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(Sun News Network)   FBI: "Did you kill Canadians?" Serial Killer: "Canadians don't count"   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 15
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2013-08-13 05:52:53 PM  
2 votes:

asynchron: From the comments in-article:

"one less murderer 2 worry about."

So you'll replace "to" with "2", but spell out "one"? HATE.


That's because, sadly, many people do not know the difference between two, to, and too, so they gimp it and go with 2
2013-08-13 03:09:04 PM  
2 votes:
Well they don't
2013-08-14 01:32:15 AM  
1 votes:
As a dual citizen, who is currently living in Canada... I had a guy say something interesting the other day, and it was creepy, but I don't know if it is true or not.

"We may not have as high a murder rate here as you do in the states, but you better believe we have plenty of missing persons. There's a lot of room up here. If you bury somebody out on the back 40, it's not considered a murder until they find them, if they ever find them."
2013-08-13 10:27:40 PM  
1 votes:

WippitGuud: I'm Canadian. And I count, dammit!

1 - 2 - 4 - 5....


Five is right out.
2013-08-13 10:15:55 PM  
1 votes:
A friend of mine met this guy several times, and you know how everyone always has stories about the undiscovered criminal gave off a weird vibe or made other people uncomfortable in some way? She says he wasn't like that at all -- just seemed like a nice, rather shy kind of guy who enjoyed the outdoors. She would have gotten into a car with him any day of the week (though it looks like his M.O. was killing complete strangers, so she would probably have been safe, but still ...) I have no problem believing he killed a lot more people than he's credited for, unfortunately, he thought this stuff out so well that absent finding a complete written confession somewhere I doubt anyone will ever know.

/that detail about stashing a "murder kit" near the couple's house TWO YEARS before killing them is just unearthly. Never mind head-spinning and theatrical yelling, if there's anyone on earth who's legitimately possessed by the devil, it's someone like this guy.
2013-08-13 09:51:36 PM  
1 votes:
For a while, that f*cking bastard was a person of interest in the murder of my neighbor and her daughter while they were on a day hike near Mt. Pilchuck in '06.  The FBI has ruled him out though.  Too bad, it would have been good to have some closure for the family.

/still like him for it
//burn in hell anyway, m*therf*cker
2013-08-13 07:12:18 PM  
1 votes:

moto-geek: Ego edo infantia cattus: Wait... Killing one of their "musicians" still counts right?

Counts double for the following at least:
Bieber, Nickelback, Celine Dion, Lavigne...


...Lee, Lifeson, Peart...
2013-08-13 06:40:58 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-08-13 05:50:22 PM  
1 votes:
If he'd been suspected of killing folks in Toronto or Ottawa, I'd quibble.

But the guy went to Montreal.  So not only are they Canadian, but they are FRENCH Canadian.

The French Canadians are a group that both normal Canadians and normal Frenchians both reject.  And they otherwise can't agree on anything.
2013-08-13 05:49:20 PM  
1 votes:

asynchron: From the comments in-article:

"one less murderer 2 worry about."

So you'll replace "to" with "2", but spell out "one"? HATE.


Makes you want to kill someone doesn't it.
2013-08-13 05:46:58 PM  
1 votes:
From the comments in-article:

"one less murderer 2 worry about."

So you'll replace "to" with "2", but spell out "one"? HATE.
2013-08-13 05:44:40 PM  
1 votes:

blatz514: Anne.Uumellmahaye: He seemed to take enjoyment out of killing people," Feldis said.

Ya think?

Wow, I almost wrote the same exact thing but decided that a Jean-Luc face palm was in order.


It's funny that they were posted at the same time, too, since I had to rewrite mine because autocorrect changed Ya to Us.

My first quasi-simulpost!
2013-08-13 05:39:27 PM  
1 votes:
Wait... Killing one of their "musicians" still counts right?
2013-08-13 04:58:29 PM  
1 votes:
Wait a minute - is the OBVIOUS tag out of order or something?
2013-08-13 04:54:57 PM  
1 votes:
What is the exchange rate on a Canadian?
 
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