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(Sun News Network)   FBI: "Did you kill Canadians?" Serial Killer: "Canadians don't count"   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 32
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12263 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Aug 2013 at 5:32 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-13 03:23:40 PM  
8 votes:
Canadians are like pre-season games.
2013-08-13 05:49:20 PM  
5 votes:

asynchron: From the comments in-article:

"one less murderer 2 worry about."

So you'll replace "to" with "2", but spell out "one"? HATE.


Makes you want to kill someone doesn't it.
2013-08-13 06:40:58 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-13 06:13:54 PM  
2 votes:
That had to be an awkward conversation with the RCMP liaison.

"Based on what he said, you should check your own records for any possible victims."

"Oh, well, what did he say there, now, eh?"

"He said, uh, well, he said that, ah, it doesn't matter specifically, really, he may have been joking."

"Come on, what? What did he say?"

"He said that you guys, well, he said you don't count."

"For what purpose?"

*silence*

"Murdering us? He said MURDERING US doesn't count?"

"Yeah."

*silence*

"Sorry."
2013-08-13 05:50:22 PM  
2 votes:
If he'd been suspected of killing folks in Toronto or Ottawa, I'd quibble.

But the guy went to Montreal.  So not only are they Canadian, but they are FRENCH Canadian.

The French Canadians are a group that both normal Canadians and normal Frenchians both reject.  And they otherwise can't agree on anything.
2013-08-13 05:44:47 PM  
2 votes:
Canadians don't speak up when you kill one of them.  "Um...ah...'scuse me...would you mind maybe not doing that sort of thing quite so much?"
2013-08-13 05:44:40 PM  
2 votes:

blatz514: Anne.Uumellmahaye: He seemed to take enjoyment out of killing people," Feldis said.

Ya think?

Wow, I almost wrote the same exact thing but decided that a Jean-Luc face palm was in order.


It's funny that they were posted at the same time, too, since I had to rewrite mine because autocorrect changed Ya to Us.

My first quasi-simulpost!
2013-08-13 05:44:24 PM  
2 votes:

Anne.Uumellmahaye: He seemed to take enjoyment out of killing people," Feldis said.

Ya think?


I hate it when someone takes the enjoyment out of something. Now killing is no fun, what do we do for a hobby?
2013-08-13 05:38:55 PM  
2 votes:
seasweetie.files.wordpress.com
Scene of the crime
2013-08-13 05:38:15 PM  
2 votes:
"He seemed to take enjoyment out of killing people," Feldis said.

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2013-08-13 05:34:42 PM  
2 votes:
Well, he's not wrong.
2013-08-13 05:06:29 PM  
2 votes:
Canadians are exceedingly easy to kill. Unless they are named Zap Rowsdower.
2013-08-13 04:58:29 PM  
2 votes:
Wait a minute - is the OBVIOUS tag out of order or something?
2013-08-13 04:40:03 PM  
2 votes:
Oh come on, they count.  Just for less than real people.
2013-08-14 01:32:15 AM  
1 votes:
As a dual citizen, who is currently living in Canada... I had a guy say something interesting the other day, and it was creepy, but I don't know if it is true or not.

"We may not have as high a murder rate here as you do in the states, but you better believe we have plenty of missing persons. There's a lot of room up here. If you bury somebody out on the back 40, it's not considered a murder until they find them, if they ever find them."
2013-08-13 10:27:40 PM  
1 votes:

WippitGuud: I'm Canadian. And I count, dammit!

1 - 2 - 4 - 5....


Five is right out.
2013-08-13 08:55:44 PM  
1 votes:
Keyes, 34, told FBI interrogators that he made several trips to Montreal to sleep with prostitutes.


Sleep??
2013-08-13 08:49:09 PM  
1 votes:

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Canadians don't speak up when you kill one of them.  "Um...ah...'scuse me...would you mind maybe not doing that sort of thing quite so much?"


More like "Oh! Sorry, you almost got me with your knife there."
2013-08-13 07:14:37 PM  
1 votes:
They're like CFL yardage....
2013-08-13 06:56:29 PM  
1 votes:
Who's missing from this thread?

If we put our heads together, maybe we can guess his Fark handle.
2013-08-13 06:03:45 PM  
1 votes:

Ego edo infantia cattus: Wait... Killing one of their "musicians" still counts right?


Oh those aren't our musicians. They're our covert offensive.
2013-08-13 05:58:45 PM  
1 votes:
I'm Canadian. And I count, dammit!

1 - 2 - 4 - 5....
2013-08-13 05:57:08 PM  
1 votes:

Ego edo infantia cattus: Wait... Killing one of their "musicians" still counts right?


Considering she is still alive and kicking, no. You get that girl. You get that Bieber. We can talk after that.
2013-08-13 05:56:16 PM  
1 votes:

Burr: Gyrfalcon: Lando Lincoln: Canadians are exceedingly easy to kill. Unless they are named Zap Rowsdower.

He's half Zioxian, eh.

Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

/lousy, stinking, francophonic, bacon-loving bastards,


Careful, you might catch a bad case of hockey hair
2013-08-13 05:54:21 PM  
1 votes:

Lando Lincoln: Canadians are exceedingly easy to kill. Unless they are named Zap Rowsdower.


You cannot mess with the denim armor.
2013-08-13 05:53:32 PM  
1 votes:

Agent Smiths Laugh: asynchron: From the comments in-article:

"one less murderer 2 worry about."

So you'll replace "to" with "2", but spell out "one"? HATE.

Makes you want to kill someone doesn't it.


maybe
2013-08-13 05:46:58 PM  
1 votes:
From the comments in-article:

"one less murderer 2 worry about."

So you'll replace "to" with "2", but spell out "one"? HATE.
2013-08-13 05:43:48 PM  
1 votes:
i40.tinypic.com
2013-08-13 05:40:18 PM  
1 votes:

Anne.Uumellmahaye: He seemed to take enjoyment out of killing people," Feldis said.

Ya think?


Wow, I almost wrote the same exact thing but decided that a Jean-Luc face palm was in order.
2013-08-13 05:39:27 PM  
1 votes:
Wait... Killing one of their "musicians" still counts right?
2013-08-13 05:38:23 PM  
1 votes:
He seemed to take enjoyment out of killing people," Feldis said.

Ya think?
2013-08-13 05:37:10 PM  
1 votes:
He's got a point.
 
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