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(Bleacher Report)   Darren Young confirms that wrestling is gay   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 112
    More: Spiffy, John Cena, Jason Collins, gay athletes, WWE personnel, Titus O'Neil, interviews  
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2013-08-15 02:12:40 PM  

HawgWild: machoprogrammer: I hope King doesn't make a gay joke when he's wrestling

How do you translate "Puppies!" into gay?


"... ... ... Dachshunds?"

"WILL YOU STOP?!"
 
2013-08-15 02:23:08 PM  

Super Chronic: "wrestling"

inigomontoya.jpg, trollmitter


i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-08-15 02:27:29 PM  
mimg.ugo.com
 
2013-08-15 02:28:41 PM  
I give him props.  Never heard of him, but if he's really a 'Superstar', as they say, then this is a bigger deal than that retired has-been basketball player from a few months back.
 
2013-08-15 02:28:49 PM  
I call BS.  Everyone knows that the penis in the butt was all part of the script.
 
2013-08-15 02:30:08 PM  

HawgWild: solyhhit: S THE WHOLE WORLD GOING GAY?!?!?!?



/obscure?


Not terribly obscure. That's the first thing I thought when I read it. Good for you.
 
2013-08-15 02:34:05 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: robsul82: Already Disturbed: Cena's response might be the only good thing he's done for wrestling.

Oh boy, can't wait for the cheeseball Cena speech on supporting Darren and how you're not a real member of the CeNation if you chant derogatory things at him, yada yada.

"This tee shirt represents the same courage that my best friend DARREN YOUNG exhibited when he make a totally reasonable, measured response to a stupid paparazzi question!"

Maybe Cena gets a "REACH AROUND HATE" T-Shirt now?


Darn you! Darn you FNB for making me have to PShop that into existance now!

I was just thinking earlier how this feels like a FirstNationalBastard kinda day, lulz
 
2013-08-15 02:36:30 PM  

Milos Hattrick: [mimg.ugo.com image 300x250]


Came here to post this, but you win

Seriously though, good for DY
 
2013-08-15 02:46:53 PM  

Milos Hattrick: [mimg.ugo.com image 300x250]


mimg.ugo.com

Scoffs at Chuck and Billy.
 
2013-08-15 02:47:00 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: robsul82: Already Disturbed: Cena's response might be the only good thing he's done for wrestling.

Oh boy, can't wait for the cheeseball Cena speech on supporting Darren and how you're not a real member of the CeNation if you chant derogatory things at him, yada yada.

"This tee shirt represents the same courage that my best friend DARREN YOUNG exhibited when he make a totally reasonable, measured response to a stupid paparazzi question!"

Maybe Cena gets a "REACH AROUND HATE" T-Shirt now?


We have been joking that Cena was running out of colors.....rainbow shirt month time?
 
2013-08-15 02:49:09 PM  

Milos Hattrick: [mimg.ugo.com image 300x250]


4.bp.blogspot.com

Doing it in the 50's
 
2013-08-15 02:50:24 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: HawgWild: machoprogrammer: I hope King doesn't make a gay joke when he's wrestling

How do you translate "Puppies!" into gay?

"... ... ... Dachshunds?"

"WILL YOU STOP?!"


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-15 03:01:31 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Gunny Highway: robsul82: Already Disturbed: Cena's response might be the only good thing he's done for wrestling.

Oh boy, can't wait for the cheeseball Cena speech on supporting Darren and how you're not a real member of the CeNation if you chant derogatory things at him, yada yada.

"This tee shirt represents the same courage that my best friend DARREN YOUNG exhibited when he make a totally reasonable, measured response to a stupid paparazzi question!"

Maybe Cena gets a "REACH AROUND HATE" T-Shirt now?


New keyboard, please.
 
2013-08-15 03:30:13 PM  

T.rex: I give him props.  Never heard of him, but if he's really a 'Superstar', as they say, then this is a bigger deal than that retired has-been basketball player from a few months back.


WWE does not call them "wrestlers." They call them "superstars." Everyone on the roster from top to bottom is called a "superstar." Young is a lower-to lowmid level guy. On TV probably every other week, sometimes every week. Rarely on PPV. Also is in a tag team. I'm confident that more people are familiar with Young than with Collins.

