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2013-08-15 08:57:22 AM
Is Vegas taking odds on this? I remember stories from years ago about how he's getting ready to settle down with Jordana Brewster, then he was getting ready to settle down with Minka Kelly, and now this.
 
2013-08-15 09:00:09 AM
Tiger should have paid attention to this guy.
 
2013-08-15 09:15:32 AM

MFAWG: Tiger should have paid attention to this guy.


Jeter was smart - he never got hitched, so he can be as much of a pussy hound as he wants and no one cares.

But Rivera is retiring, and Posada retired last year. Jeter's tank has to be on fumes at this point. The legacy of Joe Malloy and Gene Michael will be complete, and history can get on with remembering how Steinbrenner tried to steal all the credit for the team they built while he was suspended.
 
2013-08-15 09:16:57 AM
Wait, hasn't Michael Jeter been dead for years?
 
2013-08-15 09:20:41 AM
That is too bad.  Always liked Jeter.
 
2013-08-15 09:29:27 AM
I thought Amber Heard was a lesbian? The article says that she's dating Johnny Depp. I'm confused.
 
2013-08-15 09:50:01 AM
And FTD wept.
 
2013-08-15 09:53:38 AM
No more fruit baskets?
 
2013-08-15 10:34:04 AM

UNC_Samurai: MFAWG: Tiger should have paid attention to this guy.

Jeter was smart - he never got hitched, so he can be as much of a pussy hound as he wants and no one cares.

But Rivera is retiring, and Posada retired last year. Jeter's tank has to be on fumes at this point. The legacy of Joe Malloy and Gene Michael will be complete, and history can get on with remembering how Steinbrenner tried to steal all the credit for the team they built while he was suspended.


Exactly. Joe D did the same thing, but that was a different time.
 
2013-08-15 10:39:58 AM
He's done. Seeya.

Bye.
 
2013-08-15 10:59:27 AM

Gunny Highway: That is too bad.  Always liked Jeter.


Did you read the article? It's about him "playing" with the ladies. Not baseball.
 
2013-08-15 11:03:07 AM
Days of playing straight? (reads article) Guess not.
 
2013-08-15 11:13:21 AM
Sadly he'll still get gold glove votes.
 
2013-08-15 11:21:09 AM
I've always respected Jeter's game, and never understood why people say he has no range.

Also, as a baseball player, he's pretty good, too.
 
2013-08-15 11:28:02 AM

UNC_Samurai: MFAWG: Tiger should have paid attention to this guy.

Jeter was smart - he never got hitched, so he can be as much of a pussy hound as he wants and no one cares.


This. Don't try to have it both ways. Either chase tail or get married, but don't do both unless you want to lose half your stuff.
 
2013-08-15 11:30:34 AM

Killer Cars: I've always respected Jeter's game, and never understood why people say he has no range.

Also, as a baseball player, he's pretty good, too.


I award you one HEY-O!

It's why all the "LOL Jeter and A-Rod" drivel has always been doubly stupid.  Obviously, accusing random people of being gay as if it's an insult is stupid.  But calling Derek Got Damn Jeter gay is like calling Rickey slow.
 
2013-08-15 11:33:28 AM

mainstreet62: Gunny Highway: That is too bad.  Always liked Jeter.

Did you read the article? It's about him "playing" with the ladies. Not baseball.


I didnt but thanks for the heads up haha
 
2013-08-15 12:16:04 PM

zekeburger: I thought Amber Heard was a lesbian? The article says that she's dating Johnny Depp. I'm confused.


She's bi-sexual and thinks Ayn Rand is a great writer.    That must make for some freaky sex.

Anyway, if Jeter is geting hitched then my hat is off to him.  He's knocked down more Grade A tail than any of us could ever dream.
 
2013-08-15 12:19:28 PM
C'mon, Derek, you really want Clooney to be the last man standing?
 
2013-08-15 12:49:37 PM
He just couldnt take A Rods drug habit. It drove him to women
 
2013-08-15 12:51:51 PM
Yankees FARK greenlight trifecta now in play. As it is pretty much every day
 
2013-08-15 12:58:00 PM
Ladies, help me out here.  Why is Jeter considered so handsome?  I look at him and see pretty much an average-looking guy.  Don't answer "because money" or "because libido" or similar.  This is about all the talk in the media about what a dashing fellow he is and all the young girls with their "I <3 Derek" signs at the game.  I simply don't see it.
 
