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2013-08-13 02:11:27 PM

busy chillin': I heard the album is really good, not quite rad, but radish.


Yeah, but no one would carrot all if it wasn't Michelle that put it out there.
 
2013-08-13 02:11:32 PM

Rapmaster2000: SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>


Ahm... hmm. Serious or not serious? If you're serious I suggest you either get back on your meds or see a doctor to be put on meds.
 
2013-08-13 02:11:47 PM
Nancy Reagan: Say no to drugs. =OkLaura Bush: Read books. =OkMichelle Obama: Eat healthier. =OUTRAGEI wonder what might be the reason for only one of these to be a problem?
 
2013-08-13 02:11:59 PM

MinkeyMan: Am I a racist for noticing all the racism in the comments?


This one is so bad it makes me like vicariously embarrassed for the racist community as a whole:

i194.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-13 02:12:12 PM
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly get your adverbs here!
 
2013-08-13 02:12:19 PM

Jairzinho: Benevolent Misanthrope: The 19-track album with song titles like "U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv" is being released by the Partnership for a Healthier America, an independent group found in conjunction with Let's Move.

Yeah, I'm sure that will be extremely popular with the kids.

I know many kids who loved their songs... (and still hated veggies)
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 285x264]


Something tells me this one may not be oriented to the same audience.
 
2013-08-13 02:12:43 PM
Face Down, Ass up, that's the way to do push up?
 
2013-08-13 02:13:21 PM

Rapmaster2000: SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>


You're more than welcome to leave.
 
2013-08-13 02:13:27 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Jairzinho: Benevolent Misanthrope: The 19-track album with song titles like "U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv" is being released by the Partnership for a Healthier America, an independent group found in conjunction with Let's Move.

Yeah, I'm sure that will be extremely popular with the kids.

I know many kids who loved their songs... (and still hated veggies)
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 285x264]

Something tells me this one may not be oriented to the same audience.


If I understand correctly, the Veggie Tales songs were about eating more bibles.
 
2013-08-13 02:15:08 PM

UrukHaiGuyz: If I understand correctly, the Veggie Tales songs were about eating more bibles.


For some reason I saw that as "eating babies" and laughed my ass off.
 
2013-08-13 02:17:17 PM

dinch: I know a couple people who, before Obama was elected, were pretty healthy and concerned about their weight. They don't like Obama and have been pretty verbal about not liking the healthy eating thing that Michelle is doing. Now, I don't know this for sure, but they're both pretty fat now and part of me thinks it's in defiance of this "eat healthy" thing.

I hope I'm wrong, cause that would be really farking stupid.


This phenomenon we marvel at is really quite horrifying and insidious.  What the conservative movement in this country has done has tied together all things that oppose it into one big mass of evil.  This has probably been helped along by the strong mixing of religion and politics that the right practices.  This allows them to heighten the rhetoric against Obama and the Democratic party by playing to their bases hearts of faith.  It makes conservatism a faith.

Everything that is not conservative is now "connected" to each other and is evil because liberalism is evil.  It's really that simple to the most brain dead conservatives.  Liberal->Obama->Michelle->Vegetables.  It really is that simple.  When something is as evil as the earth shaking Satan liberalism is promulgated to be, its evilness is infinite and is never reduced by association to anything.  Eating healthy and insulating your house are just as evil as Obama to the worst of the Republican base.

The problem is that this is a scorched earth tactic.  Republican politicians in congress can't go back on any of it.  They can't compromise because that would betray the propaganda they've fed their base.  It hamstrings any forward progress.  Because conservatism is now exhibiting the hallmarks of faith.  RINO purges and accusations of impurity, witnessing and true believerism all go hand in hand with the deepest red core of people.  And the zealots of the party now have figured out how to primary congress persons if they dare defy them.

This type of thinking, this fear-based irrationality is dangerous.  It could flare out due to its inability to cope in the reality based world, but it could do a lot of damage before then.
 
2013-08-13 02:20:52 PM

Rapmaster2000: SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>


Please enquote your trans-posted comments!
 
2013-08-13 02:21:09 PM

sweetmelissa31: MinkeyMan: Am I a racist for noticing all the racism in the comments?

This one is so bad it makes me like vicariously embarrassed for the racist community as a whole:

[i194.photobucket.com image 651x107]


That's really strange, to me.  People so racist, that they're convinced Michelle Obama is actually fat.
 
2013-08-13 02:21:42 PM
"U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv"

Is it too much to ask for the First Lady to promote healthy eating *and* literacy?
 
2013-08-13 02:21:54 PM

Esc7: Rapmaster2000: SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>

Please enquote your trans-posted comments!


THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE WHAT IS HAPPENING OH GOD I AM NOT GOOD AT COMPUTER.
 
2013-08-13 02:22:22 PM

gilgigamesh: Dear Jesus:

Please let Jay Z guest on this album. I pray this to Thee, so that Thine Trollishly Divine Will of sploding heads be fulfilled, for maximum lulz.

This I pray, Troll Jesus. Amen.


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2013-08-13 02:23:36 PM

Esc7: The problem is that this is a scorched earth tactic. Republican politicians in congress can't go back on any of it. They can't compromise because that would betray the propaganda they've fed their base. It hamstrings any forward progress. Because conservatism is now exhibiting the hallmarks of faith. RINO purges and accusations of impurity, witnessing and true believerism all go hand in hand with the deepest red core of people. And the zealots of the party now have figured out how to primary congress persons if they dare defy them.

This type of thinking, this fear-based irrationality is dangerous. It could flare out due to its inability to cope in the reality based world, but it could do a lot of damage before then.


I've noticed this too an it makes me really really sad. Republicans were once a party that you could at least respect even if you didn't agree with them. Nowadays though? Holy shiat, they act like children who are off of their meds! I was so happy when Obama was elected the first time because I seriously thought that the Republicans would get their shiat together and start acting sane again. Instead, they went the other direction with as much fury as they could muster.

Really, really sad.
 
2013-08-13 02:25:35 PM
Shut up and PASS THE bacon!
 
2013-08-13 02:27:58 PM

Jackson Herring: gilgigamesh: Dear Jesus:

Please let Jay Z guest on this album. I pray this to Thee, so that Thine Trollishly Divine Will of sploding heads be fulfilled, for maximum lulz.

This I pray, Troll Jesus. Amen.

[31.media.tumblr.com image 600x426]


You sir are a national treasure.

Never change.
 
2013-08-13 02:29:26 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: She might mean well but seriously, is she trying to make eating healthy look stupid?


I think it's a mom thing. Nearly every mother I know, including my own, would look at this and say 'what a great idea!'.

/And they're all seemingly intelligent women...
//Reason #68486453 not to have kids: Loss of common sense.
 
2013-08-13 02:30:39 PM
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2013-08-13 02:33:58 PM

Rapmaster2000: Esc7: Rapmaster2000: SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>

Please enquote your trans-posted comments!

THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE WHAT IS HAPPENING OH GOD I AM NOT GOOD AT COMPUTER.


He's just pissed off at being left out.  If your momma named you Rapmaster2000 and you get left off a public service rap album for kids, you pretty much have nothing left to live for.
 
2013-08-13 02:35:15 PM

Alphax: sweetmelissa31: MinkeyMan: Am I a racist for noticing all the racism in the comments?

This one is so bad it makes me like vicariously embarrassed for the racist community as a whole:

[i194.photobucket.com image 651x107]

That's really strange, to me.  People so racist, that they're convinced Michelle Obama is actually fat.


The finest example of "cognitive dissonance" you can observe in the wild
 
2013-08-13 02:39:25 PM
Look if there is one thing this article and its comments prove, it is that there is no longer racism in America and also that liberals and blacks are the real racists.
 
2013-08-13 02:39:26 PM
I researched 'Veggie Luv' and I'll never be able to un-see what I saw.
 
2013-08-13 02:41:38 PM

dinch: Lolly, Lolly, Lolly get your adverbs here!


Cause they're homonyms, yes they're homonyms (NSFW language)
 
2013-08-13 02:42:08 PM

Esc7: dinch: I know a couple people who, before Obama was elected, were pretty healthy and concerned about their weight. They don't like Obama and have been pretty verbal about not liking the healthy eating thing that Michelle is doing. Now, I don't know this for sure, but they're both pretty fat now and part of me thinks it's in defiance of this "eat healthy" thing.

I hope I'm wrong, cause that would be really farking stupid.

This phenomenon we marvel at is really quite horrifying and insidious.  What the conservative movement in this country has done has tied together all things that oppose it into one big mass of evil.  This has probably been helped along by the strong mixing of religion and politics that the right practices.  This allows them to heighten the rhetoric against Obama and the Democratic party by playing to their bases hearts of faith.  It makes conservatism a faith.

Everything that is not conservative is now "connected" to each other and is evil because liberalism is evil.  It's really that simple to the most brain dead conservatives.  Liberal->Obama->Michelle->Vegetables.  It really is that simple.  When something is as evil as the earth shaking Satan liberalism is promulgated to be, its evilness is infinite and is never reduced by association to anything.  Eating healthy and insulating your house are just as evil as Obama to the worst of the Republican base.

