jasonvatch: You have to have something on the shelves, and there is no holiday between Independence Day and Halloween that qualifies.
Diogenes: You don't celebrate Labor Day with pickled halibut and hula-hoop contests? WTF kind of American are you?
jasonvatch: The store I worked in put the hula-hoops across the aisle from the light bulbs.
UberDave: The only reason they are creeping is because people will buy it. Hopefully people start figuring out that it's farking Halloween. You don't need to purchase Halloween shiat three months in advance....for one goddamn day that isn't really a holiday.
EvilEgg: I saw this a week or so ago, I thought "Do they still have leftover Halloween candy?"So there is that.
Diogenes: I'm setting bear traps this year. My house will be the talk of the neighborhood!
Some Coke Drinking Guy: Halloween is the best holiday of the entire year.
Godscrack: Hey, Halloween is my Christmas, so.... so there.
IdBeCrazyIf: EvilEgg: I saw this a week or so ago, I thought "Do they still have leftover Halloween candy?"So there is that.Yeah, but its all candy corn
odinsposse: Well when else are they going to sell it? October? That's when the Christmas decorations go up.
Dog Welder: Samuel Adams Octoberfest was available in July, with not a drop of their Summer Ale to be found. Love the stuff, but seriously, this needs to farking stop. They'll have their Christmas Ales out in October, I'm sure.
Evil Mackerel: Circus peanuts last for years.
ga362: Meh. I think I'm going with bullion cubes again this year. It's a toss-up. Chicken or beef.
elchupacabra: Could we have slutty costumes in August instead?
thecpt: elchupacabra: Could we have slutty costumes in August instead?Do you not visit beaches?
Diogenes: Godscrack: Hey, Halloween is my Christmas, so.... so there.It is truly the most important holiday for our people.I really need to go down to Key West for Fantasy Fest some day.
hollowmoon: //bought a reese's pumpkin too but haven't eaten it yet
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