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(Politico)   Apparently TRYING to make the hosts of "Fox and Friends" have a stroke, Michelle Obama releases a rap album   (politico.com) divider line 112
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2013-08-13 12:18:48 PM  
"Fox and Friends" is still the dumbest name for a news show ever therefore all other arguments are invalid.

/I'm sure FaF will have a field day over this but this is classic First Lady stuff.
 
2013-08-13 12:22:23 PM  

Voiceofreason01: I'm sure FaF will have a field day over this but this is classic First Lady stuff.


Mamie Eisenhower never made a rap album.
 
2013-08-13 12:26:53 PM  
"Songs for a Healthier America," is clearly a Racist, Socialist, Fascist propaganda title if there ever was one.

Make fun of FaF if you must, but somebody has to hold the line against the Obongo agenda. Thank God we have FaF to keep us infromed.
 
2013-08-13 12:31:09 PM  
The 19-track album with song titles like "U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv" is being released by the Partnership for a Healthier America, an independent group found in conjunction with Let's Move.

Yeah, I'm sure that will be extremely popular with the kids.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-13 12:42:11 PM  

MrBallou: Make fun of FaF if you must, but somebody has to hold the line against the Obongo agenda. Thank God we have FaF to keep us infromed.


Healthy is something liberals say.  Real marekins don't want to be healthy.
 
2013-08-13 12:46:18 PM  
I'm pretty sure just saying "rap music" will give these morons a stroke.
 
2013-08-13 12:58:11 PM  

Aarontology: I'm pretty sure just saying "rap music" will give these morons a stroke.


I was literally going to say it looks like she gave aneurisms to half the people in the comments section there.  Holy shiat when did Politico turn into a klan rally?
 
2013-08-13 01:03:15 PM  
"Ghetto onion"? Really?
 
2013-08-13 01:04:50 PM  
Dear Jesus:

Please let Jay Z guest on this album. I pray this to Thee, so that Thine Trollishly Divine Will of sploding heads be fulfilled, for maximum lulz.

This I pray, Troll Jesus. Amen.
 
2013-08-13 01:06:26 PM  
Or... who's that other black rap guy that sends Fox & Friends into a seething case of the hates. Common, isn't it? He'll do as well.
 
2013-08-13 01:06:53 PM  

SnakeLee: Aarontology: I'm pretty sure just saying "rap music" will give these morons a stroke.

I was literally going to say it looks like she gave aneurisms to half the people in the comments section there.  Holy shiat when did Politico turn into a klan rally?


For some reason people just despise her.

I didn't like W, but I liked Laura Bush's efforts for historical preservation and such. I didn't reflexively hate her because of her husband.
 
2013-08-13 01:20:07 PM  
Subby, you don't say "released" an album. Insiders use the word "dropped," as in, "Michelle Obama dropped an album, yo." And if a little bit of twerking will get fourth graders to eat their carrots, what's the big dillyo?
 
2013-08-13 01:20:10 PM  

Aarontology: I didn't like W, but I liked Laura Bush's efforts for historical preservation and such. I didn't reflexively hate her because of her husband.


Well, to be fair you're not an unmedicated crazy person.
 
2013-08-13 01:21:26 PM  
I feel sorry for the comment moderators of NRO and Breitbart. They're going to need to call in reinforcements.
 
2013-08-13 01:24:55 PM  
"Just look at that Michelle Obama. Eating crackers like she owns the place."
 
2013-08-13 01:26:34 PM  

gilgigamesh: Aarontology: I didn't like W, but I liked Laura Bush's efforts for historical preservation and such. I didn't reflexively hate her because of her husband.

Well, to be fair you're not an unmedicated crazy person.


It's amazing how helpful that is
 
2013-08-13 01:28:03 PM  

Aarontology: SnakeLee: Aarontology: I'm pretty sure just saying "rap music" will give these morons a stroke.

I was literally going to say it looks like she gave aneurisms to half the people in the comments section there.  Holy shiat when did Politico turn into a klan rally?

For some reason people just despise her.

I didn't like W, but I liked Laura Bush's efforts for historical preservation and such. I didn't reflexively hate her because of her husband.


Yeah, but she was white.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-13 01:28:25 PM  
"U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv"

I saw the last one on Pay-per-view and it didn't have Michelle in it, but those girls looked pretty healthy.
 