A recent Darren Young match

Darren's record in the last year
http://www.profightdb.com/wrestlers/darren-young-3424.html
 
2013-08-15 03:47:58 PM  

Gunny Highway: Milos Hattrick: [mimg.ugo.com image 300x250]

[mimg.ugo.com image 480x480]

Scoffs at Chuck and Billy.


d1726u9k08127k.cloudfront.net

You will never forget the name.....


....

GOLDUST!
 
2013-08-15 04:28:09 PM  

Gunny Highway: Milos Hattrick: [mimg.ugo.com image 300x250]

[mimg.ugo.com image 480x480]

Scoffs at Chuck and Billy.


www.booknoise.net

Scoffs at Adorable Adrian.
 
2013-08-15 04:31:55 PM  

machoprogrammer: HawgWild: machoprogrammer: I hope King doesn't make a gay joke when he's wrestling

How do you translate "Puppies!" into gay?

King now just makes stupid one liners and sounds like he doesn't want to be there


That makes two of us, Lawler.

Kinda surprised, but cool for Darren and cool of WWE to show their support.
 
2013-08-15 04:37:57 PM  
One more way Black Cena is different than White Cena.
 
2013-08-15 04:40:27 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: One more way Black Cena is different than White Cena.


One is black one in white.
One is gay one is straight.
One loses almost all his matches one wins almost all his matches.
One talks about millions of dollars one has millions of dollars.
 
2013-08-15 04:44:09 PM  
LOL at Young's Twitter profile pic

si0.twimg.com
 
2013-08-15 05:11:16 PM  
When is a straight guy going to rock such a fabulous headband?

s.mcstatic.com
 
2013-08-15 05:19:28 PM  

The Downfall: T.rex: I give him props.  Never heard of him, but if he's really a 'Superstar', as they say, then this is a bigger deal than that retired has-been basketball player from a few months back.

WWE does not call them "wrestlers." They call them "superstars." Everyone on the roster from top to bottom is called a "superstar." Young is a lower-to lowmid level guy. On TV probably every other week, sometimes every week. Rarely on PPV. Also is in a tag team. I'm confident that more people are familiar with Young than with Collins.

A recent Darren Young match

Darren's record in the last year
http://www.profightdb.com/wrestlers/darren-young-3424.html


in college i had a friend in a fraternity. he was doing desk duty one day when i was visiting. a call came in from a prospective employer an alum had put on a resume. wanted to know if this guy was a vice president from such and such year. it looked like the movies my friend openned a creaky filing cabinet and shuffled some papers and then without reading or looking at anything said 'yes, he was a vice president'.

my friend told me that all members were vice presidents.

i never joined. went to a few parties. my friend got lost in the greek life.
 
2013-08-15 05:20:07 PM  

IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T: When is a straight guy going to rock such a fabulous headband?

[s.mcstatic.com image 640x360]


He has sharp knees would not hit.
 
2013-08-15 05:26:34 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: The Downfall: T.rex: I give him props.  Never heard of him, but if he's really a 'Superstar', as they say, then this is a bigger deal than that retired has-been basketball player from a few months back.

WWE does not call them "wrestlers." They call them "superstars." Everyone on the roster from top to bottom is called a "superstar." Young is a lower-to lowmid level guy. On TV probably every other week, sometimes every week. Rarely on PPV. Also is in a tag team. I'm confident that more people are familiar with Young than with Collins.

A recent Darren Young match

Darren's record in the last year
http://www.profightdb.com/wrestlers/darren-young-3424.html

in college i had a friend in a fraternity. he was doing desk duty one day when i was visiting. a call came in from a prospective employer an alum had put on a resume. wanted to know if this guy was a vice president from such and such year. it looked like the movies my friend openned a creaky filing cabinet and shuffled some papers and then without reading or looking at anything said 'yes, he was a vice president'.

my friend told me that all members were vice presidents.

i never joined. went to a few parties. my friend got lost in the greek life.


You were friends with Alex Riley?  Im so sorry.
 
2013-08-15 05:32:12 PM  
Why isn't this thread in the Entertainment tab?
 
2013-08-15 05:35:47 PM  

PistolGripPump: Why isn't this thread in the Entertainment tab?


Because it is a Darren Young thread.
 
2013-08-15 05:40:43 PM  

PistolGripPump: Why isn't this thread in the Entertainment tab?


I covered that up-thread, you must not recognize snark.
 
2013-08-15 06:12:13 PM  
Uh oh, tab complaints...

i63.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-15 06:14:08 PM  
Good for him. I think WWE has handled it really well. If you want to know why we still make a fuss about athletes coming out as gay, just read the comments section on any other news site this story has been posted.

