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(Politico)   Apparently TRYING to make the hosts of "Fox and Friends" have a stroke, Michelle Obama releases a rap album   (politico.com) divider line 23
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2013-08-13 02:22:22 PM
5 votes:

gilgigamesh: Dear Jesus:

Please let Jay Z guest on this album. I pray this to Thee, so that Thine Trollishly Divine Will of sploding heads be fulfilled, for maximum lulz.

This I pray, Troll Jesus. Amen.


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2013-08-13 01:04:50 PM
4 votes:
Dear Jesus:

Please let Jay Z guest on this album. I pray this to Thee, so that Thine Trollishly Divine Will of sploding heads be fulfilled, for maximum lulz.

This I pray, Troll Jesus. Amen.
2013-08-13 01:42:36 PM
3 votes:
'F*ck the po...po...po' boy!'

/mmmm
//sammich
2013-08-13 01:20:07 PM
3 votes:
Subby, you don't say "released" an album. Insiders use the word "dropped," as in, "Michelle Obama dropped an album, yo." And if a little bit of twerking will get fourth graders to eat their carrots, what's the big dillyo?
2013-08-13 02:25:35 PM
2 votes:
Shut up and PASS THE bacon!
2013-08-13 02:21:54 PM
2 votes:

Esc7: Rapmaster2000: SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>

Please enquote your trans-posted comments!


THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE WHAT IS HAPPENING OH GOD I AM NOT GOOD AT COMPUTER.
2013-08-13 02:12:43 PM
2 votes:
Face Down, Ass up, that's the way to do push up?
2013-08-13 02:05:16 PM
2 votes:
I heard the album is really good, not quite rad, but radish.
2013-08-13 01:42:03 PM
2 votes:
It is bi-partisan with GOP guest appearance by Michael Steel?

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2013-08-13 02:30:39 PM
1 votes:
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2013-08-13 02:13:27 PM
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Jairzinho: Benevolent Misanthrope: The 19-track album with song titles like "U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv" is being released by the Partnership for a Healthier America, an independent group found in conjunction with Let's Move.

Yeah, I'm sure that will be extremely popular with the kids.

I know many kids who loved their songs... (and still hated veggies)
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Something tells me this one may not be oriented to the same audience.


If I understand correctly, the Veggie Tales songs were about eating more bibles.
2013-08-13 02:11:27 PM
1 votes:

busy chillin': I heard the album is really good, not quite rad, but radish.


Yeah, but no one would carrot all if it wasn't Michelle that put it out there.
2013-08-13 02:00:08 PM
1 votes:
I must have misunderstood - I thought that group WERE stroke survivors, and that's how Fox & Friends got created.  That 1/2 non-workgin brain really unites people.  Who better than another survivor to wipe the drool off your chin?
2013-08-13 01:58:29 PM
1 votes:

MinkeyMan: Am I a racist for noticing all the racism in the comments?


Apparently the only way to diagree with someone who's black is "as racistly as possible."
2013-08-13 01:56:53 PM
1 votes:
Am I a racist for noticing all the racism in the comments?
2013-08-13 01:46:31 PM
1 votes:
Hahaha, fantastic!  I mean, I'm sure it will be terrible.  But in a fantastic way.

But seriously, eat your vegetables.
2013-08-13 01:45:41 PM
1 votes:
Let them eat broccoli?
2013-08-13 01:42:11 PM
1 votes:
She might mean well but seriously, is she trying to make eating healthy look stupid?
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-13 01:28:25 PM
1 votes:
"U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv"

I saw the last one on Pay-per-view and it didn't have Michelle in it, but those girls looked pretty healthy.
2013-08-13 01:24:55 PM
1 votes:
"Just look at that Michelle Obama. Eating crackers like she owns the place."
2013-08-13 01:21:26 PM
1 votes:
I feel sorry for the comment moderators of NRO and Breitbart. They're going to need to call in reinforcements.
2013-08-13 01:20:10 PM
1 votes:

Aarontology: I didn't like W, but I liked Laura Bush's efforts for historical preservation and such. I didn't reflexively hate her because of her husband.


Well, to be fair you're not an unmedicated crazy person.
2013-08-13 12:31:09 PM
1 votes:
The 19-track album with song titles like "U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv" is being released by the Partnership for a Healthier America, an independent group found in conjunction with Let's Move.

Yeah, I'm sure that will be extremely popular with the kids.
 
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