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2013-08-14 10:53:40 AM
Talk to me when he accepts/rejects it, until then...
 
2013-08-14 10:56:20 AM
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2013-08-14 10:58:13 AM
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2013-08-14 11:00:22 AM
Wonderful......$50 million so a bunch of basement-dwelling neck beards can chastise you for not being "true to the comic book".
 
2013-08-14 11:00:35 AM
If they have a 300 million dollar budget they're going to lose 200 million on the film.
DC has no clue what makes a superhero movie good.
 
2013-08-14 11:05:40 AM

unlikely: If they have a 300 million dollar budget they're going to lose 200 million on the film.
DC has no clue what makes a superhero movie good.


This; so much this.  DC may know, but it gets outvoted by WB's insistence to remain blindly stupid.
 
2013-08-14 11:06:26 AM
but internet piracy is making them bankrupt.

my fav quote:  "He could probably make 50 million dollars for being in the movie 20 minutes. And it would be worth every penny to the studio."i'm sure that disney thought the exact same thing about johnny depp being in the lone ranger.  and: "Why would Christian Bale walk away from what is certainly going to be either the first or second highest grossing movie in the history of cinema?"wow, they haven't even made the damn movie yet, and they're already expecting it to be the biggest thing of all time.  that's almost a recipe for disaster.
 
2013-08-14 11:07:03 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x270]


Where did that llama learn human speech?
 
2013-08-14 11:08:17 AM
Orlando Bloom as Batman?

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2013-08-14 11:09:34 AM

PizzaJedi81: Where did that llama learn human speech?


HAH
 
2013-08-14 11:11:04 AM

unlikely: If they have a 300 million dollar budget they're going to lose 200 million on the film.
DC has no clue what makes a superhero movie good.


It's ridiculous to see.

Marvel went about it with patience, establishing each character with their own movies, even if those movies were designed solely around establishing them as a hero and little more.

They slowly hyped it up and got everyone excited and 'then' they released The Avengers and made unholy amounts of money.

DC seems to be in a frantic state similar to an asthma attack, throwing money at various sources and desperately making movies(movie, really), with an obvious mind toward repeating Marvel's efforts, but they're failing so badly and no one seems to be able to help them stop failing.

No Wonder Woman movie.

Can't seem to decide on whether or not to remake Batman.  Can't seem to figure out if they want Christian Bale back for 3+ more movies.  Can't seem to get Bale to commit one way or another, but screw it, FULL SPEED AHEAD.

No other movies decided upon other than this Batman/Superman concept.

It's like....two kids get the same assignment:  Spend your summer doing a science project.  One kid diligently works on it for months from the very start, while the second kid wakes up 2 days after the project is due and is frantically gluing Popsicle sticks together to form something that crudely resembles the FSM.
 
2013-08-14 11:11:54 AM

enderthexenocide: but internet piracy is making them bankrupt.

my fav quote:  "He could probably make 50 million dollars for being in the movie 20 minutes. And it would be worth every penny to the studio."i'm sure that disney thought the exact same thing about johnny depp being in the lone ranger.  and: "Why would Christian Bale walk away from what is certainly going to be either the first or second highest grossing movie in the history of cinema?"wow, they haven't even made the damn movie yet, and they're already expecting it to be the biggest thing of all time.  that's almost a recipe for disaster.


If and when they actually put it to film, Marvel will probably have lots more of their characters in movies.  Not to mention two Avengers movies would've been done by now.
 
2013-08-14 11:14:32 AM

Infernalist: DC seems to be in a frantic state similar to an asthma attack, throwing money at various sources and desperately making movies(movie, really), with an obvious mind toward repeating Marvel's efforts, but they're failing so badly and no one seems to be able to help them stop failing.

No Wonder Woman movie.


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2013-08-14 11:16:27 AM
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2013-08-14 11:22:10 AM

PizzaJedi81: IdBeCrazyIf: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x270]

Where did that llama learn human speech?



