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(Huffington Post)   Russian director of state television: "Gay people should be banned from donating blood, sperm. And their hearts, in case of the automobile accident, should be buried in the ground or burned as unsuitable for the continuation of life"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 138
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2013-08-14 12:05:11 PM  
And this is why the rest of the sane world is going to stay the hell away from Russia for a while.
 
2013-08-14 12:09:00 PM  
But tell us how you REALLY feel.
 
2013-08-14 12:11:58 PM  
the fark? Are gay folks vampires now?
 
2013-08-14 12:13:36 PM  
Well, that's taking things to a new level. "Oh, you need a new heart? Well, someone just died in a car accident but they were TEH GAY, so... too bad."
 
2013-08-14 12:16:01 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: Well, that's taking things to a new level. "Oh, you need a new heart? Well, someone just died in a car accident but they were TEH GAY, so... too bad."


A large majority of Russians literally believe that being gay is somehow an evil trait. So taking the blood of a gay person would be like taking the blood of Jeffrey Dahmer or some shiat like that.

They are ignorant and bigotted as a people.
 
2013-08-14 12:17:27 PM  

Aarontology: the fark? Are gay folks vampires now?


Insert sucking joke here.
 
2013-08-14 12:18:35 PM  

Aarontology: the fark? Are gay folks vampires now?


Have you *seen* Twilight?
 
2013-08-14 12:19:59 PM  
You know these types. The thought of having a gay guy's organ inside them makes them feel all fluttery and conflicted, so they over compensate.
 
2013-08-14 12:20:26 PM  
В коммунистической России, телевизор наблюдает за вами!
 
2013-08-14 12:21:22 PM  

Boojum2k: Insert sucking joke here.


Yeah, but they're trying to get something out, and it ain't blood.

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Have you *seen* Twilight?


Dude, not cool. Gay people have to deal with enough.
 
2013-08-14 12:22:24 PM  
Isn't he running for Governor in Virginia?
 
2013-08-14 12:24:21 PM  

Rincewind53: CapeFearCadaver: Well, that's taking things to a new level. "Oh, you need a new heart? Well, someone just died in a car accident but they were TEH GAY, so... too bad."

A large majority of Russians literally believe that being gay is somehow an evil trait. So taking the blood of a gay person would be like taking the blood of Jeffrey Dahmer or some shiat like that.

They are ignorant and bigotted as a people.


They only Russian I've ever met was a gay guy who moved to Asheville, NC. Kinda makes sense now.
 
2013-08-14 12:24:24 PM  

Aarontology: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Have you *seen* Twilight?

Dude, not cool. Gay people have to deal with enough.


Yeah, gay folk don't deserve that. .
 
2013-08-14 12:24:51 PM  
Russia is clearly the new fundy utopia.
 
2013-08-14 12:37:50 PM  
What the hell is with Russia all of a sudden?

Are we about to find out the entire nation got busted for solicitation in a truck stop men's room or something?
 
2013-08-14 12:46:49 PM  

gilgigamesh: What the hell is with Russia all of a sudden?

Are we about to find out the entire nation got busted for solicitation in a truck stop men's room or something?


Wait until the Putin gay sex video comes out.
 
2013-08-14 12:46:54 PM  

gilgigamesh: What the hell is with Russia all of a sudden?

Are we about to find out the entire nation got busted for solicitation in a truck stop men's room or something?


Shoulda nuked 'em back in '63, I tells ya
 
2013-08-14 12:53:30 PM  
I have to conclude that the entire Russian government has lost its collective mind.
 
2013-08-14 12:55:53 PM  

gilgigamesh: What the hell is with Russia all of a sudden?

Are we about to find out the entire nation got busted for solicitation in a truck stop men's room or something?


Putin has been advised about the efficacy of advancing an anti-homosexual agenda as a means of gaining favor with his base
 
2013-08-14 01:15:06 PM  

gilgigamesh: What the hell is with Russia all of a sudden?


Increased international attention because of the upcoming olympics, the gay thing came out, and the media loves a good ol' shiatstorm.
 
2013-08-14 01:16:37 PM  
that sound you hear is the extreme right wing of this country furiously scribbling notes.

