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2013-08-15 03:26:45 PM  
a google image search turns up... uhhh she is a beautiful woman. with big.. eyes. pretty eyes.
 
2013-08-15 05:24:40 PM  
I thought it was how someone in TFD got all the crap on their wishlist
 
2013-08-15 06:05:58 PM  
That's not unusual... Most people who go to law school get screwed.
 
2013-08-15 07:03:39 PM  

Theaetetus: That's not unusual... Most people who go to law school get screwed.


The benefit of porno is the screwing is consentual and time limited.
 
2013-08-15 07:04:05 PM  
Hey, she needed the W-2.
 
2013-08-15 07:04:58 PM  
Most lawyers, whores, etc.
 
2013-08-15 07:05:28 PM  
ts1.mm.bing.net

I want her to educate me.
 
2013-08-15 07:05:52 PM  
I know a lawyer who's actual, honest-to-God birth name is a stripper name.
 
2013-08-15 07:06:25 PM  
We're talking lawyers.
 
2013-08-15 07:07:41 PM  
What, she was too good for Butthole Barristers 6?
 
2013-08-15 07:08:57 PM  
Just about every crap job you work in college is you selling yourself for money. At least she was able to make them pay top dollar.
 
2013-08-15 07:09:08 PM  
Everyone's a critic.
 
2013-08-15 07:10:27 PM  
"Law school tuition has skyrocketed in recent years, and most people wind up financing their legal education by taking out up to six figures in loans to cover the cost of attendnace."(sp not mine)

That's because education, like medicine, is another cash cow designed to move wealth upchain.

The benefits are arguable, and it's necessity is implicitly touted as crucial, mostly by people getting fat quan from the con.

Whatever the hell you were told the world works like 30 years ago, it does not work like that, now.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-15 07:12:15 PM  
Expensive school loans are lesson number one for Financial Enslavement 101. There's a gaping hole in the system, with an orgy of casualties falling trap to it every day.

Sounds like she got the point.
 
2013-08-15 07:12:20 PM  
Assturbators 2 was a serious step down from its predecessor, the focus on character was lost in exchange for action and explosions.  But that's Hollywood...
 
2013-08-15 07:12:21 PM  
I thought I was buying that movie the other day but I accidentally grabbed a copy of Asspotaters off the shelf.
My kids were horrified by it.
 
2013-08-15 07:13:00 PM  

FrancoFile: I know a lawyer who's actual, honest-to-God birth name is a stripper name.


A partner at one of the larger law firms in my city is named Crystal Rose.
 
2013-08-15 07:13:41 PM  

munko: a google image search turns up... uhhh she is a beautiful woman. with big.. eyes. pretty eyes.


Huge tracts of land, as well.
 
2013-08-15 07:16:36 PM  
www.wallsave.com
I'm OK with this.
 
2013-08-15 07:18:23 PM  

freewill: [www.wallsave.com image 850x637]
I'm OK with this.


She looks like the robot chick from battlestar, only with massive tracts of land.

gbatemp.net
 
2013-08-15 07:19:25 PM  

FunkOut: What, she was too good for Butthole Barristers 6?


Keep your stick on the ice.
 
2013-08-15 07:20:00 PM  
I'd assturbate her, if ya know what I mean.

And I hope you do, because I have no clue.
 
2013-08-15 07:21:45 PM  
dirty her and bring her to my chambers.
 
2013-08-15 07:22:00 PM  
She is very nice looking aside from a little hyperacuity near where her femur and tibia meet
 
2013-08-15 07:22:13 PM  

tetsoushima: She looks like the robot chick from battlestar, only with massive tracts of land.


You should check out her videos on Google, sans SafeSearch. She's old-school. Whipping other blondes while they perform fellatio, the classy stuff.
 
2013-08-15 07:22:54 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I'd assturbate her, if ya know what I mean.

And I hope you do, because I have no clue.


Someone needs to draw a diagram.

Where's a miss toffee of the cowboys but she's a girl?
 
2013-08-15 07:22:56 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I'd assturbate her, if ya know what I mean.

And I hope you do, because I have no clue.


Don't do that while I'm drinking coffee

/just learned you absorb caffeine faster through the sinuses
 
2013-08-15 07:23:51 PM  
Well she couldn't prostitute herself, she was trying to become a barrister, not a solicitor...
 
2013-08-15 07:25:09 PM  
I'll be in my bunk
 
2013-08-15 07:25:53 PM  

jakrabit: I'll be in my bunk


Ocupado!!!
 
