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(My Fox Detroit)   Bra sizes of all Detroit female cops emailed to all Detroit police officers. To Protect, Lift and Serve indeed   (myfoxdetroit.com) divider line 61
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2013-08-13 09:22:57 AM
BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.
 
2013-08-13 09:24:05 AM
FOIA or UFIA?
 
2013-08-13 09:24:52 AM
Detroit can afford cops?  And those cops can afford bras?
 
2013-08-13 09:24:58 AM
www.enemyplanet.com
 
2013-08-13 09:25:46 AM
So has the perpetrator been busted?
 
2013-08-13 09:26:03 AM
Jesus, I wanna see the cop with the 36EE
 
2013-08-13 09:26:19 AM
Is this a bust?
 
2013-08-13 09:26:21 AM

"Police sources said about three weeks ago, Commander Dwayne Love was asked to notify the officers that their bullet proof vests were ready to be picked up."


Picture of Commander Love:


o.onionstatic.com

/When he gets that feeling, he wants sexual healing.

 
2013-08-13 09:26:24 AM
To Protect, Lift and Serve Separate.

/cross my heart
 
2013-08-13 09:28:19 AM
i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-08-13 09:28:49 AM

Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.


For comparison:

www.shwedarling.com

/EIP
 
2013-08-13 09:32:33 AM
While it could be embarrassing for a few of the female officers, it seems like an honest mistake. The Chief sounds like he will be getting reamed out. Why the big investigation and union interference?
 "Look guys! I told you that big tittyed cop from the undercover unit had big titties!"
 
2013-08-13 09:33:14 AM
The sad thing is these women are going to get paid for this. And I bet they're more worried about their weight being on there than their bra size.

The men have their height and weight listed too. Don't see them complaining. This is why women shouldn't be doing some jobs. They can't handle things like well adjusted adults.
 
2013-08-13 09:33:28 AM
media.screened.com
 
2013-08-13 09:33:34 AM

turboke: For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP


Asking for bie at 9: 30 in the morning: A good sign your life sucks.
 
2013-08-13 09:34:21 AM

D Ray Morton: [media.screened.com image 300x231]


Yes MA'AM!
 
2013-08-13 09:34:32 AM

boyvoyeur: While it could be embarrassing for a few of the female officers, it seems like an honest mistake. The Chief sounds like he will be getting reamed out. Why the big investigation and union interference?
 "Look guys! I told you that big tittyed cop from the undercover unit had big titties!"


Unions. You answered your own question.


Best way to help the economy recover: make unions illegal.
 
2013-08-13 09:34:51 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Jesus, I wanna see the cop with the 36EE


You sure about that?

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-08-13 09:36:20 AM

Outrageous Muff: turboke: For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP

Asking for bie at 9: 30 in the morning: A good sign your life sucks.


Aint nothin wrong with breakfast titties
 
2013-08-13 09:39:13 AM

jfivealive: Outrageous Muff: turboke: For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP

Asking for bie at 9: 30 in the morning: A good sign your life sucks.

Aint nothin wrong with breakfast titties


White Knighting the guy asking for BIE at 9:30 in the morning: A level of pathetic-ness close to Bronies.
 
2013-08-13 09:39:52 AM

Outrageous Muff: turboke: For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP

Asking for bie at 9: 30 in the morning3:30 in the afternoon: A good sign your life sucks.



FTFY
 
2013-08-13 09:44:01 AM
And?
 
2013-08-13 09:45:50 AM

I_C_Weener: Is this (some kind of) bust?


Why, yes it's quite impressive.
 
2013-08-13 09:46:15 AM

ikanreed: Detroit can afford cops?  And those cops can afford bras?


What is scary is that there is something like a one hour wait time for emergency responders there right now.
 
2013-08-13 09:46:42 AM
Yeah, that's pretty bad.  They could even things out, of course, by emailing around the dick sizes of all the men on the force.
 
2013-08-13 09:53:35 AM
www.latimes.com

No, I said "Just the facts, ma'am", not "All the mam facts"!
 
2013-08-13 09:54:21 AM

turboke: Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.

For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP



Those look like Japanese cup size comparisons.
We prefer 'Murican size boobs around here.

www.bigbustsupport.com
 
2013-08-13 09:55:48 AM
www.bizpacreview.com
 
2013-08-13 09:56:51 AM
Aren't cops trained to be able to judge height, weight, and characteristics of people fairly quickly?

I would think a decent cop could ball park the height, weight, and bra size of a female police officer closely.

This is a non issue.  All it did was tell people which vest the officer should wear.  Breast size seems to figure in which vest to give an officer.
 
2013-08-13 09:59:58 AM

Cubicle Jockey: turboke: Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.

For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP


Those look like Japanese cup size comparisons.
We prefer 'Murican size boobs around here.

[www.bigbustsupport.com image 317x1500]


I'd like to order the C, D, and E combo special please. This is the all-you-can-eat buffet place right?
 
