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(Salon)   Missouri Republican decides that the best way to keep his daughter off of birth control is C) sue the federal government for allowing it to exist in the first place   (salon.com) divider line 59
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2013-08-15 02:09:57 PM
17 votes:
www.wielandnow.com

www.flavinscorner.com
2013-08-15 02:36:02 PM
11 votes:
Hey Honey it's Daddy. Just wanted to let you know I am going to talking about your vajayjay on the news for political gain.
2013-08-15 01:35:36 PM
8 votes:
Apparently, he doesn't know that just because you have insurance coverage on something doesn't mean you have to use it.  I bet he crashes his car every time he gets in it.
2013-08-15 01:54:14 PM
7 votes:
Changing federal laws to conform to your personal beliefs seems just like the type of small government solution this country is sorely lacking.
2013-08-15 02:59:51 PM
4 votes:

super_grass: This is also Fark Anti-smokers' advice to smokers.


What is? To put the cigs in your butt instead?
2013-08-15 01:56:32 PM
4 votes:
Easy solution: stop being Catholic.  An amazing number of us have.
2013-08-15 01:36:43 PM
3 votes:
How old are his daughters?
2013-08-15 01:33:50 PM
3 votes:
Can I countersue him for allowing himself to exist?
2013-08-15 03:27:05 PM
2 votes:

Weaver95: Graffito: Weaver95: You don't see pagans running around imposing our beliefs on everyone else....just saying is all....

Yea, but you wear those goat-leggings EVERYWHERE.

I don't even own goat leggings....


No problem, we sell them at all the meetings. Sort of like a bake sale.

www.thefancarpet.com
2013-08-15 03:15:42 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-15 03:15:00 PM
2 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Weaver95: You don't see pagans running around imposing our beliefs on everyone else....just saying is all....

We have beliefs?  I did not know this.  I thought I could just up and be a pagan.


I think you have to go to at least one meeting:

thegrownupya.files.wordpress.com
2013-08-15 03:09:13 PM
2 votes:

Zeppelininthesky: One of these things is not like the other


You never bummed a handy?
2013-08-15 03:08:56 PM
2 votes:

SpectroBoy: PrivateCaboose: RodneyToady: Easy solution: stop being Catholic.  An amazing number of us have.

Easier solution: be catholic and have protected premarital sex. An amazing number of us have.

If you are having sex outside of wedlock you are not a good catholic. Sorry to break it to you. the church is pretty clear on this point.

Catholicism defines chastity as the virtue that moderates the sexual appetite. Unmarried Catholics express chastity through. Sexual intercourse within marriage is considered chaste when it retains the twofold significance of union and procreation.

The pope(s) have spoken explicitly on this multiples times.

Or do you pick and choose which rules you follow?


No religious person in history has ever done this.  Ever.
2013-08-15 03:06:10 PM
2 votes:

kbronsito: Nice. Now these girls know that their dad's greatest fear and what would hurt him most is that they may some day have sex out of marriage and maybe even enjoy it. So if they are looking for a way to get back at daddy for always working late, caring about his political career more than he ever did about them, not buying them a pony or not letting them go on that ski trip when they were 16.... they now know how to go about it. That thanksgiving break when one of them brings their (hopefully black or latino) boyfriend with whom they share an apartment in college is gonna be awesome.


Better:  If the young gentlemen in question would send text messages to him every time they had sex.  "Hey old man, I just cream pied your daughter again.  But at least she's not using birth control."
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-15 02:58:51 PM
2 votes:

Zeppelininthesky: So, changing the law to force your beliefs on everyone is a good thing? That is intrinsically evil.


spongeboob: PrivateCaboose: RodneyToady: Easy solution: stop being Catholic.  An amazing number of us have.

Easier solution: be catholic and have protected premarital sex. An amazing number of us have.

Or just don't put the penis in the vagina, there are some other amazing things you can do.


and the conversation returns to "The loophole!"
2013-08-15 02:44:43 PM
2 votes:
This is a moral conundrum for me.

I'll bet the decision between boxers and briefs is a conundrum for you.
2013-08-15 02:42:13 PM
2 votes:

d23: timujin: Either his daughters are the type who believe what he does and aren't going to utilize that provision of his insurance or, and I hope this is the case, they have half a brain to share between them and are going to declare legal emancipation for his forcing his outdated beliefs upon them.

Or they are like every other Catholic girl I've "known" in my life and they just go out and buy condoms.


