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(TC Palm)   Highly trained explosives expert determines suspected bomb is a sex toy "with some type of a plastic rabbit attached to it"   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 34
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5302 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Aug 2013 at 11:31 AM (36 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-14 10:50:46 AM
we have to use the indefinite article 'a dildo', never 'your dildo'
 
2013-08-14 10:58:13 AM
Oh shiat, I was wondering where I'd left that...
 
2013-08-14 11:02:31 AM
They should've called in the highly trained explosive sexpert. You know, a squirter.
 
2013-08-14 11:20:52 AM
i00.i.aliimg.com
 
2013-08-14 11:31:12 AM
I guess this is one time out of ten
 
2013-08-14 11:35:12 AM

unlikely: we have to use the indefinite article 'a dildo', never 'your dildo'


www.adminarsenal.com

Done in one
 
2013-08-14 11:35:35 AM
I thought the article under this had more potential...

"After biting off part of an ear, Kenneth Thompson told police he spit it in his hand and put it in a coffee cup in the refrigerator. "
 
2013-08-14 11:37:43 AM
A bomb tech specialist rookie determined the "suspicious package" contained a sex toy.

/fixed...
 
2013-08-14 11:38:06 AM
The package was going tick cock, tick cock.
 
2013-08-14 11:40:44 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Missed out
 
2013-08-14 11:43:50 AM
I want a detailed description of the box.
 
2013-08-14 11:44:33 AM
TFA: The recipient named a person she thought sent the item, but there was no proof. The recipient and her husband have injunctions against that person.

Why would someone get an injunction against someone who would buy you that sort of gift?
 
2013-08-14 11:47:19 AM
No no no... he said a plastique rabb*BOOM*
 
2013-08-14 11:57:37 AM

Prof. Frink: TFA: The recipient named a person she thought sent the item, but there was no proof. The recipient and her husband have injunctions against that person.

Why would someone get an injunction against someone who would buy you that sort of gift?


So is cool if someone started sending sex toys to your wife / girlfriend?
 
2013-08-14 12:02:11 PM
thebestamericanpoetry.typepad.com

"I didn't order that"
 
2013-08-14 12:09:36 PM

Prof. Frink: Why would someone get an injunction against someone who would buy you that sort of gift?


Because the sender hopes to catch you using it when they peek through your window.
 
2013-08-14 12:20:03 PM
Well, that puts the Archibald Hall Jr. vehicle, Nasty Rabbit, under a new light.

People who liked Archibald Hall Jr. in Nasty Rabbit also liked him in Eegah!, MST3k's riff of Eegah!, and Secret Agent.

I consider him the Val Kilmer of the Twentieth Century, and conversely, Val Kilmer as the Archibald Hall Jr. of the Twenty First Century.

Think Elvis Presley movie. Think Frankie Avalon.

Plot: Enemy agents plot to release a plague-bearing rabbit (one) on the Great Divide and are thwarted by a singing teen hero (Hall Jr.) with the personality of a blond plank of Southern pine wood.

Comes with my highest recommendation: three mutant thumbs up.
 
2013-08-14 12:24:53 PM
www.davidduke.com
 
2013-08-14 12:43:00 PM

generallyso: Prof. Frink: Why would someone get an injunction against someone who would buy you that sort of gift?

Because the sender hopes to catch you using it when they peek through your window.


Do you really think I accidentally never manage to pull the shade all the way down?

/please stop trampling on my peonies
//heh heh, peonies
 
2013-08-14 01:07:20 PM
avatarczar.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-08-14 01:07:34 PM
I thought bunnies had pancakes on their heads...or was it pork chops?  I'm so confused.
 
2013-08-14 01:39:36 PM
Mushy Snugglebites ?
 
2013-08-14 01:47:17 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-14 01:48:31 PM
Okay, which of you TotalFarkers sent her the Wascally Wabbit as a surprise?
 
2013-08-14 02:10:50 PM
Lords of Acid did a song about this toy. Here's the video, obviously neither the video or the website is safe for work...
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1051372283&utm_source=e m bed&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=embed-logo No linky! NSFW!

Censored, but still nsfw version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EGlKcYBbDw
 
2013-08-14 02:50:19 PM
I wouldn't underestimate it!

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2013-08-14 03:05:33 PM
Oh, I have one of those... Best $30 I ever spent, but I've noticed a few that get closer to the $100 range. For that price, it had better talk dirty to me and buy me dinner, though not necessarily in that order.

/I sound married.
 
2013-08-14 04:46:35 PM
nonsense, it's a travel rabbit.
(reasonably sfw, it's Top Gear)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPrg_ccBsRM
 
2013-08-14 04:58:36 PM
It keeps going, and going, and going, and...
 
2013-08-14 05:09:19 PM

supayoda: Oh, I have one of those... Best $30 I ever spent, but I've noticed a few that get closer to the $100 range. For that price, it had better talk dirty to me and buy me dinner, though not necessarily in that order.

/I sound married.


Profile check here I co....AAAAIIEEEEEEE
 
2013-08-14 08:11:58 PM
It was NOT, I repeat, NOT, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch..
 
2013-08-14 11:26:11 PM

uncleacid: The package was going tickle cock, tickle cock.



FTFever.
 
2013-08-14 11:27:58 PM

BlackMtnMan: I thought bunnies had pancakes on their heads...or was it pork chops?  I'm so confused.



Rumour has it that it's Cougars that have pancakes.......
 
2013-08-14 11:30:15 PM

supayoda: Oh, I have one of those... Best $30 I ever spent, but I've noticed a few that get closer to the $100 range. For that price, it had better talk dirty to me and buy me dinner, though not necessarily in that order.

/I sound married.



Take out the teeth and we got a deal.
 
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