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(Opposing Views)   Dog arrested for having sex with cat. Mugshot included   (opposingviews.com) divider line 111
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2013-08-14 05:38:10 PM  
i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-14 06:28:27 PM  
At least he's getting some pussy. :-/
 
2013-08-14 06:30:14 PM  
Yo dawg, we heard you like cats.
 
2013-08-14 06:40:44 PM  
A tragedy for every single party involved. What is wrong with everyone FTA?
 
2013-08-14 06:43:41 PM  
i218.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-14 07:01:19 PM  
Is this true?
 
2013-08-14 07:15:53 PM  
How the hell do you fit your penis into a cat?
 
2013-08-14 07:16:13 PM  
Done in two.
 
2013-08-14 07:16:53 PM  
The unnamed blue dog's real name is "Rape Dog."   He rapes cats.  It isn't complicated, let's not make it that way.
 
2013-08-14 07:19:32 PM  
 
2013-08-14 07:20:33 PM  
How did he even...no, I don't think I want to know.
 
2013-08-14 07:21:32 PM  
Cat wise, it's still better than this:

www.dealspwn.com
 
2013-08-14 07:22:52 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: How the hell do you fit your penis into a cat?


Well, if it is so small that it fits into a cat, it's no wonder that's what he's into.  Hell, the cat's probably complaining about how tiny he is...
 
2013-08-14 07:22:53 PM  
I know posting pics of rape victims is frowned upon...
i.dailymail.co.uk
But here's Einstein.
 
2013-08-14 07:22:55 PM  
Tannenholz had multiple animal alter-egos . . .

It's one thing to call yourself a furry and quite another to actually fark a cat.
 
2013-08-14 07:23:03 PM  
 encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

Dresses up as a mouse and goes to parties?

//Gouda or cheddar if you're on the hard stuff
 
2013-08-14 07:24:29 PM  
This should have been saved for Caturday in order to yield maximum outrage. MAXIMUM OUTRAGE!!
 
2013-08-14 07:26:10 PM  
How do you arrest a dog?
 
2013-08-14 07:26:41 PM  
Furries. It's always the damned furries.
 
2013-08-14 07:27:04 PM  
Oh, this article is fantastic on so many levels.

/we need a graph with a 14' cat so we have a sense of scale
 
2013-08-14 07:27:14 PM  
Kitty on my foot and I want to fark it, kitty on my foot and I want to fark it, kitty on my foot and I want to fark it, KITTY ON MY FOOT AND I WANT TO FARK IT!!!
 
2013-08-14 07:29:22 PM  
davidtlamb.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-14 07:30:18 PM  
Mugshot in question:

static.hypable.com
 
2013-08-14 07:33:07 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: How the hell do you fit your penis into a cat?


I'm going to guess lots of lube and some kind of tranquilizer or something. There's no way a cat would sit still for something like that. You so much as pet a cat wrong and they will sometimes nip at or try to claw you. I can't imagine it wouldn't have been clawing, wriggling hissing and biting away at the dude. Hell I'm not even sure this is a true story, but damn.
 
2013-08-14 07:35:25 PM  
i1318.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-14 07:35:50 PM  

skinink: Kitty on my foot and I want to fark it, kitty on my foot and I want to fark it, kitty on my foot and I want to fark it, KITTY ON MY FOOT AND I WANT TO FARK IT!!!


FARK IT FARK IT FARK IT FARK!!

haha great!!
 
2013-08-14 07:36:49 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: AverageAmericanGuy: How the hell do you fit your penis into a cat?

I'm going to guess lots of lube and some kind of tranquilizer or something. There's no way a cat would sit still for something like that. You so much as pet a cat wrong and they will sometimes nip at or try to claw you. I can't imagine it wouldn't have been clawing, wriggling hissing and biting away at the dude. Hell I'm not even sure this is a true story, but damn.


Pinch the back of the cat's neck and you can skip the tranqs.

//look, I know a lot about pussy, ok?
//originally came here for "mass hysteria" but I see that's covered
 
2013-08-14 07:42:06 PM  
He has Tobey Maguire's eyes.  Not saying that is a good or bad thing just ya.
 
2013-08-14 07:43:01 PM  

JustHereForThePics: Dingleberry Dickwad: AverageAmericanGuy: How the hell do you fit your penis into a cat?

I'm going to guess lots of lube and some kind of tranquilizer or something. There's no way a cat would sit still for something like that. You so much as pet a cat wrong and they will sometimes nip at or try to claw you. I can't imagine it wouldn't have been clawing, wriggling hissing and biting away at the dude. Hell I'm not even sure this is a true story, but damn.

Pinch the back of the cat's neck and you can skip the tranqs.

//look, I know a lot about pussy, ok?
//originally came here for "mass hysteria" but I see that's covered


Really? I can't say I'd believe that a pinching a cats neck would immobilize it enough that it'll ignore what I can only imagine would be some pretty intense pain. I imagine it would be like Lexington Steele ramming his dick up an anal virgin's ass with no lube or warning.
 
2013-08-14 07:45:26 PM  
I tell you, any town with a large population of Mormons has a sick, twisted underbelly that would make the hardcore freaks in San Fran or NYC weep.  I've seen things, horrible things.
 
2013-08-14 07:46:07 PM  
www.treksinscifi.com
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com Some cats are just askin for it.
 
2013-08-14 07:46:59 PM  
farm2.staticflickr.com
 
2013-08-14 07:49:00 PM  
Is this what they mean by cat scratch fever?
 
2013-08-14 07:49:43 PM  
woof
 
2013-08-14 07:51:11 PM  
That pic of the dog humping the goose always makes me lol.
 
2013-08-14 07:51:18 PM  

Mark Ratner: At least he's getting some pussy. :-/


fc09.deviantart.net

/I schnorkled.
 
2013-08-14 07:53:30 PM  
Furry people problems.

OR

"If I were a furry, I'd have that fursona." - Obama.
 
2013-08-14 07:54:03 PM  

belhade: Mugshot in question:


Came for this. Leaving satisfied

/this guy is a sick fark
 
2013-08-14 07:56:13 PM  
rezaxis:

woof yiff
 
2013-08-14 07:56:35 PM  
www.morethings.com
 
2013-08-14 07:56:47 PM  
weknowmemes.com

We have got to get these two together.
 
2013-08-14 07:57:27 PM  
I bet that cat was furrious!
 
2013-08-14 07:58:33 PM  

ZekeMacNeil: [weknowmemes.com image 477x355]

We have got to get these two together.


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-14 07:59:09 PM  
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-08-14 07:59:31 PM  

rezaxis: woof


WOOF MEANS WOOF!
 
2013-08-14 08:00:07 PM  
Wow. Sorry about the tiny penis, dude, but... damn.
 
2013-08-14 08:00:12 PM  

ZekeMacNeil: We have got to get these two together.


Humans are very strange creatures.
 
2013-08-14 08:07:41 PM  
I can't bring myself to read the article, just in case there are any details. The logistics of man-cat sex perplexes me, like is he some kind of quantum ejaculator that he can cum in two places at the same time?  Is the cat some giant 14' 9" drawn to scale panther with a fur cave to match?  I just don't get it.
 
2013-08-14 08:08:14 PM  
His nickname was Claude.
 
2013-08-14 08:08:40 PM  
"an unnamed purple dog"
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
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