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(Daily Mail)   Smoking hot 54-year-old mother-of-two looks 30, thanks to supermarket moisturisers, dog-walking and having regular sex: "Instead of consulting a plastic surgeon at 53, when I noticed signs of ageing, I spent money on seeing a nutritionist" (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 116
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2013-08-14 10:16:24 PM  
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-08-14 10:20:37 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

There is NO GODDAMN WAY that's only 30.
 
2013-08-14 10:37:24 PM  
She looks fantastic for 54, but she doesn't look 30.
 
2013-08-14 10:38:02 PM  

tnpir: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x985]

There is NO GODDAMN WAY that's only 30.


 Look at the pic at bottom of the article.  Those top photos are heavily photoshopped.
 
2013-08-14 11:06:02 PM  
Dear Diary,

Today submitter was a pretty cool guy.
 
2013-08-14 11:29:35 PM  

shifty lookin bleeder: Dear Diary,

Today submitter was a pretty cool guy.


Yeah, she looks much younger in the top photos than in this one:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Don't get me wrong, she looks great. But she doesn't look 30.
 
2013-08-14 11:41:11 PM  
kxs401: Don't get me wrong, she looks great. But she doesn't look 30.

no, but still....


/like a screen door pulled from rock, or something
 
2013-08-14 11:50:51 PM  

kxs401: shifty lookin bleeder: Dear Diary,

Today submitter was a pretty cool guy.

Yeah, she looks much younger in the top photos than in this one:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x488]

Don't get me wrong, she looks great. But she doesn't look 30.


All in all, that's a pretty good 54.  I'm often confused for a thirtysomething but am late-40s.  Sometimes, it depends on the day (makeup and hair done okay) but, for the most part, it's the lack of heavy wrinkles. The secret? Drink lots of water, don't smoke, and NEVER tan.  That last part makes complete sense for this woman--she lives in England, for Christ's sake.  (I'm Hungarian with frighteningly pale skin.  I tried to tan as a teenager but all I did was burn & peel, so gave up.  30 years later, that's paying off in spades.)
 
2013-08-14 11:55:17 PM  

brigid_fitch: kxs401: shifty lookin bleeder: Dear Diary,

Today submitter was a pretty cool guy.

Yeah, she looks much younger in the top photos than in this one:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x488]

Don't get me wrong, she looks great. But she doesn't look 30.

All in all, that's a pretty good 54.  I'm often confused for a thirtysomething but am late-40s.  Sometimes, it depends on the day (makeup and hair done okay) but, for the most part, it's the lack of heavy wrinkles. The secret? Drink lots of water, don't smoke, and NEVER tan.  That last part makes complete sense for this woman--she lives in England, for Christ's sake.  (I'm Hungarian with frighteningly pale skin.  I tried to tan as a teenager but all I did was burn & peel, so gave up.  30 years later, that's paying off in spades.)


I agree, she's attractive. But the whole premise of the article is that she looks 30. She doesn't, in my opinion.
 
2013-08-14 11:58:29 PM  
I dated a woman about six years older than myself--and for those doing the internal math, that means she hit 50 this year--and Miss Brenda didn't look 47 when we cut a rug. Not by any stretch of the imagination, and yes, diet and exercise played a huge part. Mormon, so she didn't drink, she exercised like a fiend, had an amazing body, and a damn fine looking woman. Taking care of yourself begins at taking care of what you put into the fuel tank. Good genes don't hurt either, and some folks are luckier than others on that, but taking care of yourself, it means you last longer. Part of the reason that I try to eat well, and I bike those pesky 20 miles a day, and 40 on Sundays.
 
2013-08-14 11:59:34 PM  
She looks 54
 
2013-08-15 12:27:22 AM  
She looks good.
 
2013-08-15 12:55:05 AM  
I'd plow that like Broadway after a snow storm.
 
2013-08-15 01:00:03 AM  
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2013-08-15 01:07:41 AM  
She said long hair makes her look youthful

Amen, sister. Ladies, knock it off with the over-40-time-for-a-pixie-cut nonsense, please.
 
2013-08-15 01:11:51 AM  
Eh, not bad:
i.dailymail.co.uk

Now THIS I can fap to:
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-08-15 01:13:48 AM  
...the best bit is hidden - that's the coltish little bottom, hiding discreetly under the girlish frock. Like two peaches in a handkerchief, I think it would be fair to describe it.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-15 01:57:32 AM  
"he asked to see my mother, "

Oldest trick in the book, lady. Get over yourself. Is she the new "I'm so beautiful other women resent me" chick?
 
2013-08-15 01:58:23 AM  
She looks 54. We're just used to seeing boozing/smoker/fast food eating fifty-somethings who look 70.
 
2013-08-15 02:00:20 AM  
I'd hit that harder than Loki hitting the floor when Hulk smashed him
 
2013-08-15 02:03:55 AM  
i22.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-15 02:04:14 AM  
Daily Mail Bullshiat. Click on the Lady gaga link.. slime bucket tabloid.

/love Amanda farking Palmer's response.
 
2013-08-15 02:06:38 AM  

skatedrifter: [i.chzbgr.com image 348x482]


The problem with Superman getting laid is that even if he could restrain himself from ripping her right through, crotch to sternum, his orgasm would blow the top of her head off and lodge in the headboard like a stray gunshot.
 
2013-08-15 02:08:35 AM  
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2013-08-15 02:10:01 AM  

kxs401: she looks great. But she doesn't look 30


It's the Daily Mail, so it's a English 30.
 
2013-08-15 02:10:20 AM  

freewill: skatedrifter: [i.chzbgr.com image 348x482]

The problem with Superman getting laid is that even if he could restrain himself from ripping her right through, crotch to sternum, his orgasm would blow the top of her head off and lodge in the headboard like a stray gunshot.


