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(Sun News Network)   FBI: "Did you kill Canadians?" Serial Killer: "Canadians don't count"   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 72
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2013-08-13 03:09:04 PM  
Well they don't
 
2013-08-13 03:23:40 PM  
Canadians are like pre-season games.
 
2013-08-13 04:40:03 PM  
Oh come on, they count.  Just for less than real people.
 
2013-08-13 04:54:57 PM  
What is the exchange rate on a Canadian?
 
2013-08-13 04:56:48 PM  

cgraves67: Canadians are like pre-season games.


Zing.
 
2013-08-13 04:58:29 PM  
Wait a minute - is the OBVIOUS tag out of order or something?
 
2013-08-13 05:06:29 PM  
Canadians are exceedingly easy to kill. Unless they are named Zap Rowsdower.
 
2013-08-13 05:34:42 PM  
Well, he's not wrong.
 
2013-08-13 05:35:29 PM  
Did you kill that guy?
Nope.
 
2013-08-13 05:35:31 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Canadians are exceedingly easy to kill. Unless they are named Zap Rowsdower.


He's half Zioxian, eh.
 
2013-08-13 05:37:10 PM  
He's got a point.
 
2013-08-13 05:37:31 PM  
This guy's face just looks so punchable.  Pity we all didn't get a chance.
 
2013-08-13 05:38:15 PM  
"He seemed to take enjoyment out of killing people," Feldis said.

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2013-08-13 05:38:23 PM  
He seemed to take enjoyment out of killing people," Feldis said.

Ya think?
 
2013-08-13 05:38:55 PM  
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Scene of the crime
 
2013-08-13 05:39:27 PM  
Wait... Killing one of their "musicians" still counts right?
 
2013-08-13 05:40:18 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: He seemed to take enjoyment out of killing people," Feldis said.

Ya think?


Wow, I almost wrote the same exact thing but decided that a Jean-Luc face palm was in order.
 
2013-08-13 05:43:37 PM  
Did you kill anybody?

A few cops.

No real people?

Just cops.
 
2013-08-13 05:43:48 PM  
i40.tinypic.com
 
2013-08-13 05:44:24 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: He seemed to take enjoyment out of killing people," Feldis said.

Ya think?


I hate it when someone takes the enjoyment out of something. Now killing is no fun, what do we do for a hobby?
 
2013-08-13 05:44:40 PM  

blatz514: Anne.Uumellmahaye: He seemed to take enjoyment out of killing people," Feldis said.

Ya think?

Wow, I almost wrote the same exact thing but decided that a Jean-Luc face palm was in order.


It's funny that they were posted at the same time, too, since I had to rewrite mine because autocorrect changed Ya to Us.

My first quasi-simulpost!
 
2013-08-13 05:44:47 PM  
Canadians don't speak up when you kill one of them.  "Um...ah...'scuse me...would you mind maybe not doing that sort of thing quite so much?"
 
2013-08-13 05:46:58 PM  
From the comments in-article:

"one less murderer 2 worry about."

So you'll replace "to" with "2", but spell out "one"? HATE.
 
2013-08-13 05:48:59 PM  
That's just rude.
 
2013-08-13 05:49:20 PM  

asynchron: From the comments in-article:

"one less murderer 2 worry about."

So you'll replace "to" with "2", but spell out "one"? HATE.


Makes you want to kill someone doesn't it.
 
2013-08-13 05:50:22 PM  
If he'd been suspected of killing folks in Toronto or Ottawa, I'd quibble.

But the guy went to Montreal.  So not only are they Canadian, but they are FRENCH Canadian.

The French Canadians are a group that both normal Canadians and normal Frenchians both reject.  And they otherwise can't agree on anything.
 
2013-08-13 05:51:54 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Lando Lincoln: Canadians are exceedingly easy to kill. Unless they are named Zap Rowsdower.

He's half Zioxian, eh.


Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

/lousy, stinking, francophonic, bacon-loving bastards,
 
2013-08-13 05:52:42 PM  
He does have a point.
 
2013-08-13 05:52:53 PM  

asynchron: From the comments in-article:

"one less murderer 2 worry about."

So you'll replace "to" with "2", but spell out "one"? HATE.


That's because, sadly, many people do not know the difference between two, to, and too, so they gimp it and go with 2
 
2013-08-13 05:53:06 PM  
He's not wrong. He's just an asshole.
 
