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(Impact Wrestling)   How quickly will Chris Sabin drop the strap back to Bubba Ray? Will Roast Beef and Asian chick defeat vanilla blonde and big-boobed trailer trash? Will there be a Kurt Angle's suspended license on a pole match at TNA Hardcore Justice, 9 PM on Spike?   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 223
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2013-08-15 10:35:21 AM  

TNA is LIVE from Norfolk tonight, bringing with it a chance to win the coveted Global Legendary Television Championship of the World!

i6.photobucket.com
Now held for 28 consecutive days by the "Great and Powerful" ShiningWizard


You know the drill, people. Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and ShiningWizard extends her reign to over a month.

Good luck tonight, fWc FARKers! :-)
 
2013-08-15 10:43:25 AM  
This headline sounds like an advertisement for white-trash porn. Which...yeah I guess it is.
 
2013-08-15 10:46:35 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: This headline sounds like an advertisement for white-trash porn. Which...yeah I guess it is.


"Roast beef and Asian chick" sounds like a fun night of eating.
 
2013-08-15 12:33:59 PM  
Kurt Angle's Suspended License on a Pole Match...

www.onlineworldofwrestling.com

BRILLIANT!

/honestly, subby, that made me thankful I wasn't drinking anything when I read it
 
2013-08-15 02:53:01 PM  

robsul82: Kurt Angle's Suspended License on a Pole Match...

[www.onlineworldofwrestling.com image 300x266]

BRILLIANT!

/honestly, subby, that made me thankful I wasn't drinking anything when I read it


Not drinking at 11 AM in the morning? Where's your intensity? Your integrity? Your intelligence?
 
2013-08-15 03:42:35 PM  
Cliffstein enters the Impact Zone then realizes he's a few hours early.
 
2013-08-15 03:46:12 PM  

ElectricPeterTork: robsul82: Kurt Angle's Suspended License on a Pole Match...

[www.onlineworldofwrestling.com image 300x266]

BRILLIANT!

/honestly, subby, that made me thankful I wasn't drinking anything when I read it

Not drinking at 11 AM in the morning? Where's your intensity? Your integrity? Your intelligence?


sobrul28 IS STRAIGHT EDGE
 
2013-08-15 07:14:17 PM  
b.vimeocdn.com

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' ABOUT IMPACT WRESTLING, BROTHER.  TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FREE PAY-PER-VIEW.  THAT'S LIKE A TOTAL OXYMORON, BUT THE ONLY MORONS IN THIS BUSINESS ARE WORKING AT TITAN TOWERS IN THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, MAN.  CAUSE VINCE MCMAHON'S NEVER THROWN A WRESTLING CARD LIKE THIS, MAN.  BULLY RAY, BULLY RAY'S GONNA BE IN THE MAIN EVENT, MAN, AND HE'S GONNA BE FIGHTIN' THE MIGHTY MIDGET CHRIS SABIN.  AND I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A BAD WAY CHRIS, I JUST MEAN YOU'RE LIKE 5'3, AND IF I HAD MY WAY, YOU'D NEVER SEE THE INSIDE OF A WRESTLING RING EVER AGAIN, DUDE.  YOU'D BE CLEANIN' OUT CHIMNEYS, CAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE GUY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?  SO THAT'S WHY WE'RE GIVING YOU MORE THAN ONE MATCH TONIGHT.  WE'RE GIVING YOU SAMOA JOE.  AND, AND, AND VELVET SKY.  PUT THESE DUDES ON ANY CARD IN THE GREAT WHITE NORTH AND THEY'RE SLAMMIN ANDRE IN FRONT OF NINETY-THREE-THOUSAND SCREAMIN' FANS, JUST LIKE I DID BACK AT WRESTLEMANIA VI.  AND ANDRE MAN, HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID "DON'T HURT ME, BROTHER".  BUT HULK HOGAN DOESN'T CARE WHAT FRENCHIES HAVE TO THINK.  AND THAT'S WHY IMPACT WRESTLING DOESN'T HIRE FRENCH PEOPLE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.  BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HULK HOGAN, DUDES.  IT'S TIME FOR THE NEW BLOOD TO RISE UP AT HARDCORE JUSTICE--THE STINGS, THE RIC FLAIRS, THE ERIC BISCHOFFS--AND SHOW THE WORLD WHAT THEY'RE MADE OF.  WE'RE GONNA WORK EVERY SHOW LIKE IT'S OUR LAST ONE.  WE'RE GONNA WORK IT LIKE WE'RE GOIN' OUT OF BUSINESS.  SO WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN IMPACT WRESTLING AND BANKRUPTCY, RUN WILD, ON YOUUUUUUUUUU?
 
