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(Some Guy)   Want to visit the White House? Too bad. It's still closed due to budget cuts. Unless you're a Super Bowl winning team. No, not the Ravens. The '72 Dolphins will visit on August 20. The 1967 Packers are due the following week   (whitehousedossier.com) divider line 42
    More: Stupid, dolphins, Bob Griese, White House, Larry Csonka, Don Shula, financial crisis, first white house, Mercury Morris  
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185 clicks; posted to Sports » on 14 Aug 2013 at 10:50 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-14 10:42:21 AM
blogfat
 
2013-08-14 10:45:34 AM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-14 10:46:56 AM
Then end the f*cking sequester.
 
2013-08-14 10:53:50 AM
Athletes receive special treatment in this country. This is not news.
 
2013-08-14 11:02:04 AM
Fauxrage.  Nothing to see here...move along.
 
2013-08-14 11:03:13 AM
You want White House visits again? End the sequester. Until then, STFU.

/you won't STFU
 
2013-08-14 11:03:30 AM
I'll tattoo Obama's name across my chest if he sucker punches Mercury Morris and then has him shipped off to Gitmo for some waterboarding.
 
2013-08-14 11:03:32 AM

DubyaHater: Athletes receive special treatment in this country. This is not news.


Yeah. I'm not even close to gay but I would probably let Tom Brady do whatever he wants to me.
 
2013-08-14 11:11:27 AM

Nabb1: I'll tattoo Obama's name across my chest if he sucker punches Mercury Morris and then has him shipped off to Gitmo for some waterboarding.


he could just drop a baggie of blow and blame it on MM.
 
2013-08-14 11:22:30 AM
The Dolphins didn't go last time because Nixon, Subby. Five minutes in Wikipedia would have told you that.

Also, Fark Mercury.
 
2013-08-14 11:29:26 AM

rjakobi: The Dolphins didn't go last time because Nixon, Subby. Five minutes in Wikipedia would have told you that.


FTFC:

I find it ironic that the '72 Dolphins couldn't attend when Nixon was POTUS because he "was immersed in the Watergate scandal" (as reported in the wire story by AP). But, here's Obama, some 40 years later, immersed in, oh, several scandals - IRS, Benghazi, NSA, DOJ spying - and yet he has plenty of time to host parties, knowing full well that the leftwing lapdog media has his back. Scandals... What scandals?

Quod Erat Derponstrandum
 
2013-08-14 11:38:35 AM
your blog sucks.
 
2013-08-14 11:48:01 AM

FlashHarry: [i39.tinypic.com image 605x328]


Over in 2
 
2013-08-14 11:48:18 AM
Man that blog sucks. Also let the dolphins fans have something, god knows their team is destined to crash and burn this season.

GO BILLS!
 
2013-08-14 11:56:51 AM
Because public tours and official visits are exactly alike, I guess.

Stupid tag is for Subby.
 
2013-08-14 12:05:48 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: DubyaHater: Athletes receive special treatment in this country. This is not news.

Yeah. I'm not even close to gay but I would probably let Tom Brady do whatever he wants to me.


You're not alone...those skybox seats are full of silent, uneasy regret.
 
2013-08-14 12:32:16 PM

rjakobi: The Dolphins didn't go last time because Nixon, Subby. Five minutes in Wikipedia would have told you that.


Oh. That's why Obama couldn't just use his time machine to go visit them in 1972.
 
2013-08-14 12:52:01 PM

FlashHarry:


Lol. What ignorance in that picture. If Jack Lew didn't propose it... curse that evil republican.

If the obamas didn't take seperate vacations to Colorado and Florida, the tours would still be open. Same price tag.
 
2013-08-14 12:55:52 PM
Yay more politics in the sports tab
 
2013-08-14 12:59:03 PM
The political posturing in sports articles trifecta is now in play
 
2013-08-14 01:02:29 PM
Not news subby, these are apples and bone china dinner plates you're talking about.

One is tour guides taking large groups of people door to door, and room to room, telling the history of the building, etc., etc.

