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(My Fox Detroit)   Bra sizes of all Detroit female cops emailed to all Detroit police officers. To Protect, Lift and Serve indeed   (myfoxdetroit.com) divider line 61
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2013-08-13 09:22:57 AM  
BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.
 
2013-08-13 09:24:05 AM  
FOIA or UFIA?
 
2013-08-13 09:24:52 AM  
Detroit can afford cops?  And those cops can afford bras?
 
2013-08-13 09:24:58 AM  
www.enemyplanet.com
 
2013-08-13 09:25:46 AM  
So has the perpetrator been busted?
 
2013-08-13 09:26:03 AM  
Jesus, I wanna see the cop with the 36EE
 
2013-08-13 09:26:19 AM  
Is this a bust?
 
2013-08-13 09:26:21 AM  

"Police sources said about three weeks ago, Commander Dwayne Love was asked to notify the officers that their bullet proof vests were ready to be picked up."


Picture of Commander Love:


o.onionstatic.com

/When he gets that feeling, he wants sexual healing.

 
2013-08-13 09:26:24 AM  
To Protect, Lift and Serve Separate.

/cross my heart
 
2013-08-13 09:28:19 AM  
i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-13 09:28:49 AM  

Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.


For comparison:

www.shwedarling.com

/EIP
 
2013-08-13 09:32:33 AM  
While it could be embarrassing for a few of the female officers, it seems like an honest mistake. The Chief sounds like he will be getting reamed out. Why the big investigation and union interference?
 "Look guys! I told you that big tittyed cop from the undercover unit had big titties!"
 
2013-08-13 09:33:14 AM  
The sad thing is these women are going to get paid for this. And I bet they're more worried about their weight being on there than their bra size.

The men have their height and weight listed too. Don't see them complaining. This is why women shouldn't be doing some jobs. They can't handle things like well adjusted adults.
 
2013-08-13 09:33:28 AM  
media.screened.com
 
2013-08-13 09:33:34 AM  

turboke: For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP


Asking for bie at 9: 30 in the morning: A good sign your life sucks.
 
2013-08-13 09:34:21 AM  

D Ray Morton: [media.screened.com image 300x231]


Yes MA'AM!
 
2013-08-13 09:34:32 AM  

boyvoyeur: While it could be embarrassing for a few of the female officers, it seems like an honest mistake. The Chief sounds like he will be getting reamed out. Why the big investigation and union interference?
 "Look guys! I told you that big tittyed cop from the undercover unit had big titties!"


Unions. You answered your own question.


Best way to help the economy recover: make unions illegal.
 
2013-08-13 09:34:51 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Jesus, I wanna see the cop with the 36EE


You sure about that?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-13 09:36:20 AM  

Outrageous Muff: turboke: For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP

Asking for bie at 9: 30 in the morning: A good sign your life sucks.


Aint nothin wrong with breakfast titties
 
2013-08-13 09:39:13 AM  

jfivealive: Outrageous Muff: turboke: For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP

Asking for bie at 9: 30 in the morning: A good sign your life sucks.

Aint nothin wrong with breakfast titties


White Knighting the guy asking for BIE at 9:30 in the morning: A level of pathetic-ness close to Bronies.
 
2013-08-13 09:39:52 AM  

Outrageous Muff: turboke: For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP

Asking for bie at 9: 30 in the morning3:30 in the afternoon: A good sign your life sucks.



FTFY
 
2013-08-13 09:44:01 AM  
And?
 
2013-08-13 09:45:50 AM  

I_C_Weener: Is this (some kind of) bust?


Why, yes it's quite impressive.
 
2013-08-13 09:46:15 AM  

ikanreed: Detroit can afford cops?  And those cops can afford bras?


What is scary is that there is something like a one hour wait time for emergency responders there right now.
 
2013-08-13 09:46:42 AM  
Yeah, that's pretty bad.  They could even things out, of course, by emailing around the dick sizes of all the men on the force.
 