2013-08-15 08:14:52 PM  
DarkNightDugong is in the Impact Zone
 
2013-08-15 08:17:58 PM  
Cheese Nip Talisman is here!
 
2013-08-15 08:24:55 PM  
Nothing on tonight so I am in

Shining Wizard is going down tonight
 
2013-08-15 08:26:05 PM  

silgryphon: Nothing on tonight so I am in

Shining Wizard is going down tonight


Phrasing!
 
2013-08-15 08:31:06 PM  
So, will Sting finally come out tonight and say that his hanging out in the rafters was allegorical?
 
2013-08-15 08:45:24 PM  
I am very excited for the Ladder Match.
 
2013-08-15 08:56:45 PM  
When you just briefly glance at the promotional materials, it's hard to tel wrasslin' from sweaty dick punching.
 
2013-08-15 08:59:47 PM  

jso2897: When you just briefly glance at the promotional materials, it's hard to tel wrasslin' from sweaty dick punching.


Wrestling is simulated sweaty dick punching.
 
2013-08-15 09:00:12 PM  
I haven't watched in like 2 months. What's been going on?
 
2013-08-15 09:01:01 PM  
Holy crap it's a free PPV
 
2013-08-15 09:01:49 PM  

silgryphon: Holy crap it's a free PPV


You would think they would cut an hour of Cops to give the "free PPV" some extra time.
 
2013-08-15 09:02:19 PM  
I see AJ is still EMO
 
2013-08-15 09:02:36 PM  
Did they get Scott Stapp to do AJ Styles's new theme?
 
2013-08-15 09:02:50 PM  

silgryphon: I haven't watched in like 2 months. What's been going on?


Sigh.  Where did you leave off?
 
2013-08-15 09:03:01 PM  
Behold Emo Country Sting!
 
2013-08-15 09:03:34 PM  
Did Jeff Hardy say "I Don't Know" just before he walked out?
 
2013-08-15 09:03:50 PM  

Gunny Highway: silgryphon: I haven't watched in like 2 months. What's been going on?

Sigh.  Where did you leave off?


Last I watched AJ told ACES and Eights to fark off
 
2013-08-15 09:04:46 PM  
I guess Aries has defaulted to asshole babyface since he's not part of 3Go?
 
2013-08-15 09:05:54 PM  
The Main Event Mafia couldn't make it tonight?

I guess it was Kurt's turn to drive.
 
2013-08-15 09:07:14 PM  
Interesting WWE ties with these guys:

Hardy: former Champ
Kaz: Quit WWE when he found out they had no plans for him besides "win on the C-shows"
Styles: Turned down developmental deal when WCW closed. Was unwilling to move to the developmental territory, and the contract was worth less than he was making from side business
Aries: Cut from the most recent Tough Enough.
 
2013-08-15 09:08:07 PM  
Did they go off the road?
Cause the crowd is dead
 
2013-08-15 09:08:20 PM  
So how many of us will be disappointed when the MEM chooses Sabin to replace Angle rather than Aries?
 
2013-08-15 09:09:50 PM  
Bully farked over Brooke and Hogan.BFG series startedLots of talent was released, sadly.MEM returned with Rampage as a member.Sabin cashed in X Division Title and won the Title from Bully.Tito Ortiz is in TNA.Kurt got another DUI...and here we are.There has been a ton of good matches. Daniels/Kaz, EY, Knockouts have been good. The wheels have come off the stories and everyone is saying they are going out of business but they aren't.
 
2013-08-15 09:11:23 PM  

Gunny Highway: Bully farked over Brooke and Hogan.BFG series startedLots of talent was released, sadly.MEM returned with Rampage as a member.Sabin cashed in X Division Title and won the Title from Bully.Tito Ortiz is in TNA.Kurt got another DUI...and here we are.There has been a ton of good matches. Daniels/Kaz, EY, Knockouts have been good. The wheels have come off the stories and everyone is saying they are going out of business but they aren't.


I missed nothing then

THANKS!
 
2013-08-15 09:15:41 PM  
Can the crowd get alive or what
 
2013-08-15 09:16:29 PM  
Oh, Taz.
 
2013-08-15 09:16:37 PM  
This is the most indifferent ladder match I've ever seen.
 
2013-08-15 09:16:57 PM  
Nice powerbomb off the ladder
 
2013-08-15 09:17:20 PM  
Crowd isn't bad.
 
2013-08-15 09:17:58 PM  
APP APP APP APP
 
2013-08-15 09:19:09 PM  
The Jeff Hardy Exercise Program app never fails to make me laugh...do meth, never eat, watch the weight come off!
 
2013-08-15 09:21:21 PM  
Martini of DOOM
 
2013-08-15 09:22:13 PM  
I heard a review of the app. Hardy avatar comes on, turns it over to a trainer, says he is going for water, and never comes back. There is a cardio part which just plays 3 Hardy songs and has a clock. KAZ!!!
 