I believe you mean alpaca.
 
2013-08-14 11:22:30 AM
If Christian Bale takes the role, that seals it. No farking way I'm seeing this movie. So tired of cock gobbler voice batman.
 
2013-08-14 11:26:05 AM

Infernalist: unlikely: If they have a 300 million dollar budget they're going to lose 200 million on the film.
DC has no clue what makes a superhero movie good.

It's ridiculous to see.

Marvel went about it with patience, establishing each character with their own movies, even if those movies were designed solely around establishing them as a hero and little more.

They slowly hyped it up and got everyone excited and 'then' they released The Avengers and made unholy amounts of money.

DC seems to be in a frantic state similar to an asthma attack, throwing money at various sources and desperately making movies(movie, really), with an obvious mind toward repeating Marvel's efforts, but they're failing so badly and no one seems to be able to help them stop failing.


At this point DC's iceskating uphill; they knew The Avengers were going to make nice money.   DC/WB thought that they still had enough time to think up another franchise or two to compete with Marvel.  They (and frankly, no one) saw The Avengers making the ungodly sums that it did make even before it went to DVD/Blu-Ray.  Now DC's playing catch-up and while MoS made some good money and should pick them off the canvas, I wouldn't be surprised if there were some within WB that was hoping for critical praise similar to "Batman Begins" to give them a boost.

It also doesn't help that DC and WB look like they have no plans beyond "Superman/Batman" while Marvel/Disney have the next five years worth of movies already mapped out.  DC/WB look and have acted like they don't have a plan.
 
2013-08-14 11:26:47 AM
#donald4batman
 
2013-08-14 11:27:12 AM

Witty_Retort: Infernalist: DC seems to be in a frantic state similar to an asthma attack, throwing money at various sources and desperately making movies(movie, really), with an obvious mind toward repeating Marvel's efforts, but they're failing so badly and no one seems to be able to help them stop failing.

No Wonder Woman movie.

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Farking this and, in a nutshell, why DC's stuck in reverse.
 
2013-08-14 11:29:33 AM
It will be interesting to see what he does. I wouldn't be surprsed if he turned it down though. I mean it is not like he needs the money. Plus when you are an academy award winning actor who was in one of the biggest franchises in history you can probably get pretty much any role you want.
 
2013-08-14 11:30:22 AM

Rwa2play: enderthexenocide: but internet piracy is making them bankrupt.

my fav quote:  "He could probably make 50 million dollars for being in the movie 20 minutes. And it would be worth every penny to the studio."i'm sure that disney thought the exact same thing about johnny depp being in the lone ranger.  and: "Why would Christian Bale walk away from what is certainly going to be either the first or second highest grossing movie in the history of cinema?"wow, they haven't even made the damn movie yet, and they're already expecting it to be the biggest thing of all time.  that's almost a recipe for disaster.

If and when they actually put it to film, Marvel will probably have lots more of their characters in movies.  Not to mention two Avengers movies would've been done by now.


You forgot to include "two years of a successful TV series" on top of the films in the next couple of years. Not that I wouldn't enjoy more Bale-led DC films... but this war is pretty much unwinnable for WB. I just hope it doesn't detract from their animated projects.

But as far as more Marvel characters... I'm curious to see what Feige and Whedon can do with Ruffalo in a standalone Hulk film. Maybe give Hawkeye a supporting role like Black Widow had in IM2. The MarvelMouse might be better off fleshing out existing characters a bit more before they start adding more characters (Wasp and Ant-Man especially).
 
2013-08-14 11:35:37 AM

clkeagle: Rwa2play: enderthexenocide: but internet piracy is making them bankrupt.

my fav quote:  "He could probably make 50 million dollars for being in the movie 20 minutes. And it would be worth every penny to the studio."i'm sure that disney thought the exact same thing about johnny depp being in the lone ranger.  and: "Why would Christian Bale walk away from what is certainly going to be either the first or second highest grossing movie in the history of cinema?"wow, they haven't even made the damn movie yet, and they're already expecting it to be the biggest thing of all time.  that's almost a recipe for disaster.