But wait, I wonder... is Darren Young black John Cena or is John Cena white Darren Young?
 
2013-08-15 06:14:54 PM  

PistolGripPump: Why isn't this thread in the Entertainment tab?


Because if you're his type, Darren Young may Fark You. That's why.
 
2013-08-15 06:16:41 PM  
When asked for comment, Young's tag-team partner Titus O'Neil responded "AROOO! AROOO! AROOO!" and inexplicably fell to the ground for 3 seconds.
 
2013-08-15 06:18:10 PM  
Pretty sure PistrolGripPimp is ribbing everyone.  He comments here.  Live reported from a RAW or a PPV or something.
 
2013-08-15 06:22:31 PM  

hundreddollarman: Good for him. I think WWE has handled it really well.


Steph, in particular, has been a very focal supporter of gay marriage (and not just for that silly Billy and Chuck debacle), so her response doesn't really surprise me.

If you want to know why we still make a fuss about athletes coming out as gay, just read the comments section on any other news site this story has been posted.

Yeah, there's a reason why I stop well above the comment section on news sites.
 
2013-08-15 06:23:58 PM  
Er, vocal supporter, not focal.

/farkin autocorrect
 
2013-08-15 06:28:03 PM  
Wait, Nipple H and Trips commenting on Twitter?

It's a work.
 
2013-08-15 06:41:00 PM  
Is this the Impact thread for tonight?

"¡obuoɯ sǝɯoɔ ǝɹǝɥ ʇɐıɥs ʇɐɥʇ puıɯ ɹǝʌǝu"

"sɹıɐןɟ ɔıɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ sɯɐɥpuıʍ ʎɹɹɐq ǝɥʇ oʇ sǝɔɐɹ ʎǝןɹɐɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ"


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-15 06:45:42 PM  

MagSeven: When asked for comment, Young's tag-team partner Titus O'Neil responded "AROOO! AROOO! AROOO!" and inexplicably fell to the ground for 3 seconds.


Ok, that was awesome.  Well played!!
 
2013-08-15 06:48:25 PM  

TheManofPA: Maybe Cena gets a "REACH AROUND HATE" T-Shirt now?

We have been joking that Cena was running out of colors.....rainbow shirt month time?


Well CM Punk is all ready representing Twilight Sparkle, I could Cena picking up Rainbow Dash....

ponybot.net
 
2013-08-15 06:51:47 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: [www.cynicalsmirk.com image 320x240]

IT'S STILL HETERO TO ME, DAMMIT!!!

/subby; thought of this a few minutes after I submitted
//good for Darren
///not surprising, given the PTP's trunks....I keed


You couldn't have gone with, "BAH GAWD KING, THAT MAN'S OUT OF THE CLOSET!"
 
2013-08-15 07:01:01 PM  

bluorangefyre: RoyFokker'sGhost: [www.cynicalsmirk.com image 320x240]

IT'S STILL HETERO TO ME, DAMMIT!!!

/subby; thought of this a few minutes after I submitted
//good for Darren
///not surprising, given the PTP's trunks....I keed

You couldn't have gone with, "BAH GAWD KING, THAT MAN'S OUT OF THE CLOSET!"


How about, "BAH GAWD KING! THAT MAN'S CLOSET DOOR HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!"
 
2013-08-15 07:05:23 PM  

machoprogrammer: bluorangefyre: RoyFokker'sGhost: [www.cynicalsmirk.com image 320x240]

IT'S STILL HETERO TO ME, DAMMIT!!!

/subby; thought of this a few minutes after I submitted
//good for Darren
///not surprising, given the PTP's trunks....I keed

You couldn't have gone with, "BAH GAWD KING, THAT MAN'S OUT OF THE CLOSET!"

How about, "BAH GAWD KING! THAT MAN'S CLOSET DOOR HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!"


There's a joke about the mud hole somewhere there, but I can't quite put it together.
 
2013-08-15 07:10:04 PM  

machoprogrammer: bluorangefyre: RoyFokker'sGhost: [www.cynicalsmirk.com image 320x240]

IT'S STILL HETERO TO ME, DAMMIT!!!

/subby; thought of this a few minutes after I submitted
//good for Darren
///not surprising, given the PTP's trunks....I keed

You couldn't have gone with, "BAH GAWD KING, THAT MAN'S OUT OF THE CLOSET!"