2013-08-15 09:24:13 PM  
Ref distraction spots in a match that is inherently no-DQ, geez.
 
2013-08-15 09:25:14 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com

Sick today, seeing doctor tomorrow. May have to work this weekend. :-(

Enjoy the show, guys. I'm out.
 
2013-08-15 09:25:33 PM  
Good match. Good win.
 
2013-08-15 09:26:05 PM  
A TNA thread?

JEEEEEEESUS
 
2013-08-15 09:28:38 PM  
Wow.
 
2013-08-15 09:29:00 PM  
Kurt has Dixie's complete support, and a snazzy replica of that top she's wearing tonight.
 
2013-08-15 09:29:03 PM  
Holy shiat. They got Rampage to dress up.
 
2013-08-15 09:29:09 PM  
Nice shout out to Kurt there.
 
2013-08-15 09:29:15 PM  
Dixie on the mic, oh no.

www.pegasusnews.com
 
2013-08-15 09:30:19 PM  
Did I see the Blues Brothers in the ring
 
2013-08-15 09:31:15 PM  
Nah, Sting will wrestle at Wrestlemania XXX.
 
2013-08-15 09:32:14 PM  
Magnus sounds so British, I bet he shiats the Queen Mum.
 
2013-08-15 09:32:58 PM  
Norfolk isn't Mafia country, but it is the home of a great little bookbindery where I get my comics hardbound.
 
2013-08-15 09:33:14 PM  
Excellent promo skills there Anderson
 
2013-08-15 09:35:33 PM  
What the hell happened to Micky James? She looks different
 
2013-08-15 09:35:42 PM  
This match will be good.
 
2013-08-15 09:35:59 PM  
Does Brooke turn tonight or at BFG?
 
2013-08-15 09:36:34 PM  

silgryphon: What the hell happened to Micky James? She looks different


Yeah, her face looks strange.
 
2013-08-15 09:40:13 PM  
She lost weight that's what it is
 
2013-08-15 09:41:11 PM  
Is mickey a heel?
 
2013-08-15 09:43:53 PM  

silgryphon: Is mickey a heel?


Yeah.  They're in Virginia, though, she's getting a homestate reaction.
 
2013-08-15 09:44:00 PM  

robsul82: silgryphon: What the hell happened to Micky James? She looks different

Yeah, her face looks strange.


It's her make-up. She used to use darker shades.
 
2013-08-15 09:44:29 PM  
I love her.
 
2013-08-15 09:44:56 PM  
This is a PPV?!
 
2013-08-15 09:44:59 PM  
Hangman spot with a bra, lol.  Lovely.
 
2013-08-15 09:46:52 PM  
Well that was something I guess
 
2013-08-15 09:47:05 PM  
ODB
 
2013-08-15 09:47:06 PM  

cheezitmojo: This is a PPV?!


My reaction too.
 
2013-08-15 09:47:32 PM  
"Timing SUCKS with Kurt being a drunk!  God bless him, but couldn't he keep boozing for one more week!"
 
2013-08-15 09:47:34 PM  
That wasn't terrible.
 
2013-08-15 09:48:29 PM  
ARIES! That mAtch just got 10x better.
 
2013-08-15 09:49:54 PM  

hachimaki2234: cheezitmojo: This is a PPV?!

My reaction too.


Not only not a PPV, it's not even the only Hardcore Justice show there is this year.
 
2013-08-15 09:50:59 PM  

RevMercutio: hachimaki2234: cheezitmojo: This is a PPV?!

My reaction too.

Not only not a PPV, it's not even the only Hardcore Justice show there is this year.


Okay. I thought I'd heard earlier that this was a PPV show.
 
2013-08-15 09:53:26 PM  
Aries flips back to tweenface.
 
2013-08-15 09:53:30 PM  
God  what a clusterfark show
 
2013-08-15 09:54:30 PM  
It pays to be rude. I like it.
 
2013-08-15 09:55:11 PM  
Well I can't even make it.

Bored
later dudes
 
2013-08-15 09:58:36 PM  

RevMercutio: hachimaki2234: cheezitmojo: This is a PPV?!

My reaction too.

Not only not a PPV, it's not even the only Hardcore Justice show there is this year.


I guess I should watch TNA more often.
 
2013-08-15 10:00:48 PM  
And the streams go poof. Later gators.
 
2013-08-15 10:01:25 PM  

hachimaki2234: RevMercutio: hachimaki2234: cheezitmojo: This is a PPV?!

My reaction too.

Not only not a PPV, it's not even the only Hardcore Justice show there is this year.

I guess I should watch TNA more often.


