If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Politico)   Apparently TRYING to make the hosts of "Fox and Friends" have a stroke, Michelle Obama releases a rap album   (politico.com) divider line 112
    More: Strange, Michelle Obama, Run-DMC, strokes, Doug E. Fresh  
•       •       •

1457 clicks; posted to Politics » on 13 Aug 2013 at 1:36 PM (36 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



112 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-08-13 12:18:48 PM
"Fox and Friends" is still the dumbest name for a news show ever therefore all other arguments are invalid.

/I'm sure FaF will have a field day over this but this is classic First Lady stuff.
 
2013-08-13 12:22:23 PM

Voiceofreason01: I'm sure FaF will have a field day over this but this is classic First Lady stuff.


Mamie Eisenhower never made a rap album.
 
2013-08-13 12:26:53 PM
"Songs for a Healthier America," is clearly a Racist, Socialist, Fascist propaganda title if there ever was one.

Make fun of FaF if you must, but somebody has to hold the line against the Obongo agenda. Thank God we have FaF to keep us infromed.
 
2013-08-13 12:31:09 PM
The 19-track album with song titles like "U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv" is being released by the Partnership for a Healthier America, an independent group found in conjunction with Let's Move.

Yeah, I'm sure that will be extremely popular with the kids.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-13 12:42:11 PM

MrBallou: Make fun of FaF if you must, but somebody has to hold the line against the Obongo agenda. Thank God we have FaF to keep us infromed.


Healthy is something liberals say.  Real marekins don't want to be healthy.
 
2013-08-13 12:46:18 PM
I'm pretty sure just saying "rap music" will give these morons a stroke.
 
2013-08-13 12:58:11 PM

Aarontology: I'm pretty sure just saying "rap music" will give these morons a stroke.


I was literally going to say it looks like she gave aneurisms to half the people in the comments section there.  Holy shiat when did Politico turn into a klan rally?
 
2013-08-13 01:03:15 PM
"Ghetto onion"? Really?
 
2013-08-13 01:04:50 PM
Dear Jesus:

Please let Jay Z guest on this album. I pray this to Thee, so that Thine Trollishly Divine Will of sploding heads be fulfilled, for maximum lulz.

This I pray, Troll Jesus. Amen.
 
2013-08-13 01:06:26 PM
Or... who's that other black rap guy that sends Fox & Friends into a seething case of the hates. Common, isn't it? He'll do as well.
 
2013-08-13 01:06:53 PM

SnakeLee: Aarontology: I'm pretty sure just saying "rap music" will give these morons a stroke.

I was literally going to say it looks like she gave aneurisms to half the people in the comments section there.  Holy shiat when did Politico turn into a klan rally?


For some reason people just despise her.

I didn't like W, but I liked Laura Bush's efforts for historical preservation and such. I didn't reflexively hate her because of her husband.
 
2013-08-13 01:20:07 PM
Subby, you don't say "released" an album. Insiders use the word "dropped," as in, "Michelle Obama dropped an album, yo." And if a little bit of twerking will get fourth graders to eat their carrots, what's the big dillyo?
 
2013-08-13 01:20:10 PM

Aarontology: I didn't like W, but I liked Laura Bush's efforts for historical preservation and such. I didn't reflexively hate her because of her husband.


Well, to be fair you're not an unmedicated crazy person.
 
2013-08-13 01:21:26 PM
I feel sorry for the comment moderators of NRO and Breitbart. They're going to need to call in reinforcements.
 
2013-08-13 01:24:55 PM
"Just look at that Michelle Obama. Eating crackers like she owns the place."
 
2013-08-13 01:26:34 PM

gilgigamesh: Aarontology: I didn't like W, but I liked Laura Bush's efforts for historical preservation and such. I didn't reflexively hate her because of her husband.

Well, to be fair you're not an unmedicated crazy person.


It's amazing how helpful that is
 
2013-08-13 01:28:03 PM

Aarontology: SnakeLee: Aarontology: I'm pretty sure just saying "rap music" will give these morons a stroke.

I was literally going to say it looks like she gave aneurisms to half the people in the comments section there.  Holy shiat when did Politico turn into a klan rally?

For some reason people just despise her.

I didn't like W, but I liked Laura Bush's efforts for historical preservation and such. I didn't reflexively hate her because of her husband.


