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(Salon)   Missouri Republican decides that the best way to keep his daughter off of birth control is C) sue the federal government for allowing it to exist in the first place   (salon.com) divider line 223
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2013-08-15 01:31:31 PM
Can the court direct bill the people of his district for the costs incurred by his asshattery?
 
2013-08-15 01:33:50 PM
Can I countersue him for allowing himself to exist?
 
2013-08-15 01:35:36 PM
Apparently, he doesn't know that just because you have insurance coverage on something doesn't mean you have to use it.  I bet he crashes his car every time he gets in it.
 
2013-08-15 01:36:43 PM
How old are his daughters?
 
2013-08-15 01:37:56 PM
Follow up question: how hot are his (legal age) daughters (if any)?
 
2013-08-15 01:39:31 PM
He can always decline that insurance and buy his own without that evil coverage.
 
2013-08-15 01:44:58 PM
"I see abortion-inducing drugs as intrinsically evil, and I cannot in good conscience preach one thing to my kids and then just go with the flow on our insurance,"

I see grandstanding, fat-assed, attention whore politicians who care more about their own bank accounts than their constituents or their country as "intrinsically evil."  What options do you recommend for me, Mr. Wieland?
 
2013-08-15 01:54:14 PM
Changing federal laws to conform to your personal beliefs seems just like the type of small government solution this country is sorely lacking.
 
2013-08-15 01:56:32 PM
Easy solution: stop being Catholic.  An amazing number of us have.
 
2013-08-15 01:58:25 PM
"I see abortion-inducing drugs as intrinsically evil, and I cannot in good conscience preach one thing to my kids and then just go with the flow on our insurance," Wieland remarked. "This is a moral conundrum for me. Do I just cancel the coverage and put my family at risk? I don't believe in what the government is doing."

The party of personal responsibility through and through.
 
2013-08-15 02:00:27 PM
I don't believe in eyes.  And I don't use my company's eye coverage.  I insist my company stop offering it to everyone else because I think it's wrong.
 
2013-08-15 02:02:47 PM
Christ what an asshole
 
2013-08-15 02:04:29 PM

RodneyToady: Easy solution: stop being Catholic.  An amazing number of us have.


Easier solution: be catholic and have protected premarital sex. An amazing number of us have.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-08-15 02:05:05 PM
"According to a report from the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Wieland had been able to opt out of contraceptive coverage in previous years but was recently notified that it had become a requirement in the state plan, which he qualifies for as a member of the Legislature. "

Then opt out of being in the Legislature. You're not doing anybody any good there anyway.
 
2013-08-15 02:07:25 PM
If his daughters are of legal age, they would do well to be extremely interested in this sack of shiat's lawsuit since he is effectively depriving them of their choice due to his personal religious beliefs.
 
2013-08-15 02:07:55 PM
He could also arrange so his daughters always date boys of his, um, poundage -- they'd never have any desire for sex.
 
2013-08-15 02:09:57 PM
www.wielandnow.com

www.flavinscorner.com
 
2013-08-15 02:13:13 PM
So, do they force him to buy contraceptive pills? When I was single, my insurance had coverage sections for pregnancy and birth. That didn't force me to grow a set of ovaries and a uterus, I simply didn't use that coverage.

How farking hard is it to just not buy something you don't like anyhow?
 
2013-08-15 02:13:37 PM

Elandriel: If his daughters are of legal age, they would do well to be extremely interested in this sack of shiat's lawsuit since he is effectively depriving them of their choice due to his personal religious beliefs.


I honestly don't care about his daughters.  I mean, I do.  But how he decides to parent shouldn't affect everyone else.
 
2013-08-15 02:14:42 PM
It's all fun and games until one of his girls gets teen pregnant.
 
2013-08-15 02:16:09 PM

James!: It's all fun and games until one of his girls gets teen pregnant.


People with money can always find a safe way to take care of Bitsy's little woopsie.
 
2013-08-15 02:17:43 PM
I'm "forced" to pay for his boner pills, but you don't hear me biatching about it.
 
2013-08-15 02:21:45 PM

Diogenes: James!: It's all fun and games until one of his girls gets teen pregnant.

People with money can always find a safe way to take care of Bitsy's little woopsie.


We ought to help these religious folks out.

"Sorry Maybeth, it says here that you're registered as a catholic.  Looks like you're going to have that baby."
 
2013-08-15 02:23:59 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Christ what an asshole

Republican

FTFY
 
2013-08-15 02:30:44 PM

kronicfeld: The party of personal responsibility through and through.


Came to say this.
 
2013-08-15 02:32:59 PM

Diogenes: Elandriel: If his daughters are of legal age, they would do well to be extremely interested in this sack of shiat's lawsuit since he is effectively depriving them of their choice due to his personal religious beliefs.

I honestly don't care about his daughters.  I mean, I do.  But how he decides to parent shouldn't affect everyone else.


Doesn't it specify a "personal" exemption?  So realistically he's seeking exemption from the law under a provision that is no longer there, but not necessary seeking to remove contraception coverage from the healthcare law in its entirety?

Regardless he's a grandstanding piece of crap but I'm not sure if his lawsuit intends to modify the law entirely to fark everyone over, or only his own personal circumstances.

TuteTibiImperes: [www.wielandnow.com image 500x333]


Hey, they ain't bad lookin'.  They're probably going to want to switch from his healthcare plan IYKWIM.
 