That's something you don't hear often... kind of like "Maybe I should stick my dick in the blender more often."
 
2013-08-15 10:03:17 PM  

cheezitmojo: RevMercutio: hachimaki2234: cheezitmojo: This is a PPV?!

My reaction too.

Not only not a PPV, it's not even the only Hardcore Justice show there is this year.

Okay. I thought I'd heard earlier that this was a PPV show.


They brand once-a-month shows as "PPVs" (last month was Destination X) but they actually recorded a Hardcore Justice PPV in the Impact Zone earlier this year.
 
2013-08-15 10:05:06 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: hachimaki2234: RevMercutio: hachimaki2234: cheezitmojo: This is a PPV?!

My reaction too.

Not only not a PPV, it's not even the only Hardcore Justice show there is this year.

I guess I should watch TNA more often.

That's something you don't hear often... kind of like "Maybe I should stick my dick in the blender more often."


Well, I've only seen TNA threads at random since I've been around here, other than PPVs.

And damn, I winced hard reading that last part.
 
2013-08-15 10:05:33 PM  
I didn't know Tito and Rampage were fighting in a Bellator fight on November 2, therefore, eerybody did NOT know.
 
2013-08-15 10:06:10 PM  

RevMercutio: cheezitmojo: RevMercutio: hachimaki2234: cheezitmojo: This is a PPV?!

My reaction too.

Not only not a PPV, it's not even the only Hardcore Justice show there is this year.

Okay. I thought I'd heard earlier that this was a PPV show.

They brand once-a-month shows as "PPVs" (last month was Destination X) but they actually recorded a Hardcore Justice PPV in the Impact Zone earlier this year.


Ah, I gotcha.
 
2013-08-15 10:06:49 PM  
"I came to TNA to make headlines!"

Oooh.  How about you take a seat, Tito, got some bad news for you.
 
2013-08-15 10:07:50 PM  
Wait, Tito came to TNA to make headlines?

camerafraud.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-15 10:08:49 PM  
Whenever a wrestler calls someone "Tough guy", I expect it to be followed immediately by a loud HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2013-08-15 10:09:04 PM  
I always laugh at the "Hold me back, bro!" move.
 
2013-08-15 10:12:25 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-15 10:14:59 PM  
Bobby should still have his cape.
 
2013-08-15 10:20:15 PM  
There's a wrestler named Sabin? I hope his special move is called Bum Rush.
 
2013-08-15 10:22:35 PM  

Tommy Moo: There's a wrestler named Sabin? I hope his special move is called Bum Rush.


Aura Bolt is the setup for that finisher
 
2013-08-15 10:25:22 PM  
The Man of a Hundred Dollars is in the Impact Zone!

/Posted Bizarro Mongo in the Darren Young thread.
 
2013-08-15 10:26:16 PM  
What's with the appletini
 
2013-08-15 10:27:49 PM  
Are we really going to let the Global belt go uncontested this week? Fark that!
 
2013-08-15 10:30:23 PM  
Knockouts photo flip book?  It's called GIS, folks.
 
2013-08-15 10:32:13 PM  
If they really wanted to make this a "free" PPV, you'd think they'd move it to Sunday and run it for three hours.

Just sayin'.
 
2013-08-15 10:33:44 PM  
I'll give Impact this, their steel cage looks pretty good.
 
2013-08-15 10:34:56 PM  
Title match next Bully Ray vs. Sabin.
 
2013-08-15 10:36:15 PM  
This Bass Pro Shops commercial starts off too much like an NRA ad for my taste.
 
2013-08-15 10:36:27 PM  

clintster: Title match next Bully Ray vs. Sabin.


Clintster:TNA PPVs::I am:Late Night USMNT threads
 
2013-08-15 10:37:32 PM  
I may need to break down and see Elysium.

/don't mind me, just posting in the absence of anyone else.
 
2013-08-15 10:37:41 PM  
THIS THREAD IS ONLY WORTH OF ME WINNING THE ARQUETTE, RIGHT HERE at the 104!

/swerve!
 
2013-08-15 10:38:47 PM  
I will be the Global Legendary Television champion!
 
2013-08-15 10:39:36 PM  

TheManofPA: THIS THREAD IS ONLY WORTH OF ME WINNING THE ARQUETTE, RIGHT HERE at the 104!

/swerve!


www.celebrityridesblog.com
 
2013-08-15 10:39:42 PM  
I'm not sure how suited Sabin is to carry the TNA title, but he is a fresh face, at least.
 
2013-08-15 10:41:04 PM  
Clintster is about that title.
 
2013-08-15 10:41:19 PM  
The "weighed in this morning" schitck cracks me up every time.

Every.
Time.
 
2013-08-15 10:42:20 PM  
Too busy ortoning to win the title damn it
 
2013-08-15 10:42:27 PM  

cheezitmojo: Clintster is about that title.