Yeah, but she was white.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-08-13 01:28:25 PM
"U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv"

I saw the last one on Pay-per-view and it didn't have Michelle in it, but those girls looked pretty healthy.
 
2013-08-13 01:38:48 PM
Great, another reason for Mrs. Obama to wave her toned arms in the faces of millions of American women. It's like she just don't care what kind of message she is sending.
 
2013-08-13 01:39:19 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, but she was white.


And wasn't saying "eat a salad, fatty"
 
2013-08-13 01:41:39 PM

gilgigamesh: Dear Jesus:

Please let Jay Z guest on this album. I pray this to Thee, so that Thine Trollishly Divine Will of sploding heads be fulfilled, for maximum lulz.

This I pray, Troll Jesus. Amen.


CAN I GET A AMEN FROM THE CONGREGATION ON THIS ONE MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
2013-08-13 01:42:03 PM
It is bi-partisan with GOP guest appearance by Michael Steel?

www.talkingpointsmemo.com
 
2013-08-13 01:42:11 PM
She might mean well but seriously, is she trying to make eating healthy look stupid?
 
2013-08-13 01:42:36 PM
'F*ck the po...po...po' boy!'

/mmmm
//sammich
 
2013-08-13 01:43:34 PM
Artists promoting healthy eating?  Outrage!
 
2013-08-13 01:45:19 PM

gilgigamesh: Or... who's that other black rap guy that sends Fox & Friends into a seething case of the hates. Common, isn't it? He'll do as well.


To be fair, what doesn't piss off Fox and Friends?
 
2013-08-13 01:45:41 PM
Let them eat broccoli?
 
2013-08-13 01:46:31 PM
Hahaha, fantastic!  I mean, I'm sure it will be terrible.  But in a fantastic way.

But seriously, eat your vegetables.
 
2013-08-13 01:48:50 PM

Aarontology: I didn't like W, but I liked Laura Bush's efforts for historical preservation and such. I didn't reflexively hate her because of her husband.


Oh, sure. Totally dismiss all the work she did heading up that anti-gang task force.

gilgigamesh: Or... who's that other black rap guy that sends Fox & Friends into a seething case of the hates.


The correct answer is, "all of them."
I sure hope Game Show Bikini is co-hosting once they decide to discuss this.
 
2013-08-13 01:49:28 PM

SnakeLee: Aarontology: I'm pretty sure just saying "rap music" will give these morons a stroke.

I was literally going to say it looks like she gave aneurisms to half the people in the comments section there.  Holy shiat when did Politico turn into a klan rally?


Oh come on it can't be.....

Oh.  Oh my.
 
2013-08-13 01:53:37 PM
My name's Michelle Obama
And I'm here to say
You should do a little exercise
Every day
 
2013-08-13 01:56:53 PM
Am I a racist for noticing all the racism in the comments?
 
2013-08-13 01:57:44 PM

Aarontology: SnakeLee: Aarontology: I'm pretty sure just saying "rap music" will give these morons a stroke.

I was literally going to say it looks like she gave aneurisms to half the people in the comments section there.  Holy shiat when did Politico turn into a klan rally?

For some reason people just despise her.

I didn't like W, but I liked Laura Bush's efforts for historical preservation and such. I didn't reflexively hate her because of her husband.


Remember that time Laura killed a guy?
 
2013-08-13 01:57:55 PM

gilgigamesh: Or... who's that other black rap guy that sends Fox & Friends into a seething case of the hates. Common, isn't it? He'll do as well.


They only cared because Obama invited them to the White House.

If it had been any other two people, I'm sure Fox & Friends would have no idea what a "Jay-Z" is.

Be prepared for each of the guest stars on this album to be a "Malcom-X style, ghetto street thug, Richard Wright-comminazi."  You know.  Ashaniti.
 
2013-08-13 01:58:29 PM

MinkeyMan: Am I a racist for noticing all the racism in the comments?


Apparently the only way to diagree with someone who's black is "as racistly as possible."
 
2013-08-13 02:00:08 PM
I must have misunderstood - I thought that group WERE stroke survivors, and that's how Fox & Friends got created.  That 1/2 non-workgin brain really unites people.  Who better than another survivor to wipe the drool off your chin?
 
2013-08-13 02:01:03 PM

To The Escape Zeppelin!: She might mean well but seriously, is she trying to make eating healthy look stupid?