2013-08-15 12:58:13 PM

mikaloyd: Yankees FARK greenlight trifecta now in play. As it is pretty much every day


That must be a real chore for you, being forced to comment in every single one of them.
 
2013-08-15 01:02:39 PM

Super Chronic: Ladies, help me out here.  Why is Jeter considered so handsome?  I look at him and see pretty much an average-looking guy.


I never thought he was a ridiculously good looking guy, either, but he definitely has a very approachable yet cool and confident demeanor about him. So, I can certainly see what makes him even more appealing than a simple head shot of him would provide.

Oh, and being an all-time Yankee great doesn't hurt either.
 
2013-08-15 01:12:06 PM
Meanwhile, MLB (with owner approval) will go to a challenge system in 2014.  Managers will have two challenges over the first 6 innings and 1 challenge from the 7th inning on.   Calls will be reviewed by an umpire at MLB HQ in New York City.
 
2013-08-15 01:19:50 PM

robsul82: Meanwhile, MLB (with owner approval) will go to a challenge system in 2014.  Managers will have two challenges over the first 6 innings and 1 challenge from the 7th inning on.   Calls will be reviewed by an umpire at MLB HQ in New York City.


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And it's about time!
 
2013-08-15 01:19:55 PM

Killer Cars: Super Chronic: Ladies, help me out here.  Why is Jeter considered so handsome?  I look at him and see pretty much an average-looking guy.

I never thought he was a ridiculously good looking guy, either, but he definitely has a very approachable yet cool and confident demeanor about him. So, I can certainly see what makes him even more appealing than a simple head shot of him would provide.

Oh, and being an all-time Yankee great doesn't hurt either.


Maybe that's it.  I'll admit he exudes cool (but even then, his public comments have mostly tended towards the bland).  But the compliments go way back to when he wasn't yet an all-time great.
 
2013-08-15 01:23:41 PM

Super Chronic: Ladies, help me out here.  Why is Jeter considered so handsome?  I look at him and see pretty much an average-looking guy.  Don't answer "because money" or "because libido" or similar.  This is about all the talk in the media about what a dashing fellow he is and all the young girls with their "I <3 Derek" signs at the game.  I simply don't see it.


$ and fame = women
 
2013-08-15 01:25:15 PM
So they're talking about the ring on her ring finger...I'm curious about the one on her middle finger. Why does that exist? It looks ridiculous and it has to be annoying as hell. Who thought "you know what? I LOVE the feeling of a ring that doesn't fully fit on my hand, but they fall off so often...I know! I'll attach it to ANOTHER ring that fits!"
 
2013-08-15 01:26:58 PM

Super Chronic: Ladies, help me out here.  Why is Jeter considered so handsome?  I look at him and see pretty much an average-looking guy.  Don't answer "because money" or "because libido" or similar.  This is about all the talk in the media about what a dashing fellow he is and all the young girls with their "I <3 Derek" signs at the game.  I simply don't see it.


It's a mix of several things.

1.- He's not ugly and actually above average in looks. Points right there.
2.- He's accomplished wonders. That always gets you pussy.
3.- He's famous and always painted in a good way by the media. They're pretty much advertising for him.
4.- He's a top level sportsman, that means he's in top shape. More points.
5.- All those young girls with "I <3 Derek" signs prove he's wanted by women. That always gets you more women.
6.- In turn, that created the effect to have him land his 1st Grade A tail. In turn, that attracted even more Grade A tail.

All of those factors created a critical mass and assured Jeter he wouldn't have to work for tail any day in his life. It's all coming to him. Think of it like sexual capitalism. The more money/ass you have, the more money/ass comes to you.

And that's not even getting into the fields of how good his verbal game is or how high his sexual prowess is. Which are obviously difficult to know since we're not there. The fact that he sends gift baskets shows he's very attentive and knows how to care and treat women.

The guy just hit all the spots for having a literally fantastic sexual life.
 
2013-08-15 01:30:40 PM

machoprogrammer: Super Chronic: Ladies, help me out here.  Why is Jeter considered so handsome?  I look at him and see pretty much an average-looking guy.  Don't answer "because money" or "because libido" or similar.  This is about all the talk in the media about what a dashing fellow he is and all the young girls with their "I <3 Derek" signs at the game.  I simply don't see it.

