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(11 Alive)   Rescue teams dispatched to rescue drowning basketball   (11alive.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, basketball, Chattahoochee River, false alarms  
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2013-08-14 08:43:59 AM  
Tragic news. By the time they got to the basketball, it was completely unresponsive
 
2013-08-14 10:16:51 AM  

FourDirections: Tragic news. By the time they got to the basketball, it was completely unresponsive


In addition, artificial respiration was impossible because they forgot the stupid little needle for the air pump.
 
2013-08-14 10:28:27 AM  
WILSON!!
 
2013-08-14 11:10:38 AM  

Kyro: WILSON!!


The white Wilson is at sea.  The brown Wilson gets rescued.  I think we know who to thank for this.
 
2013-08-14 11:16:54 AM  
So the basketball got dunked?
 
2013-08-14 11:20:11 AM  

Kyro: WILSON!!


blatz514: So the basketball got dunked?


I see my work has been done.
/*backs away from computer*
 
2013-08-14 11:20:20 AM  
OK, OK....done in one, two, three, four and five.

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2013-08-14 11:22:33 AM  
It was rolling on the river.
 
2013-08-14 11:23:45 AM  
And NO ONE ever rescues the drowning baseballs...THAT's RASCIST.
 
2013-08-14 11:24:14 AM  
Well, that explains why I see so many basketballs in the water ways when I go kayaking.
 
2013-08-14 11:34:01 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Well, that explains why I see so many basketballs in the water ways when I go kayaking.


apparently that's a thing
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2013-08-14 11:35:47 AM  
I'm here from the UPS jet crash thread.
Anyone seen a Wilson or a Voit soccer ball in the river yet?
 
2013-08-14 11:40:42 AM  

DubtodaIll: Evil Mackerel: Well, that explains why I see so many basketballs in the water ways when I go kayaking.

apparently that's a thing
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Huh, they only games we play are "frisbee" and "What the hell is that".
 
2013-08-14 11:57:07 AM  
Basketballs can't swim because they have denser bones.
 
2013-08-14 12:12:31 PM  
So, I take it, they arrived too late?
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-08-14 12:45:19 PM  
WILS.... ah damn it.
 
2013-08-14 01:26:05 PM  
He said he saw a girl that looked a lot like you up on Choctaw Ridge
And she and Billy Joe was throwing somethin' off the Tallahatchie Bridge."
 
2013-08-14 01:26:44 PM  
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