The other is private guests personally invited, who will be handled by someone who is there for just that occasion. The same person who would handle visiting dignitaries as well.

You should try some Summer's Eve. It should loosen up the sand in your vagina.
 
2013-08-14 01:09:23 PM

SenorBenedict: Man that blog sucks. Also let the dolphins fans have something, god knows their team is destined to crash and burn this season.

GO BILLS!


Ah, the preseason Bills optimism.  Somewhat justified, too, as the Jets will be giving you a good fight for last in the East this year.
 
2013-08-14 01:10:29 PM

rjakobi: The Dolphins didn't go last time because Nixon


YOU DOLT!

/someone had to

mikaloyd: Yay more politics in the sports tab


I wish eliminating the Politics Tab would improve things, but the roaches would just crawl into Geek and Sports.  Hell, we can't even have a nice space discussion without the whole thing being ruined.

At least the threadshiatting in Sports can be quarantined.
 
2013-08-14 01:11:25 PM

RickyWilliams'sBong: SenorBenedict: Man that blog sucks. Also let the dolphins fans have something, god knows their team is destined to crash and burn this season.

GO BILLS!

Ah, the preseason Bills optimism.  Somewhat justified, too, as the Jets will be giving you a good fight for last in the East this year.


Yeah much like Lions fans hoping this year will be the year, the summer Bills fan is filled with Joy as the bills look like a competent well coached team beating a teams 4th string won't be making the team players.

Just let me have this man, as a Seattle Mariners fan I haven't had a god damn thing to look forward to at all this year.
 
2013-08-14 01:20:09 PM
How the hell does someone end up rooting for both the Mariners and the Bills??? Not exactly a lot of geographical connection there...
 
2013-08-14 01:20:47 PM
(You poor bastard.)
 
2013-08-14 01:43:42 PM

SenorBenedict: Yeah much like Lions fans hoping this year will be the year, the summer Bills fan is filled with Joy as the bills look like a competent well coached team beating a teams 4th string won't be making the team players.

Just let me have this man, as a Seattle Mariners fan I haven't had a god damn thing to look forward to at all this year.


I know the feeling.  I've been a Dolphins and FSU fan for the last ten years.  Maybe you guys will have better luck with EJ than we did.
 
2013-08-14 02:04:54 PM
Can't hold a candle to the deluded post-1999 Browns' fans. Playoff talk is starting again this year.
 
2013-08-14 02:37:20 PM
Keep in mind that the White House is still, you know, a HOUSE, and the people living there can invite whomever they farking wish over for tea or beers or whatever.
 
2013-08-14 03:05:41 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: DubyaHater: Athletes receive special treatment in this country. This is not news.

Yeah. I'm not even close to gay but I would probably let Tom Brady do whatever he wants to me.


It sounds like you're a lot closer than you think.
 
2013-08-14 03:06:29 PM

RickN99: aintnuttintofarkwith: DubyaHater: Athletes receive special treatment in this country. This is not news.

Yeah. I'm not even close to gay but I would probably let Tom Brady do whatever he wants to me.

It sounds like you're a lot closer than you think.


The Patriots REALLY needed another tight end.
 
2013-08-14 03:07:27 PM

JayCab: How the hell does someone end up rooting for both the Mariners and the Bills??? Not exactly a lot of geographical connection there...


I live in the seattle area, so thats where the horrible Mariners fandom comes from. The bills I dunno I was a dumb kid when choosing teams. I think its because my older brother liked the chiefs in the 90s and early on the bills would consistently beat the chiefs in the AFC playoffs, so I had that going for me.

Now I'm stuck with two teams who haven't been sniffing near good in over a decade. Like as a mariners fan I was happy they might actually get to .500 this year, but no thats not going to happen because of course not.
 
2013-08-14 03:09:00 PM

UNC_Samurai: RickN99: aintnuttintofarkwith: DubyaHater: Athletes receive special treatment in this country. This is not news.

Yeah. I'm not even close to gay but I would probably let Tom Brady do whatever he wants to me.