How about, "BAH GAWD KING! THAT MAN'S CLOSET DOOR HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!"


Or even, "BAH GAWD, KING! THEY DONE STOMPED A MUD-HOLE IN THAT MAN'S CLOSET DOOR!"
 
2013-08-15 07:14:05 PM  

Gunny Highway: Pretty sure PistrolGripPimp is ribbing everyone.  He comments here.  Live reported from a RAW or a PPV or something.


God, you're all a bunch of marks!
 
2013-08-15 07:16:24 PM  

HawgWild: machoprogrammer: bluorangefyre: RoyFokker'sGhost: [www.cynicalsmirk.com image 320x240]

IT'S STILL HETERO TO ME, DAMMIT!!!

/subby; thought of this a few minutes after I submitted
//good for Darren
///not surprising, given the PTP's trunks....I keed

You couldn't have gone with, "BAH GAWD KING, THAT MAN'S OUT OF THE CLOSET!"

How about, "BAH GAWD KING! THAT MAN'S CLOSET DOOR HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!"

Or even, "BAH GAWD, KING! THEY DONE STOMPED A MUD-HOLE IN THAT MAN'S CLOSET DOOR!"


BAH GAWD, KING, THAT'S MAN'S OUT OF THE CLOSET!  HE'S BEATEN THAT DOOR DOWN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE!  AS GAWD AS MAH WITNESS, IT IS BROKEN IN HAAAF!
 
2013-08-15 07:21:51 PM  

PistolGripPump: Gunny Highway: Pretty sure PistrolGripPimp is ribbing everyone.  He comments here.  Live reported from a RAW or a PPV or something.

God, you're all a bunch of marks!


What a bunch of Marks may look like:

cdn.bleacherreport.net

cdn.bleacherreport.net

mimg.ugo.com

chaddukeswrestlingshow.com

smacknetwork.com

www.obsessedwithwrestling.com
 
2013-08-15 07:43:28 PM  
Wrestling is not only merely gay, it's really and sincerely gay
 
2013-08-15 08:00:49 PM  

bluorangefyre: HawgWild: machoprogrammer: bluorangefyre: RoyFokker'sGhost: [www.cynicalsmirk.com image 320x240]

IT'S STILL HETERO TO ME, DAMMIT!!!

/subby; thought of this a few minutes after I submitted
//good for Darren
///not surprising, given the PTP's trunks....I keed

You couldn't have gone with, "BAH GAWD KING, THAT MAN'S OUT OF THE CLOSET!"

How about, "BAH GAWD KING! THAT MAN'S CLOSET DOOR HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!"

Or even, "BAH GAWD, KING! THEY DONE STOMPED A MUD-HOLE IN THAT MAN'S CLOSET DOOR!"

BAH GAWD, KING, THAT'S MAN'S OUT OF THE CLOSET!  HE'S BEATEN THAT DOOR DOWN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE!  AS GAWD AS MAH WITNESS, IT IS BROKEN IN HAAAF!


Slobberknocker

/that is all
 
2013-08-15 08:16:05 PM  
Impact thread is up
 
2013-08-15 08:17:13 PM  

TheManofPA: bluorangefyre: HawgWild: machoprogrammer: bluorangefyre: RoyFokker'sGhost: [www.cynicalsmirk.com image 320x240]

IT'S STILL HETERO TO ME, DAMMIT!!!

/subby; thought of this a few minutes after I submitted
//good for Darren
///not surprising, given the PTP's trunks....I keed

You couldn't have gone with, "BAH GAWD KING, THAT MAN'S OUT OF THE CLOSET!"

How about, "BAH GAWD KING! THAT MAN'S CLOSET DOOR HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!"

Or even, "BAH GAWD, KING! THEY DONE STOMPED A MUD-HOLE IN THAT MAN'S CLOSET DOOR!"

BAH GAWD, KING, THAT'S MAN'S OUT OF THE CLOSET!  HE'S BEATEN THAT DOOR DOWN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE!  AS GAWD AS MAH WITNESS, IT IS BROKEN IN HAAAF!

Slobberknocker

/that is all


Slobberknobber.
 
2013-08-15 08:22:18 PM  

robsul82: Already Disturbed: Cena's response might be the only good thing he's done for wrestling.

Oh boy, can't wait for the cheeseball Cena speech on supporting Darren and how you're not a real member of the CeNation if you chant derogatory things at him, yada yada.


The problem with that is that Cena's fan are all too young to even understand what "gay" is.
 
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