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2013-08-15 08:11:55 PM  
Eh, she looks like every other used up hooker with fake blonde hair, too much plastic surgery and makeup who picked 2 of the worst post graduate degrees she could find.

/pass even after drinking
 
2013-08-15 08:12:58 PM  

megarian: gweilo8888: megarian: Relax
Turn around and take my hand.

(For the interest rate on my loan)

*takes hand, places handcuff on wrist*

You're mine now. You're going to see some things.

I won't apologize for them.

I LOVE ROAD/BASEMENT TRIPS!!!


moviemezzanine.com
Me too.
 
2013-08-15 08:13:54 PM  
"If posing for Playboy doesn't get her into
a top med school, what good will studying do?"
  -- Playboy writer
 
2013-08-15 08:14:42 PM  

tetsoushima: [moviemezzanine.com image 720x388]
Me too.


FARK! Why'd you show her my picture before I got started?
 
2013-08-15 08:18:56 PM  

Omahawg: [ts1.mm.bing.net image 195x300]

I want her to educate me.


She won't be educating you from that end.... try the other end.
 
2013-08-15 08:27:27 PM  

FarkinHostile: skinink: Don't see what the big deal is that she did porn to pay for college. It's legal and there's nothing to be ashamed of.

Be 100% honest: Would you have a negative emotional response if you found out your Mother/Daughter/Sister/wife/ect had done porn?

I'm pretty sure I would. Not a total catastrophe, but if give the choice I'd prefer they didn't.


Why are you looking for controversy? Anything a close relative does will emotionally affect those that care for them. But also a lot of stuff is no one's business.

This lady is employed, doing well, and hasn't harmed anyone.
 
2013-08-15 08:30:13 PM  
Interestingly they don't mention whether or not if she ever got a job as a lawyer.  Them and accountant firms are pretty picky on your past
 
2013-08-15 08:32:03 PM  
Your honor, the defense is spent.
 
2013-08-15 08:33:02 PM  
Step 1) Put tits on a catfish
Step 2) Insert penis
 
2013-08-15 08:33:28 PM  

gweilo8888: tetsoushima: [moviemezzanine.com image 720x388]
Me too.

FARK! Why'd you show her my picture before I got started?


*shrug*

I like lotion. Makes me smell like Tahitian Nights or something.
 
2013-08-15 08:35:57 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Your honor, the defense is spent.


Guilty of showing feelings of an almost human nature.

This will not do!
 
2013-08-15 08:44:58 PM  

skinink: Why are you looking for controversy? Anything a close relative does will emotionally affect those that care for them. But also a lot of stuff is no one's business.


I honestly am not looking for controversy, but when you said it was nothing to be ashamed of, my first thought was "Well, if I wouldn't want my family to know about it, then it IS something to be ashamed of." Now, I personally don't have any issues with what consenting adults do behind closed doors, but thats the whole point: it's nasty, graphic, raw sex "in public", if you will. I'm a big fan of hot sex, but I wouldn't want my practices to be seen by my family. I would be ashamed if my mother walked in on me tonguing my tied up GF's asshole, while getting blown while wearing a vibrating cock ring, nevermind if I made a video of it and made it public and she found out.

I guess I'm just old fashioned like that. Your personal mileage may vary.
 
2013-08-15 08:52:45 PM  
So f*cking what?  She makes an assload of bank doing something she likes, literally.

We should all be so lucky.
 
2013-08-15 08:54:12 PM  

megarian: *shrug*

I like lotion. Makes me smell like Tahitian Nights or something.


Lotion. Uh huh, yeah. That's totally what it is. That's my story, and it's sticking to y... err, I'm sticking to it.
 
2013-08-15 09:42:57 PM  

rikkards: Interestingly they don't mention whether or not if she ever got a job as a lawyer.  Them and accountant firms are pretty picky on your past


Ha ha because both those professions have the highest standards of character ha ha

/how exactly does one "assturbate" anyway
 
2013-08-15 09:52:10 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: /how exactly does one "assturbate" anyway


Are you a chick or a dude, because who answers depends on this.
 