2013-08-13 01:38:48 PM  
Great, another reason for Mrs. Obama to wave her toned arms in the faces of millions of American women. It's like she just don't care what kind of message she is sending.
 
2013-08-13 01:39:19 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, but she was white.


And wasn't saying "eat a salad, fatty"
 
2013-08-13 01:41:39 PM  

gilgigamesh: Dear Jesus:

Please let Jay Z guest on this album. I pray this to Thee, so that Thine Trollishly Divine Will of sploding heads be fulfilled, for maximum lulz.

This I pray, Troll Jesus. Amen.


CAN I GET A AMEN FROM THE CONGREGATION ON THIS ONE MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
2013-08-13 01:42:03 PM  
It is bi-partisan with GOP guest appearance by Michael Steel?

www.talkingpointsmemo.com
 
2013-08-13 01:42:11 PM  
She might mean well but seriously, is she trying to make eating healthy look stupid?
 
2013-08-13 01:42:36 PM  
'F*ck the po...po...po' boy!'

/mmmm
//sammich
 
2013-08-13 01:43:34 PM  
Artists promoting healthy eating?  Outrage!
 
2013-08-13 01:45:19 PM  

gilgigamesh: Or... who's that other black rap guy that sends Fox & Friends into a seething case of the hates. Common, isn't it? He'll do as well.


To be fair, what doesn't piss off Fox and Friends?
 
2013-08-13 01:45:41 PM  
Let them eat broccoli?
 
2013-08-13 01:46:31 PM  
Hahaha, fantastic!  I mean, I'm sure it will be terrible.  But in a fantastic way.

But seriously, eat your vegetables.
 
2013-08-13 01:48:50 PM  

Aarontology: I didn't like W, but I liked Laura Bush's efforts for historical preservation and such. I didn't reflexively hate her because of her husband.


Oh, sure. Totally dismiss all the work she did heading up that anti-gang task force.

gilgigamesh: Or... who's that other black rap guy that sends Fox & Friends into a seething case of the hates.


The correct answer is, "all of them."
I sure hope Game Show Bikini is co-hosting once they decide to discuss this.
 
2013-08-13 01:49:28 PM  

SnakeLee: Aarontology: I'm pretty sure just saying "rap music" will give these morons a stroke.

I was literally going to say it looks like she gave aneurisms to half the people in the comments section there.  Holy shiat when did Politico turn into a klan rally?


Oh come on it can't be.....

Oh.  Oh my.
 
2013-08-13 01:53:37 PM  
My name's Michelle Obama
And I'm here to say
You should do a little exercise
Every day
 
2013-08-13 01:56:53 PM  
Am I a racist for noticing all the racism in the comments?
 
2013-08-13 01:57:44 PM  

Aarontology: SnakeLee: Aarontology: I'm pretty sure just saying "rap music" will give these morons a stroke.

I was literally going to say it looks like she gave aneurisms to half the people in the comments section there.  Holy shiat when did Politico turn into a klan rally?

For some reason people just despise her.

I didn't like W, but I liked Laura Bush's efforts for historical preservation and such. I didn't reflexively hate her because of her husband.


Remember that time Laura killed a guy?
 
2013-08-13 01:57:55 PM  

gilgigamesh: Or... who's that other black rap guy that sends Fox & Friends into a seething case of the hates. Common, isn't it? He'll do as well.


They only cared because Obama invited them to the White House.

If it had been any other two people, I'm sure Fox & Friends would have no idea what a "Jay-Z" is.

Be prepared for each of the guest stars on this album to be a "Malcom-X style, ghetto street thug, Richard Wright-comminazi."  You know.  Ashaniti.
 
2013-08-13 01:58:29 PM  

MinkeyMan: Am I a racist for noticing all the racism in the comments?


Apparently the only way to diagree with someone who's black is "as racistly as possible."
 
2013-08-13 02:00:08 PM  
I must have misunderstood - I thought that group WERE stroke survivors, and that's how Fox & Friends got created.  That 1/2 non-workgin brain really unites people.  Who better than another survivor to wipe the drool off your chin?
 
2013-08-13 02:01:03 PM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: She might mean well but seriously, is she trying to make eating healthy look stupid?


Pretty sure this is marketed at young kids the same way Schoolhouse Rock was back in the 70's.  Now if you'll excuse me I feel like embarrassing my kids by singing Conjunction Junction.
 
