If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Standard Digital (Kenya))   Church, church, brothel, church, brothel, brothel... what a country   (standardmedia.co.ke) divider line 16
    More: Interesting, churches  
•       •       •

7550 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Aug 2013 at 8:00 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



16 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-08-14 06:53:27 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-14 08:08:43 AM  
Location, location, location...
 
2013-08-14 08:09:15 AM  
You're getting farked, either way.
 
2013-08-14 08:10:14 AM  
Contest for 'members'...hahahahah good one.
 
2013-08-14 08:13:03 AM  
What a refreshing piece of Victorian prose. And since it's Kenya, we now know which churches birthers attend sample.
 
2013-08-14 08:18:11 AM  
Sin. Pray for forgiveness. Sin. Pray for forgiveness. Works great.
 
2013-08-14 08:23:45 AM  

untaken_name: Contest for 'members'...hahahahah good one.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-14 08:24:21 AM  
Something, something, knees, something...
 
2013-08-14 08:28:02 AM  
"If you use a condom, you will pay me Sh200. If not we have to negotiate," the sms read. She agrees and fixes the price at Sh500 and invites me to attend her church the following day.

Yeah, because who wants to use a condom with a prostitute in Sub-Saharan Africa?
 
2013-08-14 09:14:02 AM  
Sad that all those dens of iniquity and sin are polluting an otherwise healthy country full of brothels.
 
2013-08-14 09:40:20 AM  
Mother, daughter raped at gunpoint in Kayole
Man killed himself in maternity ward one hour after his wife gave birth to their child
Man rapes mother, slashes his father to death
Twins lynched in Kayole
NairobiBoy's agony as his private parts are chopped off
Double tragedy as man injured in bride-shooting dies
Traffic police officer's manhood chopped off by girlfriend


WTF?!  I thought relaxed sexual tensions was supposed to reduce violent crime.
 
2013-08-14 01:41:33 PM  
Religion I can believe in.
 
2013-08-14 01:57:51 PM  
Whores and god-pimps living together? Sign of the Apocalypse, right there.
 
2013-08-14 03:03:17 PM  

Sybarite: "If you use a condom, you will pay me Sh200. If not we have to negotiate," the sms read. She agrees and fixes the price at Sh500 and invites me to attend her church the following day.


200 Kenyan Shillings is ~ US$2.25
 
2013-08-14 05:04:13 PM  

nucal: Sybarite: "If you use a condom, you will pay me Sh200. If not we have to negotiate," the sms read. She agrees and fixes the price at Sh500 and invites me to attend her church the following day.

200 Kenyan Shillings is ~ US$2.25


And Kenyan Shillings are basically the most valuable currency in East Africa.  That same $2.25 is about 3700 Tanzanian Shillings, or 5850 Ugandan Shillings.
 
2013-08-15 01:15:34 PM  
Thought there should have been a FLORIDA tag when I read the healdine. HEADline, heh-henh!
 
Displayed 16 of 16 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report