2013-08-15 07:29:03 PM  
Wow, smart AND classy.

My kind of woman.
 
2013-08-15 07:31:03 PM  
Don't see what the big deal is that she did porn to pay for college. It's legal and there's nothing to be ashamed of.
 
2013-08-15 07:34:21 PM  

skinink: Don't see what the big deal is that she did porn to pay for college. It's legal and there's nothing to be ashamed of.


There's no big deal.  The lady is now past her porn days and is promoting her book and consultancy services.  TFA is a puff piece.
 
2013-08-15 07:34:25 PM  

munko: a google image search turns up... uhhh she is a beautiful woman. with big.. eyes. pretty eyes.


Yeah, nice body. Too bad about the duck lips.
 
2013-08-15 07:38:19 PM  
This is REALLY old news to anyone who lived in the Philadelphia area back in the 1990s.
 
2013-08-15 07:38:45 PM  
Came across a name of a customer where I work whose name is Krystal Klits...

/goes along with Galaxy, October, and Uranus. Yep all of those I've seen.
//none as good as Honeyboy.
 
2013-08-15 07:42:27 PM  
" Zdrok graduated from Villanova Law in 1997 and later earned a Ph.D. in clinical psychology from Drexel in 2003."

Pretty impressive.   More power to her.  I think it would be cool if she decided to go back to the clinical or legal field later on.
 
2013-08-15 07:45:30 PM  

skinink: Don't see what the big deal is that she did porn to pay for college. It's legal and there's nothing to be ashamed of.


Be 100% honest: Would you have a negative emotional response if you found out your Mother/Daughter/Sister/wife/ect had done porn?

I'm pretty sure I would. Not a total catastrophe, but if give the choice I'd prefer they didn't.
 
2013-08-15 07:47:53 PM  
Does she work pro-boner?
i23.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-15 07:51:17 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Assturbators 2 was a serious step down from its predecessor, the focus on character was lost in exchange for action and explosions.  But that's Hollywood...


Ass explosions?
 
2013-08-15 07:54:25 PM  

skinink: Don't see what the big deal is...


If I had to guess, I would say probably just that very few professional porn stars have multiple degrees, including law and a clinical doctorate, are a best selling author, and speak five languages.   I don't think one editorial blog post is a "big deal", but it is an little interesting story.
 
2013-08-15 08:00:15 PM  
Assturbators 2 was such an unnecessary sequel.  I mean, the first Assturbators wrapped up that story so nicely, culminating in that epic DVDA sequence.  Assturbators 2 just felt like a total rehash.

Plus, I'm sorry, but Jackie Mason just is not a proper substitute for Rodney Dangerfield.
 
2013-08-15 08:01:05 PM  
Relax
Turn around and take my hand.

(For the interest rate on my loan)
 
2013-08-15 08:01:05 PM  
Assturbators assacred the genre.
 
2013-08-15 08:04:23 PM  

megarian: Relax
Turn around and take my hand.

(For the interest rate on my loan)


*takes hand, places handcuff on wrist*

You're mine now. You're going to see some things.

I won't apologize for them.
 
2013-08-15 08:05:41 PM  

jake_lex: Assturbators 2 was such an unnecessary sequel.  I mean, the first Assturbators wrapped up that story so nicely, culminating in that epic DVDA sequence.  Assturbators 2 just felt like a total rehash.

Plus, I'm sorry, but Jackie Mason just is not a proper substitute for Rodney Dangerfield.


It was definitely the Blues Brothers 2000 of porn.
 
2013-08-15 08:07:48 PM  

gweilo8888: megarian: Relax
Turn around and take my hand.

(For the interest rate on my loan)

*takes hand, places handcuff on wrist*

You're mine now. You're going to see some things.

I won't apologize for them.


I LOVE ROAD/BASEMENT TRIPS!!!
 
2013-08-15 08:10:12 PM  
I've know some whores in the legal industry, at least this one isn't a liar as well.
 
2013-08-15 08:11:21 PM  

Theaetetus: That's not unusual... Most people who go to law school get screwed.


True, but those that go to law school are usually the screwers, not the screwees.
 
2013-08-15 08:11:53 PM  

megarian: I LOVE ROAD/BASEMENT TRIPS!!!


Well then let's get this show on the road/basement!!!

/is another sentence that has never been said in the history of time
 
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