The problem is that this is a scorched earth tactic.  Republican politicians in congress can't go back on any of it.  They can't compromise because that would betray the propaganda they've fed their base.  It hamstrings any forward progress.  Because conservatism is now exhibiting the hallmarks of faith.  RINO purges and accusations of impurity, witnessing and true believerism all go hand in hand with the deepest red core of people.  And the zealots of the party now have figured out how to primary congress persons if they dare defy them.

This type of thinking, this fear-based irrationa ...


Nailed it.
 
2013-08-13 02:44:46 PM
I'm going to force feed donuts to kindergarteners just to spite her
 
2013-08-13 02:45:21 PM

gilgigamesh: Aarontology: I didn't like W, but I liked Laura Bush's efforts for historical preservation and such. I didn't reflexively hate her because of her husband.

Well, to be fair you're not an unmedicated crazy person.


This might be my favorite comment of all time.
 
2013-08-13 02:48:14 PM

ArkPanda: Rapmaster2000: Esc7: Rapmaster2000: SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>

Please enquote your trans-posted comments!

THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE WHAT IS HAPPENING OH GOD I AM NOT GOOD AT COMPUTER.

He's just pissed off at being left out.  If your momma named you Rapmaster2000 and you get left off a public service rap album for kids, you pretty much have nothing left to live for.


Rapmaster2000 is the name of my rap distribution business that thanks to Obama's war on job creators, has been unable to create rap jobs for young aspiring rap entrepreneurs.  I've been forced to hire those people who record the names of stops on subways.   Thanks, Omaha.
 
2013-08-13 02:51:04 PM

NeverDrunk23: gilgigamesh: Or... who's that other black rap guy that sends Fox & Friends into a seething case of the hates. Common, isn't it? He'll do as well.

To be fair, what doesn't piss off Fox and Friends?


Good old fashioned racism and sexism?
 
2013-08-13 02:51:58 PM

vpb: "U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv"

I saw the last one on Pay-per-view and it didn't have Michelle in it, but those girls looked pretty healthy.


I was hopping SOMEONE had chimed in on that one... I wasn't sure if I had the creative, um, juices to come up with a good play on that one.
 
2013-08-13 02:53:04 PM
FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:   Rapmaster2000: SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>


FTFY
 
2013-08-13 02:53:11 PM
If the talking holes on Faux and Friends did collapse in spasms of aural bleeding and ruptured inter-cranial blood vessels, that would be the only reason that my television would ever be tuned to that channel.

Where I would record it to my DVR, so I could play it again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

/and preserve it for my grandchildren
 
2013-08-13 02:54:13 PM

Alphax: sweetmelissa31: MinkeyMan: Am I a racist for noticing all the racism in the comments?

This one is so bad it makes me like vicariously embarrassed for the racist community as a whole:

[i194.photobucket.com image 651x107]

That's really strange, to me.   Fat People so racist, that they're convinced Michelle Obama is actually fat.

 
2013-08-13 02:57:28 PM
SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.


We've been hearing this shiat from these degenerates for years now, so it's no surprise, but man I cannot even imagine how hateful these people must be. She is a classy first lady who just wants to help children learn healthy eating habits.
 
2013-08-13 03:00:02 PM

Lost Thought 00: I'm going to force feed donuts to kindergarteners just to spite her


Oh yeah, I'm going to one-up you...

I'm going to force feed kindergartners to other kindergartners...

/And then make dounts out of them.
 
2013-08-13 03:05:52 PM

gilgigamesh: Dear Jesus:

Please let Jay Z guest on this album. I pray this to Thee, so that Thine Trollishly Divine Will of sploding heads be fulfilled, for maximum lulz.

This I pray, Troll Jesus. Amen.


I'd like to amend your prayer to include, at minimum, a Grammy nomination, if not a win. That'd be OK, right?
 
2013-08-13 03:07:51 PM

Pocket Ninja: And if a little bit of twerking will get fourth graders to eat their carrots, what's the big dillyo?


cdn.gifbay.com
 
2013-08-13 03:12:25 PM

CPGamer: Nailed it.


FYFL:

The Center for Science in the Public Interest is succeeding in banning coconut oil, which is one of the most healthful oils you can consume, and they won't let you buy it.

Can someone explain to me what Rush is on about here? This isn't the first time I've heard this "THE GOVERMENT BNNAED COCOCNUT OILS!!" thing out of the right-wing scream machine.

Where is it coming from?

I can't f*cking walk into a grocery store anymore without being confronted by a coconut oil display. In what universe is this stuff being "banned?"
 
2013-08-13 03:43:40 PM

sigdiamond2000: CPGamer: Nailed it.