If someone else wins it, I'm okay with that; I just want this thread to hit one fiddy by 11.
 
2013-08-15 10:43:17 PM  
"I'm gonna bust your face, and I'm gonna take your title!"

Cool.  Not that we should be able to hear it echoing, but.
 
2013-08-15 10:44:04 PM  
ARMBAR!
 
2013-08-15 10:45:55 PM  
The Good Good. Okay then.
 
2013-08-15 10:47:31 PM  
13 minutes left as the the title hangs in the balance at our "free PPV"
 
2013-08-15 10:48:37 PM  

TheManofPA: 13 minutes left as the the title hangs in the balance at our "free PPV"


Whaddaya think... run in?
 
2013-08-15 10:49:25 PM  
Where's the APPAPPAPP so we can see what happened during the break?
 
2013-08-15 10:49:58 PM  
What's the prediction? Bully Ray owns for 97% of the match, then Sabin wins from out of nowhere?
 
2013-08-15 10:50:48 PM  
DAMMIT SABIN!
 
2013-08-15 10:50:51 PM  

cheezitmojo: What's the prediction? Bully Ray owns for 97% of the match, then Sabin wins from out of nowhere?


Bully regains, Hulkster vs. Bully at BFG, first ever 60-year-old world champ since OG Gagne, BROTHER
 
2013-08-15 10:51:35 PM  

cheezitmojo: What's the prediction? Bully Ray owns for 97% of the match, then Sabin wins from out of nowhere?


VINTAGE SABIN!
 
2013-08-15 10:52:48 PM  

robsul82: cheezitmojo: What's the prediction? Bully Ray owns for 97% of the match, then Sabin wins from out of nowhere?

Bully regains, Hulkster vs. Bully at BFG, first ever 60-year-old world champ since OG Gagne, BROTHER


Don't forget Brooke as the Knockouts champ, to complete the first intergenerational world champs.
 
2013-08-15 10:53:34 PM  
Nice tornado DDT.
 
2013-08-15 10:54:13 PM  
BAH GAWD KING! THIS IS A SLOBBERKNOCKER!
 
2013-08-15 10:54:45 PM  

clintster: robsul82: cheezitmojo: What's the prediction? Bully Ray owns for 97% of the match, then Sabin wins from out of nowhere?

Bully regains, Hulkster vs. Bully at BFG, first ever 60-year-old world champ since OG Gagne, BROTHER

Don't forget Brooke as the Knockouts champ, to complete the first intergenerational world champs.


I read that as Brooke being an intergender champ

It made more sense.
 
2013-08-15 10:54:48 PM  
He's Hulking up, BROTHER!
 
2013-08-15 10:55:39 PM  
Run in in 5...4...3...
 
2013-08-15 10:55:47 PM  

TheManofPA: clintster: robsul82: cheezitmojo: What's the prediction? Bully Ray owns for 97% of the match, then Sabin wins from out of nowhere?

Bully regains, Hulkster vs. Bully at BFG, first ever 60-year-old world champ since OG Gagne, BROTHER

Don't forget Brooke as the Knockouts champ, to complete the first intergenerational world champs.

I read that as Brooke being an intergender champ

It made more sense.


I did, too.
 
2013-08-15 10:56:43 PM  
...botch?
 
2013-08-15 10:56:50 PM  
BOTCH RUSE
 
2013-08-15 10:56:52 PM  
Post count over 125!

Shooting Star Staple Super Press!
 
2013-08-15 10:57:06 PM  

robsul82: cheezitmojo: What's the prediction? Bully Ray owns for 97% of the match, then Sabin wins from out of nowhere?

Bully regains, Hulkster vs. Bully at BFG, first ever 60-year-old world champ since OG Gagne, BROTHER


Did Hulk settle his back surgery lawsuits?
 
2013-08-15 10:57:14 PM  
So I posited in Twitter what would happen if Sin Cara wrestled Sabu. Wait, did I just divide by zero again? Oh sh-
 
2013-08-15 10:57:38 PM  
When's the last time someone won a cage match by going through the door?
 
2013-08-15 10:57:59 PM  

BATMANATEE: robsul82: cheezitmojo: What's the prediction? Bully Ray owns for 97% of the match, then Sabin wins from out of nowhere?

Bully regains, Hulkster vs. Bully at BFG, first ever 60-year-old world champ since OG Gagne, BROTHER

Did Hulk settle his back surgery lawsuits?


No idea.  That just seems like the only thing to do with Crow AJ not working out.
 
2013-08-15 10:58:05 PM  
2 minutes.....15 posts tog o
 
2013-08-15 10:58:19 PM  
MISSILE DROPKICK! AND REF KO!!!
 