2013-08-13 10:03:02 AM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Yeah, that's pretty bad.  They could even things out, of course, by emailing around the dick sizes of all the men on the force.


That would be a short read.
 
2013-08-13 10:07:58 AM
Is sort by boobies an option in excel?
 
2013-08-13 10:12:10 AM

KatjaMouse:


Came for this.

Thank ya.
 
2013-08-13 10:18:51 AM

Coconice: Aren't cops trained to be able to judge height, weight, and characteristics of people fairly quickly?

I would think a decent cop could ball park the height, weight, and bra size of a female police officer closely.

This is a non issue.  All it did was tell people which vest the officer should wear.  Breast size seems to figure in which vest to give an officer.


perhaps the list could have said what vest size to wear.
 
2013-08-13 10:22:30 AM
Send out another email with all the male officers penis measurements. Be sure to include length and girth. Then it will be equal and everyone can drop their lawsuit.
 
2013-08-13 10:49:45 AM
how can a fact be embarrassing?
its not like you can hide them
if you are a DD you will look it
if you are an AA you will look it
its not like it was pictures
just like if they weigh 300 lbs
you can't hide it
relax and think rule 34
the guys here would be happy for just the list!!!!
 
2013-08-13 10:50:57 AM

Cubicle Jockey: turboke: Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.

For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP


Those look like Japanese cup size comparisons.
We prefer 'Murican size boobs around here.

[www.bigbustsupport.com image 317x1500]


I'd be shocked if Dolly Parton were actually just a DD. She must have more than a 6-7 inch difference between the measurement around her rib cage and the point of maximum boobage.
 
2013-08-13 10:58:15 AM
I like that it comes as a spreadsheet, and includes height and weight in addition to cup size.

You could add a body mass index column. And a column that compares BMI to cup size. And sort by that.

Does it have phone numbers?
 
2013-08-13 10:58:48 AM

Outrageous Muff: jfivealive: Outrageous Muff: turboke: For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP

Asking for bie at 9: 30 in the morning: A good sign your life sucks.

Aint nothin wrong with breakfast titties

White Knighting the guy asking for BIE at 9:30 in the morning: A level of pathetic-ness close to Bronies.


Whoaaa, who came in your cheerios this morning?
 
2013-08-13 11:03:21 AM
Considering that many US cops are so very fat, the men will have cups sizes listed as well, no?
 
2013-08-13 11:12:52 AM

Cubicle Jockey: turboke: Outrageous Muff: BMIE: Boob Measurement In Email.

For comparison:

[www.shwedarling.com image 400x1097]

/EIP


Those look like Japanese cup size comparisons.
We prefer 'Murican size boobs around here.

[www.bigbustsupport.com image 317x1500]


Why is the ZZZ name listed as "born: Angie Turner"  what's the born about, did she change her name? Antonio?
 
2013-08-13 11:14:12 AM

jfivealive: Outrageous Muff: jfivealive: Outrageous Muff: turboke: For comparison:

Aint nothin wrong with breakfast titties


Very true.

/breakfast titties
 
2013-08-13 11:29:58 AM

edmo: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Jesus, I wanna see the cop with the 36EE

You sure about that?


Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.

Bra size: 44
Gut size: 61
 
2013-08-13 11:32:12 AM
Uh Oh !!  BUSTED  !!!


fun.varadinum.com
 
2013-08-13 11:34:02 AM
Yes, I remember the cop who arrested me was packing a pair of 38s.

/And her standard issue 9mm sidearm.
 
2013-08-13 11:36:37 AM

Scuttlebutt: jfivealive: Outrageous Muff: jfivealive: Outrageous Muff: turboke: For comparison:

Aint nothin wrong with breakfast titties

Very true.

/breakfast titties



i.qkme.me i.qkme.me
 
2013-08-13 11:41:41 AM
Why punish the guy who made the mistake, as opposed to the perverts making sexual comments to the women about the size of their breasts?
 
2013-08-13 11:56:35 AM

pute kisses like a man: Coconice: Aren't cops trained to be able to judge height, weight, and characteristics of people fairly quickly?

I would think a decent cop could ball park the height, weight, and bra size of a female police officer closely.

This is a non issue.  All it did was tell people which vest the officer should wear.  Breast size seems to figure in which vest to give an officer.

perhaps the list could have said what vest size to wear.


Perhaps the size is listed as Female (gender) Medium (implies height from 5'2 to 5'6 and weight from 125 to 155) Grade 2 (implies B cups).

If you list the size, you, by necessity disclose the size, gender, and, if female, the breast size of the wearer.
 
2013-08-13 12:03:14 PM
FTFA: We have learned several female officers, who say they have faced ridicule from fellow officers,

i.imgur.com

Also, they punched the fark outta anyone ANYONE who said "TITS" one more goddamn time.
 
2013-08-13 12:38:46 PM
'We're just showing folks what the column headings of an Excel spreadsheet look like...A...B...C...D...etc.  No jokes being made on this serious newscast!'
 
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