2013-08-13 05:53:23 PM  

Warthog: If he'd been suspected of killing folks in Toronto or Ottawa, I'd quibble.

But the guy went to Montreal.  So not only are they Canadian, but they are FRENCH Canadian.

The French Canadians are a group that both normal Canadians and normal Frenchians both reject.  And they otherwise can't agree on anything.


So, are you saying they're fair game?
 
2013-08-13 05:53:32 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: asynchron: From the comments in-article:

"one less murderer 2 worry about."

So you'll replace "to" with "2", but spell out "one"? HATE.

Makes you want to kill someone doesn't it.


maybe
 
2013-08-13 05:54:21 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Canadians are exceedingly easy to kill. Unless they are named Zap Rowsdower.


You cannot mess with the denim armor.
 
2013-08-13 05:56:16 PM  

Burr: Gyrfalcon: Lando Lincoln: Canadians are exceedingly easy to kill. Unless they are named Zap Rowsdower.

He's half Zioxian, eh.

Just where the hell does Canada get off sharing a border with countries far superior to it?

/lousy, stinking, francophonic, bacon-loving bastards,


Careful, you might catch a bad case of hockey hair
 
2013-08-13 05:56:24 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Warthog: If he'd been suspected of killing folks in Toronto or Ottawa, I'd quibble.

But the guy went to Montreal.  So not only are they Canadian, but they are FRENCH Canadian.

The French Canadians are a group that both normal Canadians and normal Frenchians both reject.  And they otherwise can't agree on anything.

So, are you saying they're fair game?


Only with the appropriate hunting license.  Canada's one of those hyper-regulated socialist places after all.  You need a permit for EVERYTHING.
 
2013-08-13 05:57:08 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: Wait... Killing one of their "musicians" still counts right?


Considering she is still alive and kicking, no. You get that girl. You get that Bieber. We can talk after that.
 
2013-08-13 05:58:45 PM  
I'm Canadian. And I count, dammit!

1 - 2 - 4 - 5....
 
2013-08-13 06:03:45 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: Wait... Killing one of their "musicians" still counts right?


Oh those aren't our musicians. They're our covert offensive.
 
2013-08-13 06:05:06 PM  
I think he was just telling the Feds how to do their jobs.  He couldn't be tried for murdering Canadians in an American court after all, could he?
 
2013-08-13 06:05:25 PM  
Pftt...they arent Dutch

/well someone had to say it
 
2013-08-13 06:13:54 PM  
That had to be an awkward conversation with the RCMP liaison.

"Based on what he said, you should check your own records for any possible victims."

"Oh, well, what did he say there, now, eh?"

"He said, uh, well, he said that, ah, it doesn't matter specifically, really, he may have been joking."

"Come on, what? What did he say?"

"He said that you guys, well, he said you don't count."

"For what purpose?"

*silence*

"Murdering us? He said MURDERING US doesn't count?"

"Yeah."

*silence*

"Sorry."
 
2013-08-13 06:40:58 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-08-13 06:55:11 PM  
And police fear they will never know because Keyes slit his wrists in an Alaskan jail in 2012 awaiting trial for Koenig's murder.


RIght. up. to. date.


Subby?  wtf?
 
2013-08-13 06:56:29 PM  
Who's missing from this thread?

If we put our heads together, maybe we can guess his Fark handle.
 
2013-08-13 07:01:21 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: Wait... Killing one of their "musicians" still counts right?


Counts double for the following at least:
Bieber, Nickelback, Celine Dion, Lavigne...
 
2013-08-13 07:12:18 PM  

moto-geek: Ego edo infantia cattus: Wait... Killing one of their "musicians" still counts right?

Counts double for the following at least:
Bieber, Nickelback, Celine Dion, Lavigne...


...Lee, Lifeson, Peart...
 
2013-08-13 07:14:37 PM  
They're like CFL yardage....
 
2013-08-13 08:15:48 PM  
Ok, anybody else getting a Henry Lee Lucas vibe here?
 
2013-08-13 08:49:09 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Canadians don't speak up when you kill one of them.  "Um...ah...'scuse me...would you mind maybe not doing that sort of thing quite so much?"


More like "Oh! Sorry, you almost got me with your knife there."
 
2013-08-13 08:52:47 PM  

basemetal: What is the exchange rate on a Canadian?



"5 American, 6 Canadian"/obscure?
 
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