Theaetetus: That's not unusual... Most people who go to law school get screwed.
FrancoFile: I know a lawyer who's actual, honest-to-God birth name is a stripper name.
munko: a google image search turns up... uhhh she is a beautiful woman. with big.. eyes. pretty eyes.
freewill: [www.wallsave.com image 850x637]I'm OK with this.
FunkOut: What, she was too good for Butthole Barristers 6?
tetsoushima: She looks like the robot chick from battlestar, only with massive tracts of land.
scottydoesntknow: I'd assturbate her, if ya know what I mean.And I hope you do, because I have no clue.
jakrabit: I'll be in my bunk
skinink: Don't see what the big deal is that she did porn to pay for college. It's legal and there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Assturbators 2 was a serious step down from its predecessor, the focus on character was lost in exchange for action and explosions. But that's Hollywood...
skinink: Don't see what the big deal is...
megarian: RelaxTurn around and take my hand.(For the interest rate on my loan)
jake_lex: Assturbators 2 was such an unnecessary sequel. I mean, the first Assturbators wrapped up that story so nicely, culminating in that epic DVDA sequence. Assturbators 2 just felt like a total rehash.Plus, I'm sorry, but Jackie Mason just is not a proper substitute for Rodney Dangerfield.
gweilo8888: megarian: RelaxTurn around and take my hand.(For the interest rate on my loan)*takes hand, places handcuff on wrist*You're mine now. You're going to see some things.I won't apologize for them.
megarian: I LOVE ROAD/BASEMENT TRIPS!!!
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