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2013-08-15 09:59:02 AM
Assuming I'm ever wearing pants was your first error
 
2013-08-15 10:31:34 AM

maudibjr: Assuming I'm ever wearing pants was your first error


Heh...
 
2013-08-15 11:59:33 AM
People that don't like porn are weirdos.
 
2013-08-15 12:36:21 PM
More like "came" Helen Mirren, amiright?
 
2013-08-15 01:42:07 PM

maudibjr: Assuming I'm ever wearing pants was your first error


One of the classic blunders.
 
2013-08-15 01:42:49 PM
No subby, you sick grandmother farkers or people close enough in age to her are dropping your pants and fapping. The rest of us are looking at you in disgust.
 
2013-08-15 01:45:42 PM
Why am I in the mood for grilled cheese now?
 
2013-08-15 01:52:44 PM
People know she was in Caligula.  What people don't know is that she was in the hardcore orgy scene that was edited out ..
 
2013-08-15 01:56:23 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: No subby, you sick grandmother farkers or people close enough in age to her are dropping your pants and fapping. The rest of us are looking at you in disgust.


No my friend, no.  You must be reminded of the immortal words of Al Bundy:

Al:  "Ah Emma Peel...she always kicked high..."
Bud:  "Aw sick dad, she must be near a hundred!"
Al:  "But she's on film son.  If your mother was on film I'd still be havin' sex with her."

Oh, and one more to ponder:
As you get older, the buffet only gets bigger.  You'll still look at the younger ones, but you'll look at the older ones as well.

And it *will* happen...unless of course you die young and don't have to worry about it.
 
2013-08-15 02:01:54 PM

oh helen helen helen. nom nom nom.


NSFW
NSFW
hand bra
 
2013-08-15 02:06:32 PM

ristst: Dingleberry Dickwad: No subby, you sick grandmother farkers or people close enough in age to her are dropping your pants and fapping. The rest of us are looking at you in disgust.

No my friend, no.  You must be reminded of the immortal words of Al Bundy:

Al:  "Ah Emma Peel...she always kicked high..."
Bud:  "Aw sick dad, she must be near a hundred!"
Al:  "But she's on film son.  If your mother was on film I'd still be havin' sex with her."

Oh, and one more to ponder:
As you get older, the buffet only gets bigger.  You'll still look at the younger ones, but you'll look at the older ones as well.

And it *will* happen...unless of course you die young and don't have to worry about it.


You have a point, to a limited degree, but you bolded the relevant part. Sure she looks great back in the day, but seeing as how there's over 30 years difference in age between us, I sure as hell don't want to fark her now. If I were to get a time machine and go back to when she was my age then sure, I'd nail it like a screen door in a hurricane, but I can't look at her now and say "Damn she's so hot!". I say, damn she WAS hot, too bad I couldn't go back and hit that in her prime.

As far as the buffet only getting bigger you're right, and sure when I'm much older I'm betting I'll still look at the twenty somethings with lust, but I'll still know better. As it stands I typically would only consider women hot up to 15 years in age difference on either side of my current age, with a few exceptions on both ends of the scale. Once it gets to the 20 year difference in age, especially on the younger end of the scale it starts to get creepy. 30 years plus and it's not just creepy it's disgusting.
 
2013-08-15 02:08:36 PM
Kyra Sedgwick and Helen Mirren are THE SAME PERSON...

/mind blown
 
2013-08-15 02:10:01 PM

ristst: Dingleberry Dickwad: No subby, you sick grandmother farkers or people close enough in age to her are dropping your pants and fapping. The rest of us are looking at you in disgust.

No my friend, no.  You must be reminded of the immortal words of Al Bundy:

Al:  "Ah Emma Peel...she always kicked high..."
Bud:  "Aw sick dad, she must be near a hundred!"
Al:  "But she's on film son.  If your mother was on film I'd still be havin' sex with her."

Oh, and one more to ponder:
As you get older, the buffet only gets bigger.  You'll still look at the younger ones, but you'll look at the older ones as well.

And it *will* happen...unless of course you die young and don't have to worry about it.


I see Al Bundy dispenses wise advice, as usual. And it's a fact. Since you are never getting within a hundred yards of Sophia Loren, you to fap to her from back in the day. Poor Elizabeth Taylor that had the bad sense to not die young like Marilyn Monroe, so we got to see her old and fat.
 
2013-08-15 02:59:00 PM
Shame on you all I've moisten myself again.
 
2013-08-15 03:13:59 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: No subby, you sick grandmother farkers or people close enough in age to her are dropping your pants and fapping. The rest of us are looking at you in disgust.


Hey you! I...

*looks at screen name

oh... okay then.

/Would hit
//31
///Likes attractive women
 
2013-08-15 03:18:45 PM

mudpants: Shame on you all I've moisten myself again.


Go on...
 