2013-08-13 02:02:28 PM  

Fart_Machine: To The Escape Zeppelin!: She might mean well but seriously, is she trying to make eating healthy look stupid?

Pretty sure this is marketed at young kids the same way Schoolhouse Rock was back in the 70's.  Now if you'll excuse me I feel like embarrassing my kids by singing Conjunction Junction.


WHAT'S YOUR FUUUUNNCCCTIOOON!!!
 
2013-08-13 02:03:48 PM  
Wow, Politico commenters really hate that woman for something.
 
2013-08-13 02:03:55 PM  
Raise you hands
Like you just don't care
You can't get a job
because of Obamacare
 
2013-08-13 02:04:13 PM  

Felgraf: Fart_Machine: To The Escape Zeppelin!: She might mean well but seriously, is she trying to make eating healthy look stupid?

Pretty sure this is marketed at young kids the same way Schoolhouse Rock was back in the 70's.  Now if you'll excuse me I feel like embarrassing my kids by singing Conjunction Junction.

WHAT'S YOUR FUUUUNNCCCTIOOON!!!


HOOKING UP WORDS AND PHRASES AND CLAUSES!!!
 
2013-08-13 02:05:16 PM  
I heard the album is really good, not quite rad, but radish.
 
2013-08-13 02:06:28 PM  
I know a couple people who, before Obama was elected, were pretty healthy and concerned about their weight. They don't like Obama and have been pretty verbal about not liking the healthy eating thing that Michelle is doing. Now, I don't know this for sure, but they're both pretty fat now and part of me thinks it's in defiance of this "eat healthy" thing.

I hope I'm wrong, cause that would be really farking stupid.
 
2013-08-13 02:07:08 PM  

WTF Indeed: Great, another reason for Mrs. Obama to wave her toned arms in the faces of millions of American women. It's like she just don't care what kind of message she is sending.


You joke, but this actually happened:

"So why would the president do this for the cameras?" Van Susteren continued. "It's one thing to take a vacation, but is this pose shoving it down the throats of the American people?"
 
2013-08-13 02:07:21 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: The 19-track album with song titles like "U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv" is being released by the Partnership for a Healthier America, an independent group found in conjunction with Let's Move.

Yeah, I'm sure that will be extremely popular with the kids.


I know many kids who loved their songs... (and still hated veggies)
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-08-13 02:08:11 PM  
Most everyone here is making light of this. All it makes me want to do is cry. We were once a great nation in which the leaders treated their office and position with respect and dignity because they understood that they represented the American people to the world. It is clear that she and her husband do not respect this nation
Are we about to be subjected to a trussed up Michelle Obama shaking her ample bottom in the back seat of an Escalade amidst clouds of spliff smoke rapping about spending big money?
It is impossible to exaggerate how far we have fallen.
 
2013-08-13 02:08:47 PM  
A lady in the parking lot told me that zucchini causes mental retardation.
 
2013-08-13 02:08:48 PM  
With each passing day we are looking more and more like the Old Soviets with all the government sponsored PROPAGANDA being pushed on the people ...... especially the Government ... umm Gub ment Educated Children
 
2013-08-13 02:09:39 PM  
SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>
 
2013-08-13 02:11:13 PM  

Felgraf: Fart_Machine: To The Escape Zeppelin!: She might mean well but seriously, is she trying to make eating healthy look stupid?

Pretty sure this is marketed at young kids the same way Schoolhouse Rock was back in the 70's.  Now if you'll excuse me I feel like embarrassing my kids by singing Conjunction Junction.

WHAT'S YOUR FUUUUNNCCCTIOOON!!!


I'm just a Bill/Sittin on Capitol Hill/Someday I'll be a Law/Unless I get filibustered.....
 
2013-08-13 02:11:27 PM  

busy chillin': I heard the album is really good, not quite rad, but radish.


Yeah, but no one would carrot all if it wasn't Michelle that put it out there.
 
2013-08-13 02:11:32 PM  

Rapmaster2000: SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>


Ahm... hmm. Serious or not serious? If you're serious I suggest you either get back on your meds or see a doctor to be put on meds.
 
2013-08-13 02:11:47 PM  
Nancy Reagan: Say no to drugs. =OkLaura Bush: Read books. =OkMichelle Obama: Eat healthier. =OUTRAGEI wonder what might be the reason for only one of these to be a problem?
 
2013-08-13 02:11:59 PM  

MinkeyMan: Am I a racist for noticing all the racism in the comments?


