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(Opposing Views)   Smooth talker claims to be Michelle Obama's adopted son, tries to access the family bank account. Why yes he did have two bags of weed on him at the time of his arrest, how'd you know?   (opposingviews.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Michelle Obama, Gooden, bank accounts, sons, College Station, shoestring catch  
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2013-08-14 08:25:59 AM  
If Obama had a son, he would look like that.
 
2013-08-14 08:30:30 AM  
Because he's related.
 
2013-08-14 08:32:03 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If Obama had a son, he would look like that.


He wouldn't act like that though.

Right?
 
2013-08-14 08:33:38 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If Obama had a son, he would look like that.


Done in one.
 
2013-08-14 08:34:08 AM  
I thought the Obama's were the parents of all Americans. Is this incorrect?
 
2013-08-14 08:38:29 AM  

oryx: I thought the Obama's were the parents of all Americans. Is this incorrect?


It's true. Americans vote for a new parent every four years. Barack is our daddy and Michelle is our mommy.

In 2016, we could have Hillary as our daddy and Bill as our mommy. That would be weird.
 
2013-08-14 08:39:45 AM  

oryx: I thought the Obama's were the parents of all Americans. Is this incorrect?


Yes. No. Maybe.
 
2013-08-14 08:55:33 AM  

oryx: I thought the Obama's were the parents of all Americans. Is this incorrect?


Shut up and PASS THE bacon.
 
2013-08-14 09:01:11 AM  
Darrell Issa will be investigating shortly.
 
2013-08-14 09:28:19 AM  
www.virginmedia.com

Unavailable for comment.
 
2013-08-14 09:50:50 AM  
 A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from his
name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Mrs.
Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on holiday."
Patricia  looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants
to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the
frog says his name is Kermit Jagger and that it's OK, he knows the
bank manager.

Patricia explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that
she would need to secure some collateral against the loan and asks if
he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have
this," and produces a tiny pink elephant, about half an inch tall,
bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patricia explains that she'll have to consult with the
manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and
says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to
know you and wants to borrow 30 grand. And he wants to use this as
collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant "I mean, what the hell
is this?"

The Manager says "It's a Knick Knack, Patty Whack. Give that frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
 
2013-08-14 09:57:20 AM  

MagSeven: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from his
name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Mrs.
Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on holiday."
Patricia  looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants
to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the
frog says his name is Kermit Jagger and that it's OK, he knows the
bank manager.

Patricia explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that
she would need to secure some collateral against the loan and asks if
he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have
this," and produces a tiny pink elephant, about half an inch tall,
bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patricia explains that she'll have to consult with the
manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and
says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to
know you and wants to borrow 30 grand. And he wants to use this as
collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant "I mean, what the hell
is this?"

The Manager says "It's a Knick Knack, Patty Whack. Give that frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


forums.pelicanparts.com

That joke is bad and you should feel bad
 
2013-08-14 09:58:29 AM  
content9.flixster.com

"Oops...I signed the wrong name"
 
2013-08-14 10:03:35 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: In 2016, we could have Hillary as our daddy and Bill as our mommy. That would be weird.


It would finally explain all the "your mother's a whore jokes" that seem so universal.

Also: 2 bags of weed left on him, and he came up with that scheme?  I'd have figured it would take all the weed a man could find to attempt that scam!
 
2013-08-14 10:29:23 AM  

MythDragon: MagSeven: A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from his
name plate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Mrs.
Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on holiday."
Patricia  looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants
to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the
frog says his name is Kermit Jagger and that it's OK, he knows the
bank manager.

Patricia explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that
she would need to secure some collateral against the loan and asks if
he has anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have
this," and produces a tiny pink elephant, about half an inch tall,
bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patricia explains that she'll have to consult with the
manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and
says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to
know you and wants to borrow 30 grand. And he wants to use this as
collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant "I mean, what the hell
is this?"

The Manager says "It's a Knick Knack, Patty Whack. Give that frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

[forums.pelicanparts.com image 593x401]

That joke is bad and you should feel bad


Heh. That's exactly what I wanted to do to the first person who told it to me!
 
2013-08-14 11:06:52 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If Obama had a son, he would look like that.


www.jiveturkeyjives.com
 
2013-08-14 12:52:24 PM  
his daughter too.
 
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