2013-08-13 09:53:35 AM  
www.latimes.com

No, I said "Just the facts, ma'am", not "All the mam facts"!
 
2013-08-13 09:54:21 AM  

turboke: Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.

For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP



Those look like Japanese cup size comparisons.
We prefer 'Murican size boobs around here.

www.bigbustsupport.com
 
2013-08-13 09:55:48 AM  
www.bizpacreview.com
 
2013-08-13 09:56:51 AM  
Aren't cops trained to be able to judge height, weight, and characteristics of people fairly quickly?

I would think a decent cop could ball park the height, weight, and bra size of a female police officer closely.

This is a non issue.  All it did was tell people which vest the officer should wear.  Breast size seems to figure in which vest to give an officer.
 
2013-08-13 09:59:58 AM  

Cubicle Jockey: turboke: Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.

For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP


Those look like Japanese cup size comparisons.
We prefer 'Murican size boobs around here.

[www.bigbustsupport.com image 317x1500]


I'd like to order the C, D, and E combo special please. This is the all-you-can-eat buffet place right?
 
2013-08-13 10:03:02 AM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Yeah, that's pretty bad.  They could even things out, of course, by emailing around the dick sizes of all the men on the force.


That would be a short read.
 
2013-08-13 10:07:58 AM  
Is sort by boobies an option in excel?
 
2013-08-13 10:12:10 AM  

KatjaMouse:


Came for this.

Thank ya.
 
2013-08-13 10:18:51 AM  

Coconice: Aren't cops trained to be able to judge height, weight, and characteristics of people fairly quickly?

I would think a decent cop could ball park the height, weight, and bra size of a female police officer closely.

This is a non issue.  All it did was tell people which vest the officer should wear.  Breast size seems to figure in which vest to give an officer.


perhaps the list could have said what vest size to wear.
 
2013-08-13 10:22:30 AM  
Send out another email with all the male officers penis measurements. Be sure to include length and girth. Then it will be equal and everyone can drop their lawsuit.
 
2013-08-13 10:49:45 AM  
how can a fact be embarrassing?
its not like you can hide them
if you are a DD you will look it
if you are an AA you will look it
its not like it was pictures
just like if they weigh 300 lbs
you can't hide it
relax and think rule 34
the guys here would be happy for just the list!!!!
 
2013-08-13 10:50:57 AM  

Cubicle Jockey: turboke: Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.

For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP


Those look like Japanese cup size comparisons.
We prefer 'Murican size boobs around here.

[www.bigbustsupport.com image 317x1500]


I'd be shocked if Dolly Parton were actually just a DD. She must have more than a 6-7 inch difference between the measurement around her rib cage and the point of maximum boobage.
 
2013-08-13 10:58:15 AM  
I like that it comes as a spreadsheet, and includes height and weight in addition to cup size.

You could add a body mass index column. And a column that compares BMI to cup size. And sort by that.

Does it have phone numbers?
 
2013-08-13 10:58:48 AM  

Outrageous Muff: jfivealive: Outrageous Muff: turboke: For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP

Asking for bie at 9: 30 in the morning: A good sign your life sucks.

Aint nothin wrong with breakfast titties

White Knighting the guy asking for BIE at 9:30 in the morning: A level of pathetic-ness close to Bronies.


Whoaaa, who came in your cheerios this morning?
 
2013-08-13 11:03:21 AM  
Considering that many US cops are so very fat, the men will have cups sizes listed as well, no?
 
2013-08-13 11:12:52 AM  

Cubicle Jockey: turboke: Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.

For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP


Those look like Japanese cup size comparisons.
We prefer 'Murican size boobs around here.

[www.bigbustsupport.com image 317x1500]


Why is the ZZZ name listed as "born: Angie Turner"  what's the born about, did she change her name? Antonio?
 
