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(The Smoking Gun)   It's a bad idea to pee out the window of a moving car. It's a really, really bad idea to pee out the window of a moving police car   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 36
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2013-08-13 09:47:21 AM
OK how is this possible?  I thought cruisers back windows dont roll down?
 
2013-08-13 10:39:10 AM
Still one notch ahead of "Peeing INTO the window of a police car"
 
2013-08-13 10:47:20 AM
Was meth involved?  All is possible with meth.
 
2013-08-13 10:55:37 AM
Would explain why so many cops run around all pissed all the time...
 
2013-08-13 11:08:47 AM
Ok subby, where am I supposed to pee in the police car?
 
2013-08-13 11:10:14 AM
It could have been a LOT worse. Imagine the cop turning around in his car seat to see the wafflized butt against the divider screen presenting him with a "cigar".
 
2013-08-13 11:12:03 AM
If you think peeing out of a cop car gets you in trouble, just pee into one.
 
2013-08-13 11:12:27 AM
The way I see it, if you're in the back of a police car and you have to go, you have two choices: Either sit in a pool of your own piddle, develop a nasty rash and die a horrible death, or throw one out the window.

Really.  Pissing out the window of a cop car is a victimless crime and the first step in improving yourself.
 
2013-08-13 11:13:21 AM
He might have been drunk, but he sounds very polite.
 
2013-08-13 11:13:51 AM
I carry a 24oz Burger King cup with me on the floorboard of the F150
 
2013-08-13 11:16:22 AM
The only time I've ridden in the back of a cop car was after my own car was stolen.  The responding officers gave me a lift home.  The back seat and floor appeared to be designed to endure regular cleanings with a fire hose.
 
2013-08-13 11:16:46 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Still one notch ahead of "Peeing INTO the window of a police car"


Like they say, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
 
2013-08-13 11:17:53 AM
That's an incoherent account. I think The Smoking Gun is trying to say the arrested guy tried to pee out the back window of a moving car but the pee ended up in the front seat. How is this possible?
 
2013-08-13 11:18:18 AM

Clemkadidlefark: I carry a 24oz Burger King cup with me on the floorboard of the F150


Does it have to be a Burger King cup?

/Asking for a friend.
 
2013-08-13 11:20:17 AM
He obviously thought he was in a You're-a-peein' cop car... they go weeee-ooo weee-ooo weee-ooo!
 
2013-08-13 11:26:30 AM
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
 
2013-08-13 11:26:57 AM
Twice the legal limit, that's a .16. What kind of lightweight is that shiatfaced on a .16? Shiat, a .16 won't even keep the bugs off me.
 
2013-08-13 11:27:00 AM
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HOPE AND CHANGE
 
2013-08-13 11:30:20 AM

Pangit: OK how is this possible?  I thought cruisers back windows dont roll down?


The passenger can't roll them down.  it's like a child lock deal.
 
2013-08-13 11:36:17 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Still one notch ahead of "Peeing INTO the window of a police car"


I laughed. Bravo!
 
2013-08-13 11:36:47 AM

Mugato: What kind of lightweight is that shiatfaced on a .16?


www.southdacola.com
 
2013-08-13 12:13:36 PM

HailRobonia: If you think peeing out of a cop car gets you in trouble, just pee into one.


Hey, he had permission.
 
2013-08-13 12:25:15 PM
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
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2013-08-13 12:28:17 PM
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2013-08-13 12:46:21 PM

dabbletech: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Still one notch ahead of "Peeing INTO the window of a police car"

Like they say, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.


unless you're into that kind of thing
 
2013-08-13 12:58:31 PM
Years ago in college, I worked as a airborne traffic reporter in a Cessna 172. Our pilot told the story of a guy who preceded me who, on his first flight, became quite airsick.  The only thing he had to throw up into was his small paper coffee cup, which he soon filled to the brim.

As the pilot was dealing with an ATC issue...my friend decided to open the window and toss the vomit-filled cup out into a 110-knot slipstream.  The interior of the plane immediately became a vomit tornado, coating every available surface with a thin sheen of slightly chunky morning vomit.

The pilot was not happy.  The plane, though, was a rental.

/csb
 
2013-08-13 01:28:43 PM
This is what power windows were made for. Problem solved.
 
2013-08-13 01:47:02 PM
I hope this guy can look back one day and say that this was the day he hit bottom.
 
2013-08-13 01:49:01 PM
I just piss through the eust holes in my floorboards.
 
2013-08-13 01:49:51 PM

ReverendJynxed: I just piss through the eust holes in my floorboards.


farking autocorrect. Really? How the hell do you change rust to eust? DAFUQ?
 
2013-08-13 02:40:29 PM
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2013-08-13 03:24:50 PM
How this guy didn't get beat to pieces, tazed and sprayed, I just don't know...
 
2013-08-13 03:36:19 PM

fzumrk: [i42.tinypic.com image 300x183]


Glad to know that I'm not the only one who liked that movie =)
 
2013-08-13 03:36:48 PM

Kurmudgeon: How this guy didn't get beat to pieces, tazed and sprayed, I just don't know...


Oh, it sounds like he got sprayed all right.
 
2013-08-13 04:28:26 PM
Stories like this make me wish I was a man.
 
2013-08-13 10:50:00 PM
Damn straight.  You should only pee INTO a police car.
 
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