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(Maui News)   Shark bites kite-surfer girl's board, disappointed to find she's not on it. Will now tell friends the story of the one that got away, describe girl as 15 feet tall, etc   (mauinews.com) divider line 22
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2013-08-14 08:18:27 AM
mmmmm delicious
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2013-08-14 08:19:02 AM
www.socialtechpop.com

Yum.
 
2013-08-14 08:19:38 AM
Was subby drunk when piecing together that awful headline?
 
2013-08-14 08:21:04 AM
May I eat you, little surfer girl?
 
2013-08-14 08:22:38 AM
Candygram!
 
2013-08-14 08:28:44 AM
Correction.  The shark gave the board a friendly, adorable nibble.  It's how they greet loved ones and old friends.  Really no different than when people shake hands in that "cool" urban way or hug each other.  Sharks are so misunderstood, no need to sensationalize it.
 
2013-08-14 08:37:36 AM
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Surfer girl. It's the other white meat. Some say it's more tender. I say it's less gnarly.
 
2013-08-14 08:41:40 AM
www.mauinews.com

Kitesurfer Morgan Flannery, 19, shows the bite marks on her board after a shark bit down on it Tuesday afternoon at Kaa Point, or Kite Beach.
The Maui News / EILEEN CHAO photo


I'm not seeing a bite mark. I was picturing a comical zig zag chomp. And I am looking past the b00b and her breast.

/probably not a b00b. Probably an intelligent person with dreams and aspirations.  Just wanted to make 'that joke'.
 
2013-08-14 08:42:44 AM
Could you please show the scale of the girl and shark in cats?
 
2013-08-14 08:48:04 AM
FullMetalPanda

Could you please show the scale of the girl and shark in cats?


African or European?
 
2013-08-14 08:49:16 AM

Harry Freakstorm: FullMetalPanda

Could you please show the scale of the girl and shark in cats?

African or European?


Why not both for comparison?  Just no long cats that skews it.
 
2013-08-14 09:12:26 AM
Was it part of a Sharknado?
 
2013-08-14 09:16:35 AM
I got to meet the latest shark attack victim in Maui last November.  That was a metric buttload of stitches he was getting.
 
2013-08-14 09:20:06 AM
I wish a shark would eat this silly story.
 
2013-08-14 09:54:54 AM
"And she had a beak just like a marlin...."
 
2013-08-14 10:00:55 AM

ElPresidente: Was it part of a Sharknado?


The discovered there's a shark in the water, so they closed the beach.
When will it re-open?
 
2013-08-14 11:52:18 AM
Headline killed me; thanks, Subbby.  (It's a lot funnier if you're an avid fisherman.)  (Or fisherwoman.)
 
2013-08-14 11:59:51 AM
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2013-08-14 12:35:17 PM

Harry Freakstorm: [www.mauinews.com image 338x432]

Kitesurfer Morgan Flannery, 19, shows the bite marks on her board after a shark bit down on it Tuesday afternoon at Kaa Point, or Kite Beach.
The Maui News / EILEEN CHAO photo

I'm not seeing a bite mark. I was picturing a comical zig zag chomp. And I am looking past the b00b and her breast.

/probably not a b00b. Probably an intelligent person with dreams and aspirations.  Just wanted to make 'that joke'.


Scuff marks, upper-left of board (from pic) .  I was expecting surfboard material but it looks like a hard fiberglass composite, more like skateboard.
 
2013-08-14 12:38:19 PM
Recent interviews with shark representatives have provided insight into the explosion of shark attacks.  The shark community is generally well mannered and respectful of human beings, however young urban sharks recently pirated human broadcast television programming, including Discovery Channel's "Shark Week."  Minister of Shark Education Herr groB weiB stated, "We see this every year with the young ones, they watch the Shark Week off the human broadcast channels and decide they want to try and be like older uncivilized generations.  They feel like they are mistreated for atrocities committed hundreds of years ago, and therefore act out in violence and vengeance.  We don't promote that kind of thing, it's hurting our cause of demanding reparations through legal and diplomatic routes.  That's the type of thing you'd see from those religious nuts over by the desert."
 
2013-08-14 01:33:47 PM

Odd Bird: Harry Freakstorm: [www.mauinews.com image 338x432]

Kitesurfer Morgan Flannery, 19, shows the bite marks on her board after a shark bit down on it Tuesday afternoon at Kaa Point, or Kite Beach.
The Maui News / EILEEN CHAO photo

I'm not seeing a bite mark. I was picturing a comical zig zag chomp. And I am looking past the b00b and her breast.

/probably not a b00b. Probably an intelligent person with dreams and aspirations.  Just wanted to make 'that joke'.

Scuff marks, upper-left of board (from pic) .  I was expecting surfboard material but it looks like a hard fiberglass composite, more like skateboard.


Right, kitesurfers are made a lot like a snowboard as far as the lamination layers - gotta be careful you don't get speared by them on a rough day. ANyway, so the b00b is OK I guess, but too bad about her face, huh? Damn.
 
2013-08-14 02:37:33 PM

Stephen_Falken: Right, kitesurfers are made a lot like a snowboard as far as the lamination layers - gotta be careful you don't get speared by them on a rough day. ANyway, so the b00b is OK I guess, but too bad about her face, huh? Damn.


Snowboard - that's what I was looking for. (yes, I am old)
Face - ain't sayin nuthin
 
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