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(Des Moines Register)   Whoever keeps sneaking into this guy's home and putting rolls of paper towels on his hot stove, please knock it off   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) divider line 30
    More: Strange, hot stove, 22nd Street, arsons, fire alarms, smoke alarms  
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2013-08-13 01:49:43 PM
Cameras aren't that expensive.  Just sayin'.
 
2013-08-13 01:50:30 PM
In before farkers accusing them of attempted insurance fraud.
 
2013-08-13 01:52:19 PM
WhyTF aren't you locking your back door by now, you idiot?!
 
2013-08-13 01:54:11 PM
The Brawny Man has finally snapped!
 
2013-08-13 01:54:39 PM
it's probably the dog
 
2013-08-13 01:56:23 PM

pute kisses like a man: it's probably the dog


Seems more like something the Cat would do.  Cats are dicks.
 
2013-08-13 01:56:53 PM
My Ex lives in Iowa?
 
2013-08-13 01:58:28 PM
Neighborhood kids, probably.

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2013-08-13 01:59:45 PM
Bounty PR stunt....Bounty - the quicker torcher upper.
 
2013-08-13 02:04:35 PM
I have tried to use them in the charcoal chimminey many times. They don't burn well.
 
2013-08-13 02:05:50 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: The Brawny Man has finally snapped!


It tickles me to imagine him sneaking around and employing subversive mischief when he's perfectly capable of kicking down your door, booting your Shepherd into a coma and breaking your neck with his calloused hands.
 
2013-08-13 02:09:32 PM
In Iowa? It's just the rhubarb lady cooking up some tasty pie.
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2013-08-13 02:11:06 PM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Cameras aren't that expensive.  Just sayin'.


Locking your door is free.
 
2013-08-13 02:11:13 PM
I just sneak in the backdoor and sex up his wife. I never thought about it when I went to the kitchen to grab one of his beers and used the paper towels to clean up my junk. I'll stop leaving them on the stove dude.
 
2013-08-13 02:11:40 PM
FTA: Police on scene could not find a clear method of entry to the home in those incidents.

Signs a 'friend' of yours may be a psychopath.
 
2013-08-13 02:15:12 PM
IT'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!
 
2013-08-13 02:15:25 PM
Anyone seen Tyler Durden?
 
2013-08-13 02:16:48 PM
Dude stuck his dick in crazy.

Reap it now sucker.
 
2013-08-13 02:24:34 PM
FBI CounterIntel is sneaking in.
In some states you can shoot an arsonist.......
 
2013-08-13 02:55:01 PM

robertey: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Cameras aren't that expensive.  Just sayin'.

Locking your door is free.


The landlord has a key.
 
2013-08-13 02:56:56 PM

robertey: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Cameras aren't that expensive.  Just sayin'.

Locking your door is free.




Call me crazy but I think it is a suggestion to monitor the home, with a camera.
 
2013-08-13 03:12:40 PM

robertey: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Cameras aren't that expensive.  Just sayin'.

Locking your door is free.


He said he might have not locked his door on one occasion, but that still leaves a few other times. It's pretty common for victims of such things to be in denial. You want to believe it's a random act done by a complete stranger, because the alternative is terrifying.
 
2013-08-13 03:13:56 PM
This  is the "uncanny valley" of pranks.

Too dangerous to be funny, but not quite effective enough to be actual arson.
 
2013-08-13 03:41:38 PM
His dog probably turned on the burners after he left the towels there.
 
2013-08-13 04:14:08 PM

Maud Dib: Neighborhood kids, probably.

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Nope.  Ghosts man, ghosts.  Or the goddam clown got out of the bedroom...

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2013-08-13 04:23:59 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: Dude stuck his dick in crazy.

Reap it now sucker.


yup.
 
2013-08-13 04:42:20 PM
On Monday, the victim told authorities he likely left his back door unlocked after he let his dog out earlier in the day.

I think I see the culprit.

A family friend had a dog who was so jealous when his owners left him alone in the house, he decided to tear down the curtains, knock over the Christmas trees, dig holes in couches and anything else he could do to get the point across to the owners that HE WAS NOT TO BE IGNORED!!1!


/the Christmas he ate all the chocolate candy under the tree was almost his last
 
2013-08-13 08:06:21 PM

MooseUpNorth: In before farkers accusing them of attempted insurance fraud.


It feels like he's setting up for a "we reported it, but the 4th time we just didn't get home in time!"

If he was smart he'd put his toaster. . . *bzzt* lost signal
 
2013-08-13 08:30:32 PM

blatz514: Maud Dib: Neighborhood kids, probably.

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Nope.  Ghosts man, ghosts.  Or the goddam clown got out of the bedroom...

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Eff you for posting that creepy-ass thing.
 
2013-08-14 07:45:04 PM
Same story in Arizona:

"Some guy was putting rolls of paper towels on my stove in a menacing fashion, so I shot him.  Could you send around a meat wagon to pick him up?  I'll be here for an hour, so just knock."
 
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