/why yes, that is what kids are calling it these days
 
2013-08-14 01:18:12 PM  
You know who else demonized minority groups because they saw the world passing them by an needed people to blame?

Besides the GOP that is?
 
2013-08-14 01:19:22 PM  
Can they still donate their shoes?
 
2013-08-14 01:19:52 PM  

cannotsuggestaname: that sound you hear is the extreme right wing of this country furiously scribbling notes.

/why yes, that is what kids are calling it these days


We have politicians in this country that support the execution of gays.  I'd say Russia has alot to learn from them.
 
2013-08-14 01:46:44 PM  
Damn, that is some weapons-grade stupid right there.
 
2013-08-14 01:57:16 PM  
Republicans running Russia now?
 
2013-08-14 02:23:37 PM  
I gave blood the other day (O+, I'm treated like royalty, movie tickets!). And they still ask if you've ever had sex with a man. Well, sorry but the gays did sort of give AIDS to the rest of us partially through blood transfusions. They also ask if you've had a tattoo or traveled to certain countries in the last 6 months, no one's biatching about that.
 
2013-08-14 02:32:10 PM  
I assumed that, as is common on Fark, the first part of the quote was real and the second part made up to seem more sensational.  But, damn, dude actually said that.  Not, "and their organs aren't fit for donation," but, "bury or burn that shiat before it turns someone else gay."  Wow.
 
2013-08-14 02:33:24 PM  

Rincewind53: And this is why the rest of the sane world is going to stay the hell away from Russia for a while.


Do Olympic athletes, NBC, and their corporate sponsors now count as insane? Or just myopic and insensitive...
 
2013-08-14 02:34:21 PM  
[Clicks]

JUMPING JESUS...that wasn't Submitter's embellishment?
 
2013-08-14 02:35:02 PM  

Mugato: I gave blood the other day (O+, I'm treated like royalty, movie tickets!). And they still ask if you've ever had sex with a man. Well, sorry but the gays did sort of give AIDS to the rest of us partially through blood transfusions. They also ask if you've had a tattoo or traveled to certain countries in the last 6 months, no one's biatching about that.


Universal Donors FTW! Too bad I pass out when giving blood, so I don't do it much. But regardless of blood type, I absolutely believe they should ask whatever questions are necessary to help maintain the safety of the blood supply. I know I'd hate to need a transfusion and find out afterwards I caught a blood-borne disease from it.
 
2013-08-14 02:36:03 PM  
Congratulations on your new job, Sean Hannity!!
 
2013-08-14 02:38:32 PM  

Mugato: I gave blood the other day (O+, I'm treated like royalty, movie tickets!). And they still ask if you've ever had sex with a man. Well, sorry but the gays did sort of give AIDS to the rest of us partially through blood transfusions. They also ask if you've had a tattoo or traveled to certain countries in the last 6 months, no one's biatching about that.


Men who have sex with men (the term the government uses) accounted for 63% of all new HIV infections in the US between 2008 and 2010  http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/statistics/surveillance/incidence/
They are absolutely the highest risk group.
 
2013-08-14 02:39:01 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: gilgigamesh: What the hell is with Russia all of a sudden?

Are we about to find out the entire nation got busted for solicitation in a truck stop men's room or something?

Shoulda nuked 'em back in '63, I tells ya


i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-14 02:40:28 PM  

MmmmBacon: Mugato: I gave blood the other day (O+, I'm treated like royalty, movie tickets!). And they still ask if you've ever had sex with a man. Well, sorry but the gays did sort of give AIDS to the rest of us partially through blood transfusions. They also ask if you've had a tattoo or traveled to certain countries in the last 6 months, no one's biatching about that.

Universal Donors FTW! Too bad I pass out when giving blood, so I don't do it much. But regardless of blood type, I absolutely believe they should ask whatever questions are necessary to help maintain the safety of the blood supply. I know I'd hate to need a transfusion and find out afterwards I caught a blood-borne disease from it.


The only case of blood transfusion-caused HIV infection in the last decade was by a bisexual man who lied about his sexual contact with men.
 
2013-08-14 02:45:13 PM  

MmmmBacon: Universal Donors FTW! Too bad I pass out when giving blood, so I don't do it much


I like it. They use smaller needles when they harvest your platelets so you don't even feel it and afterwards, take one shot of booze and you get a wicked buzz (no driving of course). I even got a number from one of the techs once. The worst part is when they stick your finger to test your iron or whatever.
 