2013-08-15 10:58:35 PM  
Visual pin for Sabin.
 
2013-08-15 10:58:54 PM  
Warlock'd
 
2013-08-15 10:59:02 PM  

clintster: BOTCH RUSE


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-15 10:59:30 PM  
This is a battle
 
2013-08-15 10:59:36 PM  
And... dammit.

Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2013-08-15 10:59:38 PM  
Armbar!
 
2013-08-15 10:59:40 PM  
You shall not pass, lol.

Tito heel turn to crickets, and Bully's the champ.
 
2013-08-15 11:00:21 PM  
shooting star staple press
 
2013-08-15 11:00:23 PM  
5 posts to go
 
2013-08-15 11:00:41 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2013-08-15 11:00:53 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2013-08-15 11:01:05 PM  
Holy shi at that was horrible
 
2013-08-15 11:01:08 PM  
TNA is over, ShiningWizard retains in a time limit draw!


i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-15 11:01:08 PM  
Will we make it?

Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2013-08-15 11:01:11 PM  
SSSP!
 
2013-08-15 11:01:14 PM  
Shooting Star Staple Super Press
 
2013-08-15 11:01:23 PM  
Shooting star staple super press
 
2013-08-15 11:01:29 PM  
And show's over. Shiat.

Shooting Star Staple Super Press for what it's worth
 
2013-08-15 11:01:44 PM  
Wow, I could have gotten that.
 
2013-08-15 11:01:46 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: TNA is over, ShiningWizard retains in a time limit draw!


[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]


Perfect.....right at the 150 post!
 
2013-08-15 11:02:05 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: TNA is over, ShiningWizard retains in a time limit draw!


Curses!
 
2013-08-15 11:02:25 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: TNA is over, ShiningWizard retains in a time limit draw!


[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]


That is horseshiat. cheezitmojo had the same time if you hadn't farked him over like this. I say the title should go to cheezitmojo.

/farking hate botches
 
2013-08-15 11:03:26 PM  

my lip balm addiction: FirstNationalBastard: TNA is over, ShiningWizard retains in a time limit draw!


[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

That is horseshiat. cheezitmojo had the same time if you hadn't farked him over like this. I say the title should go to cheezitmojo.

/farking hate botches


Per Steroid's rules, the title is no longer up for grabs when the show is over. The show ended with 144 posts.
 
2013-08-15 11:04:23 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: TNA is over, ShiningWizard retains in a time limit draw!

[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]


And you managed to get that in at post 150.

Congrats, Wiz. At least it's still in the herd.
 
2013-08-15 11:05:05 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: my lip balm addiction: FirstNationalBastard: TNA is over, ShiningWizard retains in a time limit draw!


[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

That is horseshiat. cheezitmojo had the same time if you hadn't farked him over like this. I say the title should go to cheezitmojo.

/farking hate botches

Per Steroid's rules, the title is no longer up for grabs when the show is over. The show ended with 144 posts.


Yeah, I posted at the closing title graphic. A day late and a title short, as always.

Congrats again to ShiningWizard.
 
2013-08-15 11:10:05 PM  
Went to RiffTrax tonight.  Did I miss anything newsworthy?

Wait a second, this is TNA.  Of course I didn't.
 
2013-08-15 11:27:06 PM  
Team Appletini ruled the roost, the KnockOuts match was ferocious, and Bully Ray took his belt back. Plus, no hulk hogan. No Brooke. If you are me, you ignore any MMAholes, huck, and bruk it can be a positive experience. If you are a real wrestling fan, you could enjoy this like I do.You used to be cool. What happened?
 
2013-08-15 11:34:23 PM  

cheezitmojo: FirstNationalBastard: my lip balm addiction: FirstNationalBastard: TNA is over, ShiningWizard retains in a time limit draw!


[i6.photobucket.com image 640x280]

That is horseshiat. cheezitmojo had the same time if you hadn't farked him over like this. I say the title should go to cheezitmojo.

/farking hate botches

Per Steroid's rules, the title is no longer up for grabs when the show is over. The show ended with 144 posts.

Yeah, I posted at the closing title graphic. A day late and a title short, as always.

Congrats again to ShiningWizard.



Enjoy your hollow victory, shiny. Ponies rule these parts. Captain Steriod, or FNb, or groveling sycophants like you who follow the HOLLOW. Knock, Knock...
 
2013-08-15 11:54:29 PM  
"big-boobed trailer trash"???
 
2013-08-16 12:10:26 AM  

buckeyebrain: "big-boobed trailer trash"???


Ypu rang?
 
2013-08-16 12:11:22 AM  

KellyKellyKelly: buckeyebrain: "big-boobed trailer trash"???

YOU rang?


