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(Above the Law)   Woman pays for school by starring in critically acclaimed films like Assturbators 2   (abovethelaw.com) divider line 20
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2013-08-15 07:47:53 PM
3 votes:
Does she work pro-boner?
i23.photobucket.com
2013-08-15 07:22:00 PM
3 votes:
She is very nice looking aside from a little hyperacuity near where her femur and tibia meet
2013-08-15 07:12:20 PM
3 votes:
Assturbators 2 was a serious step down from its predecessor, the focus on character was lost in exchange for action and explosions.  But that's Hollywood...
2013-08-15 10:31:57 PM
2 votes:
They made a sequel to  Assturbators? Man, Hollywood really is out of ideas.
2013-08-15 08:12:58 PM
2 votes:

megarian: gweilo8888: megarian: Relax
Turn around and take my hand.

(For the interest rate on my loan)

*takes hand, places handcuff on wrist*

You're mine now. You're going to see some things.

I won't apologize for them.

I LOVE ROAD/BASEMENT TRIPS!!!


moviemezzanine.com
Me too.
2013-08-15 07:18:23 PM
2 votes:

freewill: [www.wallsave.com image 850x637]
I'm OK with this.


She looks like the robot chick from battlestar, only with massive tracts of land.

gbatemp.net
2013-08-15 07:12:21 PM
2 votes:
I thought I was buying that movie the other day but I accidentally grabbed a copy of Asspotaters off the shelf.
My kids were horrified by it.
2013-08-15 07:10:27 PM
2 votes:
"Law school tuition has skyrocketed in recent years, and most people wind up financing their legal education by taking out up to six figures in loans to cover the cost of attendnace."(sp not mine)

That's because education, like medicine, is another cash cow designed to move wealth upchain.

The benefits are arguable, and it's necessity is implicitly touted as crucial, mostly by people getting fat quan from the con.

Whatever the hell you were told the world works like 30 years ago, it does not work like that, now.

i.imgur.com
2013-08-15 09:53:24 PM
1 votes:
Good for her.  She moved from being a useless, disgusting whore to putting out porn.  We need to encourage more lawyers to take this career path
2013-08-15 08:33:02 PM
1 votes:
Step 1) Put tits on a catfish
Step 2) Insert penis
2013-08-15 08:32:03 PM
1 votes:
Your honor, the defense is spent.
2013-08-15 07:42:27 PM
1 votes:
" Zdrok graduated from Villanova Law in 1997 and later earned a Ph.D. in clinical psychology from Drexel in 2003."

Pretty impressive.   More power to her.  I think it would be cool if she decided to go back to the clinical or legal field later on.
2013-08-15 07:25:53 PM
1 votes:

jakrabit: I'll be in my bunk


Ocupado!!!
2013-08-15 07:23:51 PM
1 votes:
Well she couldn't prostitute herself, she was trying to become a barrister, not a solicitor...
2013-08-15 07:20:00 PM
1 votes:
I'd assturbate her, if ya know what I mean.

And I hope you do, because I have no clue.
2013-08-15 07:13:41 PM
1 votes:

munko: a google image search turns up... uhhh she is a beautiful woman. with big.. eyes. pretty eyes.


Huge tracts of land, as well.
2013-08-15 07:07:41 PM
1 votes:
What, she was too good for Butthole Barristers 6?
2013-08-15 07:05:52 PM
1 votes:
I know a lawyer who's actual, honest-to-God birth name is a stripper name.
2013-08-15 06:05:58 PM
1 votes:
That's not unusual... Most people who go to law school get screwed.
2013-08-15 03:26:45 PM
1 votes:
a google image search turns up... uhhh she is a beautiful woman. with big.. eyes. pretty eyes.
 
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