2013-08-15 02:33:06 PM
Either his daughters are the type who believe what he does and aren't going to utilize that provision of his insurance or, and I hope this is the case, they have half a brain to share between them and are going to declare legal emancipation for his forcing his outdated beliefs upon them.
 
2013-08-15 02:34:03 PM
Because abortion inducing and contraception are the exact same thing.
 
2013-08-15 02:35:05 PM
Bless his heart.
 
2013-08-15 02:35:30 PM

TuteTibiImperes: [www.wielandnow.com image 500x333]


I'll take the one in the blue, please.

does he know that some women take birth control for other health reasons?  why does he want to deny women medication that may prevent some serious afflciton?

Wait, that's right, he's a Republican.  He could give less of a shiat about women's health concerns.
 
2013-08-15 02:36:02 PM
Hey Honey it's Daddy. Just wanted to let you know I am going to talking about your vajayjay on the news for political gain.
 
2013-08-15 02:38:13 PM
Is Missouri trying to take the Midwestern Derp Championship from Kentucky?
 
2013-08-15 02:38:43 PM
So he's saying it's the guvmint's fault his daughters are whores? At least that's what conservatives keep telling me about women who use contraception.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-15 02:41:01 PM

timujin: Either his daughters are the type who believe what he does and aren't going to utilize that provision of his insurance or, and I hope this is the case, they have half a brain to share between them and are going to declare legal emancipation for his forcing his outdated beliefs upon them.


Or they are like every other Catholic girl I've "known" in my life and they just go out and buy condoms.
 
2013-08-15 02:42:13 PM

d23: timujin: Either his daughters are the type who believe what he does and aren't going to utilize that provision of his insurance or, and I hope this is the case, they have half a brain to share between them and are going to declare legal emancipation for his forcing his outdated beliefs upon them.

Or they are like every other Catholic girl I've "known" in my life and they just go out and buy condoms.


Or take advantage of the loophole.
 
2013-08-15 02:42:57 PM

TuteTibiImperes: [www.wielandnow.com image 500x333]

[www.flavinscorner.com image 345x500]


Those two already use birth control.
Either that, or they're singing along with Garfunkel and Oates.


EyeballKid: Is Missouri trying to take the Midwestern Derp Championship from Kentucky?


Hey, our legislature is full or ass-hats, but that aren't as bad as this guy. Hells, we even tried to get hemp legalized.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-08-15 02:43:07 PM

Diogenes: I don't believe in eyes.  And I don't use my company's eye coverage.  I insist my company stop offering it to everyone else because I think it's wrong.


My religion, DumbAssafarianism (which I made up on the spot) says that my Goddess sends people to the bubbling pit of ooze if they go to an optometrist.  The fact that you go to the eye doctor infringes on my religious rights!!!
 
2013-08-15 02:43:13 PM

Soup4Bonnie: Because abortion inducing and contraception are the exact same thing.


THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

/wish I could hate this guy to death
 
2013-08-15 02:43:14 PM
I lived through 1974 once.  Why do we have to keep doing this?
 
2013-08-15 02:43:25 PM

ManateeGag: I'll take the one in the blue, please.


Eh.  May as well take both.  Likely get a better price.
 
2013-08-15 02:44:43 PM
This is a moral conundrum for me.

I'll bet the decision between boxers and briefs is a conundrum for you.
 
2013-08-15 02:45:05 PM
What a farking crybaby.

And the perfect example of RW'ers everywhere: stupid, retarded, emotionally-stunted whiners.
 
2013-08-15 02:47:47 PM
I live in Tulsa, Missouri isn't to far up the road, I  need directions to his slutty of age daughters.
 
2013-08-15 02:47:58 PM
So, changing the law to force your beliefs on everyone is a good thing? That is intrinsically evil.
 
2013-08-15 02:49:16 PM
FTA: "I see abortion-inducing drugs as intrinsically evil, and I cannot in good conscience preach one thing to my kids and then just go with the flow on our insurance"

Well, sir, just tell your whore daughters not to use those evil contraceptives and you should be just fine.
 
2013-08-15 02:50:26 PM

dr_blasto: So, do they force him to buy contraceptive pills? When I was single, my insurance had coverage sections for pregnancy and birth. That didn't force me to grow a set of ovaries and a uterus, I simply didn't use that coverage.

How farking hard is it to just not buy something you don't like anyhow?


So you don't understand what coverage mandates are?
 
2013-08-15 02:51:20 PM
How is that War on Women working out for you, Repubs?
 
2013-08-15 02:51:24 PM

Soup4Bonnie: Because abortion inducing and contraception are the exact same thing.


I think you have to follow his faulty logic to understand what he is saying, well that and make several assumptions of course.

Plan B is* an abortion in a pill.
Plan B is a high dose of the medication in some BCPs.
So BCPs are abortion pills.


*that is what asshats like this believe about Plan B
 
2013-08-15 02:51:27 PM
But if he gets his daughters pregnant during his standard hard drinking binge, how will they be protected from him getting them pregnant?

/"I swear your Honor, I really thought it was my bed and my wife and oh shiat time to register for my sins....."
 
2013-08-15 02:52:17 PM
I'm thinking daddy found used condoms in their trash can.  My dad found mine when I was a teenager.  He yelled at me about the consequences and such.  My snarky response was 'FIIIIIIIINE DAD, I WON'T USE THEM AT ALL THEN!'
/kept using them of course
 
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