If and when they actually put it to film, Marvel will probably have lots more of their characters in movies.  Not to mention two Avengers movies would've been done by now.

You forgot to include "two years of a successful TV series" on top of the films in the next couple of years. Not that I wouldn't enjoy more Bale-led DC films... but this war is pretty much unwinnable for WB. I just hope it doesn't detract from their animated projects.

But as far as more Marvel characters... I'm curious to see what Feige and Whedon can do with Ruffalo in a standalone Hulk film. Maybe give Hawkeye a supporting role like Black Widow had in IM2. The MarvelMouse might be better off fleshing out existing characters a bit more before they start adding more characters (Wasp and Ant-Man especially).


I wouldn't go so far as to say "unwinnable".  Remember, at one time it was DC that was way in the lead in entertainment while Marvel sputtered along.  They need someone that WB can't push around or bully into making the movies they want.

I would be all-in for a Black Widow AND Hawkeye movies.  A Black Widow movie alone that would embarrass Bond fans would be enough for me.
 
2013-08-14 11:38:30 AM
WB executives are in desperate need of a farking mallet to their heads.

Seriously, Bale's Batman is crippled and retired, you farking troglodytes, and even if he wasn't, that universe's Batman would be crushed into a fine powder by the Superman in MoS. For fark's sake, he could barely handle a significantly depowered character like Bane. IT MAKES NO SENSE.

I loved the Dark Knight Trilogy. LOVED it. I saw TDK seven times in theaters. But that doesn't mean Nolan's Batman is the end-all-be-all.

Enough with Christian Bale already. His Batman is not definitive. His Batman voice is horrendous, and he had next to 0 detective or inquisitorial skills, and relied on people around him to save his ass repeatedly. That may be miles above the shiatfest that Schumacher foisted on us, but it's still not good enough, goddamn you.

If you want a genuine approach to The Goddamn Batman, do yourselves a favor: kill yourselves. Kill yourselves, and in your last wills and testaments, leave all film rights to the Batman character to Paul Dini and Bruce Timm, and then kill yourselves again for even attempting to bring a crippled and retired Batman into a movie called farking Batman VS. Superman, you bottom-feeding shiats.
 
2013-08-14 11:39:55 AM

Rwa2play: I would be all-in for a Black Widow AND Hawkeye movies. A Black Widow movie alone that would embarrass Bond fans would be enough for me.


I want to know about Budapest
 
2013-08-14 11:43:43 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Rwa2play: I would be all-in for a Black Widow AND Hawkeye movies. A Black Widow movie alone that would embarrass Bond fans would be enough for me.

I want to know about Budapest


That movie could be awesome seeing that both of them remember Budapest differently. Just think of all the fun they could have as if they are just shooting the breeze and arguing who is telling the story right.
 
2013-08-14 11:44:01 AM

Rwa2play: I wouldn't go so far as to say "unwinnable".  Remember, at one time it was DC that was way in the lead in entertainment while Marvel sputtered along.  They need someone that WB can't push around or bully into making the movies they want.


That's the problem - who could run the franchise? Everyone who knew anything about Joss Whedon knew that Marvel hit a homerun - and the Mouse has wisely given control of the entire franchise to him. The WB's only real option is letting Nolan run everything his way - but is Nolan half as passionate about the DC universe as Whedon is about Marvel?

There might be a few others who could do it (Straczynski, maybe), but only if WB would release the choke collar.

Rwa2play: I would be all-in for a Black Widow AND Hawkeye movies.  A Black Widow movie alone that would embarrass Bond fans would be enough for me.


It would be a hell of a lot of fun. But I don't see them taking that route - since they're SHIELD agents, their film could detract from the TV series.