Pretty sure this is marketed at young kids the same way Schoolhouse Rock was back in the 70's.  Now if you'll excuse me I feel like embarrassing my kids by singing Conjunction Junction.
 
2013-08-13 02:02:28 PM

Fart_Machine: To The Escape Zeppelin!: She might mean well but seriously, is she trying to make eating healthy look stupid?

Pretty sure this is marketed at young kids the same way Schoolhouse Rock was back in the 70's.  Now if you'll excuse me I feel like embarrassing my kids by singing Conjunction Junction.


WHAT'S YOUR FUUUUNNCCCTIOOON!!!
 
2013-08-13 02:03:48 PM
Wow, Politico commenters really hate that woman for something.
 
2013-08-13 02:03:55 PM
Raise you hands
Like you just don't care
You can't get a job
because of Obamacare
 
2013-08-13 02:04:13 PM

Felgraf: Fart_Machine: To The Escape Zeppelin!: She might mean well but seriously, is she trying to make eating healthy look stupid?

Pretty sure this is marketed at young kids the same way Schoolhouse Rock was back in the 70's.  Now if you'll excuse me I feel like embarrassing my kids by singing Conjunction Junction.

WHAT'S YOUR FUUUUNNCCCTIOOON!!!


HOOKING UP WORDS AND PHRASES AND CLAUSES!!!
 
2013-08-13 02:05:16 PM
I heard the album is really good, not quite rad, but radish.
 
2013-08-13 02:06:28 PM
I know a couple people who, before Obama was elected, were pretty healthy and concerned about their weight. They don't like Obama and have been pretty verbal about not liking the healthy eating thing that Michelle is doing. Now, I don't know this for sure, but they're both pretty fat now and part of me thinks it's in defiance of this "eat healthy" thing.

I hope I'm wrong, cause that would be really farking stupid.
 
2013-08-13 02:07:08 PM

WTF Indeed: Great, another reason for Mrs. Obama to wave her toned arms in the faces of millions of American women. It's like she just don't care what kind of message she is sending.


You joke, but this actually happened:

"So why would the president do this for the cameras?" Van Susteren continued. "It's one thing to take a vacation, but is this pose shoving it down the throats of the American people?"
 
2013-08-13 02:07:21 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: The 19-track album with song titles like "U R What You Eat" and "Veggie Luv" is being released by the Partnership for a Healthier America, an independent group found in conjunction with Let's Move.

Yeah, I'm sure that will be extremely popular with the kids.


I know many kids who loved their songs... (and still hated veggies)
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-08-13 02:08:11 PM
Most everyone here is making light of this. All it makes me want to do is cry. We were once a great nation in which the leaders treated their office and position with respect and dignity because they understood that they represented the American people to the world. It is clear that she and her husband do not respect this nation
Are we about to be subjected to a trussed up Michelle Obama shaking her ample bottom in the back seat of an Escalade amidst clouds of spliff smoke rapping about spending big money?
It is impossible to exaggerate how far we have fallen.
 
2013-08-13 02:08:47 PM
A lady in the parking lot told me that zucchini causes mental retardation.
 
2013-08-13 02:08:48 PM
With each passing day we are looking more and more like the Old Soviets with all the government sponsored PROPAGANDA being pushed on the people ...... especially the Government ... umm Gub ment Educated Children
 
2013-08-13 02:09:39 PM
SHE IS DISGUSTING AND THE WORST FIRST LADY IN HISTORY. THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE ARE NOW A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY RUN BY STREET PUNKS AND GHETTO THUGS THANKS TO HER AND OBAMA.
IN SHORT, "FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY ADULT LIFE", I AM ASHAMED OF MY COUNTRY AND ITS LEADERS>
 
2013-08-13 02:11:13 PM

Felgraf: Fart_Machine: To The Escape Zeppelin!: She might mean well but seriously, is she trying to make eating healthy look stupid?

Pretty sure this is marketed at young kids the same way Schoolhouse Rock was back in the 70's.  Now if you'll excuse me I feel like embarrassing my kids by singing Conjunction Junction.

WHAT'S YOUR FUUUUNNCCCTIOOON!!!


I'm just a Bill/Sittin on Capitol Hill/Someday I'll be a Law/Unless I get filibustered.....
 
Displayed 50 of 112 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report