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(New York Daily News)   Derek Jeter's playing days may be over   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Derek Jeter, humans, Jordana Brewster, Gabrielle Union, Mindy Kaling, Men's Journal, Adriana Lima, Russell Simmons  
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4431 clicks; posted to Sports » on 15 Aug 2013 at 8:53 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-15 09:00:09 AM  
2 votes:
Tiger should have paid attention to this guy.
2013-08-15 01:26:58 PM  
1 vote:

Super Chronic: Ladies, help me out here.  Why is Jeter considered so handsome?  I look at him and see pretty much an average-looking guy.  Don't answer "because money" or "because libido" or similar.  This is about all the talk in the media about what a dashing fellow he is and all the young girls with their "I <3 Derek" signs at the game.  I simply don't see it.

It's a mix of several things.

1.- He's not ugly and actually above average in looks. Points right there.
2.- He's accomplished wonders. That always gets you pussy.
3.- He's famous and always painted in a good way by the media. They're pretty much advertising for him.
4.- He's a top level sportsman, that means he's in top shape. More points.
5.- All those young girls with "I <3 Derek" signs prove he's wanted by women. That always gets you more women.
6.- In turn, that created the effect to have him land his 1st Grade A tail. In turn, that attracted even more Grade A tail.

All of those factors created a critical mass and assured Jeter he wouldn't have to work for tail any day in his life. It's all coming to him. Think of it like sexual capitalism. The more money/ass you have, the more money/ass comes to you.

And that's not even getting into the fields of how good his verbal game is or how high his sexual prowess is. Which are obviously difficult to know since we're not there. The fact that he sends gift baskets shows he's very attentive and knows how to care and treat women.

The guy just hit all the spots for having a literally fantastic sexual life.
2013-08-15 12:51:51 PM  
1 vote:
Yankees FARK greenlight trifecta now in play. As it is pretty much every day
2013-08-15 11:30:34 AM  
1 vote:

Killer Cars: I've always respected Jeter's game, and never understood why people say he has no range.

Also, as a baseball player, he's pretty good, too.

I award you one HEY-O!

It's why all the "LOL Jeter and A-Rod" drivel has always been doubly stupid.  Obviously, accusing random people of being gay as if it's an insult is stupid.  But calling Derek Got Damn Jeter gay is like calling Rickey slow.
2013-08-15 09:53:38 AM  
1 vote:
No more fruit baskets?
2013-08-15 09:15:32 AM  
1 vote:

MFAWG: Tiger should have paid attention to this guy.

Jeter was smart - he never got hitched, so he can be as much of a pussy hound as he wants and no one cares.

But Rivera is retiring, and Posada retired last year. Jeter's tank has to be on fumes at this point. The legacy of Joe Malloy and Gene Michael will be complete, and history can get on with remembering how Steinbrenner tried to steal all the credit for the team they built while he was suspended.
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