08-15 07:45:40 PM

Your Average Witty Fark User: Who? She's average at best and borderline chunky. You can see it in her face.


[bill_murray_dont_be_that_guy.jpg]
 
2013-08-15 07:49:08 PM

Fank: Ugh, what do you people see in her beefy face?


Fine, more for us
 
2013-08-15 07:51:02 PM

rickythepenguin: calbert: fine, I'll post it again:


bleh.  generic White Girl Booty.  I need something to get all up in on, sonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.  Need to be crushin' me some HAMS, ya heard?  i ain't down with that Gwyenth Paltrow stuff, son.  Playboy needs some junk in that trunk.  That's my kind of party.  UNNNNNFFFFFF.


Why not both?  I mean, she's utterly unattainable for 99.9% of Fark, so why not both?

/never understood this mentality
 
2013-08-15 07:51:32 PM
 
2013-08-15 07:52:28 PM
Outside if her looks, she ses like she'd be a fun time. I'm for it!
 
2013-08-15 07:59:24 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-15 08:05:01 PM
I don't get why her turning 23 is weird.
 
2013-08-15 08:06:08 PM

Fank: Ugh, what do you people see in her beefy face? It's Natalie Portman all over again.


Now, post a photo of your wife.
 
2013-08-15 08:06:20 PM
i.imgur.com
Is there anything she can't do?

/a modern day goddess
 
2013-08-15 08:18:59 PM
she's been legal for years now.
 
2013-08-15 08:19:46 PM
Adorbs. I'd toss in my middle-age wrinkler.
 
2013-08-15 08:23:28 PM
She's cute.
 
2013-08-15 08:24:41 PM
 Bunk, I'll be there shortly.

img690.imageshack.us
 
2013-08-15 08:28:16 PM

Fank: Ugh, what do you people see in her beefy face? It's Natalie Portman all over again.


Face? I must have missed that.
 
2013-08-15 08:35:12 PM
The downside is that I sense she's in the "I'm never getting naked in a movie" club alongside Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sofia Vergara, Natalie Portman, Jessica Alba, etc.
 
2013-08-15 08:38:30 PM

zabadu: You could be 41 and a half and she'd be in your "okay to date" category.


Nope.  The "rule" is half your age plus 7.

Hell, if you're going to go as young as 23, may as well go all the way to 18.
 
2013-08-15 08:45:10 PM
It would have been more weird if, after being 22 for the last 365 days, she was all of a sudden 24.
 
2013-08-15 08:59:38 PM
She makes my pants fit funny
 
2013-08-15 09:07:18 PM
I have no idea who this is.  I'm old, aren't I?
 
2013-08-15 09:09:27 PM

Fank: Ugh, what do you people see in her beefy face?





my penis
 
2013-08-15 09:10:30 PM

PanicMan: I have no idea who this is.  I'm old, aren't I?


Dude.  www.Google.com/Images. Search for Jennifer Lawrence. You'll know who she is *very quickly*. heh.

i.chzbgr.com
 
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