It sounds like you're a lot closer than you think.

The Patriots REALLY needed another tight end.


More like Loose End when Brady is done. Because Tom Brady has a rather large penis and it will be inserted in your anus multiple times at which point your anus will no longer be tight, you'll probably have to wear depends.
 
2013-08-14 03:20:00 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: Yeah. I'm not even close to gay but I would probably let Tom Brady do whatever he wants to me.


Same.

And I too resent the presence of politics in the ever-holy sports tab. GTFO if I want to beat down some derp, I'll hit up the politics tab.
 
2013-08-14 03:57:13 PM

RickN99: aintnuttintofarkwith: DubyaHater: Athletes receive special treatment in this country. This is not news.

Yeah. I'm not even close to gay but I would probably let Tom Brady do whatever he wants to me.

It sounds like you're a lot closer than you think.


Personal sexual pleasure wouldn't be a factor in such an undertaking. A little bit like a Hefner/Bunny dynamic, I guess.

But hey, if it helps give you any release: I'm really, really gay. For you. You.
 
2013-08-14 04:57:27 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: But hey, if it helps give you any release: I'm really, really gay. For you. You.


Not that I am one to question anyone's fandom, for you do what you wanna do.  But can you please explain this to those of us who don't get it:

FYFP: Go Patriots, Celtics, Bruins, and Yankees.

wat
 
2013-08-14 05:00:51 PM

MyRandomName: FlashHarry:

Lol. What ignorance in that picture. If Jack Lew didn't propose it... curse that evil republican.

If the obamas didn't take seperate vacations to Colorado and Florida, the tours would still be open. Same price tag.


it was proposed as something so terrible, so unthinkable that nobody would ever go for it. sadly, republicans are such farking petulant children, you cannot reason with them like adults.

and it would have never come up if they'd have simply agreed to raise the debt ceiling as they had always done before, regardless of who was in the white house. but, no, they decided to play terrorist and hold america's economy hostage, causing a credit downgrade and billions of dollars in market losses. all simply because they have no clue as to how the government works.
 
2013-08-14 05:12:24 PM

Di Atribe: aintnuttintofarkwith: But hey, if it helps give you any release: I'm really, really gay. For you. You.

Not that I am one to question anyone's fandom, for you do what you wanna do.  But can you please explain this to those of us who don't get it:

FYFP: Go Patriots, Celtics, Bruins, and Yankees.

wat


Grew up in New England but prefer professionalism out of my sports franchises.

Nah, more like my uncle was a Yankees' fan and influenced me when I was six. He didn't really care about any other sport so otherwise I fell into the New England fold.

Plus the Red Sox are unkempt cheating chicken eating dickbags
 
2013-08-14 05:39:14 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: Nah, more like my uncle was a Yankees' fan and influenced me when I was six. He didn't really care about any other sport so otherwise I fell into the New England fold.


I gotcha. I have a friend who grew up in New Hampshuh & he's the same as you. All Boston except for the Sox. His story is that his dad grew up on Long Island & his mom is from Boston. I'm just curious as to how people with split fandoms end up lthat way. Oh and also, very nosy.


aintnuttintofarkwith: Plus the Red Sox are unkempt cheating chicken eating dickbags


Well, when you put it that way, it's hard to disagree.
 
2013-08-15 07:13:03 AM
a57.foxnews.com
/ Smile  Fine Illinois Bearfan
 
2013-08-15 07:47:21 AM

Blitzer: [a57.foxnews.com image 660x371]
/ Smile  Fine Illinois Bearfan


God, that was hilarious.  Obama made some sanitized joke about wanting the Packers to trade Rodgers to the Bears, and the sports media blew the hell up for a 24-hour cycle claiming the President had no faith in Cutler.
 
2013-08-15 12:17:22 PM

SenorBenedict: Man that blog sucks. Also let the dolphins fans have something, god knows their team is destined to crash and burn this season.

GO BILLS!


I got all pissy until the Go Bills part, then I understood your just projecting
 
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