At this point it looks like Whedon and Feige want supers on the big screen, humans on the small. And don't see Jeremy Renner or Scarlett Johansen taking TV roles instead of movie parts.
 
2013-08-14 11:44:38 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Rwa2play: I would be all-in for a Black Widow AND Hawkeye movies. A Black Widow movie alone that would embarrass Bond fans would be enough for me.

I want to know about Budapest



It's a delightful place in the summer.  Quite affordable and a nice waking city.  Although the language is like someone explaining orbital mechanics in Polish while sorting marbles by colour in their mouth.
 
2013-08-14 11:45:23 AM

clkeagle: Scarlett Johansen taking TV roles instead of movie parts.


I'd like to shoot something with Scarlett, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-08-14 11:46:30 AM

BafflerMeal: Although the language is like someone explaining orbital mechanics in Polish while sorting marbles by colour in their mouth.


Not unlike Welsh, then?
 
2013-08-14 11:47:14 AM

un4gvn666: WB executives are in desperate need of a farking mallet to their heads.


They've needed that ever since they made the decision to let Schumacher make the Batman sequels.

Seriously, Bale's Batman is crippled and retired, you farking troglodytes, and even if he wasn't, that universe's Batman would be crushed into a fine powder by the Superman in MoS. For fark's sake, he could barely handle a significantly depowered character like Bane. IT MAKES NO SENSE.

I loved the Dark Knight Trilogy. LOVED it. I saw TDK seven times in theaters. But that doesn't mean Nolan's Batman is the end-all-be-all.

Enough with Christian Bale already. His Batman is not definitive. His Batman voice is horrendous, and he had next to 0 detective or inquisitorial skills, and relied on people around him to save his ass repeatedly. That may be miles above the shiatfest that Schumacher foisted on us, but it's still not good enough, goddamn you.


As strange as it'll sound, they need Grant Morrison's "Batgod" take for a Batman/Superman movie.

If you want a genuine approach to The Goddamn Batman, do yourselves a favor: kill yourselves. Kill yourselves, and in your last wills and testaments, leave all film rights to the Batman character to Paul Dini and Bruce Timm, and then kill yourselves again for even attempting to bring a crippled and retired Batman into a movie called farking Batman VS. Superman, you bottom-feeding shiats.

If I had $50 Billion to spare, I'd buy Time Warner then fire everyone involved with handling DC/WB's relations.  Frankly, they're not only killing the golden goose, but they wanna turn it into dinner instead of feeding it and letting it continue to put out golden eggs.
 
2013-08-14 11:48:15 AM

PizzaJedi81: clkeagle: Scarlett Johansen taking TV roles instead of movie parts.

I'd like to shoot something with Scarlett, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.


With... or on?
 
2013-08-14 11:50:32 AM

Rwa2play: As strange as it'll sound, they need Grant Morrison's "Batgod" take for a Batman/Superman movie.


Even the Batman from the Animated films and series is competent and prepared enough to handle anyone in the Justice League, including Superman. At least rent him from the Diniverse, for shiat's sake. But Bale, again? No, just no.

/thankfully, he and everyone else involved in those films agrees that enough is enough
 
2013-08-14 11:51:13 AM

clkeagle: PizzaJedi81: clkeagle: Scarlett Johansen taking TV roles instead of movie parts.

I'd like to shoot something with Scarlett, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

With... or on?


Tomato, toMAHto.

Scarlett is a peach. Like when you eat a peach that is so ripe you can push your thumb through the skin. The juice runs down your chin and drips onto your chest, and the place in between your fingers gets so sticky you have trouble separating them. The next day, even after you wash your hands, you can still smell the sweet juice on your skin and, if no one is watching, you lick your fingers and the memory of that sweet fruit on your tongue floods back. Scarlett is like that.
 
2013-08-14 11:52:03 AM

PizzaJedi81: BafflerMeal: Although the language is like someone explaining orbital mechanics in Polish while sorting marbles by colour in their mouth.

