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(Daily Mail)   Opening weekend of Lindsay Lohan's "The Canyons" grosses a shocking $30,100,000. Sorry ... make that $3,010,000. Oh wait, too many zeros ... $30,100   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 12
    More: Followup, Lindsay Lohan, erotic thriller, documentarian, Paul Schrader, Jared Leto, box offices, opening weekends, James Deen  
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5313 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Aug 2013 at 8:16 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-08-12 08:28:03 PM  
11 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-08-13 08:01:00 AM  
5 votes:

vudukungfu: Gordon Bennett: Well no wonder.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x615]

Her breasts are suffering the same block disease that Japanese women get on their vaginas.

YEESH!
Does anyone have a pic of the rock/


sure...
66.147.244.104
Hey guys, what's going on...?
2013-08-13 12:39:18 AM  
4 votes:

Brick-House: Best thing about this movie is when the titties come out, you can fap away in the empty theater.


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Just make sure it's really empty.
2013-08-12 11:06:34 PM  
4 votes:
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Hurrr
2013-08-13 12:08:12 AM  
3 votes:
Best thing about this movie is when the titties come out, you can fap away in the empty theater.
2013-08-12 08:34:32 PM  
3 votes:
I hope this doesn't hurt James Deen's acting career...
2013-08-12 06:55:13 PM  
3 votes:
Lindsay Lohan is attractive for a 50 year old, I'll give her that.
2013-08-13 12:08:19 AM  
1 votes:
Shes better a better actress than most of them, they just hate her because she doesn't wanna do enough drugs.
2013-08-12 11:39:48 PM  
1 votes:
Well no wonder.

i.dailymail.co.uk

Her breasts are suffering the same block disease that Japanese women get on their vaginas.
2013-08-12 09:45:02 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: Here's the nude pics of Lohan and you can watch some of the movie.

100% NSFW

http://gawker.com/lindsay-lohan-nude-pics-leaked-to-promote-the-cany on s-1005149327


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-08-12 08:39:35 PM  
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: PainInTheASP: Yeah, but how much of that thirty grand was spent by one person so that id didn't look like a TOTAL failure?

Well it wasn't LL spending that money, because if she had 30k to spare she'd spend it on coke.


Good point.  Still, I can't shake the image of daddy Lohan booking a theater in between court appearances after he gets a tearful call from her.  Though that well is running pretty dry these days, I'd imagine.

Maybe Charlie Sheen was looking to get laid over the weekend and he figured this was the cheapest date.
2013-08-12 07:15:11 PM  
1 votes:
She's well on her way to co-starring in Sharknado 4: The Return Home
 
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