Add "illiterate" to that as well.  *headdesk*
 
2013-08-16 12:12:45 AM  

Pizilla: Team Appletini ruled the roost, the KnockOuts match was ferocious, and Bully Ray took his belt back. Plus, no hulk hogan. No Brooke. If you are me, you ignore any MMAholes, huck, and bruk it can be a positive experience. If you are a real wrestling fan, you could enjoy this like I do.You used to be cool. What happened?


I was cool?  When the fark did that happen, and why the fark was I not informed?
 
2013-08-16 12:22:26 AM  
HAI GUISE!!!!!!

Just checking in since I was at my cousin's birthday party all night and thought I'd see who won the...

A TIME LIMIT DRAW? SRSLY?!?!

Uhh... Ah what the heck... WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
i1263.photobucket.com
RariTrixie survives for another week!
 
2013-08-16 07:54:52 AM  
Good show.  Wish there was one more match, maybe a tag title feature.  The tag champs are the shiats right now and there arent enough guys on the roster to have a tag division with BFG going on and the X Division.
 
2013-08-16 08:55:20 AM  

KellyKellyKelly: KellyKellyKelly: buckeyebrain: "big-boobed trailer trash"???

YOU rang?

Add "illiterate" to that as well.  *headdesk*


I refuse to believe that my fWc role model is trailer trash. And I'm not sure what that big word in quotes means but I refuse to believe that one as well!
 
2013-08-16 08:56:20 AM  

ShiningWizard: HAI GUISE!!!!!!

Just checking in since I was at my cousin's birthday party all night and thought I'd see who won the...

A TIME LIMIT DRAW? SRSLY?!?!

Uhh... Ah what the heck... WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[i1263.photobucket.com image 317x316]
RariTrixie survives for another week!


There's a decent chance you'll hold the title until Bash at the Beach
 
2013-08-16 09:33:11 AM  
Goooood morning, fWc!

Gonna go see my doctor in a little bit. What did I miss last...

*checks*

i1182.photobucket.com]

Well... due to a TIME-LIMIT DRAW, STILL your Global Legendary Television Champion of the World... ShiningWizard!!!

images.wikia.com

I mean, my God, you guys.

My God. :-(
 
2013-08-16 10:20:32 AM  
To hell with all of you.  I was pursuing one of my other nerdy pursuits and watching the Rifftrax of Starship Troopers in the theaters.  It had everything.  Nazi Doogie Howser, bugs, and GorillaGrams!

Looking at the recap of Impact, I think watching Starship Troopers without commentary would've been better.
 
2013-08-16 10:21:45 AM  
TNA needs to get rid of the MMA guys and do non pg crap. Like a new attitude era.
 
2013-08-16 10:25:50 AM  

KellyKellyKelly: Pizilla: Team Appletini ruled the roost, the KnockOuts match was ferocious, and Bully Ray took his belt back. Plus, no hulk hogan. No Brooke. If you are me, you ignore any MMAholes, huck, and bruk it can be a positive experience. If you are a real wrestling fan, you could enjoy this like I do.You used to be cool. What happened?

I was cool?  When the fark did that happen, and why the fark was I not informed?


It's ok, KellyKellyKelly...

everythingisinspiration.com
 
2013-08-16 12:05:50 PM  

Captain Steroid: Goooood morning, fWc!

Gonna go see my doctor in a little bit. What did I miss last...

*checks*

[i1182.photobucket.com image 500x324]]

Well... due to a TIME-LIMIT DRAW, STILL your Global Legendary Television Champion of the World... ShiningWizard!!!

[images.wikia.com image 640x280]

I mean, my God, you guys.

My God. :-(


Feel better soon Captain!
i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-16 07:49:26 PM  
Good afternoon, fWc!

/chairshot
 
2013-08-16 08:13:17 PM  
So Brooke Hogan just got fired.
 
2013-08-16 09:07:14 PM  

TheManofPA: So Brooke Hogan just got fired.


Huh, a firing that most people can probably agree with.
 
2013-08-16 10:32:35 PM  
Are we LMS-ing this thread?

/LMS
 
2013-08-16 11:57:20 PM  

TheManofPA: So Brooke Hogan just got fired.


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-17 01:19:09 AM  

hundreddollarman: Are we LMS-ing this thread?

/LMS


I am.....
 
2013-08-17 01:23:09 AM  

TheManofPA: hundreddollarman: Are we LMS-ing this thread?

/LMS

I am.....


iambrony.jsmart.web.id
 
2013-08-17 02:54:09 AM  
I'm not quite dead!
/LMS
 
2013-08-17 04:55:28 AM  
Oh why the hell not?

/lms
 
2013-08-17 05:29:38 AM  
Lm$
 
2013-08-17 05:32:53 AM  
Oh and why ARE ponies allowed in this thread?
It's threadjacking. Period.