Not unlike Welsh, then?


If, and this is the important part, the person speaking Welsh was translating Hindi on the fly by reading it off of the reflection in a mirror.
 
2013-08-14 11:53:06 AM

yves0010: That movie could be awesome seeing that both of them remember Budapest differently. Just think of all the fun they could have as if they are just shooting the breeze and arguing who is telling the story right.


Set it up buddy comedy style....I'd buy that
 
2013-08-14 11:53:58 AM
We don't know what a Justice League is,...

Go home, Subby. You're drunk.
 
2013-08-14 11:54:03 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: yves0010: That movie could be awesome seeing that both of them remember Budapest differently. Just think of all the fun they could have as if they are just shooting the breeze and arguing who is telling the story right.

Set it up buddy comedy style....I'd buy that


Ah, the Rashomon plot...how I love it.
 
2013-08-14 11:54:50 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Rwa2play: I would be all-in for a Black Widow AND Hawkeye movies. A Black Widow movie alone that would embarrass Bond fans would be enough for me.

I want to know about Budapest


Farking this.

yves0010: That movie could be awesome seeing that both of them remember Budapest differently. Just think of all the fun they could have as if they are just shooting the breeze and arguing who is telling the story right.


Kinda like "Basic"?  imokwiththis.jpg

clkeagle: That's the problem - who could run the franchise? Everyone who knew anything about Joss Whedon knew that Marvel hit a homerun - and the Mouse has wisely given control of the entire franchise to him. The WB's only real option is letting Nolan run everything his way - but is Nolan half as passionate about the DC universe as Whedon is about Marvel?

There might be a few others who could do it (Straczynski, maybe), but only if WB would release the choke collar.


You do realize these are the same group of people that said "no" to a Whedon Wonder Woman movie with Cobie Smulders as Diana, right?

*That sound you're hearing are the DC execs behind the decision banging their heads against a brick wall*

It would be a hell of a lot of fun. But I don't see them taking that route - since they're SHIELD agents, their film could detract from the TV series.

At this point it looks like Whedon and Feige want supers on the big screen, humans on the small. And don't see Jeremy Renner or Scarlett Johansen taking TV roles instead of movie parts.


If they're gonna take a chance with Guardians of the Galaxy, I can't see why they wouldn't have a Black Widow movie with Hawkeye talking about Budapest.

/also: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY~!
 
2013-08-14 11:55:35 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: yves0010: That movie could be awesome seeing that both of them remember Budapest differently. Just think of all the fun they could have as if they are just shooting the breeze and arguing who is telling the story right.

Set it up buddy comedy style....I'd buy that


I'd donate money 'now' if I knew that would make that movie happen.

The story writes itself: Romanov doing her thing, kicking ass and catching all kinds of luck, while Barton is elsewhere, getting kicked around, winning barely and setting up Romanov's good luck.
 
2013-08-14 11:57:45 AM

PizzaJedi81: IdBeCrazyIf: yves0010: That movie could be awesome seeing that both of them remember Budapest differently. Just think of all the fun they could have as if they are just shooting the breeze and arguing who is telling the story right.

Set it up buddy comedy style....I'd buy that

Ah, the Rashomon plot...how I love it.


I need to watch Rashomon now...
 
2013-08-14 11:57:54 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: yves0010: That movie could be awesome seeing that both of them remember Budapest differently. Just think of all the fun they could have as if they are just shooting the breeze and arguing who is telling the story right.

Set it up buddy comedy style....I'd buy that


That's what I was thinking. Seeing that they set up this whole Black Widow / Hawkeye romance going on. It would be awesome for them to have a comedy in an action movie. Get to a scene while Hawkeye is telling the story to have Black Widow interrupt and try to correct him.

Plus, correct me if Im wrong, but isn't Black Widow super enhanced as well as Hawkeye. Or is Hawkeye just to damn good that he can pull back a 200 lb bow with no problem. Please do inform me, I really do not know everything about them.
 
