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(National Post)   Caption golfer Jason Dufner and his wife   (wpmedia.sports.nationalpost.com) divider line 53
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2013-08-13 11:17:34 AM  
Original:
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2013-08-13 11:19:41 AM  
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2013-08-13 11:37:36 AM  
"Is it dead yet?"

"Nope.  Still breathing."
 
2013-08-13 11:42:08 AM  
"Explain it again... All the men in the clubhouse did 'what' into this cup?
 
2013-08-13 12:12:34 PM  
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2013-08-13 04:48:06 PM  
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2013-08-13 06:01:22 PM  
I wanna see grandma.
 
2013-08-13 06:01:32 PM  
"Hunh. What do you know. It's full of jelly beans"
 
2013-08-13 06:07:42 PM  
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2013-08-13 06:08:38 PM  
"That's it use your thumb right there...ahhh.now with voting
 
2013-08-13 06:09:03 PM  
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2013-08-13 06:09:19 PM  
(muses to herself) "If I stash the weed in here..."
 
2013-08-13 06:09:38 PM  
"Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice."

/dammit
 
2013-08-13 06:10:02 PM  
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2013-08-13 06:13:28 PM  
"I'm not dusting that."
 
2013-08-13 06:13:43 PM  
Biatch tryin to steel my trophy.
 
2013-08-13 06:14:25 PM  

blogblogblog: Biatch tryin to steel my trophy.


Looks more like silver..
 
2013-08-13 06:14:40 PM  
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2013-08-13 06:15:28 PM  
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2013-08-13 06:16:08 PM  
"Ugh, now he's going to want to do me. Think of the money, think of the money"
 
2013-08-13 06:17:16 PM  
Jason, the check's not in there. I warned you - I'm outta here, you can talk to my lawyer.
 
2013-08-13 06:18:06 PM  
If this thing isn't full of money you'll be putting your dick in it tonight.
 
2013-08-13 06:18:09 PM  
"Look, honey. My diaphragm works as a lid."
 
2013-08-13 06:19:32 PM  
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2013-08-13 06:25:02 PM  
There's no money in this thing, Jason.  Not one penny.  How am I supposed to survive on trophies?  Can I wear a trophy?  Can we eat a trophy?  Last time I checked they don't accept trophies at Vera Wang or Saks.  They don't, do they Jason?  Maybe it's time to put down your little sticks and balls and support your wife and family for a change.  Ever think of that, Jason?  Well, have you?  Now tuck in your shirt and quit being such a slob.   Honestly!  And don't get me started on your hair . . .
 
2013-08-13 06:26:04 PM  
" 's alright? Si, 's alright.'
 
2013-08-13 06:44:15 PM  
So wait, that's it? Just the cup? All those weekends and it's empty?
 
2013-08-13 06:44:50 PM  
This'll do, no we just need one more girl.
 
2013-08-13 06:45:48 PM  
Dammit spelling!

"This'll do, now we just need one more girl"
 
2013-08-13 07:04:47 PM  
Nope, not in here.

I was told I would find my dignity again when you won a major.
 
2013-08-13 07:12:03 PM  
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2013-08-13 07:19:03 PM  
"So...this is your new 'trophy wife'....biatch."
 
2013-08-13 07:56:55 PM  
Who farted?
 
2013-08-13 08:38:24 PM  
"I think I found where Tiger hides his used condoms..."
 
2013-08-13 08:43:15 PM  
"If we take this silly lid off, will work wonderfully holding a floral assortment in the guest cottage."
 
2013-08-13 08:44:10 PM  
It'll make a nice soup tureen. I'll put it in the kitchen next to the good china. Maybe this weekend we'll invite the Johnsons over and I'll serve gazpacho from it. Becky Johnnson will be green with envy; her husband only won a Nobel. What can you serve on that thing?

After the party, I'll leave it in the sink and it'll get tarnished. I'll promise to clean it, but I'll dump it in the basement behind those clothes I'll never fit in to but say I will if I ever use the cardio (which is also behind the clothes). Nope. Don't know how I talk in parenthesis; just can. Semi colons are easier.

If you ever ask where your stupid trophy is, I'll ask you if you like it more than me and start crying. Screaming if it's my time of the month or within three weeks of it either way.

You knew you were doomed when you married a Southern Princess. Now go dream about dying. I could have married a NASCAR driver. Those guys die way before their time and I want to wear my black low cut mourning dress before Doctor Booblifter says the puppies can't get propped up no more.
 
2013-08-13 08:48:17 PM  
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2013-08-13 08:52:11 PM  
MASHED POTATOES!!!
 
2013-08-13 09:13:24 PM  
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2013-08-13 09:20:05 PM  
How much booze will this hold?
 
2013-08-13 11:08:27 PM  
Meh.
 
2013-08-13 11:11:54 PM  
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2013-08-13 11:13:28 PM  
"I don't care what you won, you're still not farking me in the ass"
 
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2013-08-14 01:08:48 AM  
"Is that chew spit in there? Damnit Jason, have some farking class!"
 
2013-08-14 06:07:02 AM  
Is it OK to tell my family it is the Stanley cup, they don't think golf is a real sport.
 
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