Then again, this is FARK.
Home of pancakes and bs

Still LM$
 
2013-08-17 05:49:58 AM  
thehinducow.com

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
EHMMMMMMMMMMMMM
EHSSSSSSSSSSSS.

gotta let the LMS's breathe.
 
2013-08-17 06:45:17 AM  
How are The Undertaker and Darren Young alike?

They both come out with a DONGGG & They also bury stiffs.
 
2013-08-17 06:52:10 AM  
Mark Henry is branching out into new business ventures. He recently opened a new franchise of coffee bodegas called
"THAT'S WHAT I BREW!!"
 
2013-08-17 07:05:35 AM  
I hear Eva Mendez is coming back to team up with Fandango's Dancer.
They've decided to call themselves, Summers Eve.
 
2013-08-17 07:13:47 AM  
John Cena hates blind people.
 
2013-08-17 07:14:45 AM  
I miss Dougie_AXP
 
2013-08-17 07:15:27 AM  
The Smiths is my god
 
2013-08-17 07:18:02 AM  
Moving on..

L. M. $.
 
2013-08-17 07:22:32 AM  
What do Akeem and Big Bossman have in common with 9/11?

They were both defeated by "mega powers."
 
2013-08-17 07:25:35 AM  
What smartphone is Big E Langston's favorite


.


.


.


.


.

The iPhone FIVE!
 
2013-08-17 07:28:27 AM  
Where does Randy Orton like to get food delivered?

FROM OUTTA NOWHERE!!
 
2013-08-17 07:34:44 AM  
Pizilla is unstoppable this morning.
Like Darren Young at a Chippendales show!

LWS
 
2013-08-17 07:38:33 AM  
Elle M.s.
 
2013-08-17 07:40:15 AM  
What does shining and FnB n Captain Steriod have in common?

They're the same person..
 
2013-08-17 07:41:37 AM  
WWE is promoting its new 80's influenced underwear. The Billy Jack HANES
 
2013-08-17 07:43:31 AM  
I have come to chew bubblegum and smoke fools. I ain't got time to bleed, have a nice day.
 
2013-08-17 07:45:05 AM  
What does Panda Energy and the eff w c have in common?
 
2013-08-17 07:45:59 AM  
They both have no idea what they got themselves into
 
2013-08-17 07:46:25 AM  

Pizilla: What does shining and FnB n Captain Steriod have in common?

They're the same person..


I wish I was as awesome as the Cpt. and FNB, lulz
 
2013-08-17 07:47:05 AM  
Daniel Bryan, Cm Punk and Dolph Ziggler get into a fight with GAWD. Who wins?
 
2013-08-17 07:47:40 AM  
There is no GAWD.
 
2013-08-17 07:49:21 AM  

ShiningWizard: Pizilla: What does shining and FnB n Captain Steriod have in common?

They're the same person..

I wish I was as awesome as the Cpt. and FNB, lulz


Nobody is talking to you, toots.

Go take the robes back to the locker room and keep yer yap shut.

Just kidding.


Go have a seat and watch how it's done
 
2013-08-17 07:51:02 AM  
How many ponies does it take to make a steak?
 
2013-08-17 07:51:50 AM  
Keep cookin'
 
2013-08-17 07:53:09 AM  
私は勝つ
 
2013-08-17 07:57:42 AM  
最後の人間が立つ
 
2013-08-17 07:59:01 AM  
最後の人間が立つ part deux
 
2013-08-17 08:01:10 AM  
あなたたちみんなは愚かです、あなたポニーの人々は立ち去る必要があります。 黙りましたそして決してカムバックの敗者ではないです
 
2013-08-17 08:03:32 AM  
あなたポニーファンはインターネットに恥ずかしさをもたらします。 あなたはすべてハリー・キャリーに関して責任を負うべきです あなたはうんちより低いです
 
2013-08-17 08:09:37 AM  
Российская шторки будет горячая вы ленивая американский чемпионат болельщиков. Я вам моя собака. Никита Koloff - Бог
 
2013-08-17 08:12:20 AM  
شما كوچكتر و حقير شما يکی الاغ. شما يکی سشوار خام از شتر
 
2013-08-17 08:14:17 AM  
ODELE' HOMEZ!
 
2013-08-17 08:25:34 AM  
Santino Marella Le donne devono avere pelose le caratteristiche e gli uomini devono avere oro collane e cattivi atteggiamenti. Pizza sauce di shampoo.
 
2013-08-17 08:30:01 AM  
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Sett ovnen til 350 grader. Legg babyen i ovnen i 2 timer Dryss salter og ingredienser og sauser og la koke i 5 timer. Gre skjegget og dans sporadisk Serveres varme
 
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