This one is so bad it makes me like vicariously embarrassed for the racist community as a whole:

i194.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-13 02:12:12 PM  
Lolly, Lolly, Lolly get your adverbs here!
 
2013-08-13 02:12:19 PM  

Jairzinho: Benevolent Misanthrope: The 19-track album with song titles like "U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv" is being released by the Partnership for a Healthier America, an independent group found in conjunction with Let's Move.

Yeah, I'm sure that will be extremely popular with the kids.

I know many kids who loved their songs... (and still hated veggies)
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 285x264]


Something tells me this one may not be oriented to the same audience.
 
2013-08-13 02:12:43 PM  
Face Down, Ass up, that's the way to do push up?
 
2013-08-13 02:13:21 PM  

Rapmaster2000: SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>


You're more than welcome to leave.
 
2013-08-13 02:13:27 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Jairzinho: Benevolent Misanthrope: The 19-track album with song titles like "U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv" is being released by the Partnership for a Healthier America, an independent group found in conjunction with Let's Move.

Yeah, I'm sure that will be extremely popular with the kids.

I know many kids who loved their songs... (and still hated veggies)
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 285x264]

Something tells me this one may not be oriented to the same audience.


If I understand correctly, the Veggie Tales songs were about eating more bibles.
 
2013-08-13 02:15:08 PM  

UrukHaiGuyz: If I understand correctly, the Veggie Tales songs were about eating more bibles.


For some reason I saw that as "eating babies" and laughed my ass off.
 
2013-08-13 02:17:17 PM  

dinch: I know a couple people who, before Obama was elected, were pretty healthy and concerned about their weight. They don't like Obama and have been pretty verbal about not liking the healthy eating thing that Michelle is doing. Now, I don't know this for sure, but they're both pretty fat now and part of me thinks it's in defiance of this "eat healthy" thing.

I hope I'm wrong, cause that would be really farking stupid.


This phenomenon we marvel at is really quite horrifying and insidious.  What the conservative movement in this country has done has tied together all things that oppose it into one big mass of evil.  This has probably been helped along by the strong mixing of religion and politics that the right practices.  This allows them to heighten the rhetoric against Obama and the Democratic party by playing to their bases hearts of faith.  It makes conservatism a faith.

Everything that is not conservative is now "connected" to each other and is evil because liberalism is evil.  It's really that simple to the most brain dead conservatives.  Liberal->Obama->Michelle->Vegetables.  It really is that simple.  When something is as evil as the earth shaking Satan liberalism is promulgated to be, its evilness is infinite and is never reduced by association to anything.  Eating healthy and insulating your house are just as evil as Obama to the worst of the Republican base.

The problem is that this is a scorched earth tactic.  Republican politicians in congress can't go back on any of it.  They can't compromise because that would betray the propaganda they've fed their base.  It hamstrings any forward progress.  Because conservatism is now exhibiting the hallmarks of faith.  RINO purges and accusations of impurity, witnessing and true believerism all go hand in hand with the deepest red core of people.  And the zealots of the party now have figured out how to primary congress persons if they dare defy them.

This type of thinking, this fear-based irrationality is dangerous.  It could flare out due to its inability to cope in the reality based world, but it could do a lot of damage before then.
 
2013-08-13 02:20:52 PM  

Rapmaster2000: SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>


Please enquote your trans-posted comments!
 
2013-08-13 02:21:09 PM  

sweetmelissa31: MinkeyMan: Am I a racist for noticing all the racism in the comments?

This one is so bad it makes me like vicariously embarrassed for the racist community as a whole:

[i194.photobucket.com image 651x107]


That's really strange, to me.  People so racist, that they're convinced Michelle Obama is actually fat.
 
2013-08-13 02:21:42 PM  
"U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv"

Is it too much to ask for the First Lady to promote healthy eating *and* literacy?
 
2013-08-13 02:21:54 PM  

Esc7: Rapmaster2000: SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>

Please enquote your trans-posted comments!


THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE WHAT IS HAPPENING OH GOD I AM NOT GOOD AT COMPUTER.
 
2013-08-13 02:22:22 PM  

gilgigamesh: Dear Jesus:

Please let Jay Z guest on this album. I pray this to Thee, so that Thine Trollishly Divine Will of sploding heads be fulfilled, for maximum lulz.

This I pray, Troll Jesus. Amen.


