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(NJ.com)   Snooki visits DNA testing facility to determine the identity of her birth species   (nj.com) divider line 48
    More: Obvious, Jersey Shore, Snooki, DNA, Polizzi, Jionni LaValle, DNA testing, Elizabeth Banks  
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2013-08-14 03:01:39 AM
+1 Subby. Would LOL again.
 
2013-08-14 08:14:31 AM
Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo
We wouldn't claim her, neither should you.
 
2013-08-14 08:28:52 AM
Done in 2.
 
2013-08-14 08:29:37 AM
To her baby daddy You came in that? You're braver than I thought.
 
2013-08-14 08:33:51 AM
Who the hell is "Snooki"????????????
 
2013-08-14 08:34:15 AM
The question is not "Why did Snooki visit a DNA testing facility?"  The question is "Why was anyone paying attention to what Snooki is doing?"
 
2013-08-14 08:34:56 AM
oh////Obamas dog....I get it.
 
2013-08-14 08:35:18 AM
Maybe she wants to get herself checked out for any possible genetic diseases that she might have. She has a baby now, so wanting to know if there are any possible problems that can be predicted is just good sense.
 
2013-08-14 08:35:44 AM
I don't care what anyone says, and I am quite positive my dick would melt like a pig in piranha sauce, but I would still hit that shiat like a fat kid on a Flintstones push up pop on a hot August day.
 
2013-08-14 08:35:53 AM

BlackMtnMan: Who the hell is "Snooki"????????????


Big Bird's imaginary friend.
 
2013-08-14 08:37:42 AM

eyemarten: BlackMtnMan: Who the hell is "Snooki"????????????

Big Bird's imaginary friend.


No, that was Snuffalupugus. This is Snuffalottacoke.
 
2013-08-14 08:38:27 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: I don't care what anyone says, and I am quite positive my dick would melt like a pig in piranha sauce, but I would still hit that shiat like a fat kid on a Flintstones push up pop on a hot August day.


You're more brave than I thought.
 
2013-08-14 08:40:41 AM

BlackMtnMan: Who the hell is "Snooki"????????????


BlackMtnMan: oh////Obamas dog....I get it.


Snooki > You
 
2013-08-14 08:50:00 AM
www.thefashionspot.com    cdn.thegloss.com
 
2013-08-14 08:51:03 AM

BlackMtnMan: Who the hell is "Snooki"????????????


A squatty Hispanic chick who thinks she's Italian.
 
2013-08-14 08:54:44 AM
I did not know she was Chilean.  I guess I should have figured out she wasn't Italian by the fact that she looks Hispanic.  Oh well.

/Italian and ashamed
 
2013-08-14 08:54:53 AM
The southern martian snu-snu beast?
 
2013-08-14 08:55:46 AM

Already Disturbed:     


She actually looks pretty hot without makeup.
 
2013-08-14 08:59:21 AM
Snooki + DNA testing facility = Mariposa Military Base.
 
2013-08-14 08:59:47 AM
Who?
 
2013-08-14 09:00:16 AM

DubyaHater: Who?


Get out more
 
2013-08-14 09:02:27 AM
i've seen her without the makeup. Take away that and find a way to up her intelligence and she would have some potential. She aint too bad lookin ya know.
 
2013-08-14 09:04:53 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: I don't care what anyone says, and I am quite positive my dick would melt like a pig in piranha sauce, but I would still hit that shiat like a fat kid on a Flintstones push up pop on a hot August day.


This is the perfect combination of user name and comment.

(And I would, too. I'm not necessarily proud of that, but there you go.)
 
2013-08-14 09:12:07 AM

gnosis301: Mariposa Military Base


ahh the reference to Vats of Goo is not missed.  very funny.
 
2013-08-14 09:22:24 AM
Attention Horian? From the Lookatme planet.
 
2013-08-14 09:34:39 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Attention Horian? From the Lookatme planet.


Sounds Armenian.
 
2013-08-14 09:38:50 AM

DMZ DEATH: Already Disturbed:     

She actually looks pretty hot without makeup.


Yeah, she'd be much better looking if she used a more minimalist approach to her makeup. Still doesn't help her personality and intelligence though.

