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(Telegraph)   Ugly-ass baby humpback whale: "I'M NOT A SHARK"   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 24
    More: Spiffy, humpback whales, Australia, Australia's Gold Coast, shark nets  
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2013-08-14 10:55:30 AM
Swim free brother.
 
2013-08-14 10:58:39 AM
Sooo we should not suck its dick?
 
2013-08-14 11:01:39 AM
Actually as humpbacks go that was quite attractive. Glad to see he's ok
 
2013-08-14 11:06:14 AM
Autoplay = autoclose.  I'm holding the whale responsible so f*ck you, whale!
 
2013-08-14 11:06:19 AM
SUCK MY DICK I'M NOT A

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Sooo we should not suck its dick?


Dammit.
 
2013-08-14 11:08:14 AM
Japanese everywhere are crying.  No whale veal for them.
 
2013-08-14 11:13:20 AM
pretty big guy but i'm pretty sure the jersey says sharks
 
2013-08-14 11:15:35 AM
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/stoopid malformed url
 
2013-08-14 11:23:08 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Sooo we should not suck its dick?


Best to play it safe.
 
2013-08-14 11:24:57 AM
 
2013-08-14 11:40:44 AM
Humpback whale sees Sea World boat with harpoon-wielding passenger and doesn't freak the fark out?
 
2013-08-14 11:47:48 AM
He's a witch!!! Burn him!!!
 
2013-08-14 12:31:15 PM

angry bunny: Japanese everywhere are crying.  No whale veal for them.


Don't worry, they still have their dolphins.

Also, hurray for the baby whale, now these fishermen can resume their shark slaughtering.
 
2013-08-14 12:36:58 PM
glad to hear all went well with George and Gracie.
 
2013-08-14 12:57:19 PM
Has it been eaten by an orca yet?

/orca, the dicks of the sea.
 
2013-08-14 01:28:33 PM

DVDave: How is whale shark formed?


My God, she's stupid!
 
2013-08-14 02:11:38 PM
fark you paywall.
 
2013-08-14 02:13:01 PM

Lady Indica: fark you paywall.


Here ya go. ;)
 
2013-08-14 02:15:33 PM

danielscissorhands: Lady Indica: fark you paywall.

Here ya go. ;)



Was its mom still nearby? I NEED CLOSURE! ;)
 
2013-08-14 02:23:44 PM

Lady Indica: danielscissorhands: Lady Indica: fark you paywall.

Here ya go. ;)


Was its mom still nearby? I NEED CLOSURE! ;)


Aww. All it said on the page that u couldn't view was:


It's believed the 29-foot (9m) young humpback whalebecame entangled overnight on Tuesday.

Sea World rescuers were able to free the whale quickly as it remained calm and weather conditions were favourable.

The whale swam away freely and without any injuries, local media reported.

And then some Japanese whalers caught it and cooked it for supper!

Three whales have been caught in Queensland state shark nets so far this year.

/I made up the 2nd last sentence
 
2013-08-14 02:29:01 PM

danielscissorhands: DVDave: How is whale shark formed?

My God, she's stupid!


Eh true dat, isn't she f*cking AWESOME?
 
2013-08-14 07:51:06 PM
In other news, shark nets are still a farking dumb idea that ends up killing lots of sea life for no reason. But whatever it takes, right?

If you worried about sharks, go to the pool. Seriously.
 
2013-08-14 11:55:56 PM
I'm not a shark
I'm not a shhhaarrrrrk!
Ok you may still suck my dick if you please, but
I'm not a shark!
 
2013-08-15 12:05:32 AM
Hummpback! Baby, humpback!
Hummpback! Baby, humpback!
Hummpback! Baby, humpback!
Humpback bay-ay-beeeeee....
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