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-08-13 02:23:36 PM  

Esc7: The problem is that this is a scorched earth tactic. Republican politicians in congress can't go back on any of it. They can't compromise because that would betray the propaganda they've fed their base. It hamstrings any forward progress. Because conservatism is now exhibiting the hallmarks of faith. RINO purges and accusations of impurity, witnessing and true believerism all go hand in hand with the deepest red core of people. And the zealots of the party now have figured out how to primary congress persons if they dare defy them.

This type of thinking, this fear-based irrationality is dangerous. It could flare out due to its inability to cope in the reality based world, but it could do a lot of damage before then.


I've noticed this too an it makes me really really sad. Republicans were once a party that you could at least respect even if you didn't agree with them. Nowadays though? Holy shiat, they act like children who are off of their meds! I was so happy when Obama was elected the first time because I seriously thought that the Republicans would get their shiat together and start acting sane again. Instead, they went the other direction with as much fury as they could muster.

Really, really sad.
 
2013-08-13 02:25:35 PM  
Shut up and PASS THE bacon!
 
2013-08-13 02:27:58 PM  

Jackson Herring: gilgigamesh: Dear Jesus:

Please let Jay Z guest on this album. I pray this to Thee, so that Thine Trollishly Divine Will of sploding heads be fulfilled, for maximum lulz.

This I pray, Troll Jesus. Amen.

[31.media.tumblr.com image 600x426]


You sir are a national treasure.

Never change.
 
2013-08-13 02:29:26 PM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: She might mean well but seriously, is she trying to make eating healthy look stupid?


I think it's a mom thing. Nearly every mother I know, including my own, would look at this and say 'what a great idea!'.

/And they're all seemingly intelligent women...
//Reason #68486453 not to have kids: Loss of common sense.
 
2013-08-13 02:30:39 PM  
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
screeninvasion.com

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-08-13 02:33:58 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Esc7: Rapmaster2000: SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>

Please enquote your trans-posted comments!

THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE WHAT IS HAPPENING OH GOD I AM NOT GOOD AT COMPUTER.


He's just pissed off at being left out.  If your momma named you Rapmaster2000 and you get left off a public service rap album for kids, you pretty much have nothing left to live for.
 
2013-08-13 02:35:15 PM  

Alphax: sweetmelissa31: MinkeyMan: Am I a racist for noticing all the racism in the comments?

This one is so bad it makes me like vicariously embarrassed for the racist community as a whole:

[i194.photobucket.com image 651x107]

That's really strange, to me.  People so racist, that they're convinced Michelle Obama is actually fat.


The finest example of "cognitive dissonance" you can observe in the wild
 
2013-08-13 02:39:25 PM  
Look if there is one thing this article and its comments prove, it is that there is no longer racism in America and also that liberals and blacks are the real racists.
 
2013-08-13 02:39:26 PM  
I researched 'Veggie Luv' and I'll never be able to un-see what I saw.
 
2013-08-13 02:41:38 PM  

dinch: Lolly, Lolly, Lolly get your adverbs here!


Cause they're homonyms, yes they're homonyms (NSFW language)
 
2013-08-13 02:42:08 PM  

Esc7: dinch: I know a couple people who, before Obama was elected, were pretty healthy and concerned about their weight. They don't like Obama and have been pretty verbal about not liking the healthy eating thing that Michelle is doing. Now, I don't know this for sure, but they're both pretty fat now and part of me thinks it's in defiance of this "eat healthy" thing.

I hope I'm wrong, cause that would be really farking stupid.

This phenomenon we marvel at is really quite horrifying and insidious.  What the conservative movement in this country has done has tied together all things that oppose it into one big mass of evil.  This has probably been helped along by the strong mixing of religion and politics that the right practices.  This allows them to heighten the rhetoric against Obama and the Democratic party by playing to their bases hearts of faith.  It makes conservatism a faith.

Everything that is not conservative is now "connected" to each other and is evil because liberalism is evil.  It's really that simple to the most brain dead conservatives.  Liberal->Obama->Michelle->Vegetables.  It really is that simple.  When something is as evil as the earth shaking Satan liberalism is promulgated to be, its evilness is infinite and is never reduced by association to anything.  Eating healthy and insulating your house are just as evil as Obama to the worst of the Republican base.