2013-08-13 11:14:12 AM  

jfivealive: Outrageous Muff: jfivealive: Outrageous Muff: turboke: For comparison:

Aint nothin wrong with breakfast titties


Very true.

/breakfast titties
 
2013-08-13 11:29:58 AM  

edmo: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Jesus, I wanna see the cop with the 36EE

You sure about that?


Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.

Bra size: 44
Gut size: 61
 
2013-08-13 11:32:12 AM  
Uh Oh !!  BUSTED  !!!


fun.varadinum.com
 
2013-08-13 11:34:02 AM  
Yes, I remember the cop who arrested me was packing a pair of 38s.

/And her standard issue 9mm sidearm.
 
2013-08-13 11:36:37 AM  

Scuttlebutt: jfivealive: Outrageous Muff: jfivealive: Outrageous Muff: turboke: For comparison:

Aint nothin wrong with breakfast titties

Very true.

/breakfast titties



i.qkme.me i.qkme.me
 
2013-08-13 11:41:41 AM  
Why punish the guy who made the mistake, as opposed to the perverts making sexual comments to the women about the size of their breasts?
 
2013-08-13 11:56:35 AM  

pute kisses like a man: Coconice: Aren't cops trained to be able to judge height, weight, and characteristics of people fairly quickly?

I would think a decent cop could ball park the height, weight, and bra size of a female police officer closely.

This is a non issue.  All it did was tell people which vest the officer should wear.  Breast size seems to figure in which vest to give an officer.

perhaps the list could have said what vest size to wear.


Perhaps the size is listed as Female (gender) Medium (implies height from 5'2 to 5'6 and weight from 125 to 155) Grade 2 (implies B cups).

If you list the size, you, by necessity disclose the size, gender, and, if female, the breast size of the wearer.
 
2013-08-13 12:03:14 PM  
FTFA: We have learned several female officers, who say they have faced ridicule from fellow officers,

i.imgur.com

Also, they punched the fark outta anyone ANYONE who said "TITS" one more goddamn time.
 
2013-08-13 12:38:46 PM  
'We're just showing folks what the column headings of an Excel spreadsheet look like...A...B...C...D...etc.  No jokes being made on this serious newscast!'
 
2013-08-13 12:51:20 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: turboke: Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.

For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP


Those look like Japanese cup size comparisons.
We prefer 'Murican size boobs around here.

[www.bigbustsupport.com image 317x1500]


Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kate Winslet are the same cup size?! I call BS
 
2013-08-13 12:57:46 PM  
When the penis sizes of all the male cops are emailed to all Detroit police officers, somebody will get to use the coveted "Follow-up" tag on Fark.com. Yaaaaaaay!

The rest of us will have to content ourselves with Detroit Cop penis jokes for the next few months ... years ... decades.
 
2013-08-13 01:09:59 PM  
All the unsolved crimes like shooting deaths to work on, but the whole force will see this investigation to the end.
 
2013-08-13 01:31:47 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Cubicle Jockey: turboke: Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.

For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP


Those look like Japanese cup size comparisons.
We prefer 'Murican size boobs around here.

[www.bigbustsupport.com image 317x1500]

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kate Winslet are the same cup size?! I call BS



Actually all "D" cups, for example, are not the same size.  The cup gets smaller with the band size even if it's still called a "D".  So a 36D holds a lot more boob than a 32D.  I used to wear a 36C and thought that was the right size, because I was also under the misconception that D=big, DD=huge, etc.  Actually I found out I'm a 32DD.  Nobody would ever look at me and guess that's my size though.  More info here:  http://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/wiki/quick

/TMYK
 
2013-08-13 01:50:08 PM  
When these assholes feel bad about humiliating people on the street by frisking them w/o cause and stop doing so (and the plethora of other abuses they participate in) I might feel bad.

Till then

Let them all DIAF.
 
2013-08-13 02:54:51 PM  
"I dreamed I shot a Schwoogie in my Maidenform Bra!"
 
