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(Patch)   I wasn't drinking and driving, officer -- I only swigged my Jack Daniels at red lights   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, drunk driving, police officers, East Hanover, Jose Garcia, Hyundai Sonata, drove, Ray Liotta  
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1959 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Aug 2013 at 6:53 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-14 03:46:09 AM  
Honest, Ossifer, I wasn't drivin'... we was ALL in the back seat singin' ;)
2013-08-14 06:59:54 AM  
Obummer's Amerikkka. Now we have drunk drivers.
2013-08-14 07:00:49 AM  
They should ban that. I bet it would save at least 20 children's lives.
2013-08-14 07:16:04 AM

Abel, put that camera down, now. Abel, you're fired. Out!

// Where's the Patch® Deathwatch Clock™?
2013-08-14 07:17:00 AM  
better than texting. at least ypu can learn to be a decent drunk driver and be safe. aint no cure for texting while piloting a 3000lb rolling bomb tho.
2013-08-14 07:17:03 AM  
At least I'm not SHIATTIN' you!
2013-08-14 07:56:37 AM  
Whats his Fark handle?
2013-08-14 08:38:19 AM  

safetycap: [ image 77x27]

Abel, put that camera down, now. Abel, you're fired. Out!
// Where's the Patch® Deathwatch Clock™?

Now I know why Patch is failing. That's a gawd awful ugly web site. The layout is horrific, can't tell ads from the content. Maybe that's intentional.
2013-08-14 08:49:20 AM  
You asked for it....Swigging liquid charcoal is insane.
2013-08-14 10:58:56 AM  
God that's awesome, I thought the fark headline was just a joke, but no, it's there in the article!!!

Wonder if they let him finish the bottle before they took it as evidence.
2013-08-14 11:13:29 AM  
How dare they arrest this man, the sip'n'roll is totally a valid tactic.
2013-08-14 02:06:40 PM  
A perfect defense.
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