FYFL:

The Center for Science in the Public Interest is succeeding in banning coconut oil, which is one of the most healthful oils you can consume, and they won't let you buy it.

Can someone explain to me what Rush is on about here? This isn't the first time I've heard this "THE GOVERMENT BNNAED COCOCNUT OILS!!" thing out of the right-wing scream machine.

Where is it coming from?

I can't f*cking walk into a grocery store anymore without being confronted by a coconut oil display. In what universe is this stuff being "banned?"


So, you got me interested so I looked it up. First of all, I had no idea that reading Rush's rants was more painful that listening to it. Secondly, the whole ordeal was in 1992, and as far as I can tell it wasn't banned, just demonized. Researchers found that a bag of movie popcorn had 37 grams of fat in it and they blamed the coconut oil, which was hydrogenated. Rush really liked it though and was very angry about it. Now that coconut oil (Virgin, not hydrogenated) is making it big, he's slapping himself on the back about how smart he is.
 
2013-08-13 04:02:34 PM
mmmm mmmmm just a tiny slice of the comments from that article (certainly not the worst):


-Does anyone see the irony of this fat-ass making a "health" vid?


-I don't want that piece of trash near my kids!

-Why are Negro's such cultural retards? Its got to be in their general genetic make up.There's no other excuse.

-She should do a spread for National Geographic

-What a dirty bag of trash She is.

-Going to need 3 cd covers to fit that butt on them.

-blacks are plagues

-rap Crap from a Piece of Crap.

-Michelle Obama has once again reduced the stature of the White House to a new low - she and her husband are a curse upon the land.


I still can't figure out why everyone thinks TPers and GOPers are so racist...or for that matter why they're having such a hard time with their rebranding/outreach efforts.

/wade into those comments, the hate is overwhelming, and it's very clear what it's really all about.
 
2013-08-13 04:29:25 PM
The 19-track album with song titles like..."Veggie Luv"

That's mood music for guys like these.

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2013-08-13 04:37:15 PM

theorellior: [Get Back to Twerk!.jpg]


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-13 04:40:24 PM

unexplained bacon: mmmm mmmmm just a tiny slice of the comments from that article (certainly not the worst):

/wade into those comments, the hate is overwhelming, and it's very clear what it's really all about.


These people tie their "patriotism" to their hatred of Obama
teabagger 1:  I hate that NObama  DEATH PANELS!!!
teabagger 2:   Well, I HATE NObammy more than you.  COMMIE.  FACIST.  REV WRIGHT
teagagger 3:   Well, I HATE that Kenyan usurprer NObammy the most.  BEN  GHAAI x eleventy
teabagger 1&2:  What a patriotic hero, are you running for office?  Just wait until we get our social security checks and we'll donate to your campaign to restore the America GOD created for patriotic patriots like us.
ALL teabaggers:  USA! USA!  USA!
 
2013-08-13 04:42:38 PM
I don't know if she's good at rapping, but Michelle Obama is a farking master at trolling.
 
2013-08-13 04:46:28 PM

NeverDrunk23: gilgigamesh: Or... who's that other black rap guy that sends Fox & Friends into a seething case of the hates. Common, isn't it? He'll do as well.

To be fair, what doesn't piss off Fox and Friends?


Lynchings
 
2013-08-13 04:54:42 PM

SisterMaryElephant: unexplained bacon: mmmm mmmmm just a tiny slice of the comments from that article (certainly not the worst):

/wade into those comments, the hate is overwhelming, and it's very clear what it's really all about.

These people tie their "patriotism" to their hatred of Obama
teabagger 1:  I hate that NObama  DEATH PANELS!!!
teabagger 2:   Well, I HATE NObammy more than you.  COMMIE.  FACIST.  REV WRIGHT
teagagger 3:   Well, I HATE that Kenyan usurprer NObammy the most.  BEN  GHAAI x eleventy
teabagger 1&2:  What a patriotic hero, are you running for office?  Just wait until we get our social security checks and we'll donate to your campaign to restore the America GOD created for patriotic patriots like us.
ALL teabaggers:  USA! USA!  USA!



It must be exhausting being that mad and hateful all the time.

Rap is a well established contemporary form of American music. You don't have to like it (not my favorite either, so what?) to understand that it's pretty hip with the kids and their parents these days and if you want to reach the kids with a message promoting health rap would be an effective way to do that.

The wild baseless rage you find in the comments from this article and any article that mentions the Obamas is what seems to drive the GOP base.

/and if you look at what the GOP has been doing since '09 I guess it makes sense.
 
2013-08-13 04:56:13 PM
borderofinsanity.com
 
2013-08-13 05:02:32 PM
^ ಠ╭╮ಠ ^
GOOD
 
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