$ and fame = women


All MLB players have $ and fame, and yet I hear nothing about how gorgeous David Ortiz, Aaron Harang and Lance Berkman are.  (And I'm sure even those guys get laid plenty, or could if they wanted.  But again, I'm talking about the mainstream view of Jeter as a handsome person, which is why I said "don't answer 'because money'," because it's not an adequate answer.)
 
2013-08-15 01:32:01 PM

rocky_howard: Super Chronic: Ladies, help me out here.  Why is Jeter considered so handsome?  I look at him and see pretty much an average-looking guy.  Don't answer "because money" or "because libido" or similar.  This is about all the talk in the media about what a dashing fellow he is and all the young girls with their "I <3 Derek" signs at the game.  I simply don't see it.

It's a mix of several things.

1.- He's not ugly and actually above average in looks. Points right there.
2.- He's accomplished wonders. That always gets you pussy.
3.- He's famous and always painted in a good way by the media. They're pretty much advertising for him.
4.- He's a top level sportsman, that means he's in top shape. More points.
5.- All those young girls with "I <3 Derek" signs prove he's wanted by women. That always gets you more women.
6.- In turn, that created the effect to have him land his 1st Grade A tail. In turn, that attracted even more Grade A tail.

All of those factors created a critical mass and assured Jeter he wouldn't have to work for tail any day in his life. It's all coming to him. Think of it like sexual capitalism. The more money/ass you have, the more money/ass comes to you.

And that's not even getting into the fields of how good his verbal game is or how high his sexual prowess is. Which are obviously difficult to know since we're not there. The fact that he sends gift baskets shows he's very attentive and knows how to care and treat women.

The guy just hit all the spots for having a literally fantastic sexual life.


Now that right there is a high-quality answer to my question.
 
2013-08-15 01:36:36 PM

chimp_ninja: It's why all the "LOL Jeter and A-Rod" drivel has always been doubly stupid. Obviously, accusing random people of being gay as if it's an insult is stupid. But calling Derek Got Damn Jeter gay is like calling Rickey slow.


mikaloyd: He just couldnt take A Rods drug habit. It drove him to women


Hey, look.  Just the kind of Grade-A, authentic frontier gibberish I predicted.  From the common clay of the new West.
 
2013-08-15 01:37:38 PM

Super Chronic: Killer Cars: Super Chronic: Ladies, help me out here.  Why is Jeter considered so handsome?  I look at him and see pretty much an average-looking guy.

I never thought he was a ridiculously good looking guy, either, but he definitely has a very approachable yet cool and confident demeanor about him. So, I can certainly see what makes him even more appealing than a simple head shot of him would provide.

Oh, and being an all-time Yankee great doesn't hurt either.

Maybe that's it.  I'll admit he exudes cool (but even then, his public comments have mostly tended towards the bland).  But the compliments go way back to when he wasn't yet an all-time great.


True, but he was the young guy on a mostly veteran Yankee team that won the World Series in 1996, so all the teeny-bopper and slightly older girls loved him.  By the time Jeter had a WS MVP award on his resume, those girls were all in prime farking range, so he's spent the last 15 years swimming in a sea of adoring women from that group, plus the spoils that come with being wealthy and athletic.

And, that hair, oh God that hair:

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2013-08-15 01:51:22 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-08-15 01:51:30 PM

Super Chronic: Why is Jeter considered so handsome?


You're not necessarily looking at it from the correct angle. Sixty years ago, this decidedly average-looking small-market baseball player

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landed these:

static.guim.co.uk leisuregrouptravel.com www.rednecklatte.com

Ralph Kiner is still the king.
 
2013-08-15 02:21:04 PM

chimp_ninja: It's why all the "LOL Jeter and A-Rod" drivel has always been doubly stupid.  Obviously, accusing random people of being gay as if it's an insult is stupid.  But calling Derek Got Damn Jeter gay is like calling Rickey slow.


This; Jeter's gotten more pussy than an animal shelter.
 
2013-08-15 02:27:36 PM

Gunny Highway: mainstreet62: Gunny Highway: That is too bad.  Always liked Jeter.

Did you read the article? It's about him "playing" with the ladies. Not baseball.