The problem is that this is a scorched earth tactic.  Republican politicians in congress can't go back on any of it.  They can't compromise because that would betray the propaganda they've fed their base.  It hamstrings any forward progress.  Because conservatism is now exhibiting the hallmarks of faith.  RINO purges and accusations of impurity, witnessing and true believerism all go hand in hand with the deepest red core of people.  And the zealots of the party now have figured out how to primary congress persons if they dare defy them.

This type of thinking, this fear-based irrationa ...


Nailed it.
 
2013-08-13 02:44:46 PM  
I'm going to force feed donuts to kindergarteners just to spite her
 
2013-08-13 02:45:21 PM  

gilgigamesh: Aarontology: I didn't like W, but I liked Laura Bush's efforts for historical preservation and such. I didn't reflexively hate her because of her husband.

Well, to be fair you're not an unmedicated crazy person.


This might be my favorite comment of all time.
 
2013-08-13 02:48:14 PM  

ArkPanda: Rapmaster2000: Esc7: Rapmaster2000: SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>

Please enquote your trans-posted comments!

THIS IS MY NORMAL VOICE WHAT IS HAPPENING OH GOD I AM NOT GOOD AT COMPUTER.

He's just pissed off at being left out.  If your momma named you Rapmaster2000 and you get left off a public service rap album for kids, you pretty much have nothing left to live for.


Rapmaster2000 is the name of my rap distribution business that thanks to Obama's war on job creators, has been unable to create rap jobs for young aspiring rap entrepreneurs.  I've been forced to hire those people who record the names of stops on subways.   Thanks, Omaha.
 
2013-08-13 02:51:04 PM  

NeverDrunk23: gilgigamesh: Or... who's that other black rap guy that sends Fox & Friends into a seething case of the hates. Common, isn't it? He'll do as well.

To be fair, what doesn't piss off Fox and Friends?


Good old fashioned racism and sexism?
 
2013-08-13 02:51:58 PM  

vpb: "U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv"

I saw the last one on Pay-per-view and it didn't have Michelle in it, but those girls looked pretty healthy.


I was hopping SOMEONE had chimed in on that one... I wasn't sure if I had the creative, um, juices to come up with a good play on that one.
 
2013-08-13 02:53:04 PM  
FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:   Rapmaster2000: SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>


FTFY
 
2013-08-13 02:53:11 PM  
If the talking holes on Faux and Friends did collapse in spasms of aural bleeding and ruptured inter-cranial blood vessels, that would be the only reason that my television would ever be tuned to that channel.

Where I would record it to my DVR, so I could play it again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

/and preserve it for my grandchildren
 
2013-08-13 02:54:13 PM  

Alphax: sweetmelissa31: MinkeyMan: Am I a racist for noticing all the racism in the comments?

This one is so bad it makes me like vicariously embarrassed for the racist community as a whole:

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That's really strange, to me.   Fat People so racist, that they're convinced Michelle Obama is actually fat.

 
2013-08-13 02:57:28 PM  
SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.


We've been hearing this shiat from these degenerates for years now, so it's no surprise, but man I cannot even imagine how hateful these people must be. She is a classy first lady who just wants to help children learn healthy eating habits.
 
2013-08-13 03:00:02 PM  

Lost Thought 00: I'm going to force feed donuts to kindergarteners just to spite her


Oh yeah, I'm going to one-up you...

I'm going to force feed kindergartners to other kindergartners...

/And then make dounts out of them.
 
2013-08-13 03:05:52 PM  

gilgigamesh: Dear Jesus:

Please let Jay Z guest on this album. I pray this to Thee, so that Thine Trollishly Divine Will of sploding heads be fulfilled, for maximum lulz.

This I pray, Troll Jesus. Amen.


I'd like to amend your prayer to include, at minimum, a Grammy nomination, if not a win. That'd be OK, right?
 
2013-08-13 03:07:51 PM  

Pocket Ninja: And if a little bit of twerking will get fourth graders to eat their carrots, what's the big dillyo?


cdn.gifbay.com
 
2013-08-13 03:12:25 PM  

CPGamer: Nailed it.


FYFL:

The Center for Science in the Public Interest is succeeding in banning coconut oil, which is one of the most healthful oils you can consume, and they won't let you buy it.

Can someone explain to me what Rush is on about here? This isn't the first time I've heard this "THE GOVERMENT BNNAED COCOCNUT OILS!!" thing out of the right-wing scream machine.

Where is it coming from?

I can't f*cking walk into a grocery store anymore without being confronted by a coconut oil display. In what universe is this stuff being "banned?"
 