2013-08-15 03:21:30 PM

Mind of the North Star: Dingleberry Dickwad: No subby, you sick grandmother farkers or people close enough in age to her are dropping your pants and fapping. The rest of us are looking at you in disgust.

Hey you! I...

*looks at screen name

oh... okay then.

/Would hit
//31
///Likes attractive women


Look, she's attractive for her age I'll grant you, and she was a stone cold stunner in her prime, but an almost 70 some odd year old woman just doesn't do it for me at my current age. Nothing wrong with admitting she's aged well, but IMO if you're finding someone almost 40 years older than you to be sexually attractive and you aren't still an under aged teenager, then you may have a grandmother/grandfather fetish. And that's fine, whatever floats your boat, but don't expect everyone else to be approving of it.
 
2013-08-15 03:33:49 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Mind of the North Star: Dingleberry Dickwad: No subby, you sick grandmother farkers or people close enough in age to her are dropping your pants and fapping. The rest of us are looking at you in disgust.

Hey you! I...

*looks at screen name

oh... okay then.

/Would hit
//31
///Likes attractive women

Look, she's attractive for her age I'll grant you, and she was a stone cold stunner in her prime, but an almost 70 some odd year old woman just doesn't do it for me at my current age. Nothing wrong with admitting she's aged well, but IMO if you're finding someone almost 40 years older than you to be sexually attractive and you aren't still an under aged teenager, then you may have a grandmother/grandfather fetish. And that's fine, whatever floats your boat, but don't expect everyone else to be approving of it.


Have to agree with this guy. I'm not studman69 and dont have too high of standards but she's almost 20 years past menopause for god's sake!
 
2013-08-15 03:36:06 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Look, she's attractive for her age I'll grant you, and she was a stone cold stunner in her prime, but an almost 70 some odd year old woman just doesn't do it for me at my current age. Nothing wrong with admitting she's aged well, but IMO if you're finding someone almost 40 years older than you to be sexually attractive and you aren't still an under aged teenager, then you may have a grandmother/grandfather fetish. And that's fine, whatever floats your boat, but don't expect everyone else to be approving of it.


Waxing removes some of the stigma.
 
2013-08-15 04:30:49 PM

Lando Lincoln: People that don't like porn are weirdos.


Well...somewhat this.  Classic pr0n?  No problem enjoying.  Most of today's pr0n? Fark no.
 
2013-08-15 04:48:11 PM
At that age, does "schlick" sound more like "scrape"?
 
2013-08-15 05:15:03 PM

dalovindj: maudibjr: Assuming I'm ever wearing pants was your first error

One of the classic blunders.


That and never get involved in a land war in Asia (without wearing pants)
 
2013-08-15 07:09:52 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: No subby, you sick grandmother farkers or people close enough in age to her are dropping your pants and fapping. The rest of us are looking at you in disgust.


Well, to be fair, you are watching people fap, so I wouldn't be so quick to judge.
 
2013-08-15 09:51:31 PM

AeAe: People know she was in Caligula.  What people don't know is that she was in the hardcore orgy scene that was edited out ..


I saw that part, and let me tell you, it wasn't that special.

She took semen straight from the dick of an "actor", and smeared it on herself, and made a remark that it was great for the skin.

/ If I recall correctly...
 
2013-08-15 11:54:03 PM

SomeTexan: AeAe: People know she was in Caligula.  What people don't know is that she was in the hardcore orgy scene that was edited out ..

I saw that part, and let me tell you, it wasn't that special.

She took semen straight from the dick of an "actor", and smeared it on herself, and made a remark that it was great for the skin.

/ If I recall correctly...


That it was put to film is note worthy.
 
2013-08-16 08:29:17 AM

AeAe: People know she was in Caligula.  What people don't know is that she was in the hardcore orgy scene that was edited out ..


I did not know that and I recently acquired an uncensored (I think) copy of the film which I've yet to watch.

I did, however, know this:

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-16 10:39:03 AM

SomeTexan: AeAe: People know she was in Caligula.  What people don't know is that she was in the hardcore orgy scene that was edited out ..

I saw that part, and let me tell you, it wasn't that special.

She took semen straight from the dick of an "actor", and smeared it on herself, and made a remark that it was great for the skin.

/ If I recall correctly...


IIRC, it was actually Malcolm MacDowell who did that...
 
2013-08-16 12:36:01 PM

puckrock2000: SomeTexan: AeAe: People know she was in Caligula.  What people don't know is that she was in the hardcore orgy scene that was edited out ..

I saw that part, and let me tell you, it wasn't that special.

She took semen straight from the dick of an "actor", and smeared it on herself, and made a remark that it was great for the skin.

/ If I recall correctly...

IIRC, it was actually Malcolm MacDowell who did that...


No kidding.. now THAT, I did not know ..
 
2013-08-16 01:28:24 PM
I love you, Maude.
I love you, Harold...

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