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(My Fox Detroit)   Bra sizes of all Detroit female cops emailed to all Detroit police officers. To Protect, Lift and Serve indeed   (myfoxdetroit.com ) divider line
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2013-08-13 12:51:20 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: turboke: Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.

For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP


Those look like Japanese cup size comparisons.
We prefer 'Murican size boobs around here.

[www.bigbustsupport.com image 317x1500]


Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kate Winslet are the same cup size?! I call BS
 
2013-08-13 12:57:46 PM  
When the penis sizes of all the male cops are emailed to all Detroit police officers, somebody will get to use the coveted "Follow-up" tag on Fark.com. Yaaaaaaay!

The rest of us will have to content ourselves with Detroit Cop penis jokes for the next few months ... years ... decades.
 
2013-08-13 01:09:59 PM  
All the unsolved crimes like shooting deaths to work on, but the whole force will see this investigation to the end.
 
2013-08-13 01:31:47 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Cubicle Jockey: turboke: Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.

For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP


Those look like Japanese cup size comparisons.
We prefer 'Murican size boobs around here.

[www.bigbustsupport.com image 317x1500]

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kate Winslet are the same cup size?! I call BS



Actually all "D" cups, for example, are not the same size.  The cup gets smaller with the band size even if it's still called a "D".  So a 36D holds a lot more boob than a 32D.  I used to wear a 36C and thought that was the right size, because I was also under the misconception that D=big, DD=huge, etc.  Actually I found out I'm a 32DD.  Nobody would ever look at me and guess that's my size though.  More info here:  http://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/wiki/quick

/TMYK
 
2013-08-13 01:50:08 PM  
When these assholes feel bad about humiliating people on the street by frisking them w/o cause and stop doing so (and the plethora of other abuses they participate in) I might feel bad.

Till then

Let them all DIAF.
 
2013-08-13 02:54:51 PM  
"I dreamed I shot a Schwoogie in my Maidenform Bra!"
 
2013-08-13 03:45:27 PM  

Stretchy Cat: Actually all "D" cups, for example, are not the same size.  The cup gets smaller with the band size even if it's still called a "D".  So a 36D holds a lot more boob than a 32D.  I used to wear a 36C and thought that was the right size, because I was also under the misconception that D=big, DD=huge, etc.  Actually I found out I'm a 32DD.  Nobody would ever look at me and guess that's my size though.  More info here:  http://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/wiki/quick

/TMYK


How you doin'?
 
2013-08-13 03:53:58 PM  

skinink: "Police sources said about three weeks ago, Commander Dwayne Love was asked to notify the officers that their bullet proof vests were ready to be picked up."
Picture of Commander Love:
[o.onionstatic.com image 120x160]

/When he gets that feeling, he wants sexual healing.


My mind went a different direction for that name:

www.alabama3.co.uk
 
2013-08-13 08:13:39 PM  

Stretchy Cat: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Cubicle Jockey: turboke: Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.

For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP


Those look like Japanese cup size comparisons.
We prefer 'Murican size boobs around here.

[www.bigbustsupport.com image 317x1500]

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kate Winslet are the same cup size?! I call BS


Actually all "D" cups, for example, are not the same size.  The cup gets smaller with the band size even if it's still called a "D".  So a 36D holds a lot more boob than a 32D.  I used to wear a 36C and thought that was the right size, because I was also under the misconception that D=big, DD=huge, etc.  Actually I found out I'm a 32DD.  Nobody would ever look at me and guess that's my size though.  More info here:  http://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/wiki/quick

/TMYK


I'm fully willing to admit I'm wrong and stupid, but there's no way the boobs in your profile pic are DDs, imho. Time to update the pic, perhaps?
 
2013-08-13 10:33:51 PM  

WTP 2: how can a fact be embarrassing?
its not like you can hide them
if you are a DD you will look it
if you are an AA you will look it
its not like it was pictures
just like if they weigh 300 lbs
you can't hide it
relax and think rule 34
the guys here would be happy for just the list!!!!


1) you CAN hide large breasts, or at least deemphasize them.
2) you can make tiny tits look much bigger thru use of a particular bra type, and clothing
3) most people, men and women are notoriously unable to accurately judge breast size, why do you think most women aren't wearing the right size bra? now that girl who wore a pushup bra has been outed as a b-cup. or the girl who purposely wore baggy shirts and never wore anything low cut to deemphasize her F cup is now outed as being a sofira vergara equivilent. Geee... thanks (thats a joke which will be explained in #5, spoiler)
4) re: your comments about being 300 lbs. even if you are a big guy, having the actual # out there makes it more real. I know I wouldnt have wanted anyone to know my pant size when I had ballooned to 225 a year ago. That just would've done wonders for my self esteem.
5) sure, so you're an E cup and maybe a fair amount of the guys who work the same shift as you know you have large boobs, but now every cop on every shift in every precinct knows, and if you think that wont get around, lead to inapprproriate conversations among male cops, lead to harassment you're an absolute moron. Well i thought that already, but you'd be a REAL moron now. ex: you're a g cup and suddenly guys are saying "Ohh jeez" a lot. Yeah, not subtle. How do i know? Know someone w/g cups, a guy found out and suddenly kept saying that behind her back. We all knew what he was refering to.
 
2013-08-13 10:35:30 PM  

AdrienVeidt: I'm fully willing to admit I'm wrong and stupid, but there's no way the boobs in your profile pic are DDs, imho. Time to update the pic, perhaps?


Women's clothing sizes have no actual bearing on what size the clothing actually is. The only time sizing is consistent in women's clothing is when it is the same item and style by the same manufacturer.

Change the style, the maker, the item, all bets are off.


/might as well just label all womens clothing size 0 and 32DD to make all women happy.
 
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