/would definitely hit it though, especially now that she's been getting in shape.
//what? It's not like I'm looking to marry the broad.
 
2013-08-14 09:40:18 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Attention Horian? From the Lookatme planet.


Spock to Enterprise, no life signs detected.

//others might simply mercy kill the planet.
////do the rest of the galaxy is saved from their particular type of bullshiat.
 
2013-08-14 09:40:39 AM
Polizzi, 25, was adopted by her Italian parents from Chile when she was six months old.

I always wondered why that little hispanic was so heavily embedded in the Italian-American Jersey shore society.
 
2013-08-14 09:49:27 AM

DubyaHater: Who?


It was an Oompa Loompa that got famous but the 15 minutes ran out.
 
2013-08-14 09:51:28 AM

monoski: DubyaHater: Who?

It was an Oompa Loompa that got famous but the 15 minutes ran out.


That fact that you and others are discussing her right freaking now would seem to indicate otherwise.
 
2013-08-14 09:51:37 AM
She's prepping for a very special episode of The Maury Show.
 
2013-08-14 10:16:44 AM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-14 10:26:03 AM
I guess when you've ridden more dicks than a hooker at a Richard Nixon Impersonator Convention, trying to figure out who was the sperm donor for your unholy spawn can be a bit of a challenge.
 
2013-08-14 10:28:05 AM
You notice we don't hear about Kim Kardashian anymore? The reason is she refuses to leave the house. She's suffering from severe water gain and she can't lose any of the weight she gained during her pregnancy. Her body is ruined, she looks truly hideous. There's rumors she may even have the implants removed from her buttocks.
 
2013-08-14 10:34:52 AM

devilEther: You notice we don't hear about Kim Kardashian anymore? The reason is she refuses to leave the house. She's suffering from severe water gain and she can't lose any of the weight she gained during her pregnancy. Her body is ruined, she looks truly hideous. There's rumors she may even have the implants removed from her buttocks.


Thank you for the report from The Star.

/most definitely do not want pics.
 
2013-08-14 11:02:02 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-14 11:59:05 AM
Gonz:  (And I would, too. I'm not necessarily proud of that, but there you go.)

Pricks have an unexplainable yearning to dive through all the yeasty seas.
 
2013-08-14 12:55:11 PM

gravebayne2: i've seen her without the makeup. Take away that and find a way to up her intelligence and she would have some potential. She aint too bad lookin ya know.


this is true.  without all that bullshiat on her, she's kinda cute.
 
2013-08-14 01:20:01 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: monoski: DubyaHater: Who?

It was an Oompa Loompa that got famous but the 15 minutes ran out.

That fact that you and others are discussing her right freaking now would seem to indicate otherwise.


It is kind of like people still make jokes about Mill-Vanilli, we know who they WERE but now wish they would just get the dishes off the table we are done eating and want the waitress to bring desert.
 
2013-08-14 01:39:52 PM

ManateeGag: gravebayne2: i've seen her without the makeup. Take away that and find a way to up her intelligence and she would have some potential. She aint too bad lookin ya know.

this is true.  without all that bullshiat on her, she's kinda cute.


Dude no sh*t. She's pretty hot now she's lost that skank weight. From TFA:

distilleryimage7.ak.instagram.com
 
2013-08-14 02:17:11 PM
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My my..
 
2013-08-14 02:27:33 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-14 03:28:46 PM
Traffic cone.
 
2013-08-14 06:50:19 PM

devilEther: [24.media.tumblr.com image 425x323]


Love the baby in the background.
 
2013-08-14 09:12:06 PM
Her birth species?  That would be C-section or vag, right?

I don't know what's more sad, the poor grammar in the headline or that some mod greenlit this.
 
2013-08-14 09:24:16 PM

prgrmr: Her birth species?  That would be C-section or vag, right?

I don't know what's more sad, the poor grammar in the headline or that some mod greenlit this.


Vagina and C-Section are species now instead of methods of birthing a baby? Put the bong down dude.
 
2013-08-15 03:40:00 PM
DNA testing? Maybe she's trying to find out who her baby's mother is.

/surprised this wasn't posted yet.
 
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