2013-08-14 02:47:35 PM  

ArkAngel: The only case of blood transfusion-caused HIV infection in the last decade was by a bisexual man who lied about his sexual contact with men.


Well yeah, if it weren't for bisexual men, AIDS would be fairly contained among gay guys. Thanks, Freddie Mercury.
 
2013-08-14 02:58:10 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: gilgigamesh: What the hell is with Russia all of a sudden?

Are we about to find out the entire nation got busted for solicitation in a truck stop men's room or something?

Shoulda nuked 'em back in '63, I tells ya


No we should not have armed the Russians in the forties, destroyed Japan and then destoryed whoever won in the Great Patriotic War.
 
2013-08-14 03:09:05 PM  
And why are we hosting the Olympics there???
 
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2013-08-14 03:11:36 PM  
Well that guy can go eat a bowl of flaming Cajun-style dicks as far as I'm concerned.
 
2013-08-14 03:13:23 PM  

Rincewind53: And this is why the rest of the sane world is going to stay the hell away from Russia for a while.


Because a pundit said something outrageous on TV? When do they start avoiding us?
 
2013-08-14 03:13:33 PM  

Somacandra: [Clicks]

JUMPING JESUS...that wasn't Submitter's embellishment?


I damn near gagged on my vomit when I read his comments.

/subby
 
2013-08-14 03:15:02 PM  

KellyX: And why are we hosting the Olympics there???


Because they out-bribed Korea and Austria.
 
2013-08-14 03:15:11 PM  
scrapetv.com

This is TOTALLY NOT GAY in Russia...

but in all fairness, the United States had a pretty bleak view of homosexuals for a number of decades.
If I recall my propaganda correctly, gays were attributed to spreading AIDS and were also prohibited from donating blood in the USA.


Actually... IT's STILL IN PLACE HERE IN AMERICA:  Wikipedia:
In the US, the current guidance from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is to indefinitely defer any male donor who has had sex with another man, in the period from 1977 to the present day. In early 2012 the Department of Health and Human Services asked for comments on a pilot study to "assess alternative policies that would allow some gay and bisexual men to donate blood.


Farkers... Please stop hating on Russia for a policy the United States ALSO HOLDS IN PLACE!
 
2013-08-14 03:17:06 PM  

Apik0r0s: Rincewind53: And this is why the rest of the sane world is going to stay the hell away from Russia for a while.

Because a pundit said something outrageous on TV? When do they start avoiding us?


Not a pundit, an employee of the state. No biggie, though, pogroms have pretty much always been the first resort of corrupt Russian strongmen. Can't see how anyone's surprised at all.
 
2013-08-14 03:18:31 PM  

NostroZ: [scrapetv.com image 600x445]

This is TOTALLY NOT GAY in Russia...

but in all fairness, the United States had a pretty bleak view of homosexuals for a number of decades.
If I recall my propaganda correctly, gays were attributed to spreading AIDS and were also prohibited from donating blood in the USA.


Actually... IT's STILL IN PLACE HERE IN AMERICA:  Wikipedia:
In the US, the current guidance from the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is to indefinitely defer any male donor who has had sex with another man, in the period from 1977 to the present day. In early 2012 the Department of Health and Human Services asked for comments on a pilot study to "assess alternative policies that would allow some gay and bisexual men to donate blood.


Farkers... Please stop hating on Russia for a policy the United States ALSO HOLDS IN PLACE!


We burn and bury gay people's hearts rather than donating them because they're unsuitable for donation?
 
2013-08-14 03:20:48 PM  

Rincewind53: And this is why the rest of the sane world is going to stay the hell away from Russia for a while.


Except for the Olympics, of course.
 
2013-08-14 03:25:50 PM  
Listen, and understand. That ghey is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are ghey too.
 
2013-08-14 03:26:32 PM  
The Russian Orthodox church is behind a lot of this bullshiat.  Thanks again, organized religion! Helping keep humanity in the dark ages since the dark ages.
 
2013-08-14 03:30:33 PM  
I thought the Russkys were the Evil Empire?
 
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