2013-08-14 11:58:44 AM
WB needs to get someone who gets DC to helm the shared movie universe. Marvel did a great job getting Kevin Feige as the 'godfather' producer for the franchise and he's been great at getting creative talent to move it along. Passing Joss the creative keys while letting directors do their own thing on individual movies is even better.

They'd probably start winning if they could snatch Del Toro away from Dreamworks, giving him the role Joss has at Marvel. We know he can do mythmaking. We know he can do big action movies. We know he can direct actors. Also, we'd probably get Ron Perlman as Martian Manhunter...I just peed myself a bit in excitement.
 
2013-08-14 12:00:17 PM

yves0010: Plus, correct me if Im wrong, but isn't Black Widow super enhanced as well as Hawkeye. Or is Hawkeye just to damn good that he can pull back a 200 lb bow with no problem. Please do inform me, I really do not know everything about them.


I'm not big on Marvel characters, but I seem to remember Black Widow being a Russian Super Soldier. Know nothing about Hawkeye, though.
 
2013-08-14 12:02:24 PM

yves0010: IdBeCrazyIf: yves0010: That movie could be awesome seeing that both of them remember Budapest differently. Just think of all the fun they could have as if they are just shooting the breeze and arguing who is telling the story right.

Set it up buddy comedy style....I'd buy that

That's what I was thinking. Seeing that they set up this whole Black Widow / Hawkeye romance going on. It would be awesome for them to have a comedy in an action movie. Get to a scene while Hawkeye is telling the story to have Black Widow interrupt and try to correct him.

Plus, correct me if Im wrong, but isn't Black Widow super enhanced as well as Hawkeye. Or is Hawkeye just to damn good that he can pull back a 200 lb bow with no problem. Please do inform me, I really do not know everything about them.


Okay, Black Widow was given a formula similar to Captain America's super-soldier serum that gives her abilities beyond that of Olympic-level athletes.
 
2013-08-14 12:03:44 PM

clkeagle: Rwa2play: I would be all-in for a Black Widow AND Hawkeye movies. A Black Widow movie alone that would embarrass Bond fans would be enough for me.

It would be a hell of a lot of fun. But I don't see them taking that route - since they're SHIELD agents, their film could detract from the TV series.

At this point it looks like Whedon and Feige want supers on the big screen, humans on the small. And don't see Jeremy Renner or Scarlett Johansen taking TV roles instead of movie parts.


If they don't want to do a Black Widow and/or Hawkeye feature film I could see them doing it as one of the short films they put on the DVD's, like "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor's Hammer" or the one on "The Avengers" disc.
 
2013-08-14 12:06:44 PM

un4gvn666: yves0010: Plus, correct me if Im wrong, but isn't Black Widow super enhanced as well as Hawkeye. Or is Hawkeye just to damn good that he can pull back a 200 lb bow with no problem. Please do inform me, I really do not know everything about them.

I'm not big on Marvel characters, but I seem to remember Black Widow being a Russian Super Soldier. Know nothing about Hawkeye, though.


Rwa2play: yves0010: IdBeCrazyIf: yves0010: That movie could be awesome seeing that both of them remember Budapest differently. Just think of all the fun they could have as if they are just shooting the breeze and arguing who is telling the story right.

Set it up buddy comedy style....I'd buy that

That's what I was thinking. Seeing that they set up this whole Black Widow / Hawkeye romance going on. It would be awesome for them to have a comedy in an action movie. Get to a scene while Hawkeye is telling the story to have Black Widow interrupt and try to correct him.

Plus, correct me if Im wrong, but isn't Black Widow super enhanced as well as Hawkeye. Or is Hawkeye just to damn good that he can pull back a 200 lb bow with no problem. Please do inform me, I really do not know everything about them.

Okay, Black Widow was given a formula similar to Captain America's super-soldier serum that gives her abilities beyond that of Olympic-level athletes.