Or take advantage of the loophole.
2013-08-15 02:17:43 PM
2 votes:
I'm "forced" to pay for his boner pills, but you don't hear me biatching about it.
2013-08-15 02:14:42 PM
2 votes:
It's all fun and games until one of his girls gets teen pregnant.
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-08-15 02:05:05 PM
2 votes:
"According to a report from the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Wieland had been able to opt out of contraceptive coverage in previous years but was recently notified that it had become a requirement in the state plan, which he qualifies for as a member of the Legislature. "

Then opt out of being in the Legislature. You're not doing anybody any good there anyway.
2013-08-15 01:44:58 PM
2 votes:
"I see abortion-inducing drugs as intrinsically evil, and I cannot in good conscience preach one thing to my kids and then just go with the flow on our insurance,"

I see grandstanding, fat-assed, attention whore politicians who care more about their own bank accounts than their constituents or their country as "intrinsically evil."  What options do you recommend for me, Mr. Wieland?
2013-08-15 01:37:56 PM
2 votes:
Follow up question: how hot are his (legal age) daughters (if any)?
2013-08-16 10:47:43 AM
1 votes:
Look at me, I'm an attention whore.
2013-08-16 12:44:18 AM
1 votes:
Those evil slut daughters should be forced to carry his incest rape baby to term!

Well it IS the south. He is a bit too concerned about his daughters' reproduction if you ask me.

Seriously, if he's such a good catholic, wouldn't it stand to reason that his daughters are also good Catholics and that they wouldn't use birth control anyway?

Then again, the birth rate is really low in Italy and that's a whole country full of lusty Catholics. So I'm guessing plenty of "good" Catholics are using birth control.
2013-08-15 05:44:38 PM
1 votes:
I see the party of personal responsibility is at it again!
2013-08-15 05:07:32 PM
1 votes:

HeartBurnKid: Zeb Hesselgresser: dr_blasto: So, do they force him to buy contraceptive pills? When I was single, my insurance had coverage sections for pregnancy and birth. That didn't force me to grow a set of ovaries and a uterus, I simply didn't use that coverage.

How farking hard is it to just not buy something you don't like anyhow?

So you don't understand what coverage mandates are?

I wasn't aware that coverage mandates forced you to use said coverage, no.


It's true - I've been on chemotherapy for 14 years and I don't even have cancer.
2013-08-15 05:07:09 PM
1 votes:
Stupid to that degree should be fatal.  If you don't agree with birth control, then don't use that part of your insurance coverage.  Seems like an easy solution, but we are talking about a Republican, here....I'm surprised he can wipe his own ass without poking out an eye.
2013-08-15 04:37:42 PM
1 votes:
"I see abortion-inducing drugs as intrinsically evil, and I cannot in good conscience preach one thing to my kids and then just go with the flow on our insurance," Wieland remarked. "This is a moral conundrum for me. Do I just cancel the coverage and put my family at risk? I don't believe in what the government is doing."

THEN DON'T FARKING USE THAT PART OF YOUR FARKING INSURANCE, YOU FAT, RETARDED ASSHOLE!


There is absolutely NOTHING in Obamacare that states that you HAVE to use any part of your farking insurance, you stupid farking loon.

/Did I remember to say 'Farking'?
2013-08-15 04:17:58 PM
1 votes:
mimg.ugo.com
2013-08-15 04:08:05 PM
1 votes:

rosebud_the_sled: It is interesting how virtually all US "Christians" have forgotten about free will and how God gave us free will and their constant attempts to crush all aspects of free will means that they hate free will; therefore they hate God.

Perhaps all Missouri Christians are actually closet Satan worshipers.  I know my sister and here husband are.

Given how fat that guy is, he certainly is a big fan of gluttony.


Oddly enough most ayn rand republicans ARE following the satanic bible. Anton Lavey, the father of satanism, often said he cribbed most of his ideas from ayn rand.
2013-08-15 03:46:42 PM
1 votes:

Heraclitus: But think of all the money he would save on the Aspirin they would have to hold between their knees...


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2013-08-15 03:37:12 PM
1 votes:

dr_blasto: super_grass: spongeboob: PrivateCaboose: RodneyToady: Easy solution: stop being Catholic.  An amazing number of us have.

Easier solution: be catholic and have protected premarital sex. An amazing number of us have.

Or just don't put the penis in the vagina, there are some other amazing things you can do.

This is also Fark Anti-smokers' advice to smokers.

/ replace penis and vagina with cigarette with mouth, obviously

What, imply that putting them in your butt is a good alternative? 'Cause I took his statement to imply put it in her pooper. If you know what I mean, and I think that you do.


"Stick it in her pooper" may not always be the right answer, but it is never the wrong one.
2013-08-15 03:30:56 PM
1 votes:

Car_Ramrod: Weaver95: The Singing Bush: Weaver95: Graffito: Weaver95: You don't see pagans running around imposing our beliefs on everyone else....just saying is all....

Yea, but you wear those goat-leggings EVERYWHERE.

I don't even own goat leggings....

And you call yourself a pagan.  Pffft.

I didn't say I was a very good pagan.

PINO!


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-08-15 03:28:34 PM
1 votes:
thaddeusphipps.files.wordpress.com

/ This is what the religious right actually believes.
2013-08-15 03:26:35 PM
1 votes:

EyeballKid: Is Missouri trying to take the Midwestern Derp Championship from Kentucky?


Top to bottom, Kentucky isn't even in our league. You guys need more meth if you want to run with the big dogs.
2013-08-15 03:23:32 PM
1 votes:

The Singing Bush: Weaver95: Graffito: Weaver95: You don't see pagans running around imposing our beliefs on everyone else....just saying is all....