I didnt but thanks for the heads up haha


Nonetheless, still fits.
 
2013-08-15 02:34:08 PM

mikaloyd: He just couldnt take A Rods drug habit. It drove him to women


mikaloyd: Yankees FARK greenlight trifecta now in play. As it is pretty much every day


mikaloyd douchebaggery trifecta now in play.  As it is pretty much every day
 
2013-08-15 04:32:52 PM
Came for the Ralph Kiner.... leaves happy

When any athlete, pro or otherwise can pull 3 pieces like those let me know....
 
2013-08-15 04:32:59 PM
This must be true.  It's been reported from Trenton that A-Rod received a gift basket a day when he last was rehabing.
 
2013-08-15 04:49:23 PM

Yanks_RSJ: mikaloyd: Yankees FARK greenlight trifecta now in play. As it is pretty much every day

That must be a real chore for you, being forced to comment in every single one of them.


It gives me street cred once Yankee Elimination Day (praise FSM) rolls around
 
2013-08-15 07:47:44 PM

rocky_howard: Super Chronic: Ladies, help me out here.  Why is Jeter considered so handsome?  I look at him and see pretty much an average-looking guy.  Don't answer "because money" or "because libido" or similar.  This is about all the talk in the media about what a dashing fellow he is and all the young girls with their "I <3 Derek" signs at the game.  I simply don't see it.

It's a mix of several things.

1.- He's not ugly and actually above average in looks. Points right there.
2.- He's accomplished wonders. That always gets you pussy.
3.- He's famous and always painted in a good way by the media. They're pretty much advertising for him.
4.- He's a top level sportsman, that means he's in top shape. More points.
5.- All those young girls with "I <3 Derek" signs prove he's wanted by women. That always gets you more women.
6.- In turn, that created the effect to have him land his 1st Grade A tail. In turn, that attracted even more Grade A tail.

All of those factors created a critical mass and assured Jeter he wouldn't have to work for tail any day in his life. It's all coming to him. Think of it like sexual capitalism. The more money/ass you have, the more money/ass comes to you.

And that's not even getting into the fields of how good his verbal game is or how high his sexual prowess is. Which are obviously difficult to know since we're not there. The fact that he sends gift baskets shows he's very attentive and knows how to care and treat women.

The guy just hit all the spots for having a literally fantastic sexual life.


And now he's marrying a supermodel about half of his age. Ain't exactly having a rough go of it, is he?
 
2013-08-15 09:16:37 PM

Gulper Eel: Super Chronic: Why is Jeter considered so handsome?

You're not necessarily looking at it from the correct angle. Sixty years ago, this decidedly average-looking small-market baseball player

[static1.businessinsider.com image 300x225]

landed these:

[static.guim.co.uk image 230x138] [leisuregrouptravel.com image 196x200] [www.rednecklatte.com image 171x212]

Ralph Kiner is still the king.


Never knew that, but yeah, I'd take any of those ladies in their prime over Cameron Diaz anyday.
 
2013-08-15 09:18:14 PM

bgilmore5: Gulper Eel: Super Chronic: Why is Jeter considered so handsome?

You're not necessarily looking at it from the correct angle. Sixty years ago, this decidedly average-looking small-market baseball player

[static1.businessinsider.com image 300x225]

landed these:

[static.guim.co.uk image 230x138] [leisuregrouptravel.com image 196x200] [www.rednecklatte.com image 171x212]

Ralph Kiner is still the king.

Never knew that, but yeah, I'd take any of those ladies in their prime over Cameron Diaz anyday.


Or was A-roid doing Diaz? Maybe both of them. Who cares? Kiner is king.
 
2013-08-15 11:50:35 PM

Gulper Eel: Super Chronic: Why is Jeter considered so handsome?

You're not necessarily looking at it from the correct angle. Sixty years ago, this decidedly average-looking small-market baseball player

[static1.businessinsider.com image 300x225]

landed these:

[static.guim.co.uk image 230x138] [leisuregrouptravel.com image 196x200] [www.rednecklatte.com image 171x212]

Ralph Kiner is still the king.


Kiner Kornered them.
 
2013-08-15 11:51:53 PM

steamingpile: Wait, hasn't Michael Jeter been dead for years?


RIP Mr. Noodle.

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/Must really be late at night if I'm making Sesame Street posts.
 
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