2013-08-15 09:53:24 PM  
Good for her.  She moved from being a useless, disgusting whore to putting out porn.  We need to encourage more lawyers to take this career path
 
2013-08-15 10:00:20 PM  
i wouldn't call her a porn star.  she's a nude model who did a handful of movies.  if you look up her scenes on iafd, all her scenes are solo masturbation scenes or softcore lesbian stuff.  she's never had sex with a man on camera.
 
2013-08-15 10:14:20 PM  

Molavian: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: /how exactly does one "assturbate" anyway

Are you a chick or a dude, because who answers depends on this.


What, is it an allusion to penetrative stimulation of the anus, with pretend sexual arousal purported to be caused by same?
 
2013-08-15 10:22:37 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: Good for her.  She moved from being a useless, disgusting whore to putting out porn.  We need to encourage more some lawyers to take this career path


YES
abovethelaw.com

NO
www.hollywoodreporter.com
 
2013-08-15 10:31:57 PM  
They made a sequel to  Assturbators? Man, Hollywood really is out of ideas.
 
2013-08-15 10:42:00 PM  

bunner: "Law school tuition has skyrocketed in recent years, and most people wind up financing their legal education by taking out up to six figures in loans to cover the cost of attendnace."(sp not mine)

That's because education, like medicine, is another cash cow designed to move wealth upchain.

The benefits are arguable, and it's necessity is implicitly touted as crucial, mostly by people getting fat quan from the con.

Whatever the hell you were told the world works like 30 years ago, it does not work like that, now.


Unfortunately degree inflation has taken over.
 
2013-08-15 10:44:43 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Just about every crap job you work in college is you selling yourself for money. At least she was able to make them pay top dollar.


FTFY.
 
2013-08-16 03:30:28 AM  

Glockenspiel Hero: Good for her.  She moved from being a useless, disgusting whore to putting out porn.  We need to encourage more lawyers to take this career path


QFT.
 
2013-08-16 09:48:38 AM  
So she will be able to pay for law school, but because of her brilliant decision to take it up the ass and probably everywhere else, no esteemed law firm would ever hire her. Her future law career is doomed.
 
2013-08-16 04:01:07 PM  

jake_lex: Assturbators 2 was such an unnecessary sequel.  I mean, the first Assturbators wrapped up that story so nicely, culminating in that epic DVDA sequence.  Assturbators 2 just felt like a total rehash.

Plus, I'm sorry, but Jackie Mason just is not a proper substitute for Rodney Dangerfield.


And it just wasn't the same without Bill Murray.
 
2013-08-16 09:07:43 PM  

inglixthemad: Unfortunately degree inflation use any previously thought  to be erudite and above board institution as a money crowbar has taken over.


fify
 
2013-08-16 09:17:44 PM  

The Brave New World

~A one act play by Bunner~



"Well, we got all the foam at the mouth types still misting up on cue whenever anybody says "9/11", the T-Shirts have been printed  and sold.  We dismantled two complete economic sectors while everybody was hiding under their beds, grabbed the loot, grabbed the actual wealth the debt was leveraged on, tanked the whole mess and got a bonus check for our troubles."

"Ah, yeah.  Good times."

"But, I mean, I still feel unfulfilled, you know?  Sure everybody is cowed into corners, we know what everybody eats for dinner, when they sh*t it out and how many times they chewed it, thanks Mr. Zuckerberg... We know every phone call, every e-mail, anybody using any useful amount of currency gets put on a watch list... We got failed pizza drivers shaking people down at airports and they can steal everything that isn't nailed won with impunity.  I just thought it was going to be more, you know?  Plus, hey I'm almost down to my last 60 billion."

"We've been looking into health care and education, dude.  We're pretty sure either way, it's one more gun we can put to their heads and they'll keep buying huge sums of debt to access them."

"You, you wouldn't tease me, would ya?  I mean... there's more?  MORE?"

"Of course there's more.  We still got them by the balls and we can't stop squeezing now, can we?"

"You're my bestest friend."

"Aw shucks."

"Now let's get out there and do some master of the universing!"

"There's that smile!"
 
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