Yea, but you wear those goat-leggings EVERYWHERE.

I don't even own goat leggings....

And you call yourself a pagan.  Pffft.


I didn't say I was a very good pagan.
2013-08-15 03:22:34 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: Graffito: Weaver95: You don't see pagans running around imposing our beliefs on everyone else....just saying is all....

Yea, but you wear those goat-leggings EVERYWHERE.

I don't even own goat leggings....


And you call yourself a pagan.  Pffft.
2013-08-15 03:20:01 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: You don't see pagans running around imposing our beliefs on everyone else....just saying is all....


Yea, but you wear those goat-leggings EVERYWHERE.
2013-08-15 03:12:39 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: Zeppelininthesky: One of these things is not like the other

You never bummed a handy?


I...uhhh.... maybe
2013-08-15 03:12:02 PM
1 votes:
I hope the federal court judge:
a) is a woman and
b) laughs so hard it blows him back to the bronze age.
2013-08-15 03:05:25 PM
1 votes:
He's such a devout catholic that he's never used a contraceptive and only has 3 kids.  Riiiiiiiight
2013-08-15 03:04:25 PM
1 votes:

spongeboob: super_grass: spongeboob: PrivateCaboose: RodneyToady: Easy solution: stop being Catholic.  An amazing number of us have.

Easier solution: be catholic and have protected premarital sex. An amazing number of us have.

Or just don't put the penis in the vagina, there are some other amazing things you can do.

This is also Fark Anti-smokers' advice to smokers.

/ replace penis and vagina with cigarette with mouth, obviously

Wait to give up smoking you are supposed to put a cigarette where?


In your wife's ass apparently

www.lifesitenews.com .
2013-08-15 02:58:16 PM
1 votes:
Read the headline an thought, "well that's a little misleading. They're making it sound like a lawmaker did that and no elected representative would be that farking stupid."

Opened the link and became sad.
2013-08-15 02:53:47 PM
1 votes:

PrivateCaboose: RodneyToady: Easy solution: stop being Catholic.  An amazing number of us have.

Easier solution: be catholic and have protected premarital sex. An amazing number of us have.


Or just don't put the penis in the vagina, there are some other amazing things you can do.
2013-08-15 02:52:17 PM
1 votes:
I'm thinking daddy found used condoms in their trash can.  My dad found mine when I was a teenager.  He yelled at me about the consequences and such.  My snarky response was 'FIIIIIIIINE DAD, I WON'T USE THEM AT ALL THEN!'
/kept using them of course
2013-08-15 02:51:20 PM
1 votes:
How is that War on Women working out for you, Repubs?
2013-08-15 02:47:47 PM
1 votes:
I live in Tulsa, Missouri isn't to far up the road, I  need directions to his slutty of age daughters.
2013-08-15 02:43:25 PM
1 votes:

ManateeGag: I'll take the one in the blue, please.


Eh.  May as well take both.  Likely get a better price.
2013-08-15 02:43:13 PM
1 votes:

Soup4Bonnie: Because abortion inducing and contraception are the exact same thing.


THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

/wish I could hate this guy to death
2013-08-15 02:38:43 PM
1 votes:
So he's saying it's the guvmint's fault his daughters are whores? At least that's what conservatives keep telling me about women who use contraception.
2013-08-15 02:38:13 PM
1 votes:
Is Missouri trying to take the Midwestern Derp Championship from Kentucky?
2013-08-15 02:35:30 PM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: [www.wielandnow.com image 500x333]


I'll take the one in the blue, please.

does he know that some women take birth control for other health reasons?  why does he want to deny women medication that may prevent some serious afflciton?

Wait, that's right, he's a Republican.  He could give less of a shiat about women's health concerns.
2013-08-15 02:34:03 PM
1 votes:
Because abortion inducing and contraception are the exact same thing.
2013-08-15 02:21:45 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: James!: It's all fun and games until one of his girls gets teen pregnant.

People with money can always find a safe way to take care of Bitsy's little woopsie.


We ought to help these religious folks out.

"Sorry Maybeth, it says here that you're registered as a catholic.  Looks like you're going to have that baby."
2013-08-15 02:13:13 PM
1 votes:
So, do they force him to buy contraceptive pills? When I was single, my insurance had coverage sections for pregnancy and birth. That didn't force me to grow a set of ovaries and a uterus, I simply didn't use that coverage.

How farking hard is it to just not buy something you don't like anyhow?
2013-08-15 02:02:47 PM
1 votes:
Christ what an asshole
2013-08-15 02:00:27 PM
1 votes:
I don't believe in eyes.  And I don't use my company's eye coverage.  I insist my company stop offering it to everyone else because I think it's wrong.
2013-08-15 01:39:31 PM
1 votes:
He can always decline that insurance and buy his own without that evil coverage.
2013-08-15 01:31:31 PM
1 votes:
Can the court direct bill the people of his district for the costs incurred by his asshattery?
 
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