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(Impact Wrestling)   How quickly will Chris Sabin drop the strap back to Bubba Ray? Will Roast Beef and Asian chick defeat vanilla blonde and big-boobed trailer trash? Will there be a Kurt Angle's suspended license on a pole match at TNA Hardcore Justice, 9 PM on Spike?   (impactwrestling.com) divider line 223
    More: Interesting, Chris Sabin, Kurt Angle, Bound for Glory, BFG Series, Christopher Daniels, Eights, Gail Kim, Bully Ray  
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2013-08-15 10:35:21 AM

TNA is LIVE from Norfolk tonight, bringing with it a chance to win the coveted Global Legendary Television Championship of the World!

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Now held for 28 consecutive days by the "Great and Powerful" ShiningWizard


You know the drill, people. Whoever posts Shooting Star Staple Super Press for the 150th post wins the title. A miss, botch, or time-limit draw, and ShiningWizard extends her reign to over a month.

Good luck tonight, fWc FARKers! :-)
 
2013-08-15 10:43:25 AM
This headline sounds like an advertisement for white-trash porn. Which...yeah I guess it is.
 
2013-08-15 10:46:35 AM

cameroncrazy1984: This headline sounds like an advertisement for white-trash porn. Which...yeah I guess it is.


"Roast beef and Asian chick" sounds like a fun night of eating.
 
2013-08-15 12:33:59 PM
Kurt Angle's Suspended License on a Pole Match...

www.onlineworldofwrestling.com

BRILLIANT!

/honestly, subby, that made me thankful I wasn't drinking anything when I read it
 
2013-08-15 02:53:01 PM

robsul82: Kurt Angle's Suspended License on a Pole Match...

[www.onlineworldofwrestling.com image 300x266]

BRILLIANT!

/honestly, subby, that made me thankful I wasn't drinking anything when I read it


Not drinking at 11 AM in the morning? Where's your intensity? Your integrity? Your intelligence?
 
2013-08-15 03:42:35 PM
Cliffstein enters the Impact Zone then realizes he's a few hours early.
 
2013-08-15 03:46:12 PM

ElectricPeterTork: robsul82: Kurt Angle's Suspended License on a Pole Match...

[www.onlineworldofwrestling.com image 300x266]

BRILLIANT!

/honestly, subby, that made me thankful I wasn't drinking anything when I read it

Not drinking at 11 AM in the morning? Where's your intensity? Your integrity? Your intelligence?


sobrul28 IS STRAIGHT EDGE
 
2013-08-15 07:14:17 PM
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LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN' ABOUT IMPACT WRESTLING, BROTHER.  TONIGHT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A FREE PAY-PER-VIEW.  THAT'S LIKE A TOTAL OXYMORON, BUT THE ONLY MORONS IN THIS BUSINESS ARE WORKING AT TITAN TOWERS IN THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, MAN.  CAUSE VINCE MCMAHON'S NEVER THROWN A WRESTLING CARD LIKE THIS, MAN.  BULLY RAY, BULLY RAY'S GONNA BE IN THE MAIN EVENT, MAN, AND HE'S GONNA BE FIGHTIN' THE MIGHTY MIDGET CHRIS SABIN.  AND I DON'T MEAN THAT IN A BAD WAY CHRIS, I JUST MEAN YOU'RE LIKE 5'3, AND IF I HAD MY WAY, YOU'D NEVER SEE THE INSIDE OF A WRESTLING RING EVER AGAIN, DUDE.  YOU'D BE CLEANIN' OUT CHIMNEYS, CAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE GUY, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?  SO THAT'S WHY WE'RE GIVING YOU MORE THAN ONE MATCH TONIGHT.  WE'RE GIVING YOU SAMOA JOE.  AND, AND, AND VELVET SKY.  PUT THESE DUDES ON ANY CARD IN THE GREAT WHITE NORTH AND THEY'RE SLAMMIN ANDRE IN FRONT OF NINETY-THREE-THOUSAND SCREAMIN' FANS, JUST LIKE I DID BACK AT WRESTLEMANIA VI.  AND ANDRE MAN, HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID "DON'T HURT ME, BROTHER".  BUT HULK HOGAN DOESN'T CARE WHAT FRENCHIES HAVE TO THINK.  AND THAT'S WHY IMPACT WRESTLING DOESN'T HIRE FRENCH PEOPLE, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.  BUT ENOUGH ABOUT HULK HOGAN, DUDES.  IT'S TIME FOR THE NEW BLOOD TO RISE UP AT HARDCORE JUSTICE--THE STINGS, THE RIC FLAIRS, THE ERIC BISCHOFFS--AND SHOW THE WORLD WHAT THEY'RE MADE OF.  WE'RE GONNA WORK EVERY SHOW LIKE IT'S OUR LAST ONE.  WE'RE GONNA WORK IT LIKE WE'RE GOIN' OUT OF BUSINESS.  SO WHATCHA GONNA DO, WHEN IMPACT WRESTLING AND BANKRUPTCY, RUN WILD, ON YOUUUUUUUUUU?
 
2013-08-15 08:14:52 PM
DarkNightDugong is in the Impact Zone
 
2013-08-15 08:17:58 PM
Cheese Nip Talisman is here!
 
2013-08-15 08:24:55 PM
Nothing on tonight so I am in

Shining Wizard is going down tonight
 
2013-08-15 08:26:05 PM

silgryphon: Nothing on tonight so I am in

Shining Wizard is going down tonight


Phrasing!
 