That wouldn't be a problem if he was farking Elastigirl.
 
2013-08-15 02:10:35 AM  
I'm not sure she looks 30 but she definitely does not look close to 54.  Good for her.
 
2013-08-15 02:11:14 AM  
'I don't inspire envy and resentment. I honestly have never suffered a catty remark about my preternatural grip on youth. That, I think, has to be one of the greatest gifts of all.'---

---isn't she a bit full of herself... (like she even said or wrote any of this).

There are plenty of hot MILFy 50-year olds out there... but this one looks like she has nothing better to do than take care of her appearance, work out, etc... I doubt she is very practical to have around as an actual wife or mother.  It helps that she doesn't have 'old lady hair.'

The second photo from the bottom (holding a wine bottle) has some blurry editing in it--- very poorly done photoshopping--- wonder what we are missing?  Some smudge below her right elbow--- too lazy to relink it.
 
2013-08-15 02:11:20 AM  

freewill: skatedrifter: [i.chzbgr.com image 348x482]

The problem with Superman getting laid is that even if he could restrain himself from ripping her right through, crotch to sternum, his orgasm would blow the top of her head off and lodge in the headboard like a stray gunshot.


Old comic I saw, probably in Playboy.  Superman is writing a letter, "Dear Lois, I hope your broken jaw heals quickly  Thanks for the terrific blowjob."
 
2013-08-15 02:12:18 AM  
I'm glad she thinks she looks 30.  She doesn't.  She looks 50 or so.  She looks good for 50+, but she stills looks 50+.

Sayin' that, most people who do get surgery look 1000+ from Mars.
 
2013-08-15 02:14:13 AM  
I'll add my voice to "she looks good."  I wonder how thick that makeup is, though.
 
2013-08-15 02:14:13 AM  
....like a meteor hitting the Yucatan ending all life on Earth.
 
2013-08-15 02:14:39 AM  
ER I used to work there were quite a few nurses around her age that looked that good or better, some surgically modified, all of they did was talk all the time about their lack of sex, as a consequence many police, ems, paramedics and firemen that passed through the ER provided other types of emergency services
 
2013-08-15 02:15:30 AM  
I used to know a scandawegian grandmother who didn't look more than mid 30's. She was around 55, but had never gotten any sun damage.
 
2013-08-15 02:16:33 AM  

Therion: Amen, sister. Ladies, knock it off with the over-40-time-for-a-pixie-cut nonsense, please.


The corollary to that is no middle-aged men with ponytails, please.
 
2013-08-15 02:19:19 AM  

freewill: skatedrifter: [i.chzbgr.com image 348x482]

The problem with Superman getting laid is that even if he could restrain himself from ripping her right through, crotch to sternum, his orgasm would blow the top of her head off and lodge in the headboard like a stray gunshot.


See Larry Niven: Man of steel, woman of Kleenex, circa 1976.
 
2013-08-15 02:19:30 AM  
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2013-08-15 02:20:35 AM  

kxs401: I agree, she's attractive. But the whole premise of the article is that she thinks she looks 30. She doesn't, in my opinion.


Just some Middle-Aged Delusional Syndrome. Nothing to worry about. You've seen middle-aged men with guts and ponytails riding 10000$ road bikes? Same thing.

Oh, and if she first noticed "signs of aging" at 53, she might have 1/200 vision or something. Or really REALLY bad selective wishful thinking.
 
2013-08-15 02:21:01 AM  
Looks like a cross between Maria Bello and Sarah Paulson.
 
2013-08-15 02:21:54 AM  
Some of us age well. The rest, that is a personal problem. so deal with it.
 
2013-08-15 02:22:31 AM  

Therion: She said long hair makes her look youthful

Amen, sister. Ladies, knock it off with the over-40-time-for-a-pixie-cut nonsense, please.


Yeah, just think Jane Fonda. Hot with long hair, old looking with short hair.
 
2013-08-15 02:22:54 AM  
I think for the real test she should pose naked
 
2013-08-15 02:23:37 AM  

freewill: skatedrifter: [i.chzbgr.com image 348x482]

The problem with Superman getting laid is that even if he could restrain himself from ripping her right through, crotch to sternum, his orgasm would blow the top of her head off and lodge in the headboard like a stray gunshot.


i22.photobucket.com

Sorry for the quality.
 
2013-08-15 02:23:54 AM  
i would totally break her hip
 
2013-08-15 02:24:33 AM  

mactheknife: Looks like a cross between Maria Bello and Sarah Paulson.



I was thinking that she looks a little bit like Erica Lauren.  (Google search NSFW.)
 
2013-08-15 02:25:10 AM  
54 year old looks like a good 54 year old.  But hey, if you can't expect bullshiat from the Daily Mail, who CAN you expect it from?

At least she isn't a complete dog, like most of the "smoking hots" on Fark, so Subby gets away on this one.
 
2013-08-15 02:29:33 AM  
Ah, yes, the wonders of modern digital photography.  What I'm taking from this dissertation in this highly respected journal is that having lots of sex will keep you thin, fit and younger looking--at least, that's what I'm going to try with wifey.
 
2013-08-15 02:32:24 AM  
Scrotum
 
2013-08-15 02:34:29 AM  
Whoever thinks she looks like a 30 year old hasn't seen any 30 year olds. Not bad for 54 though.
 
2013-08-15 02:35:05 AM  
I don't think she looks 30. Maybe late 40s? She's gorgeous and I like the more realistic pics of her near the bottom than the top bullshiat JC Penny catalogue photoshop.

Pretty sure she's also wearing a strapless bra with that tank top. Gravity doesn't tend to be kind after 40.

/gravity always wins
 
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