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(Calgary Herald)   Human rights group calls for a boycott of Hitler wine. Experts say you can tell it's a true bottle of Hitler when all the French wines in your cellar refuse to come out of hiding   (calgaryherald.com) divider line 84
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2013-08-14 07:17:29 AM  
Does the fine print on the label say, "Warning: May contain Semites"?
 
2013-08-14 07:32:40 AM  
They probably don't have any white wines since that's made from juice.
 
2013-08-14 07:45:06 AM  
Jeez, hold a grudge why don't you.
 
2013-08-14 08:55:17 AM  
Mrs. Highway is reading a book on French wine during the Nazi occupation of France.  That story seem more interesting than this one.
 
2013-08-14 08:56:00 AM  
Hide the manischewitz
 
2013-08-14 08:56:30 AM  
I bet it tastes a little ashy
 
2013-08-14 08:56:42 AM  
Because only offended people have rights
 
2013-08-14 08:57:18 AM  

Gunny Highway: Mrs. Highway is reading a book on French wine during the Nazi occupation of France.  That story seem more interesting than this one.


Wine at War?  Cool book.
 
2013-08-14 08:58:57 AM  
Nice headline.
But only a true Hitler wine would blow its own cork.
 
2013-08-14 09:01:23 AM  
Is it a good wine? Usually wines that have to resort to controversial names are middling.
 
2013-08-14 09:02:17 AM  

FrancoFile: Gunny Highway: Mrs. Highway is reading a book on French wine during the Nazi occupation of France.  That story seem more interesting than this one.

Wine at War?  Cool book.


All Quiet on the Western Front:

"Kat gives no explanation. He has the bread, the rest doesn't matter. I'm sure 
that if he were planted down in the middle of the desert, in half an hour he would 
have gathered together a supper of roast meat, dates, and wine".

And later on, he farking does.
remember the turkey?
 
2013-08-14 09:02:32 AM  

FrancoFile: Gunny Highway: Mrs. Highway is reading a book on French wine during the Nazi occupation of France.  That story seem more interesting than this one.

Wine at War?  Cool book.


That is the one!  I am constantly checking in on her progress because I want to get my hands on it.
 
2013-08-14 09:03:18 AM  
Once again some misguided group calling for a boycott gives some clowns free publicity.  Sales will triple.
 
2013-08-14 09:04:39 AM  
The wine turns sour the closer you bring it to Moscow.
 
2013-08-14 09:05:53 AM  
Naturally, Hitler reacts.

And again.
 
2013-08-14 09:06:22 AM  
Distilled for maximum concentration.
 
2013-08-14 09:08:40 AM  
www.traditioninaction.org

A strong nose that stays on the lip long after the first sip; a floral bouquet that's just so hip, FuhrerweinTM
 
2013-08-14 09:08:48 AM  

vudukungfu: blow its own cork


go on....
 
2013-08-14 09:09:01 AM  

Sybarite: They probably don't have any white wines since that's made from juice.


Well just hurry up and drink it, then you can say Vee have eliminated all zee juice!
 
2013-08-14 09:10:37 AM  
I'm not paying $14.88 for that swill.
 
2013-08-14 09:10:50 AM  
You'll find it in most liquor stores on the extreme right of the shelf.
 
2013-08-14 09:11:28 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm not paying $14.88 for that swill.


Nicely done
 
2013-08-14 09:13:13 AM  

vudukungfu: Nice headline.
But only a true Hitler wine would blow its own cork.


Hey big spender
 
2013-08-14 09:13:59 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: AverageAmericanGuy: I'm not paying $14.88 for that swill.

Nicely done


Heh heh.
 
2013-08-14 09:14:02 AM  
You know who else enjoyed Hitler wine?
 
2013-08-14 09:18:10 AM  
The wines not very palatable but their 9-11 Malt Liquor will destroy you.
 
2013-08-14 09:19:31 AM  
It's Fascistlicious!
 
2013-08-14 09:20:09 AM  
So, I take it this "human rights group" is very vocal in their criticism of Israeli treatment of the Palestinians?
 
2013-08-14 09:21:22 AM  

Osvcat: Hide the manischewitz


Sulfite Macht Frei
 
2013-08-14 09:22:34 AM  
I do Nazi this boycott working out well.
 
2013-08-14 09:23:23 AM  
I like where this thread is Goring.
 
2013-08-14 09:24:21 AM  

Osvcat: Hide the manischewitz


You can always figure out where the manischewitz is, it has a big fruity nose.
 
2013-08-14 09:26:35 AM  
They were only going to be produced in Germany, but they recently took over an annex in Poland.
 
2013-08-14 09:28:00 AM  
It works best if you store it next to the saki
 
2013-08-14 09:32:23 AM  
Made from jackboot crushed grapes!
 
2013-08-14 09:33:06 AM  
Pairs with anything oven-roasted.
 
2013-08-14 09:34:40 AM  
Those bottles would look good next to my Star Trek wine.
 
2013-08-14 09:44:53 AM  
You've really got to decant this wine. It needs space to breathe.
 
2013-08-14 09:46:46 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm not paying $14.88 for that swill.



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2013-08-14 09:47:08 AM  
It was going to be sold with a twist top cap, but they decided that using a cork would be the final solution.
 
2013-08-14 09:48:30 AM  
Hitler was a mean drunk.
 
2013-08-14 09:49:22 AM  
Why would you troll this thread?  Just why?  I mean it's like beating up a 5 year old. Sure it's easy but there is no way you will feel satisfied with your work afterwards.
 
2013-08-14 09:51:28 AM  
But, I wanted to enjoy the wine while sitting in mein kampfy chair...


ramblingrhodes.mu.nu
 
2013-08-14 09:53:51 AM  

whosits_112: But, I wanted to enjoy the wine while sitting in mein kampfy chair...


I like playing my banjo in Mein Kampfy chair.
 
2013-08-14 09:56:17 AM  
Basil Fawlty doesn't want you to mention the way. He did once, but he's pretty sure he got away with it.
 
2013-08-14 10:00:45 AM  
The winery thanks the Simon Wiesenthal Centre profusely for all the free publicity.  They'll probably sell their entire stock of this swill wine now!
 
2013-08-14 10:06:47 AM  
Frankly, I don't understand what the fuhrer is all about
 
2013-08-14 10:16:19 AM  
I remember seeing this stuff at a store in Italy like 5 years ago.
 
2013-08-14 10:19:57 AM  
it has a certain lebensraum that other wines just can't match
 
2013-08-14 10:25:49 AM  
subtard, your use of a tired old 'joke' is lazy and uninspired.

Besides, who is more cowardly than americans, letting their own government trash their rights as citizens?

You may not be the next france, but you're shaping up to be the new germany
 
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