2013-08-13 03:45:27 PM  

Stretchy Cat: Actually all "D" cups, for example, are not the same size.  The cup gets smaller with the band size even if it's still called a "D".  So a 36D holds a lot more boob than a 32D.  I used to wear a 36C and thought that was the right size, because I was also under the misconception that D=big, DD=huge, etc.  Actually I found out I'm a 32DD.  Nobody would ever look at me and guess that's my size though.  More info here:  http://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/wiki/quick

/TMYK


How you doin'?
 
2013-08-13 03:53:58 PM  

skinink: "Police sources said about three weeks ago, Commander Dwayne Love was asked to notify the officers that their bullet proof vests were ready to be picked up."
Picture of Commander Love:
[o.onionstatic.com image 120x160]

/When he gets that feeling, he wants sexual healing.


My mind went a different direction for that name:

www.alabama3.co.uk
 
2013-08-13 08:13:39 PM  

Stretchy Cat: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Cubicle Jockey: turboke: Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.

For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP


Those look like Japanese cup size comparisons.
We prefer 'Murican size boobs around here.

[www.bigbustsupport.com image 317x1500]

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kate Winslet are the same cup size?! I call BS


Actually all "D" cups, for example, are not the same size.  The cup gets smaller with the band size even if it's still called a "D".  So a 36D holds a lot more boob than a 32D.  I used to wear a 36C and thought that was the right size, because I was also under the misconception that D=big, DD=huge, etc.  Actually I found out I'm a 32DD.  Nobody would ever look at me and guess that's my size though.  More info here:  http://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits/wiki/quick

/TMYK


I'm fully willing to admit I'm wrong and stupid, but there's no way the boobs in your profile pic are DDs, imho. Time to update the pic, perhaps?
 
2013-08-13 10:33:51 PM  

WTP 2: how can a fact be embarrassing?
its not like you can hide them
if you are a DD you will look it
if you are an AA you will look it
its not like it was pictures
just like if they weigh 300 lbs
you can't hide it
relax and think rule 34
the guys here would be happy for just the list!!!!


1) you CAN hide large breasts, or at least deemphasize them.
2) you can make tiny tits look much bigger thru use of a particular bra type, and clothing
3) most people, men and women are notoriously unable to accurately judge breast size, why do you think most women aren't wearing the right size bra? now that girl who wore a pushup bra has been outed as a b-cup. or the girl who purposely wore baggy shirts and never wore anything low cut to deemphasize her F cup is now outed as being a sofira vergara equivilent. Geee... thanks (thats a joke which will be explained in #5, spoiler)
4) re: your comments about being 300 lbs. even if you are a big guy, having the actual # out there makes it more real. I know I wouldnt have wanted anyone to know my pant size when I had ballooned to 225 a year ago. That just would've done wonders for my self esteem.
5) sure, so you're an E cup and maybe a fair amount of the guys who work the same shift as you know you have large boobs, but now every cop on every shift in every precinct knows, and if you think that wont get around, lead to inapprproriate conversations among male cops, lead to harassment you're an absolute moron. Well i thought that already, but you'd be a REAL moron now. ex: you're a g cup and suddenly guys are saying "Ohh jeez" a lot. Yeah, not subtle. How do i know? Know someone w/g cups, a guy found out and suddenly kept saying that behind her back. We all knew what he was refering to.
 
2013-08-13 10:35:30 PM  

AdrienVeidt: I'm fully willing to admit I'm wrong and stupid, but there's no way the boobs in your profile pic are DDs, imho. Time to update the pic, perhaps?


Women's clothing sizes have no actual bearing on what size the clothing actually is. The only time sizing is consistent in women's clothing is when it is the same item and style by the same manufacturer.

Change the style, the maker, the item, all bets are off.


/might as well just label all womens clothing size 0 and 32DD to make all women happy.
 
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