2013-08-15 08:31:06 PM
So, will Sting finally come out tonight and say that his hanging out in the rafters was allegorical?
 
2013-08-15 08:45:24 PM
I am very excited for the Ladder Match.
 
2013-08-15 08:56:45 PM
When you just briefly glance at the promotional materials, it's hard to tel wrasslin' from sweaty dick punching.
 
2013-08-15 08:59:47 PM

jso2897: When you just briefly glance at the promotional materials, it's hard to tel wrasslin' from sweaty dick punching.


Wrestling is simulated sweaty dick punching.
 
2013-08-15 09:00:12 PM
I haven't watched in like 2 months. What's been going on?
 
2013-08-15 09:01:01 PM
Holy crap it's a free PPV
 
2013-08-15 09:01:49 PM

silgryphon: Holy crap it's a free PPV


You would think they would cut an hour of Cops to give the "free PPV" some extra time.
 
2013-08-15 09:02:19 PM
I see AJ is still EMO
 
2013-08-15 09:02:36 PM
Did they get Scott Stapp to do AJ Styles's new theme?
 
2013-08-15 09:02:50 PM

silgryphon: I haven't watched in like 2 months. What's been going on?


Sigh.  Where did you leave off?
 
2013-08-15 09:03:01 PM
Behold Emo Country Sting!
 
2013-08-15 09:03:34 PM
Did Jeff Hardy say "I Don't Know" just before he walked out?
 
2013-08-15 09:03:50 PM

Gunny Highway: silgryphon: I haven't watched in like 2 months. What's been going on?

Sigh.  Where did you leave off?


Last I watched AJ told ACES and Eights to fark off
 
2013-08-15 09:04:46 PM
I guess Aries has defaulted to asshole babyface since he's not part of 3Go?
 
2013-08-15 09:05:54 PM
The Main Event Mafia couldn't make it tonight?

I guess it was Kurt's turn to drive.
 
2013-08-15 09:07:14 PM
Interesting WWE ties with these guys:

Hardy: former Champ
Kaz: Quit WWE when he found out they had no plans for him besides "win on the C-shows"
Styles: Turned down developmental deal when WCW closed. Was unwilling to move to the developmental territory, and the contract was worth less than he was making from side business
Aries: Cut from the most recent Tough Enough.
 
2013-08-15 09:08:07 PM
Did they go off the road?
Cause the crowd is dead
 
2013-08-15 09:08:20 PM
So how many of us will be disappointed when the MEM chooses Sabin to replace Angle rather than Aries?
 
2013-08-15 09:09:50 PM
Bully farked over Brooke and Hogan.BFG series startedLots of talent was released, sadly.MEM returned with Rampage as a member.Sabin cashed in X Division Title and won the Title from Bully.Tito Ortiz is in TNA.Kurt got another DUI...and here we are.There has been a ton of good matches. Daniels/Kaz, EY, Knockouts have been good. The wheels have come off the stories and everyone is saying they are going out of business but they aren't.
 
2013-08-15 09:11:23 PM

Gunny Highway: Bully farked over Brooke and Hogan.BFG series startedLots of talent was released, sadly.MEM returned with Rampage as a member.Sabin cashed in X Division Title and won the Title from Bully.Tito Ortiz is in TNA.Kurt got another DUI...and here we are.There has been a ton of good matches. Daniels/Kaz, EY, Knockouts have been good. The wheels have come off the stories and everyone is saying they are going out of business but they aren't.


I missed nothing then

THANKS!
 
2013-08-15 09:15:41 PM
Can the crowd get alive or what
 
2013-08-15 09:16:29 PM
Oh, Taz.
 
2013-08-15 09:16:37 PM
This is the most indifferent ladder match I've ever seen.
 
2013-08-15 09:16:57 PM
Nice powerbomb off the ladder
 
2013-08-15 09:17:20 PM
Crowd isn't bad.
 
2013-08-15 09:17:58 PM
APP APP APP APP
 
2013-08-15 09:19:09 PM
The Jeff Hardy Exercise Program app never fails to make me laugh...do meth, never eat, watch the weight come off!
 
2013-08-15 09:21:21 PM
Martini of DOOM
 
2013-08-15 09:22:13 PM
I heard a review of the app. Hardy avatar comes on, turns it over to a trainer, says he is going for water, and never comes back. There is a cardio part which just plays 3 Hardy songs and has a clock. KAZ!!!
 
2013-08-15 09:24:13 PM
Ref distraction spots in a match that is inherently no-DQ, geez.
 
2013-08-15 09:25:14 PM
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Sick today, seeing doctor tomorrow. May have to work this weekend. :-(

Enjoy the show, guys. I'm out.
 
2013-08-15 09:25:33 PM
Good match. Good win.
 
2013-08-15 09:26:05 PM
A TNA thread?

JEEEEEEESUS
 
2013-08-15 09:28:38 PM
Wow.
 
2013-08-15 09:29:00 PM
Kurt has Dixie's complete support, and a snazzy replica of that top she's wearing tonight.
 
2013-08-15 09:29:03 PM
Holy shiat. They got Rampage to dress up.
 
2013-08-15 09:29:09 PM
Nice shout out to Kurt there.
 
2013-08-15 09:29:15 PM
Dixie on the mic, oh no.

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