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(Some Guy)   Want to visit the White House? Too bad. It's still closed due to budget cuts. Unless you're a Super Bowl winning team. No, not the Ravens. The '72 Dolphins will visit on August 20. The 1967 Packers are due the following week   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, dolphins, Bob Griese, White House, Larry Csonka, Don Shula, financial crisis, first white house, Mercury Morris  
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193 clicks; posted to Sports » on 14 Aug 2013 at 10:50 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-14 10:45:34 AM  
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2013-08-14 03:20:00 PM  
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aintnuttintofarkwith: Yeah. I'm not even close to gay but I would probably let Tom Brady do whatever he wants to me.


And I too resent the presence of politics in the ever-holy sports tab. GTFO if I want to beat down some derp, I'll hit up the politics tab.
2013-08-14 01:02:29 PM  
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Not news subby, these are apples and bone china dinner plates you're talking about.

One is tour guides taking large groups of people door to door, and room to room, telling the history of the building, etc., etc.

The other is private guests personally invited, who will be handled by someone who is there for just that occasion. The same person who would handle visiting dignitaries as well.

You should try some Summer's Eve. It should loosen up the sand in your vagina.
2013-08-14 11:38:35 AM  
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your blog sucks.
2013-08-14 11:22:30 AM  
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The Dolphins didn't go last time because Nixon, Subby. Five minutes in Wikipedia would have told you that.

Also, Fark Mercury.
2013-08-14 11:03:13 AM  
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You want White House visits again? End the sequester. Until then, STFU.

/you won't STFU
2013-08-14 10:42:21 AM  
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