2013-08-13 03:43:40 PM  

sigdiamond2000: CPGamer: Nailed it.

FYFL:

The Center for Science in the Public Interest is succeeding in banning coconut oil, which is one of the most healthful oils you can consume, and they won't let you buy it.

Can someone explain to me what Rush is on about here? This isn't the first time I've heard this "THE GOVERMENT BNNAED COCOCNUT OILS!!" thing out of the right-wing scream machine.

Where is it coming from?

I can't f*cking walk into a grocery store anymore without being confronted by a coconut oil display. In what universe is this stuff being "banned?"


So, you got me interested so I looked it up. First of all, I had no idea that reading Rush's rants was more painful that listening to it. Secondly, the whole ordeal was in 1992, and as far as I can tell it wasn't banned, just demonized. Researchers found that a bag of movie popcorn had 37 grams of fat in it and they blamed the coconut oil, which was hydrogenated. Rush really liked it though and was very angry about it. Now that coconut oil (Virgin, not hydrogenated) is making it big, he's slapping himself on the back about how smart he is.
 
2013-08-13 04:02:34 PM  
mmmm mmmmm just a tiny slice of the comments from that article (certainly not the worst):


-Does anyone see the irony of this fat-ass making a "health" vid?


-I don't want that piece of trash near my kids!

-Why are Negro's such cultural retards? Its got to be in their general genetic make up.There's no other excuse.

-She should do a spread for National Geographic

-What a dirty bag of trash She is.

-Going to need 3 cd covers to fit that butt on them.

-blacks are plagues

-rap Crap from a Piece of Crap.

-Michelle Obama has once again reduced the stature of the White House to a new low - she and her husband are a curse upon the land.


I still can't figure out why everyone thinks TPers and GOPers are so racist...or for that matter why they're having such a hard time with their rebranding/outreach efforts.

/wade into those comments, the hate is overwhelming, and it's very clear what it's really all about.
 
2013-08-13 04:29:25 PM  
The 19-track album with song titles like..."Veggie Luv"

That's mood music for guys like these.

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2013-08-13 04:37:15 PM  

theorellior: [Get Back to Twerk!.jpg]


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-08-13 04:40:24 PM  

unexplained bacon: mmmm mmmmm just a tiny slice of the comments from that article (certainly not the worst):

/wade into those comments, the hate is overwhelming, and it's very clear what it's really all about.


These people tie their "patriotism" to their hatred of Obama
teabagger 1:  I hate that NObama  DEATH PANELS!!!
teabagger 2:   Well, I HATE NObammy more than you.  COMMIE.  FACIST.  REV WRIGHT
teagagger 3:   Well, I HATE that Kenyan usurprer NObammy the most.  BEN  GHAAI x eleventy
teabagger 1&2:  What a patriotic hero, are you running for office?  Just wait until we get our social security checks and we'll donate to your campaign to restore the America GOD created for patriotic patriots like us.
ALL teabaggers:  USA! USA!  USA!
 
2013-08-13 04:42:38 PM  
I don't know if she's good at rapping, but Michelle Obama is a farking master at trolling.
 
2013-08-13 04:46:28 PM  

NeverDrunk23: gilgigamesh: Or... who's that other black rap guy that sends Fox & Friends into a seething case of the hates. Common, isn't it? He'll do as well.

To be fair, what doesn't piss off Fox and Friends?


Lynchings
 
2013-08-13 04:54:42 PM  

SisterMaryElephant: unexplained bacon: mmmm mmmmm just a tiny slice of the comments from that article (certainly not the worst):

/wade into those comments, the hate is overwhelming, and it's very clear what it's really all about.

These people tie their "patriotism" to their hatred of Obama
teabagger 1:  I hate that NObama  DEATH PANELS!!!
teabagger 2:   Well, I HATE NObammy more than you.  COMMIE.  FACIST.  REV WRIGHT
teagagger 3:   Well, I HATE that Kenyan usurprer NObammy the most.  BEN  GHAAI x eleventy
teabagger 1&2:  What a patriotic hero, are you running for office?  Just wait until we get our social security checks and we'll donate to your campaign to restore the America GOD created for patriotic patriots like us.
ALL teabaggers:  USA! USA!  USA!



It must be exhausting being that mad and hateful all the time.