I was aware that Black Widow was given a form of the supers-soldier serum that gives her the greater agility and such. I also know it slowed her aging down to almost nothing as shes as old as cap, going on 6 or 70. Hawkeye was the one I am most unsure about. I heard he was a mutant at one point some where. Not sure if that was true or just someone BSing it to sound like a geek.
 
2013-08-14 12:07:39 PM

un4gvn666: I'm not big on Marvel characters, but I seem to remember Black Widow being a Russian Super Soldier. Know nothing about Hawkeye, though.


She was experimented on through the Russian super soldier program and is a close approximation of Cap

Infernalist: The story writes itself: Romanov doing her thing, kicking ass and catching all kinds of luck, while Barton is elsewhere, getting kicked around, winning barely and setting up Romanov's good luck.


Exactly that, two soldiers sitting together recounting the event with Hawkeye correcting her at every turn with how he was the one shat on moment after moment where as her 'good luck' was actually Hawkeye

PizzaJedi81: Ah, the Rashomon plot...how I love it.


Bingo
 
2013-08-14 12:09:59 PM

yves0010: un4gvn666: yves0010: Plus, correct me if Im wrong, but isn't Black Widow super enhanced as well as Hawkeye. Or is Hawkeye just to damn good that he can pull back a 200 lb bow with no problem. Please do inform me, I really do not know everything about them.

I'm not big on Marvel characters, but I seem to remember Black Widow being a Russian Super Soldier. Know nothing about Hawkeye, though.

Rwa2play: yves0010: IdBeCrazyIf: yves0010: That movie could be awesome seeing that both of them remember Budapest differently. Just think of all the fun they could have as if they are just shooting the breeze and arguing who is telling the story right.

Set it up buddy comedy style....I'd buy that

That's what I was thinking. Seeing that they set up this whole Black Widow / Hawkeye romance going on. It would be awesome for them to have a comedy in an action movie. Get to a scene while Hawkeye is telling the story to have Black Widow interrupt and try to correct him.

Plus, correct me if Im wrong, but isn't Black Widow super enhanced as well as Hawkeye. Or is Hawkeye just to damn good that he can pull back a 200 lb bow with no problem. Please do inform me, I really do not know everything about them.

Okay, Black Widow was given a formula similar to Captain America's super-soldier serum that gives her abilities beyond that of Olympic-level athletes.

I was aware that Black Widow was given a form of the supers-soldier serum that gives her the greater agility and such. I also know it slowed her aging down to almost nothing as shes as old as cap, going on 6 or 70. Hawkeye was the one I am most unsure about. I heard he was a mutant at one point some where. Not sure if that was true or just someone BSing it to sound like a geek.


AFAIK Hawkeye's just farking superhuman with a bow and arrow.  Physically athletic but superhuman with a bow and arrow.  By her birth certificate, Natasha should be close to 80 or 90 years old, yet physically she's still in her mid-20s.
 
2013-08-14 12:12:34 PM

enderthexenocide: but internet piracy is making them bankrupt.

my fav quote:  "He could probably make 50 million dollars for being in the movie 20 minutes. And it would be worth every penny to the studio."i'm sure that disney thought the exact same thing about johnny depp being in the lone ranger.  and: "Why would Christian Bale walk away from what is certainly going to be either the first or second highest grossing movie in the history of cinema?"wow, they haven't even made the damn movie yet, and they're already expecting it to be the biggest thing of all time.  that's almost a recipe for disaster.


I liked Bale as Batman, but $50 Million for 20 minutes of screen time? WTF?

They're better off looking for some other actor and paying him $5 million. Hopefully, they'll hire an actor that won't sound like he needs a cough drop.
 
2013-08-14 12:14:25 PM
TFA: "He could probably make 50 million dollars for being in the movie 20 minutes"

I think that's the most disturbing part right there. Do they really expect a Justice League movie to work with only 20 minutes of Batman?
 
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