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(Gamespot)   32.3 quadrillion shots fired in Call of Duty, which comes in 2nd behind the number of grenades thrown   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Call of Duty, Demographics of the United States, Call of Duty 4, GameSpot  
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2558 clicks; posted to Geek » on 13 Aug 2013 at 5:21 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-08-13 04:43:19 PM  
3 votes:
Sooo, Call of Duty is basically a Storm Trooper training tool.
2013-08-13 05:44:50 PM  
2 votes:
Call of Duty is the most polite society.
2013-08-13 09:56:54 PM  
1 vote:

Bane of Broone: I have Battlefield and COD. I haven't touched either in about a year, but I still throw down on this every day.

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I stopped playing TF2 when I somehow, no matter what server, no matter what auto-balancing, I'd end up on the losing team. And not just "oh, I guess we lost but good try guys" losing, but just gangbusters farking shiatstomped on. Like I'm the only guy going for objectives while everyone else either turtles or farms headshots as Sniper. And no matter what, even if I switched to the team that just had four Medics, I would suddenly be playing without any Medics.

Love that game, hate the players. Hell is other gamers.
2013-08-13 09:40:18 PM  
1 vote:

Flappyhead: Shakin_Haitian: I'll just hide behind this wall for three seconds. Healed up in a jiffy.

That's what always made me laugh about modern shooters.  The fanboys all scream "Realism!  Only two guns!  Most accurate gun and vehicle models EVAH!!!" but still want regenerating health.

/Resistance 3 was such a fun trip down nostalgia lane

I only play totally realistic games, where if one bullet or large piece of shrapnel hits you, you have to fall back and hope to find a medic before bleeding to death.  You then get sutured, medevac'ed, then spend several in-game months in rehab before you are allowed back into the action (assuming you are not permanently crippled).  In most cases you are just medically discharged and then you get to the minigame called "fight the VA for your rightfully earned benefits while going into massive debt and suffering from PTSD." That's the lucky outcome, too - in some cases, you are actually killed by your injuries, in which case you have to buy a new copy of the game and create a totally new character if you want to play any more.
2013-08-13 07:40:40 PM  
1 vote:

Lt. Cheese Weasel: bdub77: Most of the time I play CoD I'm struggling to understand how some camper on the killcam shot me through a wall from 100 feet away.

Bullets, how do they work?

Maybe he means knifed you from 100 feet away.
2013-08-13 05:50:56 PM  
1 vote:
Big whoop. Chicago has that many shots fired in a 3-day weekend.
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