Rap is a well established contemporary form of American music. You don't have to like it (not my favorite either, so what?) to understand that it's pretty hip with the kids and their parents these days and if you want to reach the kids with a message promoting health rap would be an effective way to do that.

The wild baseless rage you find in the comments from this article and any article that mentions the Obamas is what seems to drive the GOP base.

/and if you look at what the GOP has been doing since '09 I guess it makes sense.
 
2013-08-13 04:56:13 PM  
borderofinsanity.com
 
2013-08-13 05:02:32 PM  
^ ಠ╭╮ಠ ^
GOOD
 
2013-08-13 05:04:49 PM  
Hey all,

Just because Politico allows various colorful racisms in their comment section doesn't mean Fark does.  Please don't repost their comments here, especially ones that go against the FARQ.
 
2013-08-13 05:11:49 PM  
I pointed out that First Ladies ALWAYS have a pet project, and that Nancy Reagan's was "Just Say No", while Laura Bush's was "Reading". Here's the reply I got:


If you are going to preach nutrition and proper diet to a nation, it would be a great idea, and legal, if you were a licensed dietician/nutritionist.
Giving out nutrition advice without a license comes under the same category as practicing medicine without a license.

The 1st mooch does not have any credentials in this field and has no business spouting her nonsense.
Please notice, that she doesn't even have the surgeon general, another one with a big caboose, along with her on these nutritional lectures she delivers.


Now we ALL know that Nancy Reagan was a licensed drug therapist, so I guess this "Sammie Jo" guy wins... Seriously, what a transparent douchenozzle...
 
2013-08-13 05:13:50 PM  
I wonder how much foul language & crotch grabbing will be in this propaganda video. Will they be singing about slappin' they Ho's or poppin' a cap in a 6 year old classmate? It amazes me that Moochie would pick some of the vilest songsters to make her video.

This is the comment that just flat out makes me laugh.
Who are the vile creatures making these?
Jordin Sparks
Ashanti
RUN-DMC
Doug E Fresh
 
2013-08-13 05:16:47 PM  
mediaoutrage.com
 
2013-08-13 05:17:34 PM  
Zero lessons learned, I see.
 
2013-08-13 05:41:38 PM  
One sentence summation: "That n*****'s not gonna tell me what to do!!!"
/they're okay with white women saying "just say no to drugs" and "read more books"
//because these people are idiots
 
2013-08-13 05:45:56 PM  
Aaaand countdown until Sarah Palin starts a nation-wide tour, dropping off cookies, brownies, and chips to all Kindergarteners all the while singing how she likes big butts and cannot lie?
 
2013-08-13 06:25:26 PM  

rewind2846: One sentence summation: "That n*****'s not gonna tell me what to do!!!"
/they're okay with white women saying "just say no to drugs" and "read more books"
//because these people are idiots


It's because they didn't listen to Laura.
 
2013-08-13 06:58:13 PM  

NeverDrunk23: gilgigamesh: Or... who's that other black rap guy that sends Fox & Friends into a seething case of the hates. Common, isn't it? He'll do as well.

To be fair, what doesn't piss off Fox and Friends?


Rich people paying no taxes.
 
2013-08-13 07:02:59 PM  

Aarontology: SnakeLee: Aarontology: I'm pretty sure just saying "rap music" will give these morons a stroke.

I was literally going to say it looks like she gave aneurisms to half the people in the comments section there.  Holy shiat when did Politico turn into a klan rally?

For some reason people just despise her.

I didn't like W, but I liked Laura Bush's efforts for historical preservation and such. I didn't reflexively hate her because of her husband.


i didn't like her, but thats because i thought she came off a bit Stepford Wife-ish to me.
 
2013-08-13 07:36:15 PM  

gilgigamesh: Dear Jesus:

Please let Jay Z Immortal Technique, Mr Lif, Jedi Mind Tricks, Saul Williams, El-P, Killer Mike and R.A. The Rugged Man guest on this album. I pray this to Thee, so that Thine Trollishly Divine Will of sploding heads be fulfilled, for maximum lulz.

This I pray, Troll Jesus. Amen.


Yours was good but doesn't go far enough.
 
2013-08-13 08:46:14 PM  

Moderator: Hey all,

Just because Politico allows various colorful racisms in their comment section doesn't mean Fark does.  Please don't repost their comments here, especially ones that go against the FARQ.


*WUB*

*slobber, purr, shameless suck-up-to-ness*

Will that be sufficient?
 
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